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Quotes: Leeroy Jenkins
Dealing with the Lich King is serious and dangerous business. It requires exceptional stealth and strategy, and knowing Finn and Jake, they'll probably just run up to him screaming battle cries.

Spike: I had a plan.
Angel: You had a plan?
Spike: Yeah. A good plan. Smart, carefully laid out. But I got bored. (attacks)
Angel, "In the Dark"

SUPPRESSING FIIIIRRRRRRRRRRE!!!
Cyril Figgis, Archer

Obi-Wan: We take him together. You go in from the lef—
Anakin: I'm taking him NOW!

Captain America: We need a plan of attack!
Iron Man: I have a plan: attack.

Minsc will inspire you by charging blindly on!
Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2

Spike: I, uh...I offer penance.
Mook: Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St Vigeous has been ruined by your incompetence!
Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again...who am I kidding? I would do it EXACTLY the same, only I'd do THIS! FIRST!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "School Hard"

Dumbass Alucard player going into the boss room before we could all gather.

Here they come, they're charging us!
Why should we put up a fuss?
It's a war that won't last long.
Your mind follows the simple path... the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.

Applejack: ...but you can't let a convoluted backstory stop you from helping your friends! With just a little teamwork we can all-
Twilight: I'm going in alone!

Teddie: This place is going to be real dangerous, so we need to-
Chie: Here I go!!
Teddie: Wait, what?
(group catches up)
Yosuke: OH WHAT THE HELL CHIE?!

Jamaal: [...] I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Abduhl: Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Jamaal: Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready-
Die, you alien shithead! *clip falls out of gun*
Billy Glenn Norris, Mars Attacks!

Locksmith: (examines vault) Alright. What do we got?
Redhead: Two, left, right.
Hacker: Got it, boss.
Mole: IT'S CRIME TIME, MUTHAFUCKAS
(explodes wall, leaves with money)
Mole: WE OUT.

Hey, watch this! note 
— A werewolf howl of inspiration, Werewolf: The Apocalypse

I am convinced that they are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome. One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready - at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well-being.
Baron Rivendare, World of Warcraft

Rainbow Dash: We gotta help Daring Do retrieve the ring for safekeeping before it's too late!
Twilight Sparkle: Okay, but sounds to me like we're in way, way, way over our heads. We're going to need a carefully thought out plan...
Rainbow Dash: (flies off) I'm coming, Daring Do!
Twilight Sparkle: That's not a plan!

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Alexander Pope

"When Frank survived the first round, the remaining parts of his brain took one look at the beast that almost killed him and thought, "If we're not dead, that can only mean one thing: we are invincible." It's the only reason I can think of to explain why he got close to Brock and attempted a flying double knee. It had all the foresight of going to an Alabama family reunion without a condom. Sure enough, Frank bounced off and fell onto his back. It was such an open invitation to a ravaging that I think he might have been trying to confuse and overload Brock Lesnar's sex glands... The referee stopped the fight right before it became a recipe for Swedish meatballs."


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