Try this for a deep, dark secret: the great detective, Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow. I always loved excitement, so I studied, and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so...feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm...until the day he walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name!
1982-1987 NBC series about private investigator Laura Holt and the handsome, nameless conman with a fascination for film noir who strolled into her life and very publicly took over the identity of her fictional "employer". To the surprise of both Laura and her partners Murphy Michaels and Bernice Fox, the conman with five passports (all in the names of Humphrey Bogart roles) turns out to be not too bad at detective work, although the degree to which he relies on the plots of old movies as his inspiration infuriates just about everyone.Murphy and Bernice were written out of the series after the first season to allow more stories to focus on the growing chemistry and hesitant romance between Laura and "Steele", and eventually Steele became a considerable investigator in his own right, relying less on his knowledge of movies and more on the experience he'd gained with Laura.Remington Steele made a lasting star of Pierce Brosnan and won him the role of James Bond. (Not without some controversy, though. Brosnan was cast in The Living Daylights after Steele had been cancelled, but as soon as the announcement had been made, NBC uncanceled the show, using contractual obligation to force Brosnan to give up the role and return to TV. Timothy Dalton ended up playing Bond in that film, and Brosnan had to wait for almost ten years to play Bond in 1995's GoldenEye.) It made a lesser star of Stephanie Zimbalist (daughter of Efram Zimbalist, Jr.) for the duration of the show's run.Originally written as a dramedy, with Steele intended to be a comic-relief figurehead while the focus was on Laura, but Brosnan's charisma and the chemistry between him and Zimbalist took over the plots.One of the show's more prominent quirks was the fact that it always used the word "Steele" as part of every episode title. At first these were clever and/or amusing puns often related to the plot — "Steele Crazy After All These Years", "You're Steele The One For Me" — but as time went on the number of good "steele" puns ran out, and the writers took to just inserting the word into titles, seemingly at random ("Small Town Steele").The trope The Real Remington Steele, while not occurring in the show, takes its name from it.The first three seasons, minus a handful of episodes in the third, are currently available on Hulu. The show will be airing on Family Net starting in October 2011.
This show provides examples of:
Accidental Misnaming: Type B with elements of Type C. In the first season, Steele invariably referred to Laura Holt's secretary Bernice Foxe as "Miss Wolf". It wasn't actually malicious, it seemed Steele couldn't genuinely remember her last name, even though she told him it a million times. He seemed to have no problem remembering her first name though.
The Boxing Episode: In one episode a baby is found in a boxer's locker and he asks the Steele agency for help. Hijinx ensue as the boxer readies for a match and Remington is revealed to be a very competent boxer.
California Doubling: Inverted in "Puzzled Steele", which was filmed in Malta. A Maltese village that turns out to be an in-universe prop looks a lot like old American Southwest towns.
Call Back: Shortly before the events of "Puzzled Steele", Steele, Holt and Krebs visited a bar in Mykonos, where Steele had been before as referenced to in "Elegy in Steele".
Character Name Alias: Steele, a movie buff, has multiple passports, each bearing the name of a character Humphrey Bogart played in the movies. In a later episode, Laura catches him in a lie because a woman calling him uses the alias of an Ingrid Bergman character.
Combat Stilettos: Laura Holt. In the episode "Steele in the Chips," a guest star played by Geena Davis asks how Laura can run in high heels, to which she replies, "Practice." This happens after Lara has chased her several blocks, while Stephanie Zimbalist (who was very adept at running in heels) keeps up easily, all on camera.
Cousin Oliver: rare adult version (in terms of audience reaction) with the addition of Tony Roselli in the abbreviated final season.
Delayed Wire: The episode "Sting of Steele", inspired by the movie The Sting, plays this trick with betting on overseas sports results.
Engineered Public Confession: In the pilot, the heroes move a body from one room to another in a hotel. When the villain exclaims, "We left him in his room!" a door is opened to reveal a roomful of cops next door.
Eureka Moment: Used regularly, with Steele being reminded of a plot point from a movie at a critical point in the case. Sometimes used as a Red Herring when Steele's movie references end up providing a plausible but entirely incorrect solution.
Expy: Moonlighting (created by an ex-Remington Steele writer). Pierce Brosnan even makes a rare non-NBC crossover appearance as Steele in one episode. (Also, the MAD parody "Moon-fighting" is filed under "A Remington Steal Department.")
