In the original run of Australian 'Gladiators', one female contestant with a gymnastics background grabbed on to one ring in 'Hang Tough', and went upside down, wrapping her legs around the chain. The gladiator was unable to remove her. While she was given the five points for staying on for the whole time, this tactic was banned from then on, due to the risk of spinal injury it poses to the contestant.
In American Gladiators, Human Cannonball had no requirement of how the contenders hit the Gladiators. This meant most contenders swung with their feet straight out, kicking the Gladiators off the pedestal. This was allowed until a memorable injury to Malibu, at which point the loophole was closed and the contenders had to tuck their legs in.
One of the events on Nickelodeon Guts was called "Wild Pitch" and involved players attempting to hit as many baseballs fired at them by cannons possible to win. Most of the time, the winning player would get about 9 or 8 hits. However, one contestant won with 21 because she realized that bunting the ball, as opposed to a full swing, still counts as a hit.
In the Swedish version of Survivor, there was once a contest of sack racing. The production crew had bound coconuts in the water to the bottom of the sea close to the beach, and the presenter told the participants that they had to sack race to closest coconut, round it, and then return and the first to return should win. One participant reacted by rounding a coconut that lay under the closest palm tree and wasn't prepared by the crew. He got a special prize for creativity.
Aint No Rule stating you couldn't look at another contestant's board during certain puzzle challenges.
Aint No Rule stating you couldn't bribe other contestants.
Aint No Rule stating you can't accidentally wander into another tribe's camp.
Aint No Rule stating you can't use somebody's eyeglasses and water to start fire.
Early in the show, someone had apparently broken a pair of binoculars they brought as their luxury item and used them to start fire. Another time, someone apparently smuggled a granola bar into the game through their luxury item. Another season, someone brought a flag that was used as a tarp (and was confiscated). Rules have been put up for luxury items since.
Ain't No Rule stating you can't use the other camp's fire to start your own.
One recent challenge had the tribes trying to balance a statuette while subsequently knocking over the other person's. If both fell, the first one to hit the ground would lose. However, it's more important to not be the first one to hit the ground. There is no rule saying you can't simply throw your statuette into the air as high as you can, then lunge for the other person to knock theirs over with both hands, making sure their statuette falls to the ground first.
A few seasons of Survivor have started off with a "Grab supplies as fast as you can"-portion. There Ain't No Rule stating you can't steal the other tribe's stuff when they're not looking.
Ain't No Rule stating you can't offer up items as a trade for fire with the other tribe.
Jamie's egg drop from the roof of M5 is a classic. He converted his materials to a line to lower the egg with.
Some Exact Words on this one as well; Jamie dropped the egg from the roof, but the competition didn't say the egg actually had to fall the entire distance. (It fell one foot, the editors obligingly included the high-speed footage in the episode.)
Adam justifying going over-budget on his hovercraft was also good (his finished product was within budget, but his total spending wasn't).
In another episode they had to use salsa (the dressing, not the music) to cut through the bar of a jail cell. As part of the myth they were allowed to speed up the electrolysis by running the current from a lightbulb through it. Jamie used a small radio (a device commonly used by the interns of many Mexican prisons) to change the current from AC to DC on the wire. His excuse being he got the radio for "good behavior."
This escalated to Adam "stealing" a prison vacuum engine and building a makeshift drill that ultimately failed.
For a ninja myth, Kari, Tory, and Grant competed to make the most accurate blowgun using "natural" materials such as bamboo. Since copper is a "naturally"-occuring element, Kari chose to put a length of copper pipe down the center of her bamboo tube. Needless to say, she won.
"I'm not doing anything <X> wouldn't have done, if <X> had had power tools!"
For every time they do abuse loopholes, they'll just as equally acknowledge and then subvert them by ignoring them, claiming what they call "the spirit of the myth". For example, during the myth that a piece of paper couldn't be folded more than 7 times, Grant got 8 folds by folding lengthwise as much as he could, then widthwise. Tory then took it one step beyond, since the myth didn't say in half. When it came time to do the myth for real though, they all agreed that the spirit was folding in half lengthwise, then widthwise, and repeating.
In the same episode, Grant used tracing paper, arguing that it was "still technically paper".
