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Dead Rising

Dead Rising

• The guys have a Running Gag of being Carlito being a terrible terrorist:
  "Carlito": SHIT!
• Niskel's first outfit choice is a pair of boy shorts, small shirt, and a Servbot helmet.
• "There's a man in a Servbot helmet and a dress, help me!"
• UDJ surmises Burt, one of the Survivor NPCs, is so dumb and is the reason Niskel had to take multiple takes due to Burt's Artificial Stupidity. And to further up with this, Aaron, another NPC runs at a wall.
  • And to further this, he had to escort Burt, Aaron, Shinji, Yuu, and Greg, to the point that this dumb AI drives him off the wall, it triggered his Rage Breaking Point.
  Niskel: HE DID!!! I HAD TO TAKE MULTIPLE TAKES, AND HE DID!!!
• UDJ’s reaction to the alternate cutscene prior to fighting Kent. Even better, his wife comes in.
• Niskel and UDJ highly disagree that Carlito did not want to cause a Zombie Apocalypse:
  Niskel: Yes he did!
• "We killed the entire population of Willamette".

Dead Rising 2

• UDJ thought there was a girl named "Katey Zombrex", when the mission states "Find Katey Zombrex".
• The guys interpret Chuck as a man who doesn't care about anyone except Katey, and Katey alone.
• Each time a female survivor is rescued, Katey gets a new mom.
• "And the punchline is..." (Chuck vomits)
• UDJ wonders how does one speak in binary.
• "Do you want to know what 'TK' stands for? It stands for 'Toddler Kidnapper'".
• When Chuck gets knocked out, he suddenly wears a BDSM outfit. ^note The real reason for the sudden costume switch is that Niskel died the previous fight

Dead Rising 3

=[* Prior to the actual LP, Niskel made an April Fools joke video by acting like it's another one of his solo LPs. And just when the game scripts for Nick escaping, he states it's a "Let's you play". Predictably, Nick dies, and Niskel cancels the "LP".

• Niskel and UDJ were absolutely ecstatic when they found out they can combine vehicles.
• In part 6, Niskel drives a van too quickly to the point Nick not only crashed through the windshield, but that he spins out of control.
• UDJ absolutely loses it when Gary trips on the female corpse, which causes him to shoot the corpse in the head. Niskel calls out how blatant it is.
• In general, when Niskel shows what "Better with Kinect" does, it's not what it's cracked up to be.
• Just the fact that, and you can actually use it and it's a real game mechanic, you can use an airstrike on the companion app is worth a few laughs. UDJ had a field day with this.
• The guys react every time there's a new combo weapon while reprimanding people for just using only guns, as well as Capcom for making the trailer of the game feature Nick picking up a gun and shooting zombies.
• They learned that people didn’t like Dead Rising 3 because it was too serious. The scene was Nick wearing a tank top, superhero pants, and was holding a shout weapon.
• The anime opening and credits for episode 18.
• Niskel encounters Meryl who has one of the tearjerking side missions in the game. How does he make her final moments in the game? Giving her an assault rifle, crashing three cars, and fighting biker psychopaths while heading each location while she reminisces about her husband and visiting her son's grave.
• Niskel switches to B-Roll to demonstrate the boss fight with Red to show how the fight works. The reason? He upgraded Nick so much, the fight against Red is a Curb-Stomp Battle in Niskel's favor in the main roll.
• Niskel ranting on the motives of Adam Kane, since the game was establishing that he is a Villain Protagonist. And then the final part of the cutscene shows Kane disobeying his orders to destroy the blackbox.

"Whose side are you on?"

Resident Evil

Resident Evil DS

• This exchange between him and UDJ when the latter sarcastically states since Niskel drained the rooms full of water where Neptune is, Niskel can just stab him. He's not wrong.
  UDJ: Now there is no water so now we can just stab it! Hahaha. Just flop around like a fish without water.
  Niskel: ...How did you know?
  UDJ: [genuinely surprised] Is that what happens?
  Niskel: That's exactly what happens.
  UDJ: You serious?
  Niskel: We just beat the shark boss! Neptune is no more!
  UDJ: Huh... Huh...
  [Niskel heads out of the room]
  Niskel: Yep, that was the shark boss.
  [UDJ starts laughing]
  Niskel: Ye-yeah, there he is.
  UDJ: [seeing Neptune flop around helplessly] (laughing ensues)
• The guys went to the basement, and they had to play the Director's Cut version of the basement theme. Yes, that one.
• UDJ interprets Rebecca as Evil All Along and Wesker was The Dragon.

