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Rollercoaster

• This gem:
  Phineas: (just as the coaster reaches the top of the three-mile opening drop) You all signed those waivers, right?
• Before that, we have Candace's Newhart Phonecall with Stacey:
  Candace: What are they doing right now? Why do you ask? What do you mean you can see it from your house?! SEE WHAT?!
• The "Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah" part of the rollercoaster:
  Phineas: Hey look, here comes the "Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah".
  (Cut to four sharp peaks)
  Everyone: (in unison) Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah!
• Doofenshmirtz's tin foil scheme doesn't go as planned:
  Doofenshmirtz: Well, that didn't work. And now we have a two-ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour^note 322 kilometers per hour DIRECTLY AT US!
  • In response, Agent P removes the magnet controlling the tin foil and takes it away in the helicopter, leading to Doofenshmirtz's premature relief:
    Doofenshmirtz: You did it! You saved us, Perry the Platy— (gets hit with and entangled in the ball of tin foil) Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
• Linda's reaction to Candace's signature Evil Laugh:
  Candace: Ee-ee-ee-ee!
  Linda: I worry about you sometimes, Candace.

Candace Loses Her Head

• Phineas and Ferb's birthday surprise for Candace last year — an enormous gorilla popping out of her cake.
• Doof's plan of the day is to literally dig a tunnel through the planet to China. The Drill-inator actually works pretty well, but then:
  Doofenshmirtz: The molten lava at the earth's core completely slipped my mind.

The Fast and the Phineas

• Phineas and Ferb decide to spend the day modifying Linda's car and enter it in a race. Of course, the boys are far too young to actually drive the car... so Ferb hooks it up to a remote control, essentially turning it into a giant radio-controlled toy car that Phineas rides around in.
• Run, run like the wind, my little indentured rodent!
• Our introduction to Isabella's mother:
  Vivian: Candace, dear! Bubela, how good to see you! What a coincidence, do you know your mom is here?
  Candace: Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro. I need to talk to her if you don't mind.
  Vivian: (not regarding Candace's statement in the slightest) Oy-vey! Look how tall you are now. You must've grown a couple of inches since the last time I've saw you!
  Candace: That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
  Vivian: Well your mom's inside, dear. Where are your braces? I thought you were wearing braces! (and she continues as Candace races out of earshot)
  • And she starts the spiel all over again when Candace returns.
• "And with the race about to start, there's the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Blimp!"
• Candace's unwanted souvenir picture of her covered in soot from the cars taking off. Even better; she borrowed the photographers camera to take a photo of Phineas and the car, giving her the perfect proof to show Linda. Problem is, the photographer charged her for the photos, and since Candace only wanted one, she accidentally grabbed the wrong photo before running off, while the photographer ripped up the other one.
  • Candance bringing said wrong photo to Linda, and her reaction when she realizes her mistake is completely over-the-top.
• At one point, there's a giant pile-up at the race track, which should at least lead to some nasty injuries, if not a few fatalities, but this is a Disney cartoon, so the drivers all pop out of their windows and reassures the audience that they're all fine.
• Mom turning on the TV only to see a dandruff commercial.
• Candace's Jaw Drop upon realizing the car has returned, modifications removed when Perry took it through the car wash.
• Jeremy tells Candace that she's on the big screen, showing her screaming for her brothers, including a slow-motion clip which made her screaming face contorted and her voice deep, embarrassing her.

Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror

• During the opening, a bird flies by and bursts into flame, it's so hot out.
• "If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever, then the morning DJs win!"
• This episode marks our first venture into Doofenschmirtz's Hilariously Abusive Childhood, as we learn that as a boy his family's beloved lawn gnome was repossessed, so his father dressed him up as a gnome and made him stand outside all day and night to protect the garden from "witches' spells and wood-trolls". Apparently, this is a common punishment in Gimmelschtump, as his neighbor Kenny was forced to act as a lawn jockey.
• Linda is weirded out by the fact that Candace hasn't called her, and starts going home as Candace is crowned queen of the beach. As she gets two minutes away, Candace runs out and, after a short conversation, she starts explaining what happened that day, with her mom's face getting more and more weirded out every time it cuts to her.
• The entire narration of the surfing contest.
  "First up in the surf contest is Bobby Nelson. Oh! And Nelson eats it on five-footer! And there's Django Brown shooting the curl, and here comes Buford Van Stomm! OHH! He pummels Brown with a Philadelphia traffic stomp! And now he's got him in a Half-Nelson, now a Full-Nelson, OH! And now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson! Here's the scores from our judges, and Buford doesn't like it one bit." [Buford smashes the table with Bobby]
  Next up is Phineas Flynn, and it's great to see a young surfer show such confidence. [Phineas is leaning back on his surfboard, reading a book.] Uh-oh, what's this? [Buford splashes through Phineas. The real Phineas is on a surfboard nearby with a projector.] Oh, those kids today and their holographic projections. He's in the pipeline, now he's hangin' ten! He's hanging twenty! He's hangin' thirty-two! Now he's just hangin'! The crowd loves it! [Phineas runs on the side of the surfboard, making it spin.] I don't think there's a name for that! The crowd is doing the wave, and Phineas is surfing it! Let's go to the judges. 10 to the 5th power, infinity, and oh! It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing has made judge #3 re-think Einstein's theory of relativity! Cowabunga, laws of nature!"
• "Run for your lives! It's GNOME-AGEDDON!"
• The episode title itself is hilarious. It feels as if it immigrated from Invader ZIM.
• This bit:
  (Doof presses a remote button)
  Doofenshmirtz: You are mine now!
  (the garage door opens)
  Doofenshmirtz: No, that was the garage door opener.
  (Doof gets another remote)
  Doofenshmirtz: You are mine now!
  (the TV turns on)
  Doofenshmirtz: And that was the TV remote.
  (Doof finds the right remote and pushes the button)
  Doofenshmirtz: YOU ARE MINE NOW!
  (Perry is trapped)
  Doofenshmirtz: Now I shall finally rid myself of you! But first, pay your attention to the giant screen and-
  (presses the garage door opener which closes the garage door)
  Doofenshmirtz: Maybe I need to turn the cable on first?
  • Later when Doofenshmirtz tries to activate his lawn gnome destroying machine, the "Destructinator", he instead accidentally presses a button that releases Perry.