Finger Gun: In one episode Laura holds an empty bottle to someones back to make them think she has a gun.
Finger-Licking Poison: In one episode, the poison was in the glue on some envelopes Steele and Laura were expected to lick.
Fugitive Arc: Major Descoine twice engineers this for the title character:
Once, Descoine frames Steele for a hit-and-run death. Steele and Laura have to try to solve the case while avoiding a plainclothes cop named Jarvis.
In a later episode, Descoine calls the police claiming that Steele and Laura threatened to kill him at a particular place at noon; he himself promises them they will be dead by noon that same day, then leads them on a merry chase. The trio arrive at the designated spot, where the cop tries to arrest Laura and Steele; Laura and Steele disarm the cop and steal his police cruiser to get away and resume their pursuit of Descoine.
Gangsterland: Seems to invoke this trope in having Steele obsessed with hard-boiled detective stories. He seemingly believed that they presented as accurate a picture of contemporary America and its slang as they did in the 1920s-1940s, when most of them were written.
Gentleman Thief: Steele was this kind of character before assuming his role as private investigator.
His Name Is...: In the series finale, Steele discovers that his longtime mentor, Daniel Chalmers, is also his father. Chalmers dies just as Steele is asking him, "What is my real name?" See The Unreveal.
Hyper Competent Sidekick: The apparent "boss" (Steele) is explicitly a figurehead for PR purposes and Laura is the one who is, in fact, in charge.
Played for humour when Mildred is introduced, as she initially didn't know that Steele was a figurehead and thus treats him like the real boss.
Nicely played with in "You're Steele the One for Me," where the expectation of a punny title (and the broken English in which the phrase is said in the episode) make the audience believe it's a pun for "you're still the one for me," but it's actually meant literally, as in, "you're Remington Steele, the person I'm trying to reach."
Interpol Special Agent: One episode guest-starred Tom Baker (of Doctor Who fame) as a Former Interpol agent whose investigations intersected Remington Steele's Case of the Week.
Interrupted Suicide: In the episode "Steele in Circulation", Steele starts the episode pulling a guy down off a bridge... and then has to spend most of the rest of it averting his attempts to walk into traffic and fling himself off roofs, until an attempt on the man's life gets him indignant enough to stop.
Invented Individual: One episode finds the detectives searching for a video game exec named George Kaplan (see North by Northwest example in Film.) They find that Kaplan does not exist, and was part of the company's scheme to avoid a takeover.
Remington Steele himself, until the role is filled.
Married at Sea: The producers royally pissed off many Shippers when they had Remington attempting to enter into a Citizenship Marriage with a random hooker, then had him and Laura wed at the end of the episode by a sea captain in a surly ceremony that wasn't anything near the consummation that many fans of the show were hoping for. This trend carried on to the ending, with the result being that Pierce Brosnan publicly stated that the ending of the series in many ways was a disservice to the fans and the characters.
Mistaken for Gay: Steele is searching a missing man's hotel room when the man's ex-girlfriend happens to come in. Since the boyfriend had mentioned he was dating someone new, she assumes he meant Steele, and laments, "Why is it always the good-looking ones?"
Moment Killer: According to Steele, the entire universe was involved in a vast conspiracy to prevent him from getting chummy with Laura Holt.
Laura: Why are they shooting at us?
Steele: Because we were kissing. Somebody always shoots at us when we're kissing!
The Movie Buff: Steele is one, and the cases frequently remind him of movie references.
Nasty Party: One early case started when a plastic surgeon shot himself to death while holding an invitation to an island resort's exclusive grand opening weekend. Laura and Steele pose as the physician and his nurse to attend the party, and soon the rest of the guests start dying off one by one.
Nice Hat: Laura wore several types of hats in the series, mostly fedoras.
No Name Given: We never learn Remington Steele's true name; even though we know the name of his supposed father (as revealed late in the series) is Chalmers, there's no guarantee Dad is using a real name, either. Based on the circumstances of Steele's birth mother died in childbirth, father was in prison, he may not even have a real name.
No One Sees the Boss: Miss Holt named the eponymous agency because she didn't think she'd be hired if people didn't believe there was a man at the helm, sending her on her assignments. This trope starts out being placed perfectly straight, but then a man actually did show up to take on the role and name.