Resident Evil 7: biohazard

• Niskel's Casual Danger Dialog is brimmed with this even when facing genuine danger. Humorously, compared to other Lets Players who are prone to freaking out at the atmosphere, Niskel acts as if he's Seen It All. (Funny enough, considering he already has a Continue option, he likely has.)
• In the third episode, Niskel gushes over how he loves how the Bakers were introduced.
  • WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAIRS!?!
  • I just lost the hand and you cut my goddamn leg off! What are you doing!?
  • Can I be excused from dinner now?
• When discussing the slight difficulty curve later in the game:
  Niskel:What I mean from that is, well (looks at the grandma) Granny’s about to choke slam us into a wall.

Resident Evil: Code Veronica X

• His rant of how a scientist, with no reason what so ever, went to a place with zombies, with an important keycard, and dies.
• When Claire gets trapped:
  Niskel: (Claire slams door) BULLSHIT!

Danganronpa

Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Prologue:

• He hopes every character gets introduced by falling out of a locker, hitting their head, and screaming.
• He wonders if this society has a very strict Detention Policy
  Niskel: (In a voice) You missed your detention so we kidnap you and throw you in!
• His question upon waking up:
  Niskle: Why are there weird color palettes in this room?
• While getting chased by the monster, he stops to see if it can kill you. This results in Kaede getting punched by a metallic fist seven times
• His explanation of the Monokumas:
  Niskel: Kids toys have come a long way.
• His reaction of shock when Monokid flubs up his lines.
  • Him also noting Monokid’s Overly-Long Tongue.
• When Kaede reveals her Ultimate Ability:
  Niskel: One of us. One of us.
• When Saihara only remembers being in a locker:
  Niskel: Well, I’m used to being stuffed in lockers. Wait...
• Niskel: Don’t worry, We will teach you the ways of piano music.
• Niskel describes Tsumugi as a Tik Tok Cosplayer
• When Tenko tried building up Spirit Energy
  Niskel: Oh, I see you watch Dragon Ball too.
  • His reaction to her face when complimented by Shuichi, claiming it can be used as a thumbnail.
• His reaction to Himiko is to get out of there.
  • He suggests the same thing when Angie mentions getting blood for her god.
• He calls Miu a Skank.
• When he learns why Miu wants meds: To trip balls
  Niskel: (Laughs) Honesty
• When Maki (The Ultimate Child Caregiver) reveals she doesn’t like kids:
  Niskel: I’m the Ultimate Child Caregiver. Fuck kids.
• Niskel’s realization that Ryoma took down an entire mafia. And killed them. Especially his fake headline: Tennis Pro Takes Down Mafia.
• Kokichi suggesting Himiko to run for it. In front of giant robots. Niskel calls him an asshole for it.

Chapter 1

• The sight of Himiko shaking.
• He immediately gets concerned when Kaito is about to smash the Monopad, despite it being ''against the rules''.
• Niskel: That’s a reference to myself I quit.
• Angie: Ooh! Atua give us strength!
  Niskel: Yeah, Atua’s down too! (Quietly) What the fuck?
• When Rantaro leaves:
  Niskel: Wow Kaede. One big bullseye: Ok bye.
• Death Road to Despair. Everyone fucking dies, except for Gonta, who dies shortly thereafter.
  • The second attempt: Everyone jumps into the fire before Angie gets blown up.
• The next day, after arguments are cleared up:
  Niskel: Is there anything important we might have missed? (Monokuma appears from offscreen) Oh no.
• When Kirumi again states that she is there to serve others:
  Niskel: Ok, fulfill this desire: (sounds like he is on the verge of crying) Make people stop hating me!
• Miu notes that there are condoms in the warehouse.
• His whole reaction to the nail polish scene.
• Niskel ran out of insults
  Niskel: Miu!
• Niskel hopes no one sees him set up the trap, then wonders if everyone else was there.
• He describes the argument where Ryoma suggests everyone else kill him as [[Understatement tiff]].
• He is shocked by Kaede’s response during her argument with Miu.
• Kokichi’s alibi: He was definitely alone.
• During the first non-stop agree, Niskel thinks he hits the V Consent. But fails.
  Niskel: Fuck! (Cuts to the end credits.)