In LOST's fifth season finale, two mysterious characters are revealed to be pulling the strings behind certain events, effectively a battle of the Chessmasters. In the opening scene (set in the 1800s) one tells the other that he will one day find a loophole note The two's adopted mother set a rule that states that neither can kill the other that will "allow me to kill you." In 2007, the Man in Black, aka the Smoke Monster succeeds in killing (or rather, convincing Ben to kill)Jacob, the leader of the Island and prior to his death, Jacob remarks that "I see you found your loophole."
In the pilot episode for White Collar, Neal breaks his house arrest restrictions and flees to a criminal's hideout, knowing full well that the FBI can track him with GPS. When the FBI arrives to "arrest" Neal, they arrest the other criminals as well due to exigent circumstances—a clause in search and seizure law that states law enforcement has the power to confiscate evidence of criminal activity while pursuing a fugitive, even if said crimes are completely unrelated.
Gets a really funny Call Back in the fourth season episode Ancient History, when Mozzie tries to invoke exigent circumstances when he accidentally crashes an FBI case.
Peter: I love how the two of you think that law was designed as a loophole!
In The Sarah Connor Chronicles Cameron is specifically ordered by Sarah not to kill two people who may be a lead to Skynet. When they're later murdered by gangsters, within earshot of Cameron, she nonchalantly points out to Sarah that saving them wasn't an order.
Doctor Who: In the Fourth Doctor episode "The Deadly Assassin", The Doctor is accused of killing the Lord President of Gallifrey, the punishment for which is execution. However, the president had not named a successor before he was killed so an election must be held. So to put off his execution long enough to figure out what's really going on, the Doctor invokes some obscure law that lets him submit himself as a candidate so the Time Lords can't execute him until after the election.
On Saved by the Bell , in a take on My Fair Lady, Zack bets Slater that he can pick anyone and Zack can turn them into a pagent winner. Slater chooses Screech! Ain't No Rule that the winner of the "Miss Bayside" competition can't be a guy! Which leads to Screech AND Slater participating.
On Family Matters, Steve Urkel challenges Laura's Guy of the Week to a contest to see who can climb to the top of a rope faster. The loser has to stay away from Laura forever. Steve is absolutely terrible at rope climbing, but he wins because there Ain't No Rule that says he can't use a rocket pack to fly to the top instead of climbing in the usual way. This is quite ridiculous as a way of winning a rope-climbing contest, because, well, it's not rope climbing! The guy in question never appears again, but a generous interpretation would claim that he just faded into the background like every other girl/guy of the week, and didn't stay away because he actually honored Steve Urkel's beating him in the contest. On the other hand, as a result of the jetpack, Urkel ended up in a Step by StepCross Over, a fate far worse than being dumped.
Ivanova becomes the Green Drazi leader by grabbing the former leader's ceremonial sash:
Ivanova: You're saying just because I'm holding this right now, I'm Green leader? But I'm human! Green Drazi: Rules of combat older than contact with other races. Did not mention aliens. (looks embarrassed) Rules change... caught up in committee. Not come through yet.
He used the Rush Act, which authorizes him to use any and all military assets to end a strike by the station's dockworkers, by allocating funds earmarked for the military budget to pay for the safety upgrades which the workers demanded.
In the same episode in which he ended the strike, Sinclair also helped G'Kar exploit a loophole in a Narn religious ritual that the strike had interfered with, by pointing out that even though the current ritual couldn't be completed on time, the timing (dependent upon a particular solar alignment on the Narn homeworld) was conveniently just right to participate in the same ritual using the same starlight from years earlier when the alignment occurred. He also used the law against controlled substances on the station to force Londo to give up his G'Quan-Eth plantnote required by the ritual and only allowed on the station for religious purposes, but used in combination with alcohol as a recreational drug by the Centauri to G'Kar, allowing G'Kar to complete said ritual.
Sinclair was quite capable of finding loopholes in military and civilian law throughout Season 1 (and made a lot of enemies as a result). This came back to bite him in "Eyes", when Colonel Ari ben Zayn (a corrupt Inquisitor General) came to investigate. Sinclair tried the usual Rule Fu; it seemed to work at first, but eventually the colonel turned the rules in his favor, forcing Sinclair to change tactics.
