History Quotes / Mondegreen

-->-- [[Music/DemonDays "Kids With Guns"]], {{Music/Gorillaz}}

-->-- '''Mario:''' ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' and the subject of many a ''YouTubePoop''.

->''"'''ONE MORE GOD REJECTED'''"''[[labelnote:Actual lyric]]"War broke out in Heaven", [[TheUnintelligible probably]][[/labelnote]]

-> '''MISTER RYAN!''' (Let's start a riot)

-->-- '''Franchise/PhilomenaCunk''' on Music/DavidBowie

There's no [[ADateWithRosiePalms whacking]] out of you (There's no one meaner than you!)\\

-->-- '''Mario:''' ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' and the subject of many a ''WebAnimation/YouTubePoop''.

'''Mai Shiranui:''' Me [[{{Gainaxing}} boingy]] (Nippon Ichi)! \\

->"D'oh, I missed!" ([[GratuitousGerman So ein mist!]][[note]]An amusing example of a Mondegreen which actually makes a phrase ''less rude'' compared to the original - translated from German to English, the original phrase literally translates as "Such a crap!", but can be more naturally read as "Goddamn it!"[[/note]]

->"D'oh, I missed!" ([[GratuitousGerman So ein mist!]] (Aw, darn!))

-> Here we are now\\
In containers!\\
Avocado, and potato\\
In containers!

-->--Commonly misheard background vocals for "Circle of Life" from ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing''

-> You've been siting on that sidewalk\\

->'''Frost:''' You'll help me fight the Lin Kuei?\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]]:''' Who is Lynne Quay?\\
'''Frost:''' Stupid machine!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

-->--The memetic mondegreen, thanks to an illustrated video, of the lyrics in the training stage for the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/TatsunokoVsCapcom'' [[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\\"Rise like a dragon!\\Punch 'em, won't miss 'em\\It's a hurrricane force kick, got the twister, I'll twist em"\\But the middle line is interrupted, making it sound like "Punch a woman." [[WouldHitAGirl Which you can do in the game anyway, since the game has female fighters]], so it's kind of appropriate in its inappropriateness.[[/labelnote]]

-->--Music/TheRamones, "Swallow My Pride"[[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]\\Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride\\And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again\\Swallow my pride\\Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine\\Swallow my pride, oh yeah[[/labelnote]]

-->--The memetic mondegreen, thanks to an illustrated video, of the lyrics in the training stage for the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/TatsunokoVsCapcom'' [[labelnote:Actual lyrics]] "Rise like a dragon!/Punch 'em, won't miss 'em/It's a hurrricane force kick, got the twister, I'll twist em" but the middle line is interrupted, making it sound like "Punch a woman." Which you can do in the game anyway, since the game has female fighters, so it's kind of appropriate in its inappropriateness.[[/labelnote]]

-->--Music/TheRamones, "Swallow My Pride"[[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride/And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again/Swallow my pride/Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine/Swallow my pride, oh yeah[[/labelnote]]

-->--Music/{{Ramones}}, "Swallow My Pride"[[labelnote:Actual lyrics]]Winter is here and it's going on two years swallow my pride/And things were looking very grim but they're looking good again/Swallow my pride/Gonna have a real cool time and everything's gonna be real fine/Swallow my pride, oh yeah[[/labelnote]]

-->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish}}'s ''Wishmaster'' song

->'''¡MONO GRANDE!'''[[labelnote:note]]("BIG MONKEY!" in Spanish)[[/labelnote]] (MORTAL KOMBAT!)
-->-- The Immortals, "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Techno Syndrome]]"

-->-- Mishearing of '''Vergil's''' catchphrase "Might controls everything" from ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'', made particularly relevant by his [[ThatOneBoss infamy]].