Chapter 2:

• His struggle to get the first Monokuma.
• He has exactly 666 Monocoins
• Niskel’s celebration at Ryoma shutting up Miu with a combination of a Death Glare and a Kubrick Stare.
• His insistence of calling Kirumi ‘Best Mom’.
• He describes Atua as the ‘Oni-Chan’ of the Danganronpa series.
• He states that Miu has awful timing.
  Niskel: Might as well call yourself the Nostalgia Critic.
• During the recording, a nat flies into Niskel’s ''Eye''.
  Niskel: Dammit Gonta!
• Niskel goes to inspect the ladder, but he talked to Miu beforehand, her face [1] is shown in the foreground.
• More stuff with Atua, this time he is a frat dickhead because he suggested Piranhas in the Underwater Escape Act.
  • Then Niskel acts it out. Atua is high the whole time.
• During the Argument Armament, Niskel flubs up. Instead of saying Kirumi’s Gloves, he says:
  KIMI’SRU GLOVES

Chapter 3

• The second episode of the chapter begins with Niskel running into a wall.
• His entire reaction to the K1-BO maintenance scene, as well as him realizing that two voice actors had to say those things.
  Niskel: (As a voice director) So what is going on in this scene is that the Ultimate Inventor is molesting a robot boy. Make it as sexy as possible.
• During Tenko’s Investigation, Niskel reasons that the loud noise maybe someone falling through the floor.
• The gift of voice acting continues.
  Niskel: (As a voice director) Um, yes, Wendy, we need you to say the words “cum dumpster” but say it like you really liked it when it was said to you, but you were also really shook about it, thank you.

Miscellaneous

Untitled Goose Game

• The roles being reversed here, with UDJ being the one who knows what to do in the game, while Niskel has no clue.

Episode 1:

• When it is UDJ’s turn, after he makes the groundskeeper hit his thumb:
  UDJ: Didthathurtdidthathirtareyoigoingtodieareyoigoingtodiedoyouneedtogotoahospital?Here, let me take your keys

Episode 2:

• UDJ: You’re a televised goose!
• Violet (UDJ’s wife) made the boy buy back his glasses Three Different Times

Episode 3:

• Their reactions to the male neighbor carelessly tossing a vase over

Sonic Colors

• UDJ: This is the only good sonic game on the Wii
• Niskel’s save name: Shadow<3
• Because of how the DS version plays, they call it Sonic Rush 3
• After Niskel gets an outstanding for style:
  UDJ: You do it again and then it goes, “showoff”, And then you lose all your points
  Niskel: (Laughs) The game just goes, “Okay”
• Doubles with Awesome, but Niskel, while drilling and attempting to correct a turn, nearly breaks almost every box to correct, getting him a huge bonus.
  Niskel: I don’t want points!
• Niskel finding a red ring out in the open:
  UDJ: (As Eggman) How did he find it?!?
  Niskel: (As Eggman) I told my robots to hide it and they just... didn’t.
  UDJ: (As a robot) Well have you ever heard the phrase Hiding in Plain Sight? (As Eggman) THAT DOESN’T MEAN PUT IT IN PLAIN SIGHT! (Sees another one in the distance) AND THERE’S ANOTHER ONE! WHAT IS WITH YOU IDIOTS?!? (Niskel misses it)
  UDJ: (As Eggman) O-Oh. Can’t Believed that worked. (As a robot) We knew he would fly over it.
• This Conversation, being a huge Take That! to Nightcore:
  Niskel: He can speed through a line a rings and we can call it Night Slash Speed!
  UDJ: Or you can just run it at 1.5 speed and call it Nightcore Speed.
  Niskel: But it will still get copyright claimed.
  UDJ: (Surprised) Will It?
  Niskel: Nah, it’s just a bullshit way at getting past copyright.
• This conversation on if Pizza Hut made personal pizzas:
  Niskel: The meal gets more complicated as you get older. Like for the one person who is 104 years old.
  UDJ: It’s just edible gold
• At the end of the first Aquarium Park Level, Niskel shows the physics change in the results screen.
• Their impression of Doug Walker
  Niskel: Go review The Wall or something.
• In the end of Aquarium Park DS, the boss accidentally kills himself
  • Them joking about Eggman being an Extreme Omnivore, to the point of him Eating Humans
  UDJ: There are skulls everywhere!
• In Episode 17, when Niskel is going over how the Frenzy Wisp works:
  UDJ: Tails is just like, “We’ve unleashed the Nega-Wisp”, and the others wisps go,“YOU WHAT?!? NO!”
  • And when he sees them go to the different planets.
  UDJ: Oh Christ!
• UDJ: Death is poetic
  UDJ: Ever read the story of a bitch who died? It was great!
  Niskel: You ever read the story of the bitch who lived? It was boring!
  UDJ: (As a lady) I lived!
  (Niskel And UDJ both boo. Both start laughing)
• The boss fight of Asteroid Coaster, with UDJ pointing out how destroying the ships cargo somehow causes the ship to start blowing up
  UDJ: (As Eggman) Oh no, the cargo! (As himself) The reactor just goes, (Imitates explosion sounds)
• At the end of Episode 18
  UDJ: I think Egg Planet is about to EXPLO- (Explodes into the end credits)
• Episode 19: Because Frenzy is changed to Void, a deadly gas cloud, the two make jokes of exactly what you expect.
  • Them looking up Shadow X Omega Fanfiction. And they find it too.
  • Void decimating the final boss, and their reactions to it.
• The finale has tons of these:
  • The ending to episode 18? He's Not Wrong.
  • When Eggman brings out the lasers controls:
  Niskel: I thought he was about to use an exercise bike
  • After Sonic pushes Tails into the train:
  UDJ: (As Eggman) Wait! That goes into the reactor! (imitates explosion sound)
  • Eggman’s Secret Power:
  UDJ: (As Eggman) Orbital Nuclear Strike! (As Sonic) What the fuck is that power?
  • The final world’s level names: Ahh! Ahhh!! And AHHHH!!!!
  • As the wisps save Sonic:
  Niskel: They just put him a few feet away from the black hole.
  • As the wisps leave:
  UDJ: They just go to the center of the earth
  Niskel: Oh no, it’s Sonic Unleashed!
• Bonuses
  • UDJ: Goal Ring! Fuck!
  • The reward for getting all the S Ranks: Satisfaction
  • The discussion of terrible online names:
    • Sir I’m A Gamer
    • TheNSCL And UDJ
    • Darth Death Gamer xXx (He’s a nice guy. He’s been through a lot this year)
    • Slapjack Pattywack