Sinclair did it again in one of the novels—the one where he became a Ranger of the Minbari. Part of the ritual to become a Ranger involved drinking something that was not harmful to Minbari, but potentially lethal to humans. Sinclair worked out a compromise via Exact Words: the ritual said "taste of it", so he took only a tiny amount of the drink (which was still enough to make him sick, but thankfully not lethal). And since he, in his persona of Valen, ultimately founded the Rangers, he probably arranged for that specific phrasing in the description of the ritual just so he could invoke this.
Sheridan also used it in Season 3 when he was ordered to 'respect the chain of command' and subsequently disobeyed Nightwatch (as they were a civilian organization not part of the military chain of command) and imprisoned its members for subverting command authority. It seems like mastery of loopholes is a prerequisite for EarthForce officers.
On The Brady Bunch, Marcia joins Greg's Boy Scout troop because there Ain't No Rule that says a girl can't be a Boy Scout. Greg tries to retaliate by joining Marcia's Sunflower Girls Group, but he is prevented because in his case, there is a rule — not against boys joining the group, but because there is an age limit which he is too old for. Instead, he gets younger brother Peter to join.
At the time, there most definitely was a rule that said a girl can't be a Boy Scout. They were allowed to be Explorers starting in the early 1970s, so it's possible that Marcia joined Greg's Explorer post, but technically she couldn't have joined his Boy Scout Troop.
Similarly, on My Three Sons, Chip once joined the girls' field hockey team (in retaliation for a girl attempting to join the track team.) There Wasn't No Rule preventing this, but there was a rule about uniforms, which forced Chip to play wearing a skirt, at which point Hilarity Ensued. The conflict was ultimately resolved by Chip unexpectedly turning out to be a lousy field hockey player compared to the more experienced girls, and Learning a Valuable Lesson.
One episode of The Twilight Zone has a coach putting a robot on his baseball team as the pitcher - ain't no rule against that. But then the team doctor informs him that the rules do say a baseball team consists of "nine men". Trying to correct this by giving the robot a heart ruins it.
Strangers with Candy: Ain't no rule that says a participant in the father-student sack race can't be the cremated remains of the student's father in an urn. There is a rule that states "50% or more of the daddy must pass the finish line;" unfortunately for Jerri, at least 75% of her father's ashes had spilled out while she raced.
On iCarly There's no rule that specifically states that a full-grown adult can't wrestle in a community wrestling league. The pamphlet only recommended the activity to boys 6-10.
This also doesn't stop Sam from challenging the Jerkass doing so and beating him.
Another incident has Gibby show there wasn't any rule requiring him to wear a shirt at school. Funnily enough, they do have one against wearing turtleneck sweaters.
Having gone to law school (for three days), Spencer is an expert at finding loopholes:
After Nevel trapped iCarly in being forced to get him a new car they couldn't afford, Spencer finds a loophole in the FCC's definition of a new car as a 'unique vehicle that's never been state registered and can go up to 25 miles per hour under its own power'. He modifies the replica star cruiser he got off the internet to be able to move under its own power. Because its unique (one of the kind), has never been state registered, and can go up to 25 miles an hour (proven when Nevel tries to drive it and destroys a flower shop), it technically counts as a new car.
When Sam gets them in legal trouble for getting money off children online, Spencer discovers they can legally keep the money if they give a product or service in return, and he just so happens to be selling fudgeballs for the Sunshine Girls.
When the gang is forced to talk about a terrible (and dangerous) line of shoes in a positive way which is enraging their fanbase, Spencer finds a loophole, they have to be talking about them in a positive way, doesn't say they can't reveal the faults of the shoe so long as they do it in a 'positive way'.
In one episode of My Name Is Earl, Joy enters a mother-daughter beauty pageant. Ain't no rule that her mother has to be alive.
But since her mother is actually alive and the ashes she brings to the contest are from a bunch of cigars, Joy is going against the rules the entire time. She does legally take advantage of a second loophole, however, since she enters the contest as an adult daughter - it's supposed to be women and child pairs, but ain't no rule saying so.
Classic Professional Wrestling trope. The most obvious is the loophole that a title (usually) can't change hands unless the victory is 'clean'; if a heel were to, say, disqualify himself by hitting an opponent (restrained by his allies) in the groin with a foreign object while outside the ring over 10 seconds, he'd retain it. And then there's the classic No Holds Barred/Street Fight/Hardcore match, where there Ain't No Rules. Aside from 'win via pinfall or submission'.
