Quotes / Mondegreen

Quotes about the trope

I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Terry Gilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from The Part You Throw Away], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.
He sang about things no one had bothered writing songs about before like space travel and fame and Les Dennisnote  and about salmon fishingnote  and about someone making love with his eaglenote , which is sort of sick, come to think of it.

She got a new apartment
It's out on the escarpment
And in her glove compartment
Are my songs

She hasn't even heard them
Since she found out what the words meant
She decided she preferred them
All wrong
— Barenaked Ladies, Testing 1-2-3

Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll
To get into this boy's hole
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.
You want this baby boy's hole
You gotta pay the Troll Toll—
Charlie: Dammit, Frank! You keep pronouncing it "boy's hole" when I clearly wrote "boy's soul"! Are you chewing gum while you're singing?! Spit it out!

One of the more interesting things I remember about this song is that everyone misheard the chorus. "I'm blue, I believe I will die, I'm in need of a guy, I got beat up at night". (In Aberdeen, I'm on diet) There are a lot of them. I think it's because the guy's autotune and accent are so wonky, but also because the human brain refuses to accept that this could really be as stupid as it is. Surely, there had to be more to this song than a never-ending list of monochromatic objects wrapped around a gibberish chorus? Nope, that's it. That's literally all it is — a bunch of nonsense syllables, and a list of blue things.
Todd in the Shadows critiquing Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?
James Rolfe commenting on a line from the Japanese dub of Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla

"All we need is somebody to lean on," I was hearing those Google commercials as "All we need is somebody's amiibo." Then again, it's truer!

I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat because
You're gonna sing the words wrong
"Riptide" by Vance Joy (These are the actual lyrics, in case you were wondering.)

Commonly misheard phrases

Hamster! (Master!)
A Dentist! (Apprentice!)
Hard Porn! (Heartborne!)
Steven Seagal / Seagull! (Seventh Seeker!)
Mario! (Warrior!)
This Rifle/iPhone! (Disciple!)
And me, the Fishmaster! (In me, the Wishmaster!)
— Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Nightwish's Wishmaster song

Snoo PINGAS usual, I see!

Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)
We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)
If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)
Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)
Hang the black fag to the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)
Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)
We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)
— Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's You Are A Pirate

Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!


We had lots of the dreams, all creatures were most exploited
Honor and pay for each but there is no answer
We wind up and slip in through a trained ferret.
We are lots of the shit
But only been there three answers
before I caught the question
And slowly, I wish myself a long dream
but cannot hear myself wishing
We had lots of the people, who are the dreams, the ground receptive
Inquire to the poured concrete
Slowly, but there is no answer, or if there is, we don't understand...

When i talk to the trees
O'great trees who have learned to speak slowly
I know that they believe that they have an answer
Then i walk in the city where i cannot hear it
When i talk to the city
I have already learned three answers
Before i call the question
And slowly, i wish myself among trees
But can not hear myself wishing
When i talk to the people
Who are the trees that grow in the city
They reply with a fond kindness, slowly
But there is no answer
For experience to be made by mistake
— Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone"

Boku touch it PENIS
Kimi touch it PENIS

Bokutachi VENUS
Kimitachi VENUS
— Misheard and actual lines from "Wow Wow VENUS" by VENUS

Might can trollz everything.
— Mishearing of Vergil's catchphrase "Might controls everything" from Devil May Cry, made particularly relevant by his infamy.

He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him, so they shot him in his face (into space)
Mystery Science Theater 3000 first theme song, misheard and actual. Not that they wouldn't be willing to.

I'm a little man! (I'm a leading man)
And I'm also evil! (And the lies I weave are)
Also into cats! (Oh so intricate)
Also into cats! (Oh so intricate)
— Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Fall Out Boy's This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race song

"We would have to change the attitude of everyone on Earth to make them a PENIS! (obey us) In every way!
Dr. Kochin, Dragon Ball Z: The World's Strongest, "Big Green" dub

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi? (eh, Luigi?)"
Mario: Hotel Mario and the subject of many a YouTube Poop.

"So long, gay Bowser!" (So long-a Bowser!)
Mario (when he throws Bowser into a mine), Super Mario 64

Where the what the where the soup was
Where the what the where the soup was
Hey, what's up
Hey, what's up
Where's the soup, where's the song
Where's the soup, where's the song
Where's the soup, where's the song
That damned song, that damned song
That damned song, that damned song
Deus song, deus song
Dawn of War Imperial Guard Theme (choir and percussion version)

Over and under and then up for air
Actual lyrics to a song sung by Spike Jones's group
Over and under and then up her ass

And her mangy little dog.
And her amazing little dog.
Which version did the Wicked Witch say, when she had Dorothy and the others trapped?

I see what's happening here (I see what's happening, yeah)
Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to "You're Welcome" from Moana

Turn back the dial, deplug your vinyl
Sam tried to clean up Dickbutt the Fighter
Turn back the Play-Doh, Big Bang tomato
G-5, G-5 oh, G-5 Joe Biden
— A few interpretations of some lyrics of The Training Room, Omikron: The Nomad Soul. Lyrics are actually "Turn back and climb up, defy your rival".

I hop off the plane at L-A-X
with a dream and my cardigan.
Welcome to the land of fame and sex (fame excess);
am I gonna fit in?
—Miley Cyrus, "Party in the USA"
Note that "fame and sex" rhymes with the opening line, while "fame excess" doesn't.

Secret Screwius Wave! ("Secret Strike!" and "Furious Wave!" mashed together due to crappy sound mixing)

The smell of black chicks just put my spine out of place!(This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place!)
Commonly misheard line from David Bowie's "Suffragette City"

The announcer used from Metal Slug X onwards

Code Monkey likes Cheetos (likes Fritos)
Code Monkey like a tab of Mountain Dew (likes Tab or Mountain Dew)
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret part (With big warm fuzzy secret heart)
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Onore DICKEIDO!note 
Narutaki always blames Kamen Rider Decade whenever things doesn't go as he intends.