Funny / Super Mario Bros.
In addition to fun gameplay, Mario
has a great deal of humor.
, Super Mario RPG
, Mario & Luigi
and all three cartoons
have their own pages.
From the games
- From Super Mario Galaxy 2:
- In some Yoshi missions, it's possible to bring a Smeech enemy all the way to the end. When collecting the Power Star, the Smeech will still be stuck to Yoshi's lips, utterly ruining the moment.
- While collecting a Grand Star as Yoshi, the animation shows him struggling to catch up to Mario in order to pose with him.
- Mario's reaction using his first Launch Star of the game.
- Super Mario Sunshine has this:
Toad: "The princess is on that island! I think it's called 'Pineapple' or something... How do you think you can get there?"
- Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga's character Fawful, a walking, talking parody of Blind Idiot Translations:
Fawful: I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is called Fawful. I am here, laughing at you. If you are giving us the chase, then you are idiots of foolishness!...
- One of the funniest scenes in Superstar Saga was his "comeback speech" with Peasley:
Fawful: "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
Peasley: *slashes Fawful* "HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is comeback-upon!"
Fawful: *shocks Peasley* "I HAVE FURY!! In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
- Also "Your demise will be Cackletta's Bread! And this battle will be the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your DOOM!
- He's the Big Bad in Bowser's Inside Story. Seeing him singing the Scooby Doo theme while he's looking for the Dark Star is simply priceless, but he has dozens of hilarious moments. "I HAVE SUCTION" is the best line any evil villain will ever say before draining the evil power from an Artifact of Doom.
Fawful: Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?! ♪Dark Star, needing you!♪
- His calling Bowser "the king of stupid" — though Bowser certainly does make some incredibly stupid decisions throughout most of the game...
- Bowser himself gets one where he gets hit by a train and crashed through several boulders. Through sheer brute strength, he very nearly stops the thing... Until he trips over a pebble. The last thing he says before he gets crushed?
- Yoshi's Island: You're heading towards the boss of World 3, the Naval Piranha Plant. You get into the room, close enough to hop up on the ledge, and you can even see the little bugger that'll get transformed... but the cutscene hasn't cued up yet. Well, maybe you'll just take a quick cheap-shot with an egg for laughs...
Kamek: OH MY!!
Piranha Plant: ***EXPLODES***
- Not to mention the look on Yoshi's face before Prince Froggy eats him and after shitting him out of his stomach. Yoshi goes from "O_o" to ":3" in seconds flat!
- In the later Mario Party titles, games played in 2-on-2 Team Mode started getting "team names" handed to them depending on which characters were in the team. While some of them were predictable for obvious character combinations (like Luigi and Yoshi being called "Green Machines"), sticking together any really weird combination of characters results in weird and often hilarious team names:
- Daisy and Waluigi: Awkward Date
- Wario and Toadette: Secret Friends
- Birdo and Blooper: What The Bloop
- A lot of teams with Dry Bones qualify. Teaming with Mario makes BBQ Ribs, Luigi makes Cry Bones, Wario or Waluigi leads to bonehead/numbskull comments, and Daisy leads to the darkly apt Daisy Pushers.
- Then there's Dry Bones and Hammer Brother: What-The-Deuce.
- Mario Power Tennis gives us these bloopers. One particular gem involves Wario lifting weights... only to get a phone call from his mother.
Wario: Hello? Ma, I told you not to call me today! (Waluigi shakes his head in disbelief and puts his hand over the camera as the director yells "Cut")
- The GBA version, Mario Tennis: Power Tour gives us this gem.
- There's some in the actual intro as well, such as the Mario Bros. watching Bowser's Bob-Omb-packed vehicle descend towards the ground.
- In Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, when Waluigi gets an eagle or better, he does a dance routine that ends with a lengthy spin followed by a pose where he holds the brim of his hat and points at the camera with an audible sound effect. After a beat, he realizes he's pointing in the wrong direction.
- He does it again in Mario Super Sluggers. Most character introductions show them boasting or preparing to hit the ball. Waluigi enters, shouting WAAAAAALUIGI and preparing to hit the ball, only to realize he is facing the player. He makes a "i meant to do that" gesture to the player and switches to the right side.
- In Superstars Baseball, Boswer gets a platinum one when you decide to not face Mario in Bowser mode at the final boss battle.
Bowser: NO! Remember your blood sugar Bowser. Ok, now go wash your hands...