I Love You, Colonel Sanders

• Yes, they actually did this.
• Episode 1:
  • UDJ: Camel Meat!
  • KFC’s twitter page is only following eleven people: The Spice Girls and six guys named Herb.
  Niskel: (Laughs)
• Episode 2:
  • Their reactions to Colonel Sanders realizing they’re making Mashed Potatoes and gravy.
  UDJ: (As Sanders) You are speaking mad, women!!!
  • They notice death metal music playing in the background.
  • After the mashed potatoes are finished:
  UDJ: Then just mash Ashleighe’s face into it.
  • The Death of The Ignored Student:
  Niskel: (Casually) Looks like we got a death on our hands
  UDJ: He’s dead!?!!

  • And when Pop eats it (incorrectly prepared octopus) and is about to die:
  Niskel: Is he about to die!?!

  • Just their whole reactions to this scene and how quickly it escalates.
  • The whole Turn-Based Fighting sequence. All of it
• Episode 3:
  • Them seeing Colonel Sanders on a horse.
  • UDJ: I told you! Robots do cry!
  • Clank: Beep, Beep, just got laid.
  • They keep dying. (Yes, You can die in this game)
  • UDJ pointing out that Sparkles brought in the last known pepper of its kind to class.
  • When the game says that you have fire in your eyes, they joke that Lee Tso (their name for the character) catches on fire. And it happens in game.
  • Colonel Sanders had to shoot someone. Their reactions are what you can expect.
    • And even better? It actually happened. After getting in a shootout with a rival business owner, he had to shoot him. And his business partner was killed. And this was put in a dating sim.
• Episode 4
  • The public breakup between Clank and Mariam. Especially Clanks reactions.
  Niskel: Is Clank dead now too?!?
• Episode 5 (Finale)
  • UDJ on Mariam’s breakup and how distraught she is over it:
  UDJ: Well fuck him.
  • Colonel: Egg Warsh! (Niskel starts laughing)
  • UDJ prefers farm cooking over country cooking.
  UDJ: Fuck you Colonel I’m going to Bob Evans.
  • Van Van flexes his pectorals as he chops a sea urchin:
  Van Van: Let’s Rock some ‘roid! (Niskel And UDJ both laugh)
  • Their reactions to the option Give Up And Drop Out Of Culinary School
  • Wendy shows up
  Wendy: (Niskel) Sup, bitches! (UDJ) I got some beef for you right here! (Niskel) Never frozen!
  • Their reaction to the fake out ending.