History Funny / DeckerShado

* In his review of ''Film/EvilBong 2'', he keeps thinking that he has seen the actresses playing the lost tribe somewhere, but can't remember where. So, he looks up on imdb.com. Turns out they played in porn movies. Once he realizes [[CovertPervert what this implies about him]], Decker quickly tosses his keyboard away and gets back to the review.

** And a different Gamera movie had Decker looking up a ''male'' actor with a similar outburst, prompting Creepy to ask "[[ClosetKey Is there something you want to tell me, Decker]]?" Turns out that the outburst was caused by how horribly IMDB had butchered the actor's name.

-->'''Decker:''' After enough back-and-forth about what their options are [...] plus the risk of collateral damage even if they do or don't attack, the Prime Minister finally makes the decision to mobilize [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce the Self-Defense Forces]] in an attempt to take [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} it]] down\\

** This joke comes back again in his and Creator/ThatLongHairedCreepyGuy’s review of the 2004 LiveActionAdaptation of ''Manga/{{Devilman}}'', upon seeing what Sirene looks like in the original manga.

** The setup story has a babysitter get overruled by the kids she's taking care of in regards to watching a mysterious videotape that was dropped in the boy's bag.

-->'''Decker''': Jeez, you think your town has enough problems, then the next thing you know, motherfucking [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Jack Skellington]] moves in!

* In his crossover review of ''Godzilla vs. Mothra'' with Creator/ThatLongHairedCreepyGuy is full of these, but one particular highlight being when Mothra heals Battra and convinces him to help her fight Godzilla.

* In his review of ''Film/EvilBong 2'', he keeps thinking that he has seen the actresses playing the lost tribe somewhere, but can't remember where. So, he looks up on imdb.com. Turns out they played in porn movies. Once he realizes what this implies about him, Decker quickly tosses his keyboard away and gets back to the review.

'''Reporter:''' This makes it Japan's first military action since WorldWarII. When asked for justification, the Prime Minister referenced the terminology of Article 76.\\

->'''Decker:''' After enough back-and-forth about what their options are [...] plus the risk of collateral damage even if they do or don't attack, the Prime Minister finally makes the decision to mobilize [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce the Self-Defense Forces]] in an attempt to take [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} it]] down\\

'''Decker:''': He then pointed out the window and said "''giant ''''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'''' monster destroying the country!''"

* In his ''FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood'' review, one of the teenagers gets killed after Jason punches through a wooden wall for grabbing and slashing her. Decker wonders if that's the slasher movie equivalent of a gloryhole... And we get the same clip played again, but this time on Pornhub with the Brazzers logo and the title "teen girl taken from behind by older man". Complete with fake porn ads featuring [[Series/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], Jason and [[Series/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]] on the right.

-->'''Decker''': Pretty soon that motherfucker will have his own gravitational ''pull''!

* In his review of ''Film/ShinGodzilla'', he points out that Toho "loves some good old [SerialEscalation one-upmanship]]" and made this Godzilla bigger than [[Film/Godzilla2014 the Legendary Pictures' version]].

* In his ''FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood'' review, one of the teenagers gets killed after Jason punches through a wooden wall for grabbing and slashing her. Decker wonders if that's the slasher movie equivalent of a gloryhole... And we get the same clip played again, but this time on Pornhub with the Brazzers logo and the title "teen girl taken from behind by older man". Complete with fake porn ads featuring [[Series/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]], Jason and [[Series/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]] on the right.