- When you unlock the last row of tours in Fortune Street, the first area is Alefgard from the first Dragon Quest, which reintroduces the Dragonlord and his Large Ham/Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe/Rhymes on a Dime villainous speeches. Unfortunately, they still pale before the interactions between the other two computer characters: Chivalrous Pervert Angelo and Abhorrent Admirer Birdo. They go as well as expected.
Waluigi: Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi?
- While it may be pure coincidence, during another one of Waluigi´s lines, he ends up referencing another purple villain with a mustache who looks just like him...
! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder!
- In the Boss Battle minigame "Bombard King Bob-omb" in Mario Party 9, players must choose one of four bombs to throw at King Bob-omb. The hilarity is if that more than one player chooses the same bomb, they'll bonk into each other as they're running toward the bomb they chose.
- In Super Mario Bros. 3 if you complete a level as Tanooki Mario, the Toad next to the restored King says "Thank you, kind raccoon. Please tell me your name." As if the exposed face of a mustached Italian-American man wasn't enough of a hint as to who you are.
- If you finish any of the Koopalings in a suit (Frog, Hammer, Tanooki) the restored King will have a different dialog depending on the suit, such as thinking that Mario's become the next victim of transformation.
- A Toad near "Jolly Roger Bay" in Super Mario 64 gives us this gem.note
: Being imprisoned in these walls can drive a fungus crazy. When I really start to freak out, I think to myself, "Well, I'm going to be here for a while, so I might as well stare at the fish. They are oddly hypnotic." Then I actually start to like being captured............Aaaguugh! IT'S MADNESS! I've got to snap out of this! You have to free us before we're all completely brainwashed
! ...But for now, why don't you gaze at the fish with me
. You look tense. Come relax.
- During the end credits of Super Mario 3D World, Bowser gets his just desserts by being trapped in a bottle, helplessly tapping against the glass.
- What Tuxie says in Super Mario 64 DS when Yoshi puts her in his mouth.
- Similarly, when Yoshi eats a rabbit he's already captured.
What part of "I'm not your lunch" do you not understand? I already gave you the key! Put me down! (rabbit is spat out)
I'm not chow. How many many times do I have to tell you that? I know I'm irresistibly cute
, but try to restrain yourself!
- The intro to the DS version adds Wario and Luigi go along with Mario. The three can't even make it into the castle without doing something silly. Luigi jumps on Wario, who growls angrily and fails at punching him. Then Mario comes back to check on them but crashes into Luigi. Hilariously, it makes Wario look like the voice of reason when he points in the castle direction. Oh, and Yoshi's asleep on the roof.
- The Gearmos in Super Mario Galaxy and its sequel. Special mention goes to the one at the end of the first game's Battlerock Galaxy's purple coin mission, particularly if you get absolutely ZERO purple coins:
Gearmo: Zero? ZEEEERO? Not even a single Purple Coin? You must have done that on purpose! That might impress some, but this old bag of bolts doesn't take kindly to that kind of stunt.
- Similarly, there's also one in the Buoy Base Galaxy that gets mad when you break the floating fortress' weight:
- There's also the Gearmo from the Chompworks Galaxy second mission (Spring into the Chompworks) in the second game, who is repeatedly hit by rolling Chomps:
Gearmo: BRING IT ON! Gimme your worst!
- Playing as Luigi in the New Game+ gives a few gems:
- During the Mario playthrough, you can find Luigi and rescue him in various places. The only adjustment the New Game + makes however is that the "found" Luigi refers to the player Luigi as "me". Because of this, there's a hilarious exchange in the Battlerock Galaxy:
Found!Luigi: I thought I was going to go crazy in there! Thanks for the rescue, me!
- He also takes the idea of a clone of himself surprisingly well.
Found!Luigi: Are you me? Well, I guess there's enough people in the universe for one person to look like me...
- Luigi will also receive letters from Princess Peach the same as Mario did, only they aren't changed at all. This doesn't go un-noticed by the mailman Toad:
- In Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, there is a level in the Clockwork Mario world that takes place in a very... suggestive area. And the level itself is made almost entirely of various types of balls.
From the movie
- Iggy and Spike's stupidity.
Spike: We were wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?
Iggy: You've gotten it wrong five times.
Spike: 0 for five. 0 for five. What percent is that?
Iggy: I dunno. Let me think.
Iggy: I dunno. But it's not good.
- The dialogue above was due to mistaking Daniella for Daisy.
Spike: I'm gonna get the girl.
Iggy: That's not the girl.
Spike: Yeah it is, she's wearing a disguise. I could spot her a mile away.
Iggy: Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us.
- Gotta love the Troopas dancing to that elevator music.
- There's also this brief scene where Koopa is ordering some pizza for delivery. It isn't funny at first, but when he's confronting the Mario Bros. at the climax...
