Quotes: Super Mario Bros.
In Nintendo you control a little man who runs around the screen trying to stay alive while numerous powerful and inexplicably hostile forces try to kill him. It's a lot like New York.
I like Mario. It's a game that glorifies the fat, blue collar worker...
: Snake, you know who that is? Solid Snake
: You're kidding, right? It's Mario. Col. Campbell
: Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that
famous. Solid Snake
: Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle
"It may just be because I too suffer from a terrible genetic disability called an older brother, but I've always preferred Luigi to Mario. He's usually made out as a coward, but hey, Falstaff was a coward! Show me a Shakespearean character whose sole defining features are blindly following the instructions of some prissy royal bitch and a tendency to jump on things... okay, Macbeth, perhaps."
"I've probably spent more time with Mario than, literally, with members of my own family over the past 32 years...He's a cultural phenomenon, because he was at the center of a growing medium. He's kinda the poster boy of an entirely new medium that just developed a few decades ago. So, unless you were type of kid who grew up with a Genesis—And, growing up in the 80's and 90's, I still have I still have lot a problems with people who owned Genesises. Genisis was for the rich kids. Nintendo was for the workin' man."
One night under heavy doses of narcotics, I was playing Super Mario Bros. 3 and one of my friends thought it would be funny to record what I was saying so I could hear myself later when I was coherent. Here is a transcription of the things I said:
"Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE!
It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!"
THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
A Mario Brother never says "can't", Luigi!
Thank you so much for to playing my game!
Have you-a ever seen a plunger, in-a these-a hands!?!?