As with so many other things, Eddie Guerrero was the master of this. While the ref was distracted, he would grab a chair, hit it against something to make a noise, throw it to his opponent, and then lay down. The ref would reach the logical conclusion, and DQ his opponent. Ain't no rule against giving your opponent a weapon.
Michael Larson managed to take home $110,000 in winnings on Press Your Luck by finding and exploiting a flaw in the way in the game worked. By freeze-framing videotapes of the show and memorizing the patterns in which the light moved around the board, Larson was able to time his buzzer presses so that they always stopped on the most advantageous squares. CBS protested, but in the end, they were forced to give Larson the money because even though his win was far from kosher, nothing he did was technically against the rules. However, they promptly reprogrammed the board to make this stunt significantly harder to replicate.
The Colbert Report: In a segment ofFormidable Opponent where Stephen debates himself one of the Stephens argue that torture is constitutional. The constitution might forbid cruel and unusual punishment but that's not a problem according to Stephen if torture is used so often it is no longer unusual.
BBC proto-Reality TV show Now Get Out Of That featured this as part of the challenges themselves, which were sometimes worded very specifically to allow this.
One Saturday Night Live parody of lawyer commercials featuring Dana Carvey was base on this trope:
Carvey: (wearing enormous, obvious hearing aids) "Attorney Dave Miller got me ten million dollars after he told me to ram this piece of spaghetti through my ear drums. The box didn't say not to! Thanks, Dave Miller!"
On another SNL sketch (a parody of ESPN Classic called "Forefathers of the Game"), Steve Martin played a 1930s-era football star called Billy "The Gun" van Goff—so called because he had a great throwing arm... and because he always carried a gun on the field. But there was no rule against it!
On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, the dress code at the prep school Will and Carlton attend says that students must wear the school blazer and a tie tied in a double Windsor knot. However, the rule does not state that the tie cannot be worn on one's head. It also says nothing about sewing bright red lining into the blazer and wearing it inside out. Will does both.
The lining was already in the blazer, he merely turned said blazer inside out. Getting away with it caused several other students to follow suit.
Lampshaded in the ESPN Sports Science episode about hockey goalies: while there Ain't No Rule about what size the goalie can be, even the fattest man in the world wouldn't be able to take up enough space to block the entire goal, and average hockey players can get pucks into the spaces that he leaves open.
There is actually a rule that would prevent such a player from being a goalie: the rule about how large a jersey can be (and that you must wear one).
The detectives of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit once raided a place selling mail-order "used Homecoming Queen undergarments". The Homecoming Queens in question were senior citizens, and making a bundle. They didn't say that the undergarments belonged to young girls, after all.
Apparently, in Glee there Ain't No Rule against a wheelchair user being bowled down the field like a human cannonball in football. This may well not actually be true in Real Life.
In Sabrina the Teenage Witch, The Witches Council rules seem to be made for this. They even have a rule that says "There's always a loophole."
The Drew Carey Show had an episode where the four protagonists were arrested and forced by the court to stay away from each other starting from when they left the courthouse. Oswald then decided that they should just stay in the courthouse. This trope was then subverted when the judge changed their wording to "immediately''.
In the prologue of a Malcolm in the Middle episode, Malcolm and Reese are playing catch with a football in the house until their mother tells them not to. They then start throwing the football to each other on top of the house, until she tells them not to. They then start throwing the ball through the house until she tells them not to. The boys keep looking for loopholes until it ends with Malcolm and Reese in adjacent rooms, sitting at the windows, and still throwing the football to each other. Malcolm tells Reese it isn't fun anymore and Reese replies that that's no longer the idea.
In another episode, Malcolm is in charge of the school paper and is forbidden from publishing a certain story. He thinks it's really well written and deserves to be read, so he starts his own independent paper and distributes it as close to school as possible without being on school grounds so they have no say in whatever he publishes in it.
In the final season of Benson, Gov. Gatling used a loop hole in the state constitution's term limit language to run for a third term, since it stated that only affiliated party members were barred. It didn't say anything about someone running as an independent.
In The Great Food Truck Race 2, the teams were told to take some meat from a certain storage and make an original sausage to be judged. Whoever won would be given something to help out in their actual challenge. Korilla BBQ figured they had no chance against the other teams and considering they only had a hundred dollars to start their challenge, they opted to simply take ingredients from the storage to be used in the actual challenge and didn't bother making a sausage. The judge admitted that this was smart.