Walky-Talky: "Sir, your pizza is here!"
Koopa: "Not now."
- Another brick joke, related to the above example:
Walky-Talky: Sir, the Goombas are dancing again!
Koopa: *pissed* Deal with it!
- The scene where Koopa orders the pizza is a bit surreal because the teenaged clerk clearly recognizes him but treats him like any other customer, which implies by Fridge Logic that Koopa knows him and orders from there a lot (there's even a Koopa Special named after him). Think he gets the crazy bread too?
- Mario and Luigi having their mugshots taken.
Mario: Are we dead?
- To elaborate, the police station is set up incredibly creepily (the suspects are kept in cages suspended from the ceiling, among other things) and Mario and Luigi are forcibly brought into a room, stood against the wall, and have a mysterious light shined on them while they panic. When the mug shot comes out, both look absolutely terrified.
- During the escape from the police station, the two hear a news bulletin that "aliens" are on the loose. Luigi is dismayed that they have to deal with aliens on top of everything else... until Mario points out that they're the aliens.
Luigi: We are? Oh, cool!
- Hopper's deadpan delivery as he spins a globe of the alternate dimension, showing that aside from Dinohattan, it's all a giant wasteland. No wonder he wants to break into the human world.
"Ruler of all that you see. A few miserable streets, and... an endless desert."
- Koopa has Iggy and Spike put into the Devo Chamber to evolve them and make them smarter... and when they pop out of it looking exactly the same, his stare of utter confusion is priceless. The rest of the scene is pretty good as the two suddenly demonstrate their new intelligence by indulging in Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness.
Koopa: Both of you, go to the desert!
Iggy: Excuse me, excuse me. That hardly seems logical, does it? Perhaps we should stay here and formulate our own strategy. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing.
King Koopa: Here's what's logical to me — If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock... I shall personally, kill you.
Iggy: We're going.
Spike: After you.
- Mario and Luigi are hopelessly lost in the Koopahari Desert and they argue along the way.
You said the tunnel. Luigi:
I did not, I said parkway! Mario:
But you meant
the tunnel! Go on, pick a direction! Any direction you like! Luigi: (hits Mario's head and mocking him)
Na na na na na! Mario:
Hey, that looks good over there! (pointing at quicksand)
That's it, let's die there!
- This dialogue, while Mario and Luigi are hopelessly lost in Dinohattan.
Luigi: Excuse me, miss. Can you tell me where I am?
Woman: Yeah, you're in my way! (pushed them away) Egg-suckers!
Mario: Who are these people?!
- The fact that after only just arriving, they're mugged by a sweet-looking old lady.
- Daniella shouting "Hey, Mario!" as he's attempting to break the girls out silently.
- Koopa calling himself "an egg-sucking son of a snake". You gotta wonder if that's seriously what he thinks of himself.
- When Luigi first meets Daisy, he tries to talk to her but just ends up staying dumb things. Even drifting off into tangents.
Mario: What my brother is trying to say, is he doesn't know what to say. Doesn't even know how to begin.
- When Mario walks out of the store with bottled water.
"Everybody's got tap water! (slams the door and looks at the bottle) Three bucks."
- For a time, Gamestop did a publicity stunt where it called customers and left messages of Charles Martinet doing his Mario voice, plugging the release of a new Mario game. Here is just one example.
- On 9/10/15, Shigeru Miyamoto finally revealed, after years of speculation, who Bowser Jr's real mother was. It's Miyamoto himself, apparently.
- The Nintendo Switch Parental Controls video shows how the system's parental controls work using Bowser and Bowser Jr.
- When Jr. is playing a game too long, Bowser yells while breathing fire, scaring Jr. so much that he hides in his shell.
- Bowser is shown using a smartphone. A regular smartphone that is clearly too small for him. His smartphone also has a picture of Peach as its background. He also manages to tap and swipe on the phone with his huge nails without even scratching the screen!
- Bowser sees that Jr. has been playing Mario Kart 8 two hours over the set time limit and he contemplates suspending the game from the phone, only to have an Imagine Spot of Jr. being completely heartbroken and upset over his game being turned off. Even the narrator says this feature should be a last resort.
- When Jr. plays a game that's age restricted, Bowser runs over to him and covers his eyes with his arms.
- Jr. talks to Bowser about his awesome moment in Mario Kart where he hits Mario with a Red Shell. Bowser laughs at that.
- When some Boos are sneaking up behind Jr. (meant to represent internet trolls) Bowser falls out of nowhere to scare them off.