: We need a plan of attack! Tony
: I have
a plan - attack.
Dealing with the Lich King
is serious and dangerous business. It requires exceptional stealth and strategy, and knowing Finn
, they'll probably just run up to him screaming battle cries.
had a plan. Angel
) You had a plan? Spike
: Yeah, a good
plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. But I got bored. (attacks
will inspire you by charging blindly on!
There are only two tactics a real warrior needs! Frontal assault and DEATH BY FRONTAL ASSAULT!
I, uh...I offer penance. Mook:
Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St Vigeous has been ruined by your
I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again... who am I kidding?
I would do it EXACTLY the same, only I'd do THIS! FIRST!
Dumbass Alucard player going into the boss room before we could all gather.
Here they come, they're charging us!
Why should we put up a fuss?
It's a war that won't last long.
And why I sing: THE CURBSTOMP SONG!
The man once wrote: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien
had that one mostly right.
I stepped forward, let the door bang closed, and snarled, "Fuck subtle."
Your mind follows the simple path... the choice of an animal. You see an enemy and you attack it, unthinking. But you have courage, at least. To slay a bold animal like you is not without glory.
: ...but you can't let a convoluted backstory stop you from helping your friends! With just a little teamwork we can all- Twilight
: I'm going in alone!
Tommy: There goes my careful planning
, all blown to hell. Thanks to you.
You screwed up real good, Lance. Lance:
He killed my brother. What do you want me to do, mow his lawns?
: This place is going to be real dangerous, so we need to- Chie
: Here I go!! Teddie
: Wait, what?
(group catches up
: OH WHAT THE HELL CHIE?!
[...] I think this is a pretty good plan
, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick? Abduhl:
Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec...
I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course
, percentage, of survival. Jamaal:
Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready- Leeroy:
Alright chums, I'm back, let's do this! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!! Forekin:
) Oh my God he just ran in
Die, you alien shithead! (clip falls out of gun
Oh... What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do? ...CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
We gotta help Daring Do retrieve the ring for safekeeping before it's too late! Twilight Sparkle:
Okay, but sounds to me like we're in way, way, way over our heads. We're going to need a carefully thought out plan... Rainbow Dash:
) I'm coming, Daring Do! Twilight Sparkle:
That's not a plan!
) Alright. What do we got? Redhead
: Two, left, right. Hacker: Got it, boss. Mole: IT'S CRIME TIME, MUTHAFUCKAS
(explodes wall, leaves with money
) Mole: WE OUT
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
— Alexander Pope
We take him together. You go in from the lef- Anakin:
I'm taking him NOW!
I am convinced that [paladins
] are a unique lot amongst the humans. My theory is that they lack higher brain function, unable to logically assess a situation and calculate an outcome. One has only to make mention of the Light to get them frothing and battle ready - at which point they will rush headlong into any engagement with complete disregard for their own well-being.