Remington Steele: I guarantee your exoneration on all charges, Buddy, or my name isn't Remington Steele.
Laura Holt: Your name isn't Remington Steele.
Remington: A mere technicality.
Parents for a Day: Laura and Steele take care of her nieces and nephew in "Suburban Steele".
Post Script Season: The Season 4 finale married off Laura and Steele, as the show's cancellation looked certain andPierce Brosnan had been offered the role of James Bond. However, because Brosnan got the Bond role, NBC decided to renew the show, bringing it back for a very lame half-season which lacked all of the charm of the preceding seasons and effectively scuttling Brosnan's big movie break. Brosnan didn't end up playing Bond for over a decade.
Real Life Writes the Plot: Steele was originally meant to be played by an American and some early episodes seem to reflect this, in one he makes an analogy about Babe Ruth and George Washington which seems out of place. The pilot itself was the second episode to be shot and presumably the last episode of the first bunch to be written, the pilot reflects that Steele is a foreigner. From the episode "Steele Trap," Steele is specifically stated to be Irish, like Brosnan.
Relative Error: Steele once saw Laura talking with her brother-in-law and thought she was having an affair. It didn't really help that the brother-in-law kept kissing her on the cheek...
Replaced the Theme Tune: The first season featured the tune "Laura's Theme" as Stephanie Zimbalist explained the series premise. The second season introduced a theme based on a small bit of incidental music that played as Remington would say something like "God I'm good!" after Laura explained how the case was solved. They had a more upbeat variant for the third season opening and an even more upbeat version for the fourth, but the latter didn't take. "Laura's Theme" played during the final credits through all the seasons.
Sharp-Dressed Man: Steele. The producers felt nothing less than fine suits would be good enough for Pierce Brosnan and referred to him as a clothes horse. Evidently the Bond producers felt the same way.
Strictly Professional Relationship: The cool-to-warm variant occurs with Remington Steele, private investigator. When Laura Holt put her detective skills on the market, she got no takers. Laura then created the fictional Remington Steele as her "boss". Soon a handsome fellow came by, and announced that he was, in fact, Remington Steele. Laura bristled at idea at first. However, Steele soon proved intuitive and useful as a partner. A slow thaw pervaded subsequent episodes.
Sweetie Graffiti: Laura escapes police observation by hiding near a wall with a large graffiti heart and the initials MK and LH. As she emerges, she comments, "You may not have been much of a kisser, Marty Klopman, but you sure knew where to do it."
Take That: Near the show, there was an episode with an elderly British spy who said "We in MI5 thought James Bond was a sissy." Pierce Brosnan was in the running to play James Bond when Roger Moore left the role, but had to back out due to commitments to Remington Steele. It all worked out in the end...
Undead Tax Exemption: The eponymous character is actually a made up persona taken over by a con man. He had no problems the first season, but the second season starts out with a visit from the IRS, curious about the lack of about twenty odd years of income tax filings.
Unique Pilot Title Sequence: The first episode has Laura tell a slightly different story to since at this point she hasn't met the man who would take over Remington Steele's persona.
The Un Reveal: Steele asks his father what his real name is... only to find that his father has just died.
Given the circumstances surrounding Steele's birth as told to him by his father, his mother died in labour and he was in jail at the time, it's quite possible that Steele doesn't actually have a name, or that his name is Harry because that's what his dad called him.
The Villain Knows Where You Live: In the episode "Elegy in Steele", Major Descoine comes to the agency's office, promises Laura and Steele he'll kill them both by noon that day, and leads them on a chase around the city. One surreal stop is a richly-furnished Victorian-looking apartment in an otherwise abandoned building. On looking around, the detectives notice that the framed photographs scattered about the living room show them at work on recent cases (in clearly recognizable stills from previous episodes), and the penny drops:
Steele: He's been FOLLOWING us! The bloody bugger's been SPYING on us!
Laura: It gives me the creeps.
The Minor: (Enters carrying a loaded tea tray) Oh, "cream," did you say? (Stops as Steele and Laura turn on her, Steel pointing his gun at her) It's right here on the tray.
Will Talk For A Price: In hot pursuit of Major Descoine in "Elegy in Steele", Laura and Remington meet a deaf carver of tombstones (including one for each of them, listing that day's date—the Real Life original air date of the episode). He only plugs in his hearing aids and tells them which way Descoine went when presented with a $50 bill.