Short-Distance Phone Call
Jayne: [over radio]
Cap'n, cap'n, can you hear me? Mal:
I'm standing right here. Jayne:
You're coming through good and loud. Mal:
'Cause I'm standing right here.
A situation (usually) played for comedy in which two people are talking on the phone, yet are within reasonable speaking distance of each other, sometimes even standing right next to each other. Often times, they are fully aware of this, and for reasons unknown, continue talking via phone anyway.
Increasingly common Truth in Television
since the advent of cellphones. For the non-comedic, creepy variant, see The Calls Are Coming from Inside the House
and I Can See You
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- A Consumer Cellular ad played with this trope with the McCann Twins.
- In an advertisement for Dell computers, a mother is in a Skype conversation with her college-age daughter. The mother is carrying her Dell laptop around to show the daughter the house decorated for Christmas. Upon opening the front door, she finds the daughter is standing outside with her own Dell laptop, unexpectedly having arrived at home for Christmas.
- A Portuguese ad for the M40 phone service had several characters having short-distance conversations with each other, simply because the service gives free calls. The one character speaking English is the only one confused as to why everybody's speaking on the phone.
Anime and Manga
- In an episode of Death Note, Light attempts to call Misa's cell phone. Unbeknownst to him, L, who is just a few feet away, had picked her pocket and stolen it. They hold a short conversation before a plot twist quickly throws the show back into serious mode.
- In an episode of El Cazador de la Bruja, a woman in the accounting department calls an executive in the company on her cell phone while standing outside his office. This was done to prove that the excuses he was using to brush her off were bullshit (At the time of the call, he claimed he was busy in a meeting - in his otherwise unoccupied office) so that she could corner him and get an explanation for irregularities in his department's accounts.
- In a Gaston Lagaffe strip, Fantasio takes what he thinks is a call from the managers of the company in the next building. In fact the phone is out of order, and he doesn't realize they're actually talking to him through a gaping hole in the wall.
- Legion of Super-Heroes: Early in the "threeboot" version, two of the adults discuss the young rebels over teleconference—and are then revealed to be sitting back to back. It's meant to symbolize how isolated from each other the human society has become.
Live Action TV
- I Love Lucy likely invented this with how often Lucy and Ethel would do this.
- In season three of Angel, ridiculously adorable lovebirds Fred and Gunn often talk to each other on cellphones, only hanging up when they're in the same room. The idea being that they were too enamored to wait five minutes, of course.
- In one episode of Corner Gas Oscar steals the new wireless phone from Corner Gas and uses it as a cell phone. When he gets home, Emma asks "What is that?" Oscar calls Emma on the phone to explain, despite her being one foot away from him.
- A variation in Dead Like Me, when George's boss insists that they use email to communicate even though they're sitting at opposite desks so close to each other they probably couldn't both push their chairs back at the same time. And insists it be used for everything. She quits after about two minutes of this.
- In the pilot of Firefly, Jayne is testing the Comm Link between himself and Mal, who tells him that his voice is audible because he's standing next to him.
- Frasier had this when Frasier and his father were trying to get hold of Niles, because Niles had left his phone at Frasier's place. Martin tried calling Niles from the kitchen, and Frasier picked up the phone, then they had a conversation without even realizing who they were talking to.
- Played with in an episode of Mathnet: Kate Monday greets her partner George Frankly in person, but he doesn't respond; she uses her desk phone to call him, and he answers. She greets him again, he looks from the phone to her, she says "It's better not to ask," and they both hang up and continue the conversation normally.
- Used a few times on Minty.
- In Saved by the Bell, Zack called Mr. Carossi about a car that he wants to purchase - and they both happened to be in the same room. Initially, the two don't realize that they're talking to each other — which led to a variant of Right in Front of Me.
- In Glee there is a minor example, it was a group call, but started with Tina and Mercedes... and they are walking side by side in a corridor.
- The final episode of Will and Grace pulls this one. One scene has Karen talking with Jack over the phone while both are taking a bath. It's soon revealed they're in the same tub.
- One episode of Two and a Half Men has Charlie call Rose while the former is a passenger in a car. After a brief conversation, Charlie asks if he can come by to pick her up. We hear a car horn and Rose pulls up alongside him.
- A variation with walkie-talkies on Night Court: After newly diabetic Roz takes too much insulin, she goes off and gets lost. Bull finds some walkie-talkies to help with a search. At one point, Harry receives a call from Bull, but it's too quiet. He asks Bull to speak up and we see that they're in the same crowded room.
- After being eliminated from The Biggest Loser, one contestant surprised his wife this way.
- In one episode of Only Fools And Horses Rodney, applying for a job he's seen advertised in the paper, unknowingly calls Del's mobile (because Del advertised for someone to do Rodney's job when Rodney wanted out). Del, in the kitchen, puts on a silly voice and strings him along for a bit.