The Magnificent Few

• Isabella tells her friends how she earned her Cow Milking Patch: "You just squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and squeeze and pull and... (stops, realizes what she's been saying). So, whatcha doin'?"
• Vanessa's first episode introduces her as Doofenshmirtz's uninterested assistant. Later, when she realizes the extent of Doof's incompetence (namely, putting the lair self-destruct in Perry's death chamber), she pulls a Screw This, I'm Outta Here. As she leaves, her father tepidly requests that she tell her mom she had a good time.
• Scary wolf puppet!
• Perry enters his lair after navigating through sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads! Major Monogram later apologizes for forgetting to turn them off.

S'Winter

• Wouldn't that be "Wummer"?
• "YOU ATE YOUR OWN HINEY?!"
• The first interaction between Candace and Vanessa:
  Candace: My brothers are driving me crazy!
  Vanessa: You should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.
• Doofenshmirtz has set up a Death Trap, a piano that will fall on Perry's head when he walks through the front door (with a pianist!), only for Perry to use the other entrance.
  Doof: My evil deed for tomorrow — fire the maid.

Are You My Mummy?

• After seeing an old mummy movie with Lawrence, Phineas and Ferb decide it'd be cool to have a real mummy as a friend, and venture into the basement of the movie theater (which has an Ancient Egypt theme, and there's an old pyramid exhibit stored down there), only to be disappointed when the "mummy" they find is just an inflatable rubber display. However, Candace followed them down there to bust them, and gets into several comedic accidents (her mouth gets stuck with old gum, she gets drenched in syrup and wrapped in toilet paper) that makes her resemble a mummy, making the boys think they found a real one after all. Much hijinx ensue.
• The bored theater clerk who requests his managers assistance for even the most basic customer service, like where the bathrooms are located.

Flop Starz

• Linda's stealth confession to her kids about being Lindana. You can almost hear the disappointment in her voice as she details what it means to be a one-hit wonder.
• Candace tries on different outfits before going with her casual clothes, leading to this exchange:
  Stacy: (Seeing Candace trying different outfits) Too much, too little, too clean, too dirty, too street, too goth. Where did you get that?
  Candace: (Wearing Lindana's clothes) From my mom's closet, you like it?
  Stacy: Nah, too retro!
• Linda sees Perry on agent duty. She doesn't seem to think of it much, then it hits her, and when she looks back, it's a totally different person there, not a platypus.
• Candace's moment of Fridge Logic:
  Candace: That's it! I'm gonna tell Mom!
  Phineas: Okay...Tell her what?
  Candace: *long pause* I'm just gonna tell!
• Marty the Rabbit Boy and his musical blender: perhaps the best sight gag in the whole series.
  Candace: I knew I should have taken blender lessons!
• The Bait-and-Switch of Doofenshmirtz announcing his ambition to take over the... Tri-State Area. Not the world, just an area of three states.
• "When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"
• Phineas' scripted outburst is pretty hilarious, as he just storms out of the room, enraged.

Raging Bully

• Doofenshmirtz: "It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up." Oh, Doofenshmirtz. Parental Negligence at its most hilarious.
• What happened to the last poor guy who fought Bufford.
• The fact that after the Training Montage and hyping of the event, Phineas and Buford's showdown is just a thumb-wrestling match.
• Phineas' downfall near the end of the match. He's cornered as Bufford menacingly approaches with his thumb, crushing Phineas' thumb in the tiny ring as melodramatic opera music plays in the background. While Candace takes a picture of her brother's agony with the doofiest little smile imaginable. Then Bufford pulls Phineas through the tiny ring and tosses him to the corner of the actual ring, leading to Isabella hanging her head in despair, Evander begins crying, and Ferb comforts the sobbing announcer. Then Phineas is saved by ice cream.

Lights, Candace, Action!

• When Phineas and Ferb film the big scene of their movie, which involves the monster/princess Candace having to fight the villagers (cue bullets being thrown at her), the air force (cue toy planes), and the Space Armada from the planet Plumbing Supplies (cue plumbing supplies). Then Phineas discovers he forgot to take the lens cap off, and says that was a good rehearsal, and that they need to film it again, much to her obvious displeasure.
• When Perry takes off from under the street, instead of leaving through a manhole he blasts up through the concrete two feet away from it. His irritated look sells it.
• The Doofenshmirtz family recipe for limberger apparently involves suspending a cow over a cauldron while milking it.
• Phineas has Candace wear a banana hat so she can get chased by a monkey for a realistic chase scene. That doesn't turn out too well... so Phineas does a retake, this time having Candace carry a sandwich and Ferb chase her (in the exact same way as the monkey) because he hasn't eaten lunch yet.
• As part of the final scene of the movie, Candace is supposed to have rose petals dropped on her during her lines. Halfway through said lines, Ferb drops...the plumbing supplies from earlier instead of the petals. And Phineas decides to leave it in rather than reshoot.
• The (heavily) modified final cut of the movie has a Photoshopped picture of Ashley Tisdale in a princess dress as Candace.
• The video Phineas and Ferb upload after the film flops. It's just slowed down footage of Candace stepping on their set from the start of the episode and yelling "You guys ruin everything!" before a model of Earth on a string explodes. It proceeds to break 5 million hits within seconds of it going online.

Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!

• Monogram reminiscing about "The Academy".
  Monogram: (thinking to himself) The Academy...
  Young Monogram: But I don't want to go to the Academy, Daddy.
  Monogram's "Father": I'm not your father, and it's been decided.
  Young Monogram: I love you, Daddy!
• Grandpa Flynn's 'Bigfoot song,' which is a cheery, upbeat ditty about how Bigfoot's going to eat the kids.
• Doofenshmirtz's assessment of his date (after he's fallen off a cliff, gotten covered in leaves, been hit on the head, and has had his date spend the whole night gushing over Perry):
  Doof: "It's not the worst date I've ever had: there was that one that kept stabbing me with a fork..."

