(Star Android Jaguar, you were supposed to make a question to precede what I said. Oh well.)
OK, the Zombie Infectee is knocked out cold and bundled up in the sleeping bag. Shall we tie her to a tree branch like Katniss Everdeen?
Calm down, it's not the end of the world. Well, maybe it is.
edited 23rd Feb '18 9:35:01 AM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Blitzy....
Wait, is that shooting star an asteroid? We're doomed!
Teen Titans Go! on infinite repeat.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
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It still works though.
Got an idea on what to hack these nerds with?
...Wait, hang on, did I just see... Your reflection is missing?
Wait, no, I wasn't cussing! Glub, glub, glub... If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Young lady, did you just say the y-word? You know what means.
I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a seventeen year old female me!!!
my current job
...is she your daughter?
(sigh) Fine, but I'm not paying for another bladder surgery!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Hey, wanna go Banister Slide racing?
On the count of three.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Hey Dracula, I'm starving and we're all getting antsy! When are we gonna feast on the sorority slumber party?
Well, that's just ducky. Bring all the shovels you can carry, we've got a long night ahead of us. If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
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Who keeps spamming bonus ducks in the trenches?
You know what's worse? Those idiots could actually beat us.
...Did you know those idiots went swimming in Lake Wannaweep? Now they're mutated...
(Bonus points if you recognize this line. Hint: With the exception of the first two blue-links, it's translated from Elizabethan English.)
I Can Explain... Well, um, uh... While we were here guarding you as you slept, we heard a loud roar that sounded like bulls, or lions. If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Not Sherlock Holmes
That sounded like a chainsaw. Did you just murder my dog?
Without any interference, my plan to turn my wife into a Primarina is Unstoppable! BWAHAHA-cough-AHAHA!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
So you got any more mad science planned?
I always knew you were secretly that idiotically named superhero: Captain Hitssmallchildren.
edited 3rd Mar '18 11:53:33 PM by dutchguy1986
Kill or kill, you know?
Am I a hero because I hit small children for some reason?
Sans. I hate that guy. (Lies)
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120Oh come on, why didn't you do the Genocide Route in Undertale, you bleeding heart?
Wait, Repeat What You Just Said... Hosed, hosed, HOSE! Quick, turn on the garden hose!
edited 4th Mar '18 8:08:16 PM by Miss_Desperado
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
plant
Alright, now give me some answers. Where's Jimmy? And why is the garden hose blowing everywhere?
THE PIZZA HE-MAN!!! EAT IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
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You think such a trivial fact would incriminate me?
edited 5th Mar '18 5:10:43 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
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Strongest In History
For you see, jury of this court, StarAndroidJaguar has a vendetta against bunnies! What say you, criminal?
Oh, so that's why the footage was distorted...
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Kill or kill, you know?
I have a question: Why was your lens cap half on?
Welp, Im out of here. dashes out but pops back in But... totally snakes. Totally snakes. Yeah. pops out again
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
my current job
Is this code stolen wholesale from Mosh?
...are those Arboks?
The dress says otherwise...
edited 5th Mar '18 9:52:53 AM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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She's probably not gonna cut you up by doing a ballerina twirl. That would just be too embarrassing.
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Kill or kill, you know?
Hey, what is one of the arc sentences of Undertale?
Flowey must be the hardest to beat in Undertale, possibly.
I’m your best friend! LOVE: 26, HP: 120/120
Fly Air Madeline
Next time, it would be better to come up with a question (and answer) that's at least a little amusing. A lot of the point of this game is to make your questions funny, not just to come up with questions.
But everyone knows Sans is the hardest boss in that game! The Mandela Effect isn't real, right?
I thought it would be fun if we were all rats for a day.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
Okay, what are you using Ron's wand for this time?
Sure I'll do it. Just get me off the wall!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
William! Your Evil Twin is loose, and he's holding the whole of Boston hostage! Are you just gonna stay stuck there, or are you gonna help me save the world?
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "Motorcycle Cop" is indeed a Sweet Nothing.
Ok, I'm in the sewers near my extracted brain. I'll just reattach it and then we'll be kicking tail.
No, set her on fire. It'll be cooler.
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