- Home Improvement: Tim and Jill are on the same line talking to Al, but after Al hangs up they continue talking over the phones. They continue oblivious until Randy enters the scene and gives a WTF? look that Tim notices.
- In on episode of Kenan & Kel Kenan gets out of listening to Kel's rambling monologue by calling Kel on his cell phone.
- Benson is at home in one episode when he gets a call from the Governor. Benson gives him permission to come over for a visit. What he doesn't know is that the Governor is actually calling from his limo in the driveway. The Governor shows up at his door within a minute and Benson asks him "What did you do? Beam over?
- Played with on Monk:
- In "Mr. Monk and the Panic Room," Stottlemeyer and Disher have shown up at Sharona's house to arrest her for abducting the chimpanzee Darwin from an animal shelter. This exchange happens as Randy searches the house:
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sharona, we know that you took him. Now either you tell us where he is or I'm going to have to take you in. That is the law. [Randy walks out of the living room]
Lt. Randall Disher: [speaking into walkie-talkie] Living room secure. Heading to the kitchen.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Randy, you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm ten feet away!
Lt. Randall Disher: [picks up walkie-talkie as if to speak into it] Roger that.
[puts down the walkie-talkie and continues searching]
- In "Mr. Monk, Private Eye," Monk and Natalie have set up in a new office downtown, as part of Natalie's idea to have Monk go into the private sector. But a long time goes by without any clients showing up. Monk quickly gets bored and restless waiting for someone to come into the office. Natalie is seen sleeping with her head down on her desk when her desk phone suddenly rings, jolting her awake:
Natalie Teeger: Adrian Monk Investigations. What is the nature of your problem?
Adrian Monk: I'm being kept in a room against my will.
Natalie Teeger: You were kidnapped? Uh, do you know who did it?
Adrian Monk: Yes. It's my personal assistant. Her name is Natalie... Teeger. [As he's talking, the camera pans around Natalie to reveal Monk sitting at his desk talking on his own phone]
- In "Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert," Stottlemeyer is searching the concert grounds looking for his runaway son Jared. Then he catches Randy in the act of playing sick. Immediately, he pulls out his cell phone and dials a number. In the foreground, Randy's cell phone rings:
Lt. Randall Disher: [in low voice] Hello?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Hey, Randy! How're you doing, buddy? I-I was worried about you. [The whole time they are talking, Stottlemeyer slowly creeps up on Randy from behind]
Lt. Randall Disher: Captain?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yep?
Lt. Randall Disher: [coughs] What time is it? [beat]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh, I'm sorry! Did I wake you up? [beat] Hey, what's that music I hear?
Lt. Randall Disher: Oh, [coughs] it's my stereo. It's broken! I can't turn it down!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: It's loud!
Lt. Randall Disher: Listen, Captain, thanks for calling!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sure.....
Lt. Randall Disher: I’m going to get up now. I think I should make myself some soup.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Oh, soup? That’s good. Yeah, fluids are good. Drink plenty of fluids.
Lt. Randall Disher: Fluids. Okay, I will. Thanks for calling, Captain!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Take care. [Randy hangs up and turns to a woman next to him]
Lt. Randall Disher: [laughs] My boss! [Someone puts a hand on his shoulder. Randy spins around and finds Stottlemeyer glaring at him] Whoa. Captain.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant.
Lt. Randall Disher: Did you, uh, did you call in sick, too?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [smiles, mildly amused] No, Randy. I'm looking for Jared.
Lt. Randall Disher: Well, here's what happened with me: I was on my way to a doctor, and uh... I got nothing. Let's go find Jared. [takes one last sip of his beer before setting it down and walking away with Stottlemeyer]
- A variation is used on an episode of Royal Pains. Evan and Divya are both using laptops on the patio and Evan sends her an email. When she points out he could just get up and talk to her, he says he needs her response for official records.
- Castiel's use of Offscreen Teleportation leads to this in Supernatural.
Dean: Yeah, room 31C, basement level, St. James Medical Centre - (sees Castiel right in front of him)
Castiel: I'm there now.
Dean: Yeah, I get that.
Castiel: I'm gonna hang up...now.
- Desperate Housewives has one when Lynette follows Tom to where she believes he is having an affair. This leads to an amusing moment when a car alarm is accidentally set off while the two are on the phone.
Gibbs: Call me when you find something, Abbs. *answers phone* Yeah, Gibbs.
Abby: Found something!
- In one episode of Soap Burt received a call on his office phone, only to realize that it was from his stepson and business partner Danny, who was sitting at the next desk. After Danny hung up, Burt called him back just so he could slam down the receiver.
- In the pilot episode of The Mentalist, an exasperated Lisbon calls Jane to tell him that he may be right about a case and can come back and continue to investigate with the team. Immediately after she hangs up, Jane walks into the room.