Tree to Get Ready

• While Candace and Stacy are checking out her new treehouse:
  Candace: Look at all the bells and whistles!
  (They pass a wall of bells and whistles)
• What does THF stand for?
  Phineas: TREE HOUSE FIGHT!!!
• "EGAD, man! Sound retreat!" Cue Ferb on the bagpipes.
• The ending, when Candace and Stacy pelt Phineas and Ferb with water balloons.
• Vanessa pulling a Screw This, I'm Out of Here! when her dad's scheme falls flat on its face, keeping him from escaping on his own in the process.

It's About Time!

• Perry and Doof's subverted Meadow Run.
• "Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?"
• After seeing something that looks like Candace, but then it gets stepped over:
  Lawrence: See, honey? It looks just like Candace!
  Linda: That's not very nice, honey.
• The entirety of the "Me and My Nemesis" song.
• "Fossils... dun dun dun." *rewind sound* "Fossils... dun dun dun." *rewind sound* "Fossils... dun dun dun." (rewind sound) "Fossils... dun dun dun."
• When the Fireside Girls try to build a time machine, they initially fail... because of a spelling error, instead producing an tie machine. After they realize that mistake, they succeed.
• Everything involving that purple time machine piece which keeps transporting whoever's holding it back to wherever they were a few moments before (making them say the same thing over and over).
• The kid on the museum steps:
  Candace: "What did you do to get thrown out?"
  Kid: "Stole a pterodactyl. But it's not like I yelled."
• Kindly Old Man Simmons.
• After Doof apologizes to Perry on Dr. Feelbetter's show, he promises that from then on, he'll only hurt him "the right way; with cartoonish physical violence & elaborate traps built out of strange items I purchased on the Internet."
• When the siblings arrive in the Cretaceous, a weird dinosaur or reptile comes up to Candace, shrieks and sticks its tongue out in her face, and dashes off. Candace promptly gets on the time machine and tells the boys to take her home.
• When Candace hides from the T. rex, she finds a herd of dinosaurs that resemble her, kind of. This results in shared screaming, and then, her running like them.
• When the Fireside Girls come to rescue Phineas, Ferb and Candace, it looks like they'll make it back to the present right? Nope. The time machine apparently has to be plugged in an electric source in order to go back to the present.
  Candace: You mean to tell me, you built a time machine, that has to be PLUGGED IN?!
  • Then the Tyrannosaurus starts roaring at them, to which Candace angrily responds "Oh, put a sock in it!".
  • Followed by this:
    Candace: We're all doomed anyway. I mean where are we supposed to find electricity in DINOSAUR LAND?! (Cue lightning striking Candace)
  • Made even funnier as everyone in the time machine give Candace completely deadpan looks as she gets struck by lightning including Phineas and Ferb of all people. The looks on their faces say "Really? You've never heard of lightning?"

Jerk De Soleil

• Wild parsnips bring Candace out in a rash and affect her voice; Linda and friends are recording a blues jam today. Naturally, Jeremy gives Candace a basket of wild parsnips, making her voice deep and gruff. When she goes to tell her mother that the boys are building a circus, she ends up singing the blues about the "Evil Boys".
• Monogram's inability to hold back his laughter at Perry's circus outfit. When Perry decides "No Screw This, I'm Outta Here", Monogram goads him to turn back around, only to take a picture of his attire.
• A subtle one: Perry regularly performs mad, physics-defying athletic feats while battling Doofenshmirtz. His circus act is simply to bounce off a trampoline into a wading pool.
  • When Perry hears Phineas announce that his act is up next, he takes out his goofy costume and just groans, as if to say, "The things I do for you guys."
• The Amazing Human Pretzel, Django, everybody! That poor kid.
• When Doof asks Perry to use the front door from now on, he points to the massive collection of traps lining the door. Perry's "are you kidding me?" expression makes the joke.
• The tube from Doof's Voice-inator falls into the circus tent during his and Perry's fight, releasing Doofelium and causing everyone in the tent to end up with squeaky voices. Hilariously, everybody is so taken in by the grand finale that they don't even seem to notice.
• "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" in a very high pitched voice.

Toy to the World

• This:
  Ferb: Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes.
• "Brick, brick, brick, briiick, brick, brick IT'S FUN!" (honk)
• "Animals are rioting! Convicts are escaping from the zoo!"
• The Badink-adinks
  Badink-adinks: "We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!"
  Phineas: "O...kay. Carry on, then."
• When the toy store manager makes Candace wear a platypus costume:
  Manager: Fantastic! You look like number one!
  Candace: I feel like number two.
  Manager: That's the spirit!
• One of the pitches for a new Perry the Platypus toy that Phineas and Ferb reject? A secret agent version. They even run into Perry when he's actually out on a mission, and they assume it's one of the toys they shot down.

One Good Scare Ought to Do It!

• Pretty much the whole shebang, but specifically Buford's bit while he's dressed as Jeremy's little sister for the haunted house Phineas and Ferb built to get rid of Isabella's hiccups.
  • Baljeet dressing up as the scariest thing he can imagine: a failed math test.
  "You can run, but it won't be to the college of your choice I tell you!"
• Doofenshmirtz telling Perry about his mentor:
  "Sadly, he was captured in the middle of his latest scheme, to SET FIRE TO THE SUN! But before he was locked away, Kevin asked a favor of me: To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please SET FIRE TO THE SUN! I was like, dude, you really got to let that one go, it's a ball of fire! It makes no sense."
  • It's even funnier when you consider how little sense some of Doofenshmirtz's schemes make. There's actually someone out there who's stupider than Doof.
• Candace shows the haunted house to her mother:
  Candace: See? Absolute terror! These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place.
  (the house has vanished and there's nothing to see but Baljeet)
  Linda: Hi, Baljeet! That wasn't very nice, Candace.
  • Moments later:
    Candace: It's back! I told you! It's returned!
    Baljeet: Oh, excuse me. I forgot my satchel.
    Linda: ...Goodbye, Candace.
• Monogram's first theory about why they lost Doofenshmirtz' signal:
  Monogram: First, that magical elves have caused Doofenshmirtz to vanish into the land of angry corn people.
  • His second theory is that Doofenshmirtz is in the "island-shaped hideout" that satellites found in the exact spot he disappeared. It's not until he's actually saying this out loud to Agent P that he makes the obvious connection.
• Toward the beginning, after Candace's rehearsal call to Jeremy:
  Candace: That's it, you little psycho! I'm calling Mom! And I am not using the banana this time!
  Phineas: You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?
• This episode sees the debut of the Giant Floating Baby Head. Phineas and Ferb end the day suddenly realizing they have no idea where it came from.

