History Quotes / LeeroyJenkins

16th Aug '17 9:13:30 AM Luigifan
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'''Misato:''' Do you know the meaning of the word "caution?"

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'''Misato:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you know the meaning of the word "caution?""caution?"]]



'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': I ''have'' a plan - attack.

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'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]''': I ''have'' a plan - -- attack.



'''Rocket:''' [[OhCrap ...Or we could just get it first and improvise.]]

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'''Rocket:''' [[OhCrap ...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Or we could just get it first and improvise.]]



'''West:''' Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're the master of this mechanical stuff.\\
'''Gordon:''' (''chuckling maniacally'') Oh ho ho, I see. ''Now'' I'm the "master of this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless JIM WEST! decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!\\

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'''West:''' Well, that's what you're here for, right? You're [[GadgeteerGenius the master of this mechanical stuff.\\
]]\\
'''Gordon:''' (''chuckling maniacally'') (''[[LaughingMad chuckling maniacally]]'') Oh ho ho, I see. ''Now'' I'm the "master of this mechanical stuff." As opposed to five minutes ago, when I was calmly and coolly trying to find a solution to this very problem. But then something happened. Someone, who will remain nameless JIM WEST! decided to jump over the wire, thereby providing us with that exhilarating romp through the cornfield, and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck! And here we stand, with that demented maniac hurtling towards our President, with our one and only means of transportation, with Rita as his prisoner, armed with God-knows-what machinery of mass destruction, with the simple intention of overthrowing our government and taking over the country!\\



'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff!" And I have to help you! You, the master of the STUPID STUFF!

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'''Gordon:''' I can't be calm! Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm the "Master of the Mechanical Stuff!" And I have to help you! You, [[TooDumbToLive the master of the STUPID STUFF!STUFF!]]



'''Mook:''' Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St Vigeous has been ruined by ''your'' incompetence!\\

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'''Mook:''' Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted; the feast of St St. Vigeous has been ruined by ''your'' incompetence!\\



->Hey, watch this! [[note]] Translation: "I'm about to do something terminally stupid."[[/note]]

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->Hey, watch this! [[note]] Translation: [[note]]Translation: "I'm about to do something terminally stupid."[[/note]]



->Remember, when you see the [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bat]], shout, and charge him. [[TooDumbToLive Never fails]].

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->Remember, when you see the [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Bat]], shout, and charge him. [[TooDumbToLive Never fails]].fails.]]



'''Raynor:''' Hold your position Tychus! Let us get a support force up there to cover you! \\

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'''Raynor:''' Hold your position position, Tychus! Let us get a support force up there to cover you! \\



'''Raynor:''' Dammit, Tychus! Stand down! Can you read me?!

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'''Raynor:''' [[OhCrap Dammit, Tychus! Stand down! Can you read me?! me?!]]



'''Teddie''': Wait, what?\\

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'''Teddie''': [[OhCrap Wait, what?\\what?]]\\



->'''Jamaal:''' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\

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->'''Jamaal:''' [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think think, Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\
11th Apr '17 10:49:29 AM Tacitus
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-->--''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 7''

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-->--''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', -->-- ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 7''



->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGames/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to... '''listen to shit''' or '''pay attention!'''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLItPEpkK7A#t=7460s Matthewmatosis]]''' on the Dragon God



->'''Jamaal:''' [...] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\

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->'''Jamaal:''' [...] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption I think this is a pretty good plan]], we should be able to pull it off this time. Uh, what do you think Abduhl? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?\\



->The way you're ''intended'' to go through it by gradually making your way across while he's not looking, so that you don't anger him. If you're anythin' like me, though, you live life ON THE EDGE, and don't play by Miyazaki's little rules! I did not put in ''[[VideoGames/DemonsSouls Demon's Souls]]'' to... ''listen to shit'' or ''pay attention!''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLItPEpkK7A#t=7460s Matthewmatosis]]''' on the Dragon God



->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-
->'''Players:''' EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!

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->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-
->'''Players:'''
and-\\
'''Players:'''
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
->'''Diabel:'''
HIMSELF!\\
'''Diabel:'''
What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. us! Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? "flank" means?! SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS FUCK'S SAKE STOP PLAYING [[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!''[[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]!'' [[{{Angrish}} AARGH!!]]



->'''Kayaba:''' I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible.]] And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins!"? More than zero. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

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->'''Kayaba:''' I ->I tried, you know. Lord ''Lord'' knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But death, but not just any ''any'' death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible.]] And possible!]] ''And you just keep one-upping each other! other!'' Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins!"? More Jenkins?!" ''More than zero. zero!'' Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating to ''[[MisanthropeSupreme exterminate the species!
species!]]''
-->-- '''Akihiko Kayaba''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''



->'''Reed Richards''': I don't understand. I told him my theories about these robots.
->'''Ben Grimm''': It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."
-->--''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesTrialByFire Trial By Fire]]"

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->'''Reed Richards''': I don't understand. I told him my theories about these robots.
->'''Ben
robots.\\
'''Ben
Grimm''': It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."
-->--''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', "[[Recap/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroesTrialByFire Trial By Fire]]"
Fire]]"

->Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!
-->-- '''Rafiki''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'', "Paintings And Predictions"



->Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!
-->--'''Rafiki''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'': "Paintings And Predictions"
10th Apr '17 12:35:37 PM bificommander
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->'''Kayaba:''' I tried, you know. Lord knows I tried. But there's just no helping you people. It's like you crave death. But not just any death, nooooooo! [[TooDumbToLive You fuckers seem to have some kind of pool going to see who can end their existence in the dumbest, most avoidable way possible.]] And you just keep one-upping each other! Do you know how many of you have died screaming "Leeroy Jenkins!"? More than zero. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is grounds for exterminating the species!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
9th Apr '17 9:11:51 AM Phoenixion
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'''Abduhl:''' Uhhh.. [[AssPull yeah, gimme a sec...]] I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, [[LudicrousPrecision repeating of course]], percentage, of survival.\\
'''Jamaal:''' Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready-\\

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'''Abduhl:''' Uhhh.. [[AssPull yeah, gimme a sec...]] [[IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, three]], [[LudicrousPrecision repeating of course]], percentage, of survival.\\
'''Jamaal:''' Well, [[ILikeThoseOdds that's a lot better than we usually do.do]]. Alright, you think we're ready-\\
11th Mar '17 3:45:52 PM Wildstar93
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->Leap to conclusion, and you leap to confusion!
-->--'''Rafiki''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'': "Paintings And Predictions"
13th Feb '17 12:29:17 PM bificommander
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->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[PPVideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!

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->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[PPVideoGame/Bejeweled}} [[{{VideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!
13th Feb '17 12:28:54 PM bificommander
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->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[VideoGame/Bejeweled BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!

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->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[VideoGame/Bejeweled [[PPVideoGame/Bejeweled}} BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!
13th Feb '17 12:28:04 PM bificommander
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->'''Diabel:''' Let's just do this already. You all know the plan. Alright men, form up and-
->'''Players:''' EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
->'''Diabel:''' What? No, goddammit guys! Squad B! Quit attacking the boss and keep the Sentinels off us. Squad C and D! Stop attacking from the front, do you even know what flank means? SQUAD F, FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP PLAYING [[VideoGame/Bejeweled BEJEWELED]]! AARGH!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
7th Jan '17 3:06:49 PM nombretomado
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-->-- ''The WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''

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-->-- ''The WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''
Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''
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