- Done in Elementary by Watson, whom Holmes is avoiding after she started to question him about Irene Adler. He's at the precinct and gets the call. He pretends that his reception is bad, causing Watson to tell him (walking up behind him) that her reception is just fine.
- A short-distance text in Sherlock. Irene texts Sherlock to let him know that she's alive. A few seconds later she hears the text message tone she put on his phone for her number. Obviously, the message was redundant. In another episode, Sherlock calls a woman as he's walking up to her.
- In the Coupling episode Her Best Friend's Bottom, Steve (in his girlfriend's house) phones his girlfriend's mobile and the call diverts to the landline only a few feet away. Then Sally, who's visiting, comes out of the shower to answer the phone, wearing only a towel. Then she drops the towel. And wonders why the man on the other end of the phone is speechless. Then she drops the phone and bends over to pick it up. And wonders why she can still hear Steve after accidentally cutting him off.
Sally: You're standing right behind me, aren't you?
Steve: I'm more than usually certain of that.
- Cheers had numerous examples of this, mostly between the bar's main phone line and the pay phone in the hallway.
- A variation from ER had a badly mangled patient (he'd fallen in front of an el train) brought into the emergency room. With all hands on deck, they call a new doctor who had recently had an argument with Benton. Shortly afterward, the patient's beeper goes off. When they check the beeper, they realize that the patient is the new doctor in question.
- Similarly, an episode of Nash Bridges had the detectives working two major cases, one of which was a prostitution ring with a dozen prostitutes in custody. Evan decides to call his date and tell her he's going to be late. Meanwhile, Harvey takes care of the prostitutes' belongings when one of their beepers goes off. He checks it to discover it's from Evan, revealing that his date is one of the prostitutes.
- Combined with Road Trip Across The Street in a sketch on You're Skitting Me. A schoolgirl calls her mother and begs to be picked up from school. When her mother finally relents, its revealed that their house is literally across the street from the school.
- This is a recurring gag in Zits, with the the teenagers often texting someone in the same room. A variation involved Jeremy IMing his mother from his room to find out what is for dinner.
- Dutch cabarettista Javier Guzman invokes this trope when describing the typical behaviour of a city guard. One city guard unsuccesfully tries to communicate with his co-worker through portophone. When the co-worker doesn't respond, the first guard shakes him by the shoulder to get his attention. Turns out he had to press the little button for the portophone to work.
- Justified in RENT. Collins called from a payphone to ask Roger and Mark to throw him the keys so he could come up and talk to them.
- In Mary Mary, Bob (in the living room) calls Mary (in the bedroom). She comes out to talk to him carrying the phone, then starts to go back into the bedroom to talk via phone.
- Grand Theft Auto IV makes use of this trope when the player has to find and kill a blackmailer given only a fairly specific area (about fifty yards by fifty yards) and a cell phone number. Realistically, there is an intentional delay between Niko or the blackmailer saying something and the sound of their voice coming from your cell phone.
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Using Saria's Song (which allowed you to talk to her for a reminder of your next objective) right after learning it from her got a semi-peeved comment from her that you could just talk face-to-face.
- Metal Gear Solid 2 did this a lot when characters next to each other engaged in lengthy dialogue, they start talking to each other in person, and then switched to the codec, which in character was supposed to prevent people from listening in on your conversation. It's therefore implied that you think your message out loud for it to be transmitted, and it's explicitly said that the codec directly stimulates the small bones in your ear. The codec screen is just two talking heads and a bit in the middle that shows the frequency, and thus whilst it works for contacting people when you want to, it doesn't make for interesting cutscenes, especially when they get way too long.
- In Pokémon Gold and Silver and their remakes, you can use your phone to call other trainers. Do this in the same area as them and they usually question why you don't just talk to them in person.
- In an episode of The Strangerhood, where Sam and Wade are talking to each other on the phone, but then Sam points out they live in the same house, at which it's revealed that they were just standing on opposite sides of a wall.
- In the Teen Girl Squad Valentine's Day Episode, Cheerleader sends text messages to the class president, who happens to be standing right next to her. The Wireless Wizard scolds the two of them for "texting from a few feet away", then sends a goblin to kill them.
- In MegaTokyo: Largo, instead of talking, builds a computer from spare parts just to have an instant message conversation with Piro.
- The Sluggy Freelance "Quatrix" parody, where people are constantly contacting each other one the phone until it's revealed they're actually standing next to each other.
- This Wapsi Square strip involves Brandi giggling about having sent Bud an e-mail while they were sitting next to each other.
- In the third-to-last episode of the fourth season of Code Lyoko, Aelita gets a phone call from Jeremie, only to find out that a few seconds later that he's right behind her.