A Hard Day's Knight

• Perry (in disguise) reads Dr. Wexler's biography book with the audio book being played on his radio mounted on his back...until a playback glitch happens.
  Dr. Wexler (Audiobook): The malevolent path is one trod without the cumbersome shackles of sentimental introspec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec...
• Doofenshmirtz borrows a fire breathing dragon robot. With a cockpit in the mouth. You can guess what happens next.
  Doofenshmirtz: Yours may have laser eyes, but mine breathes (activates the cockpit, the robot breathes fire through the mouth, burning Doofenshmirtz) fi—-IIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!! (Fire stops) That was a stupid design.
  • Remember, this is Doofenshmirtz saying this. The man who puts self-destruct buttons on the feet of a robot. If HE thinks it's stupid design...
  • Before that, Doof is the one who ended up with the giant robot modelled after Queen Elizabeth I. And then he begs Perry to switch mechas before battling.
  • Not to mention the fact that the dragon's opponent is a giant robot of Queen Elizabeth I. With LASER EYES. And proves more than a match for the dragon.
    Doofenshmirtz: That Queen Elizabeth is a tough old bird!
    • Somehow even funnier when you notice the Queen Elizabeth robot’s pilot has to see out through the eye holes.
• Phineas building a mannequin-type horse that actually comes to life.
• The Oh, Crap! look on Doof's face when he realizes he just pressed the emergency eject button.
• Charles' laugh after his butler says, "Oh, dear, I have punned."
• The running joke about the new version of Jane Eyre to anyone who's at all familiar with that particular work's history of live-action adaptations.
• The story of the Black Knight, who valiantly pursued a dragon... only to fail disastrously. There is even a statue depicting his demise.

I, Brobot

• Apparently, Major Monogram has a long-standing gripe with Santa Claus.
  Monogram: Besides, that guy totally owes me a pony from when I was five.
• Candace completely breaks down at the sight of the Phinedroids and Ferbots, and she screams all the way into a panic room in the cellar, clutching at a battered teddy bear "Mister Miggins". She can't even clearly tell her mom about the scheme:
  Candace: Phineas and Ferb, and-and Phineas and Ferb, and-and ROBOTS! Invisibility Chamber! Elephants!
  Linda: That's nice honey. Well, the pictures should be ready soon and then I'll see the robots when I get home. Bye!
  • The gag repeats in The Stinger when she sees the Candroid, and races to her panic room, only to find the Candroid already there with Mister Miggins.
  Candace: Oh, give me that! (She snatches the bear away. The Candroid frowns)
• The magnet Doof was about to drop on Perry misses...because it gets stuck to Santa's sleigh.
  Doofenshmirtz: But...that doesn't make sense! It's the middle of July!
  Santa: I'm on a summer run!

Mom's Birthday

• After Dr. Doof hits a button that shrinks any instrument beginning with "B" down to a microscopic speck, Candace is going into her room to get her bass. Then a banjo. Then a whole bunch of other instruments, and five minutes later we see her pick up two more, one being a balalaika and the final being bagpipes.
  Candace: (giving up in despair) I should've manned the omelet station!

Journey to the Center of Candace

• This:
  Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.
  Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
  • And later:
    Phineas: She's on her date with Jeremy!...That means we're on a date with Jeremy.
    Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels.
• The scene where Ferb imitates Pinky the Chihuahua.
• The credits. It's beyond physical possibility to watch them and not laugh.
  Doofenshmirtz: [after taking control of Pinky's brain while inside the sub] I'm inside a dog! Perfect. NOW I CAN PEE ALL OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA! *laughs* Oh, what am I doing with my life?
• The beginning, where Phineas tells their mom that they can't make up their mind what to make: a submarine or a shrink-ray, and Linda compliments their imagination.
  Candace: It's real, you know. The submarine, the shrink ray, they're really going to build that stuff.
  Phineas: Actually, we haven't decided which....
  Candace: (pushes him off screen with her spoon) Then it'll all magically disappear, you'll see. Well, you won't see, I'll see.
  Linda: As usual, the imagination in this room is astounding.
  • And when she tries to show her the submarine near the end:
    Candace: See? It's a submarine!
    (The submarine is gone and what's left is the giant sub sandwich display for Uncle Joe's subs)
    Candace: Grr...
    Linda: So...imaginative.
• "Chasing the cat is so cliche, you're better than that!"
  • Next season, we learn that Pinky is an O.W.C.A. agent like Perry, so he actually is better than this. Apparently, Isabella's dog is a massive troll.

Run Away Runway

• The ending lines:
  Candace: Just remember, Gaston said I will always be his cou de crayon.
  Ferb: You do realize that's French for "pencil neck".
• Doof: "Why is it when people copy their butts, it comes out perfect?"
• All the Doofenshmirtz clones wandering the mall makes people think dressing like a pharmacist is the new trend, resulting in people mobbing Retro Pharmacist Limited...including a Doof Clone.
  Doof Clone: Now I have two!
• Doof does an Evil Laugh with a large shadow on his blimp's wall, then he reveals that it's his new mural. Things get funny when he explains it and makes the exact same Evil Laugh as he did moments ago. Even better is that the mural is visible before he points it out.

