It's repetitive, it's riddled with clichés, you could replace the entire cast with puppy dogs and they still wouldn't be likable, it's repetitive, and despite its original ideas, it somehow fails to kill the feeling that you've seen it all before. All in all, it comes across as the sort of thing you'd get from a soulless video game generating machine if you fed an Aliens box set into the slot and asked for something less compelling. And more repetitive.
Yahtzee: Have I mentioned that I wrote a novel and you can pre-order it from Amazon and Amazon.co.uk? Well, I wrote a novel and you can pre-order it from Amazon and Amazon.co.uk.
In her Gag Dub of Harry Potter the German YouTube comedian Coldmirror features the "unsichtbar machenden Unsichtbarkeitsmantel, der unsichtbar macht" (Translation: invisible making invisibility cloak which makes you invisible")
"Yup. Sorry. The Lich King is going to die. Blizzard didn't have any problem killing Kael'thas, Illidan, Kael'thas, Lady Vashj, or even Kael'thas" Said in a post by Boubouille of mmo-champion.com (There is a smallish meme about Kael'thas' death(s) being merely a setback)
Gavin's list of enemies in the KateModern episode "Deal with the Devil" consists of the names "The Watcher, Patricia Neilson, Dave, Tariq, Lee, Kate" repeated three times over, followed by "TERRENCE" ten times.
Here, in fact, is where stupid and vicious and offensive and juvenile and brutal and stupid join together like a multiple-robot Transformer and destroy anything in the universe that is even close to being good or nice or true or good.
Cinema Snob: If I want to watch a Terminator II movie, I'll watch real Terminator II movies like Terminator 2, thank you very much. Cinema Snob: I knew The '70s were... seventies but I didn't realise they were that seventies. Cinema Snob: I would rather date a bipolar manic depressive... again.
Deadpool: The members of the Skrull Throneworld have conquered Earth through murder, torture, intimidation, and murder. Wolverine: You said "Murder" twice" Deadpool: I like Murder
Deadpool: The Skrull will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands. And the edge of our knives. And the edge of our knives that come from our hands.
Theodore Gray created a "periodic table table", which collects samples of (almost) all known elements in the periodic table in slots in an actual table. It became so popular that he decided to sell printed posters of it and announced their availability on Usenet. Promptly, it was pointed out that if he ever repeated that announcement, he might become a periodic periodic table table poster poster. (This isn't actually an example of redundancy...).
In Living in Oblivion, Nondrick kills a bandit by administering a lethal dose. A lethal dose of death.
His review of Superman #701 has him accidentally say that Superman solves problems "of all sizes, big and large." Lampshaded in an annotation: "Editing your script? What's that?"
ThisCracked article has a list of DMX's criminal charges:
Assault, Possession of Illegal Substances, Possession of an Illegal Weapon, Animal Cruelty, Driving Without a License, Possession of Illegal Substances, Possession of False Identification, Possession of Illegal Substances, Impersonating a Federal Agent, Hijacking a Car, Possession of Illegal Substances, and finally, Possession of Illegal Substances.
In a column on stock photos: "Sure, I may be crazy, but at least I'm crazy."
All of the articles on Bulbapedia about Pokémon species have page titles that appear as "(insert Pokémon name here) Pokémon".
Justified as you could be searching for the cards of the same name.
The Cocaine Energy Drink website posted a message from the FDA that explained to them, in great detail, why their product is not a dietary supplement or an alternative to the illicit drug. It included the sentence "As explained in greater detail below, dietary supplements are products that e (sic) intended to supplement the diet."
About the poor quality of the label on the Nintendo World Championships gold cartridge: They just cut out the logo with cheap paper and they glued it on. With glue! About the shitty controls in a Conan the Barbarian game: YOU PRESS DOWN TO JUMP! Whoever came up with that is a real cocksucker! ...That sucks cock.
NationStates measures normality on the Average Standard Normality Scale.
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries: Lizzie in episode 33, talking about Darcy: "The only thing he wanted was for me to say that I liked popular music so that he could mock me with his mocking words, and his mocking face, and BEADY little mocking eyes!" Punctuated! For! Emphasis!, naturally.
Many YouTube channels contain a link at the top of the descriptions of their videos that subscribe the user to the channel...just beneath the actual Subscribe button.
His description of Paperboy's music: "As you start playing you'll notice this horrendously horrendous music. It's driving me insane! Listen to it too much and it'll drive you to brink of insanity! This music is so bad that I'm about to go insane!"
Third Rate Gamer: An MP3 player! Awesome! I wonder if they have any Van Halen songs by Van Halen.
YouTube Warning: This joke has been removed due to a Van Halen copyright claim by Van Halen.
Third Rate Gamer: Bitchin'!
In Reasons to Celebrate! by Matt Santoro, Matt says that Victoria Day is big in Canada (where he lives), because they get to drink beer, let out fireworks, drink beer, see their family and friends, drink beer, get a day off paid, and drink beer.
And I know that now I've mentioned Samurai's with afro hairstyles a group of you are going to butt in now and go "Ooh, what about that samurai who has an afro from that show about a samurai with an afro, y'know, Afro Samurai, who's awesome 'cause he has an afro and he's a samurai and his name is well, Afro, and he's a samurai!".
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared features Tony the Talking Clock, who's teaching about the nature of time is so shallow that he resorts repeating the word time over and over.