Korilla BBQ seems to be fond of this. When the contestants were given 5 dollars each and told that they could spend no more to make a single dish to be judged, Korilla BBQ raided the condiment stand.
This appears to be Kirk's policy with the Prime Directive in Star Trek: The Original Series: the Prime Directive mentions healthy and/or natural development, depending on the quote in question... which means a captain is free to argue about what constitutes natural and healthy development for a culturenote In his defence, this seems to be an extension of that era's Starfleet policy, given The Paradise Syndrome, and so may not be quite so much blatant cheating as it'd seem in light of the policies of [[Star Trek: The Next Generation later eras.
An example in TNG occurs in a quite different setting in the episode "Code of Honor". Tasha Yar is forced into a ritual combat to the death with a prominent native woman (Yareena) of a planet when their leader (her husband of sorts), Lutan tries to make Yar his "First One" (principal mate). Tasha Yar defeats Yareena... but Ain't No Rule says "death" can't be essentially clinical death, and Yareena is revived by Dr. Crusher on board Enterprise. According to the culture of the planet in question, Yutan's power actually derives from Yareena's land and property... and Ain't No Rule saying she can't make someone else her "First One", even though Lutan objects, as it takes away his privileged position.
On Boy Meets World, Cory and Shawn somehow move Rachel's car into her dorm room as part of an Escalating War and Rachel tries to get them in trouble with Mr. Feeny but he refuses to punish them because there aren't any rules against parking a car in a dorm room.
Used by Klinger in Mash when Col. Potter took command. The Colonel ordered Klinger to wear nothing but U.S. military uniforms. After enduring some issues with his regular issue uniform, he wears a female sailor's uniform from his Shirley Temple Collection.
In earlier seasons of The Amazing Race, it was common to see teams like Rob & Amber (Seasons 7 & 11) and Charla & Mirna (Seasons 5 & 11) convince locals to go along with them on legs, helping them navigate past the other teams. Luckily, this loophole was closed after All-Stars.
On the game show Lingo, the object is to guess a five-letter word and spell it. Host Chuck Woolery often mentioned "it's not what you say, it's what you spell". This has led to people occasionally abusing this rule upon realizing they've accidentally declared a six-letter word ("Breath. B-R-E-A...D", which is ruled as a guess for "Bread"). One team said one word and spelled another on the fly four times in the course of two rounds, to their advantage and Chuck's amusement.
In season 8 of French version of Peking Express, the teams must gather 5 people named Kim before being allowed to leave Jeonju. Ain't no rule stating two teams can't go to the checkpoint with the same people. Cécilia & Joel's and Gérard & Cédric's teams having found each two people named Kim work together to find a fifth and go to the checkpoint one after the other with those 5.
On How I Met Your Mother Barney is at a casino and tries to ride off on a motorcycle that was the jackpot prize for a slot machine he hadn't won. Casino security stops him, but they find they can't punish him because there isn't a rule saying you can't ride a motorcycle on the casino floor. Barney gets off scott-free, and from that day forward the casino has a "No motorcycles on the casino floor" sign prominently displayed.
An episode of Las Vegas has a girl win a huge prize on a slot machine that she pulled at exactly midnight on her 21st birthday, or so she thought. The Montecito's clock (which they have to follow) said that she pulled it a few seconds before midnight, so she was technically underage when she won the prize. Realizing this was unfair and could damage the casino's reputation, they have the girl star in a commercial for the Montecito, and then paid her the exact amount of the prize.
Subverted in an episode of Happy Days when Richie, Leather Tuscadero, and Mr & Mrs C come in from playing basketball (apparently the girls won). Mr C asks Richie "where in the rule book does it say you can't dribble with two hands?" "Page One," he exclaims.
The five-fingered plan in Big Brother US. Nakomis and Marvin thought up a plan that would allow them to put Jase up on the block and evict him without even giving him a chance to fight back. There was no rule saying that they couldn't nominate two people whom they had no intention of evicting in the first place, and then picking people who would use the veto anyways, specifically excluding Jase (Their intended target) and then nominating Jase without even giving him the chance to keep himself off the block. Later seasons had the vetos be a random draw (So one couldn't specifically deny anyone a chance to play for veto)
This loophole has become effectively enshrined in the rules of the game, and is referred to as "back-dooring" a contestant, though the change to the random Veto competition rules makes it more of a gamble.