I Scream, You Scream

• Vanessa’s first attempt to bust her dad, which leads to this gem:
  Vanessa: He has evil schemes! Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!
• During Doof's Imagine Spot about the Space-Laser-inator, noting that he wants to get rid of morning talk show hosts. If you're watching for it, you can see that, while the majority of the host was laser-inated, his arms are still on the table, clutching his coffee cup.
  • Even better; this comes at the end of a long list of things he's planning to destroy: all the previous ones resulted in an exclamation of dismay from the audience. When he destroys the morning talk show host, the audience cheers.
• Ferb accidentally gets the wrong blueprints. How? He falls in love with Vanessa, which works as this and Heartwarming just for how over-the-top it is, complete with slow-motion, waving hair, and flowers.
  Phineas: What happened back there?
  Ferb: [beat] I was weak.

It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World

• Isabella's announcement for the Monster Truck Rally, where she managed to pull off the perfect monster truck rally announcer voice. The way she cheerfully says "Thanks, Dink!" afterwards in her normal speaking voice adds to the hilarity.
  Isabella: WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY! GIANT MONSTER TRUCK RALLY RIGHT HERE IN DANVILLE! CANDACE THE CRUSHER TAKES ON ALL COMERS! BE THERE! BE THERE! BE THERE! WE'LL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
• "That doesn't make any sense." "It doesn't have to, I've got a monster truck!"
• Lawrence painting by numbers in the same episode. Richard O'Brien's voice is just icing.
  • As soon as Lawrence finishes his painting of Queen Elizabeth, he kisses, getting paint all over his mouth. He then sets it next to a bunch of paintings of people, with their mouths smeared due to him kissing the paintings before letting them dry.
  • "Dad, you might want to wipe the Queen off your face."
• This:
  Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus! How'd you escape my Chinese platypus trap?
  (cut to inside of the monster truck where a Chinese man is holding scissors)
  Chinese man: Ancient Chinese secret.
  Doofenshmirtz: I don't remember inviting him.
• Linda's response to Candace calling in the middle of her cooking class after the chef had already smashed her phone.
  Linda: I've gotta go. No, honey; big chef. Big meat tenderizer in front of mommy.

The Ballad of Badbeard

• Candace is exposed to hallucinogenic moss, goes crazy, and foils Doofenshmirtz, while at the same time spouting non sequiturs and being uncharacteristically cheery.
  Candace (in Doofenshmirtz's new lair): Hey Perry, I'm going to get something from the vending machine, (approaches Big Red Button labeled "lair self destruct") you want anything?
  Agent P: (gestures frantically to try and stop her)
  Candace: Suit yourself! I'm gonna get me some beef jerky! (presses button; ground starts shaking and small rocks start falling)
  • The fact that they managed to include Candace completely tripping out is hilarious in itself.
  • There's also this Big-Lipped Alligator Moment in the middle of a pirate shanty:
    Kids: There's ghosts who haunted the cave and worse!
    Skeleton: It's guarded by a pirate's curse!
    Candace: [abruptly with psychedelic music in the background] Why do my nostrils whisper to meeeeee? [song continues as normal]
• "Their names are Susan and Susan. I named them after each other."
• This:
  Grandpa Flynn: I was just about your age when I first heard about Badbeard's treasure. I'd come up here every summer to search for it. I felt drawn by the excitement and adventure. Of course, then I discovered girls, and the rest is a blur.
• Baljeet and Buford's exchange when Phineas goes to open Badbeard's treasure:
  Buford: Bad beards forever, dude.
  Baljeet: And you don't even have a chin!
• The zebra:
  Zebra: Oh, it gets much stranger, Kevin.
• The visual perspective gag where it turns out the two monsters were actually hand puppets Buford had.
• Buford swiping Baljeet's underpants with the latter being none the wiser:
  Baljeet: Oh dear, I seem to be missing my underpants.
  (Buford laughs as he points to the flagpole)

Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together

• During Danny's 'history of rock' montage:
  Phineas: So what's this?
  Danny: This is Psychedelia; It's where the guitar solo came from.
  Phineas: No, I mean what's with all the colors?
  (music suddenly stops)
  Danny: I have no idea.
• Candace distracting her mother during the "Fabulous" musical number. "Hot towel!"
• From what can be gathered on Ferb's "backup plan" in the case that Bobbi didn't willingly go along with him and Phineas: Ferb's shown wearing a knight's helmet and carrying a spiked mace and a net—when Bobbi initially refuses to go along with them, Ferb starts holding his mace and net a little higher but Phineas tells him, "Not yet, Ferb," to which Ferb lowers them. Ferb was actually prepared to beat Bobbi senseless and presumably kidnap him in the case their original plan didn't work!
• This exchange when Love Händel is finally back together...and starts arguing.
  Danny: (to Swampy) Dude, is that the cake from the trash?
  Swampy: What?!? You can't let good cake go to waste!
  Bobbi: (points to Swampy's stomach) Looks like it all went to waist to me!
• This Ironic Echo Cut:
  Danny: (talking about the concert) Alright boys, let's blow the roof off this place!
  Cut to Doofenshmirtz
  Doofenshmirtz: (Tied to a large firecracker) No, it's going to blow the roof of this place!
• "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLAT- wait, is that Love Händel?"

Ready for the Bettys

• Phineas and Ferb stumble upon Perry's lair and go off to do Perry's mission. Cue Monogram and Perry's horrified and hilarious reactions. After Monogram orders Perry off to save them:
  Monogram: (glaring offscreen at Carl) "Oh, and where are you going, Mr. 'The Boys Will Never Find A Tree Tunnel?'"
• Because Phineas and Ferb have transferred into Perry's subplot, Doofenshmirtz' scheme doesn't get much explanation, and to ensure the boys don't see them, Perry tosses their usual routine aside and just breaks in to beat up a poor, defenseless pharmacist who just wanted to enjoy a snack before shooting a bridge for no reason.
  Doofenshmirtz: Why do you always go for the nose!?
  • Well, he's not completely defenseless, he has a tennis ball machine.
  • "Why did I buy so many mops?"
• How does Perry get the boys out of his car? Turns it upside down and dumps them in Isabella's pool. Isabella asks them what they're doing. No really, what are they doing?
• Ferb trying to tell Phineas that he didn't build any of the spy stuff the've been running into all the episode, but is continuously interrupted; before eventually giving up at the end of the episode.

