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336. Building an empire takes just a few days.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
337- You can travel across a continent in a day... on foot.
edited 7th Mar '15 3:47:20 PM by yellowturtle
Crow: There's a plot?
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338. Go ahead and fish all you want. The moon will just wait for you.
edited 7th Mar '15 6:22:39 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
337- Apparently water is so toxic to 'some' people, you can't even touch it.
Crow: There's a plot?
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I think we've miscounted.
341: Keep moving forward.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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342: Take. Your. Time. Unless you're doing a Timed Mission.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
On this day, nothing was regretted.
343: Problems? Magma. Or gun.
344: If you dye a sheep's wool pink, it's (and it's children's) wool will always be pink.
345: Diamonds are perfect for armorsmithing, even if they would fracture if hit too hard.
my current job
346: Never line up three of the same items in the jewelry store.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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349. Play Every Day, or face the consequences.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Into Oblivion
350. Dodgerolling always works.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
351: If you do a series of completely unrelated things in an inane way, you get rewarded with something.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
352 b.This will come at the cost of your souls and humaniity, however.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Scarlet Witch
353. Pots and vases always contain money, and it's okay to smash them, regardless of who owns those items.
edited 20th May '15 2:28:11 PM by PrincessGwen
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
At the heart of the world...
354: Being a bus driver is a boring job for boring people.
355: Being a taxi driver is an awesome job for awesome people.
edited 20th May '15 2:28:01 PM by BlackMageAnolis
my current job
356: Being a racer is a crazy, and sometimes broken, career for people named Jerry.
edited 21st May '15 1:10:08 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
357. You can save the world and you can make a profit, but never both.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Edit: Achievement get! Thread Necromancer. (Oops. Well, it was on the stickied recommended list.)
edited 10th Sep '15 7:36:32 PM by Technetium
359: Drugs are good.
360: Bathrooms are just decorative, no one actually uses them.
Fly Air Madeline
361. The best thing to do when entering a new location is look for all the trinkets in it.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
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362: It's okay to barge into other people's houses without permission.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
A real bad hombre
363. Wars can be won with around 20 people.
364. Any and all battlefield casualties on your side can be avoided if you have the patience to try to fight the battle all over again.
edited 10th Sep '15 9:38:04 PM by LinkToTheFuture
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
335. No matter what, if someone is better than you, they have no life
Oh god no