- Variation in Dexter's Laboratory: Dexter calls his arch-rival Mandark to get his help in destroying a bunch of meteors headed towards the Earth. Mandark immediately announces he will solve the crisis himself to get all the glory and leaves...but doesn't hang up, leaving Dexter to stupidly keep saying "Mandark? Hello?" while Mandark takes off in his robot, gets the robot wrecked, stumbles over to Dexter's lab and stands behind him...while he's still on the phone.
Dexter: [to the phone] Hello? I'm talking to you!
Dexter: [to the phone] Great! Come on over!
[Dexter turns around to find Mandark standing in front of him].
Dexter: That was fast.
- In the Dilbert show, Dilbert called Customer Service, and once he got past the computerized options, he discovered that it was the guy in the next cubicle over, who was performing this job for dozens of companies owned by the self-aware computer Compucomp.
- The Futurama pilot had Leela call two police officers who were standing a few feet behind her for back-up using her fancy ultra-futuristic wrist communicator. "We'll be there in fifteen minutes!"
- An episode of Jimmy Two-Shoes opened with Jimmy and Beezy were texting and sending funny pictures to each other. When we pan out, they're standing right next to each other.
- Johnny Bravo: In "Fugitive Johnny", Johnny calls the police officer who is after him in order to make her an offer. She promptly tells her men to trace the call; they discover he's somewhere in the police depot. The camera pans out, and it turns out Johnny is in the same room as them. Sitting at the same table.
- On Kim Possible, a fourth season episode finds Dr. Drakken running a successful legitimate start-up company as a front with his business manager, Hank Perkins. Shego walks in on Hank and Drakken to try and get Doc refocused on the secret plan, but they're wearing headsets for a conference call. After a minute Shego realizes that Hank and Drakken are the only ones on said call.
- Next scene? Shego is wearing it too. While sitting in the same room.
- In an episode of Pinky and the Brain, a parody of Bill Gates has his board of directors sit down around a conference table, while holding a webcam teleconference. This was around the time that the first version of NetMeeting was brand new.
- Inverted in Richie Rich, while Richie and his dad are showing a guest around the mansion. Guest wants to say hi to Mom, and Richie picks up a phone. Then he asks for the long-distance operator.
- A strange example in Rollbots when Spin calls Zilla and Bug in a Split Screen, then the Split Screen vanishes, revealing that the two appeared right behind him.
- A gag in one episode of Sheep in the Big City when talking about 'technology in the Big City' had this exchange:
Guy 1: (Shouting into cell phone:) "Jerry? Jerry, can you hear me!?"
(Pan out to reveal that he's standing back-to-back with another guy with a cell phone)
Jerry (Shouting into phone:) "Barely! There's some guy next to me screaming his head off!
- An early episode of SpongeBob SquarePants does this in a Split Screen call between Spongebob and Patrick.
- The Bugs Bunny cartoon "Oily Hare" shows a rich Texan (with 30 gallon hat) making a phone call from his limousine to the driver, that is so long, he is connected via a switchboard operator who is sitting at a switchboard frantically redirecting his call (and others) from the middle of the limo.
- Uncle and Tohru from Jackie Chan Adventures have one of these in the episode "Scouts Honor." However, Uncle originally believes he's speaking with Jackie, who really is a long way from his shop.
- The Powerpuff Girls has Blossom and Buttercup do this in an Imagine Spot showing the girls as ditzy teenagers.
- Adventure Time has an episode where Finn and Jake call Marceline for help. A split screen is used for the call, until Marceline is revealed to be hiding in a pile of clothes a few feet away and then sneaks up on them.
- Appears on the South Park episode "Snuke" during a scene spoofing the Split Screen effects on 24. When the split dissapears, Cartman and the agents he's been calling are standing next to each other.
- In the Looney Tunes short "Rocket Squad", Daffy Duck as a police officer gets a call from Da Chief to come see him. The Chief is calling from across Daffy's desk.
- Also happens in 1938's "Daffy Duck In Hollywood." The studio chief and director Von Hamburger are talking to each other via phone, and Von Hamburger is on the other side of the chief's desk.
- In the Batman: The Brave and the Bold episode "Sword of the Atom", Aquaman calls the (Ryan Choi) Atom, telling him that he'll be arriving via the phone line in a moment. Choi exasperatedly tells him that he (Aquaman) doesn't have that power, and even if he did it doesn't work over a cell phone. Meanwhile, Aquaman tiptoes in from the next room and surprises Choi.
- Common in office settings, especially of the "cubicle farm" variety. You and a co-worker in a nearby office are on a conference call with someone else farther away, resulting in you and the co-worker hearing each other "in stereo".
- Occasionally happens in crowds (e.g. at the mall) — one person calls the other on a cell phone to ask where they are and finds that the other person is actually within earshot.