The Flying Fishmonger

• Ferb translating his grandfather's British colloquialisms.
• The newsboy from nowhere.

Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!

• When Phineas and Ferb ask what Baljeet is doing on the bus to Smile Away.
  Baljeet: Well, I got kicked out of summer school because my grades were too high.
• When everything falls into insanity:
  Giant Baljeet Holding String Puppets of Parents: The real shock is you're just noticing this now!
  • And then:
    Giant Zebra Holding Giant Baljeet Holding String Puppets of Parents: I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.
    • And right after that:
      Candace: Wait a minute. That's it! I'm dreaming!
      Jeremy: That would explain the talking zebra.
      Candace: Nah, I see him all the time. But this, (points to Jeremy proposing) this is actually the freaky part. And it's all just been one big... (wakes up; gasping) dream!
  • The first thing we see before all this insanity ensues:
    Phineas: (juggling corn dogs with Ferb) Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!
• "Funky Rhythms in the Bathroom."
• Phineas and Ferb getting broken by the sergeant. First, he sprays them with water should they try to pick up their tools with Phineas saying his catchphrase. Then he sprays them in between words. Then, he sprays them 9 times before they can do so much as breathe while saying NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!. Breaking children has never been so hilarious.
  • In an earlier moment, the boys are Forced to Watch a video on how imagination is wrong and how they shouldn't be making anything "but their sisters happy"...and cut to Baljeet, munching on popcorn and stating that the book was better.
• Believe it or not, the Sergeant has a humorous scene during the credits.
  Sergeant: I said, no funky rhythms!
  Phineas: You know Ferb...he's right. That was a little funky.
• This:
  Sergeant: Aren't you a little female to be Morty Williams?
  Candace: Well...you know...the camera adds (deep voice) masculinity.
• Candace and Jeremy try to use the Trojan Horse trick to sneak into the prison. First, they make a Trojan Candace and Jeremy, then a Trojan sergeant. The first one fails because, duh, they're Candace and Jeremy statues and the sergeant told them to get lost earlier. The second one fails because he already has a dozen giant wooden statues of himself, which begs the question: how did he get all those giant statues for himself?
• This line from the heartwarming song: "Little Brothers", cause you're younger, we're related, and you're boys...

Greece Lightning

• Lawrence talking about Asparagus' chariot:
  Lawrence: This is an actual replica of an artist's interpretation of what some random guy of no significance believed that the chariot of Asparagus might have looked like!
  • And the plaque has the Greek wording be just "Chariot of Asparagus" backwards.
• Norm's introduction, where he ends up chasing Perry through town, whilst yelling things like "The enemy of the Platypus is man!", and numerous non sequiturs like "Are those slacks new? They make you look slimmer!", and "Let's invite our wives next time!"
• This part, where Norm is now wearing the head of a Babe the Blue Ox statue:
  Phineas: It's half man, half bull! It's the Minotaur!
  Norm: My name is Norm!
  Phineas: It's Norm the Minotaur! Hit it Ferb! (They speed up)
  Norm: Wait! Come back! You can borrow my rake!
• The filmstrip on platypuses (platypi, platypeople?) is hilarious
  • For starters:
    Movie Narrator: Who is the enemy of the platypuses? Or platypi, or platypeople, or...(chuckles) well you know what I mean.
  • One of the threats to platypuses (or...well you know what I mean) being "duplicating imitatable (sic) stunts seen on television."
  • A blink-and-you-miss-it moment: when the diagram of the food web is shown, one of the "animals" that it depicts is a blender. Best not to question it.
  • Then Perry and Doof are seen sharing a bucket of popcorn (with the former looking overly serious as he watches the movie)... Perry is supposed to have his hands restrained at this point, meaning getting trapped by Doof really has just become a mandatory part of his routine at this point.
• The bit listed under the main page's entry for I Take Offense to That Last One, which shows that Phineas may not be as nice as he seems to be:
  Candace: Phineas! Just what do you think you're doing?
  Phineas: Candace, great! You're just in time. Check out this cool looking helmet we made for you (produces a helmet with snakes on the top like Medusa's hair). And we built you your own chariot that looks just like you.
  (cut to chariot, which has a hideous expression)
  Candace: Oh that's ridiculous. (making same expression as chariot) I do not have wheels!
• Ferb keeping his hands over his eyes after Candace is mistaken for a gorgon (even after she leaves, he still refuses to look). Also Candace trying to deny her "power" only to be met by stone statues no matter which way she turns.
• Paul Bunyan's Pancake Haus is shown twice, and both times, it plays the same jingle:
  Singers: Paul Bunyan's! Where the food is good! (not singing) But not too good, eh?
• Phineas wondering why they put weapons on Buford's chariot.
• Isabella repeatedly running back to ask for clarifications when Phineas tells her to "spread the word" about the chariot race.

Leave the Busting to Us!

• This is the episode where the show's affinity for Lampshade Hanging kicks into high gear.
  Candace: "Why don't you come in for some snacks?"
  Linda: Why don't you come in for some snacks?
  Candace: "Oh, there you are, Perry."
  Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
  Candace: And Ferb says...
  Ferb: You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.^note  Actually a Call-Back to the previous episode which corrected an obvious error.
• A bit of Black Comedy from Phineas: "Make sure your life vests are securely fastened. In case we capsize, your seat cushions can function as a headstone."
• Teenage Doofenshmirtz and Bobo the Rabbit (and the skunk).
• The first appearance of that husband and wife who attract things that fall out of the sky.

