Due to the many different shorts that FilmCow puts out, characters are listed according to the series that they appear in. For characters from Charlie the Unicorn, go here. For characters from Llamas with Hats, go here.
The Magical Realm of Horse Man
Horseman
The titular bipedal star of The Magical World of Horseman. Horseman has a compulsion to be the center of attention and expresses this by having parties all the flippin time.
Tropes:
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Despite seemingly having a decently large circle of friends, none of them save for maybe Angela actually like him.
- It's All About Me: He'll go out of his way to ruin any event that would keep people from going to his parties.
- Jerkass: Just look at how he abuses poor Angela.
Vulo Lives!
Vulo the Face Borrower
A void creature who's currently "borrowing" the face of a cute catgirl named Christine. They host a web series where they interview cartoon characters.
- Affably Evil: Vulo is Ambiguously Evil, but unambigously a very polite host.
- Ambiguously Evil: Vulo is a void creature that "borrows" people's faces and keeps them alive against their will in a medically induced coma. They've also murdered many people, including JFK.
- And There Was Much Rejoicing: Sings a posthumous "The Villain Sucks" Song about Henry Kissinger in a video released hours after the man’s death.
- Author Tract: Tends to get used as a mouthpiece for some of Jason’s political beliefs, particularly regarding Nobel Peace Prize-winning war criminals. Played for absurd laughs given Vulo’s status as an Ambiguously-Evil void creature.
- Been There, Shaped History: Caused the assassination of JFK by teleporting a bullet in order to save a catgirl. It Makes Sense in Context.
- Blackface: Vulo mentions that they specifically borrow the faces of white catgirls in order to avoid this unfortunate implication.
- Cute Is Evil: An Eldritch Abomination wearing the face of a cute catgirl.
- Eldritch Abomination: A strange, black, tentacled void creature.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Sure, Vulo is Ambiguously Evil and "borrows" faces, but they've gone out of their way to not only prosecute war criminals but ensure their crimes are remembered as well.
- Face Stealer: Despite their Insistent Terminology to the contrary, Vulo steals faces. While they intend to return the face before the victim dies, they don't always do this, and obviously did not get permission to take the face in the first place. Making this a Distinction Without a Difference.
- Genuine Human Hide: What did you expect from someone named "the Face-Borrower"? However, they don't just borrow the face. They borrow the eyes, hair, mouth, and ears as well.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: Face Borrowers seem to have no gender.
- Pragmatic Villainy: Why does Vulo keep Christine alive? Because, if a host dies, their face starts to rot.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Quisp cereal. Although it's surprisingly more complicated than that. Vulo themselves doesn't like Quisp; Christine does. Face-borrowers inherit the taste of their hosts.
The One True Moon
Vulo's co-host, and apparently the actual moon (implying the one we have now is a fake).- Affably Evil: The One True Moon has all of the aesthetic of an evil Eldritch Abomination, but it only asks the show's guests perfectly amicable questions and is genuinely polite, even if it's a bit unsettling at times.
- Ambiguously Evil: The One True Moon certainly seems ominous, gets angry when people worship what it sees as "false gods" and ultimately is an Eldritch Abomination, but it doesn't seem to capable of hurting people on its own, and never does so onscreen. In Episode 7, it's implied they even want to build "an ark" to save a portion of life from the inevitable Deadly Slime Wars.
- Intelligible Unintelligible: When the Moon "speaks", it makes this ominous droning noise, but Vulo can understand them perfectly well.
- Genius Loci: The One True Moon is a living moon with enough knowledge to form opinions about pop culture on Earth and openly admire iconic characters like Sonic The Hedgehog.
- Non-Human Non-Binary: The One True Moon is referred to with neutral pronouns.