Homer is cursed by a gypsy, The Simpsons get an automated house that falls for Marge and tries to kill Homer, and Bart and Lisa learn the art of Harry Potter
-style wizardry at Springwarts Elementary.
- Achilles' Heel: Lord Montymort's enchanted shin
- The Cameo: Harry Potter (only he was voiced by Tress MacNeille, not Daniel Radcliffe)
- Driven to Suicide: Bart drowns himself in his own cereal bowl to get out of living with an elongated neck. Sadly, Homer apologizing to the gypsy didn't bring him back. (Not because it couldn't but because Homer wouldn't apologize despite knowing it would)
- The computer that used to control the Simpsons' automated house after living with Patty and Selma and having to endure their boring workday stories.
- I Cannot Self-Terminate: The computer that tried to self-destruct to stop enduring Patty and Selma learned one of them removed the self-destruct button and hid it inside her cleavage.
- Gypsy Curse
- Noodle Incident and Take Our Word for It: Homer apparently did something to a family in Ethnictown that he describes as "the perfect crime," involved stealing a birthday balloon, and got him court time.