Crack That Whip

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz spends the whole episode with a nasty headache after partying too hard at an "evil mixer", flinching at every loud noise, even his own Evil Laugh.
• This part after the race.
  (The Bread-inator hits the roller rink, turning into a giant loaf of bread)
  Candace: (coming out of the house) Mom, come on, come on! The boys built a giant roller rink in the backyard– (sees the bread) uh...giant loaf of bread?
  Phineas: (shrugs; in the same intonation as "I don't know") Ah 'unno.
  Candace: (skates back inside) Moooom Mom! The boys built a giant loaf of bread in the backyard!
  Linda: (inside the house) What? I thought you said it was a roller rink.
  (The magpies eat the bread)
  Candace: It was, but now it's a loaf of bread! (skates back out) Come on, come on! See?! (stops to see that the bread is gone)
  Linda: (comes out with Lawrence) Candace, what are you talking about?!
  Candace: B-b-b...bread...
  Linda: (at Phineas and Ferb) Boys, I think she's finally lost it.

The Best Lazy Day Ever

• This little gem, where Doofenshmirtz gets hit by his Uglyinator:
  Doofenshmirtz: Oh no! Now I'm ugly-(His face is the same) Oh. I get it. Hardy har har.
• The scene where Candace realizes her entire sense of self-identity is rooted in busting her brothers.
  Candace: Face it, you can't do anything unless you're trying to bust them for doing something! And if they're doing nothing, then...who is Candace???
• Evil Phineas and Ferb from Candace's imagination. When Candace is trying to rationalize why Phineas and Ferb would be doing nothing, she comes up with the idea that they made statues of themselves to trick her that they weren't doing anything, complete with evil expressions and laughing.
• When Perry gets hit with Doofenshmirtz's Slow-Motion-inator, a ridiculously-slow version of Perry's theme song plays.
• Doof's Ugly-inator is powered by a horned frog, who looks affronted when Doofenshmirtz calls him unpleasant-looking.

Boyfriend From 27, 000 B.C.

• Right after Phineas and Ferb have seen a documentary about cavemen followed by a fast food commercial:
  Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
  (Jump Cut to Phineas and Ferb eating food from the sandwich shop in the commercial)
  Phineas: You know what else we should do today? Go search for a caveman at the Danville Glacier!
• This line:
  Phineas: Think about all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world!
  (beat)
  Phineas: Actually, you know besides politics, I can't think of anything.
• The host of the documentary "demonstrating" neanderthal language.
• Candace mistakes Conk for Jeremy. Hilarity Ensues. The funniest part is when the real Jeremy calls Candace.
  Candace: Hello?
  Jeremy: Hey, Candace. Sorry I'm running late, but I just finished getting ready.
  Candace: Yeah, you look amazing! Wait, what?
  Jeremy: See ya soon.
• This:
  Candace: And if you even think about doing something funny today, you're gonna get it.
  Phineas: Okay. Get what?
  Candace: IT!
  Phineas: Well, if "it" is another sandwich, I'll take it now please!

Voyage to the Bottom of Buford

• One gem between the boys:
  Phineas: I can't believe how quickly we put this together!
  Ferb: It usually takes us at least a montage.
• Baljeet and Isabella making bets on whether Buford or the giant squid will win the fight. Mind you, victory for the squid means certain death for the two of them.
• "Hey! You gotta pay for that!" "Right after I pay for this."

Put That Putter Away

• Dr. Doofenshmirtz's book-on-tape of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, translated into evil:
  "Chapter One: Tom Sawyer's dislike of Aunt Polly was rivaled only by his hatred of puppies."
• Everyone mistaking Candace's poor penmanship for a picture of dancing weasels.
• "Curse you, Phil the neighbor!"
• The fact that an ABBA-esque song about mini golf exists.

Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?

• When Perry (in Candace's body) fights Doofenshmirtz, Doofenshmirtz at one point says, "Well that's it, I'm outta here!" and poofs into a Doofenshmirtz-shaped dust cloud in the classic cartoon gag of a character making a quick getaway. Except when the dust cloud clears, he's still there, and as baffled as ever.
  Doofenshmirtz: ...What just happened?
  • Before that, when he calls attention to the Hammerspace:
    Doofenshmirtz: Did you have that purse when you came in?
  • Perry/Candace tries to whip him with his tail, but he's in Candace's body, so it looks like a G-rated version of him mooning Doof.
    Doofenshmirtz: Ha! You don't have a tail anymore!
  • Just the sheer fact that Doofenshmirtz can recognize Perry in Candace's body, but can't recognize him as a platypus when he isn't wearing his fedora
• When Jeremy strokes Candace while she's in Perry's body, unaware that anything's amiss... even when the platypus speaks English.
  Jeremy: Oh, hey, Perry. Come up here. How's my favorite little platypus today?
  Candace/Perry: Oh hee-hee-hee-hee. I mean...(lousy imitation of Perry's chatter)
• Candace/Perry: "Am I sweating milk?! Being a platypus is so gross!"
• Phineas gets the idea for that day's invention from an old horror movie he and Ferb are watching, leading to this hilarious misunderstanding:
  Movie Scientist: Do you want me to remove your tongue again, Talbo?
  Phineas: Cool! I know what we can do today, Ferb.
  Ferb: (claps his hands over his mouth)
• "Carl, how many times have I told you? Lift the seat when you're done!" "Sorry."
• Major Monogram and Carl notice that a teen girl (that is, Perry in Candace's body) is sitting where Perry usually sits, they initially suspect that there has been a breach in security and a girl has gotten in. But then Perry's signature fedora lands on his head, leading Monogram to think that it is only Perry in disguise. He compliments him for that.
  Carl: (disappointed) Man! I thought it was a real girl.
• "Lost Platypus. Looks like a girl."◊.
  • The poster shows Candace making an angry face so ridiculous that it might even rival Principal Krupp's.
    • Made even funnier when Phineas says that's the only photo they have. And it's their most recent photo.
• Doofenshmirtz's evil scheme is to steal Slushy the Clown from Slushy Burger so he can replace its jingle, which he can't stand, with his own evil jingle. Unfortunately, he's having difficulty coming up with a word that rhymes with "evil".
  Doofenshmirtz: As soon as I get this done, lunchtime will never again be fun. (suddenly becomes frustrated) Oh, great, there's a rhyme! There's a rhyme, but sure, everything rhymes with "fun"!

