"Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
- This classic bit where a Pepperidge Farm commercial turns into a blackmail scheme."Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade under a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers. But Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge. Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies. Maybe this whole thing just disappears.."
- Peter accidentally cancels the reservation for Stewie's first birthday party at Cheesie Charlie's and defends himself to Lois with a false story of how awful the place was:Rep: They also get food, cake and your choice of ice cream flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate or people.
Peter: What was that last one?
Rep: Chocolate. - Also:Brian: That's good, what's in there?
Meg: Oh, some apples, and cinnamon... and my hair... - Played with when Quagmire is trying to find out if his dad is gay by questioning his old navy buddies. All of them say double entendres (i.e.: "Your dad used to drink me under the table!" "If there was one guy you wanted in your hole, it was your dad."), except the last one ("Your dad had the best penis in the military!").
- And this little exchange when Lois and Meg were going through Meg's baby things.Lois: Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat... And your tail.
Meg: My what?!
Lois: Nothing. - In "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater", Peter asks Brian to teach him how to be a gentleman. Brian suggests that Peter try to have a polite conversation.Peter: It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
- When Peter gets home from work after his dad is made the new boss: "Lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin. Bestiality is a sin. I don't remember how that came up exactly..."
- "I'm Carlos, and beneath my tough exterior is a boy aching to learn! And beneath that is a rapist."
- In "North by North Quahog" when Peter decides to spare the world from seeing Mel Gibson's over the top action movie sequel to The Passion of the Christ, Lois mentions that taking the film is different from looting his towels, bathrobes, and Nazi paraphernalia.
- When the Griffins are put up in a hotel room Lois calls clean, Stewie examines it with a blacklight. He says the stains he finds are for oatmeal, spittle, and semen.
- In "Saving Private Brian", when Chris wants to enlist in the US Army, Peter tells him that if he does, he'll get free food, prepaid college, and all the brown people he can rape.
- In "Brokeback Swanson", in a cutaway of Peter going to Hogwarts, the students are being sorted into their dorms. The Sorting Hat sends one kid to Slytherin, another to Hufflepuff, and Peter gets housing for registered sex offenders.