Attempted by a Wheel of Fortune contestant in the short-lived "Megaword" category — the puzzle was a long word which could be used in a sentence for a bonus. Their sentence? "The contestants did not know what the word 'proliferation' meant." It didn't work.
In the Stargate SG-1 episode "Enigma", the NID wants force the Tollans that SG-1 rescued to build weapons for Earth. Daniel Jackson gets away with helping the Tollans escape because he's a civilian, so he can't be court-martialed for disobeying orders, and they couldn't try him in civilian court without revealing the stargate program. And that's before you consider the problem of what, exactly, they could charge him with: as O'Neill put it, "it'd be hard to find a civilian law to cover this."
In "Ares", Harm is told not to go to the bridge onboard the destroyer because the captain doesn’t want any JAG lawyers there during an exercise. However he goes there pretending that the message was ambiguous.
In the episode "True Callings" when Harm realizes he is better as a lawyer, he saved a sailor from the brig by pointing out the prosecuting attorney filed the wrong UCMJ charges, such as False Imprisonment, which is applicable only to law enforcement officers and the like instead of the proper charge of Kidnapping, and pointed out how the other charge actually invalidates the prosecution's main witness against the sailor by another technicality.
The Andy Griffith Show: Barney was in danger of being deemed physically unfit for duty for being underweight (an extended case of the hiccups had ruined an attempt to pack on a couple extra pounds). The new regulation said he had to meet the weight requirement wearing uniform, shoes, and ID tag and chain. It didn't say he couldn't hang the ID tag on a three foot long piece of towing chain.
Impractical Jokers: The challenge for the Jokers was to shop out of other people's cart at the grocery story. Nowhere did it say you had to actually confront the person. Q did it by simply taking the cart and ignoring the shopper's calls as he walked away.
Attempted by Dwight on The Office to get Kelly disqualified from a minority executive program, claiming that Indians descended from the Caucasus, so that makes Indians caucasian, and therefore were inelligible for the program. It doesn't work.
The rules only say that you have to answer in the form of a question; there is nothing saying that it has to be a "what is" or "who is", so things like "Is that an astrolabe?" or "¿Qué es nada?" are perfectly valid. Also, if the correct response is a question already (e.g. "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"), then nothing else needs to be added.
Originally, contestants who were champions five days in a row retired undefeated. However, there was no rule saying they couldn't wager for the tie on their fifth game to allow a challenger to also receive winnings. At least one player did so. (Since 2003, there is no longer a cap; you stay on as long as you keep winning.)
Kickin' It: The Karate King Dojo offered free wall clocks to people who called within the next 30 minutes. Those who ordered the free clocks had to pay 99 dollars for wrapping and delivery.
An extremely subtle example from Game of Thrones, in which Arya Stark forces Jaqen H'ghar to help her escape Harrenhal by naming him as his next target. Jaqen pleads with her to retract his name (he is obliged by debt of honour to kill whoever she names), but she will not relent so he is forced to help her. And then, shortly after her escape, he reappears in front of her, changes his face and identity, and declares that Jaqen H'ghar is dead. In other words, he deliberately allowed her to blackmail him, instead of just rules-lawyering his way out — presumably because he genuinely likes her, and wants to see her cleverness rewarded.
Frasier and Niles sometimes find themselves trapped by their professional codes of ethics, and bend over backwards to find ways around them.
In one episode, they discover that Roz's newest boyfriend is one of Niles's patients, a compulsive womanizer who loves 'em and leaves 'em, and will surely break Roz's heart; but they can't tell her, as that would violate doctor-patient confidentiality. They spend the entire episode looking for a way out, and finally find it:
Niles: It would be so much easier if Roz were mentally incompetent.
Frasier: Go on...
Niles: Well, then there'd be some justification for protecting her. Is she irrational?
Frasier: She did attack a vending machine once, when a Twinkie came out of the Oreo chute.
Niles: Borderline, borderline. Does she ever act delusional?
Frasier: Well, she often claims that she is responsible for the success of our show.
Niles: Building, building. Does she display below-average intelligence?
Frasier: She once ordered a bottle of white Zinfandel!
Niles: Jackpot! Go to her, she's a threat to herself!
Frasier: It's amazing they even let the woman drive!