"You Canadians are all the same, with your beady little eyes and flapping heads... you're trash!"
— Sheila Broflovski, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers, and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?"
—- Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel
"Ogres don't live happily ever after!"
— Fairy Godmother, Shrek
"Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?"
"He is, Mr. Torrance."
"A nigger cook."
— Delbert Grady to Jack Torrance, The Shining
Is that really the fastest you can play, you worthless Hymie fuck? No wonder mommy ran out on you. Get off the fucking kit. (Tanner replaces Andrew on the drums) And here comes... Mr. Gay Pride of the Upper West Side himself. Unfortunately this is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving Cosmopolitans or Baked Alaskas, so just play faster than you give fucking handjobs, will you please? One, two, one two... (Tanner drums briefly before Fletcher stops him) Not even fucking close. (Donnelly replaces Tanner) So, the Irish mick fucking Paddy-cracker now. You know, you actually do look a bit like a leprechaun. I think I'll start calling you Flannery.
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
"You Americans are so fond of being in charge."
— Mousey Galore, Pinky and the Brain "To Russia With Lab Mice"
"She's a woman, she doesn't know up from down!"
— General Tsao, Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.
"After Josh Duggar’s child touching ways were exposed, he dribbled out a nauseating statement where he said he said that he prayed the pedo away and was really sorry for molesting five girls (four of which are his sisters). Well, he’s so sorry that not long after he “repented” for his sins, his mouth farted up an incest joke."
"When a person gets knocked out, strange things happen. Sometimes you wake up quickly and have no idea what happened. Sometimes you stay unconscious until the A-Team is done saving everyone in your illegal sweatshop. In John Matua's case, his brain got confused and told every part of his body to go jogging in a different direction. So he hit the ground stiff and twitching. Tank Abbott, with the class one would expect from central casting's idea of a prison movie extra, looked back at the body and mocked his seizure. Mocked his seizure. That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "Shit, I don't even think I have a form for that.""
"We see a motorcyclist pull in and we know he's bad news because he parks in a handicapped space. The bastard."
"If you want to dress up your pets and have tea parties, that's your business, but don't pretend this is a proper wedding."