Film watched: Hobgoblins
is probably not the worst movie to ever be screened on Mystery Science Theater 3000
, it is one of them, and possibly the sleaziest.
Though director Rick Sloane requested
that his film be featured on the show, it suffered some of the harshest riffing ever. The Mads removed the film case from the Ark of the Covenant
. The bots tried to flee the theater during the opening credits
. Crow set up a hotline for people traumatized by the movie. Mike and the 'bots tried to escape again
by replacing themselves with cardboard cutouts in the theater and the bridge (it nearly worked, too). Crow impersonated Sloane during the end credits claiming he was "high on crack" and had "[his] brain replaced with rat droppings". Servo tried, and failed, to go back in time to prevent the movie from being made.
- Bad Guy Bar:
Servo: "Club Scum", eh? So why are there lunch ladies back there serving tater tots?
- Be a Whore to Get Your Man:
Crow: "Yes girls, this is the only way to make your boyfriends like you."
- Cardboard Pal: Mike and the 'bots try to trick the Mads by placing cardboard cut outs of themselves in the theater, along with a tape recorder playing some poorly acted generic riffs ("That's stupid") and escaping. In the host segment, we see they did the same on the bridge. Only Observer wasn't fooled.
- During the movie's closing credits, they used another cutout for their faux interview with Rick Sloane.
- Notably, the cardboard cut-outs are based on the silhouettes of Mike and the bots that appeared on the back of Rhino VHS releases of MST3K at the time (the "Pointing Mike" cut-out being the most obvious).
- Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys: Much is made of Nick's military service. Naturally, when Nick runs away from the hobgoblins the second he realizes they're dangerous, Crow riffs "Oh, Nick's in the French army, I see."
- Conspiracy Theorist: Crow makes a documentary that initially is supposed to counter the movie's portrayal of women and show how to treat the fairer sex with respect. Because Crow couldn't actually find any women, though, it turns into a conspiracy video.
"We begin to ask ourselves: 'where are all the women?' The overheated references in poetry, the images that dominate our media—is it all an elaborate fraud?"
- Cool Car: Subverted with Kevin's car.
Crow: Paint my muscle car prune color, please!
- Creator Backlash: In a surprising twist, Sloane actually brought his own work to the Brains' attention. He thought they did a good job with it, though he did take offense to their personal insults of him mentioned above, and seems well aware that he could only do a sequel because of MST3K.
- Disproportionate Retribution/Cool and Unusual Punishment: Pearl uses this movie to punish Mike and the 'bots for jumping on her rent-to-own furniture.
- Fail O Sucky Name:
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: Lampshaded
- A Handful for an Eye: During the rake fight, Crow suggests, "Throw some Miracle Gro in his eyes!"
- Insecurity System:
Mike: "Tell me again why they have an elaborate security system but they don't lock anything?!"
- Logic Bomb: "Okay, so one woman exists. Does that mean all women exist?"
- Made of Iron:
So the only side effect of [Nick's] complete immolation
is... mild redness and irritation?
- Makeout Point: Upon witnessing the movie's depiction of this, Servo thinks they must have public funding.
- Mickey Mousing:
Crow: Their garden tools make little Casio sounds.
- My Girl Is a Slut:
Crow: So, Mike, I learned from today's movie that Daphne was a slut, and Amy wasn't fun until she became a slut.
- Screw This, We're Outta Here: The movie was getting so bad that Mike resorted to a Cardboard Pal plan to try to fool the Mads. By the time it failed, we see that he and the 'bots had changed into Hawaiian shirts and packed a lot of luggage for a vacation.
- Ship Tease: When Bobo calls Tom & Crow's "Hobgoblins Crisis Hotline" for advice about the crush he had on "a woman... (looks at Pearl behind him) a woman not of my species"note , squicking the 'Bots horribly.
- Stable Time Loop/You Can't Fight Fate: Servo's attempt to erase the existence of Hobgoblins by going back in time and kicking Rick Sloane in the shins ends up being the latter's inspiration for the movie.
- Team Dad: Mike shows shades of this. For example, in the middle of the film, Servo pretends to bounce on the sofa that a couple of the characters have fallen asleep on, just like in the first host segment, and goes 'Whee, this is fun, this is fun! No, it's not, no, it's not' and Mike consoles him. Awww.
- Three Chords and the Truth: Mocked by Crow.
Crow: "Chord, chord, chord, chord, chord, other chord."
- Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Pearl's reaction when she sees Mike and the 'bots bouncing around on the couch and squirting juice boxes.
- With Lyrics: "It's The Eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"