Traffic Cam Caper

• It's brief, but Linda, at bedtime, gives Phineas and Ferb an annoyed "Outta here!", when Candace and the boys bother her. Hearing Linda getting exasperated with them of all people is pretty funny as it's the closest they've gotten to getting in trouble with her at this point.
• This bit:
  Monogram: Any word from Agent P?
  Carl: No, sir.
  Monogram: So I guess all we can do is wait.
  Carl: And hope, sir.
  Monogram: And hope.
  Carl: And also wait.
  Monogram: I already did wait, Carl.
  Carl: Did we do hope?
  Monogram: Ugh. I didn't become a major so I could sweat out a vaudeville routine with an intern.
  Carl: Of course not, sir.
• "Carl, remind me again why all the agents are animals."
• The "And the Animals Go" song.
  Monogram: And the turkey goes...
  Carl: Sir, we lost Agent T last November.
  Monogram: Oh, riiight.
• Later...
  Monogram: And the new guy goes...
  Norm: I'm Norm.
  Monogram: You know, Carl, it's weird that he is not an animal. (beat) We should fire him.
  Carl: I'm already on it, sir.
• The "Special Disposal Procedure".^note Throwing the disc in a trash can. Using pliers.
• After losing the disc:
  Candace: Besides, I still have that big rocket for evidence.
  (The rocket is found to be missing from the bike)
  Candace: What happened to the rocket?
  (the rocket randomly flies off and explodes)
  Phineas: ...Hmm. Good thing we got off of that. Huh?
• During Major Monogram's sing-a-long at the end, Agent C (a chicken) becomes a little too interested in Agent W (a worm)
  Major Monogram: "Agent C! Don't do that."

Bowl-R-Ama Drama

• The part where Candace daydreams that busting Phineas and Ferb leads to Jeremy proposing to her. The POV cuts back to reality as she says "I do, Jeremy".
• As Perry is on his way to his secret hideout...
  Singer: (as Perry shoots through a pipe) Perry the Platypus! (Record Needle Scratch as Perry falls through a broken section of the pipe that Carl is repairing)
  Carl: Oh, sorry about that, Agent P. (picks up Perry and throws him through the other pipe before continuing to work on the pipe)
  Singer: Herman the Hedgehog! (a secret agent hedgehog falls through the broken section of the pipe)
• "Well, according to the World's Most Pointless Book of World Records..." *trumpets* This gets repeated several times until it turns out Buford is the one playing the trumpet...
  Baljeet: Is that absolutely necessary?
  Buford: Why? Does it bug ya?
  Baljeet: Well, yes, a little.
  Buford: Then yeah, it's necessary.
  Baljeet: Alright, fair enough. Hey, where is Perry? *trumpets*
• "So Perry the Platypus as they say in Mexico: "Do svidanya"! Down there that's two vidanyas."
• Doofenshmirtz's bizarre plan:
  Doofenshmirtz: First, I will unleash my giant penguins at the fair today, so they may begin freezing the entire city! Then I will sell all the citizens of Danville my organic, yet highly addictive, Doof brand hot chocolate. Because, you know, who doesn't enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate when it's so cold out? The first cup will be free, of course. But then, the second... will also be free. But then the third... will cost a MILLION DOLLARS! That way, I only have to sell three, and I will already be a millionaire.
• When Candace is taught how to maneuver the bowling ball:
  Phineas: Okay, Candace, try to take it slow at first.
  (The ball takes off at warp speed)
  Candace: (giggling maniacally as she controls the ball)
• The end credits scene, where after being defeated again, Doof has the head of one of his destroyed penguin robots over his own head with his face visible through the beak and is now part of a freak show as a half-man, half-penguin.
  Doofenshmirtz: I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals.

The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein

• The contrivances made to give Major Monogram a Frankenstein (1931)-style briefing to Perry: There's a curtain behind him due to water damage, and he's in a tuxedo because he's going to his cousin's wedding soon, and he questions why he'd describe the mission as shocking or horrifying.
• He's eviler!
  • To explain, now that he's a monster, Doofenshmirtz can cause all the chaos and destruction he wants. Really, he's just doing childish pranks and light-hearted mischief.
• As the boys watch the summer storm, Phineas notes that they can't go forth with today's plan: stand alone in a field with a metal rod.
• This part:
  Random Villager in His Underwear: I'm finally cured of my irrational fear that a giant platypus will see me in my underpants! (Cue the monster Perry) It's even worse than I imagined.
• When Grandpa Reg ends his story, he ends it with the non-sequitur "...and that is why there are pumpkins." Of course, Phineas is confused by this, but is, for once, left speechless, then asks Ferb if he has anything to add.
  Ferb: Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs.

Oil on Candace

• The part where Perry takes off his hat.
  Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My very own nemesis!
  Prof. Gevaarlijk: Oh, Heinz...How can he be your nemesis? He doesn't even have a hat!
  Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, no! I...I made that mistake a couple of times, too, but that's him! I swear!
  Prof. Gevaarlijk: In your letters, you said your nemesis was 'a suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable, dynamic fury.'
  Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He iiis! No, you've just got to see him in action. Here, here, I'll let him go. *removes restraints* Go ahead, Perry the Platypus, thwart my plans. *awkward silence* C'mon. Let me have it. *further awkward silence* Thwart away, big guy.
  Prof. Gevaarlijk: Heinz...
  Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aaand...thwart!
  Prof. Gevaarlijk: He's just a platypus. They don't do much, you know.
  Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! He's just about to do something. Wait...for...it...
  Perry: *chortles*
  • Even funnier when you realize this is the only time Doof recognizes Perry without his hat.
• How does Perry spend his day off? Vegging out on the couch and watching cheesy soap operas.
  • Even funnier is that when Monogram interrupts his soap. What is Perry's response? Change the channel back to the soap.

Unfair Science Fair

• Both times when Doofenshmirtz gets a shiner - the first was from a large woman with a masculine voice, the second was from a guy whose little brother was ridiculed by Doof for entering a model of Pluto into the science fair.
• That Doofenshmirtz keeps getting upped by baking soda volcanoes all through the episode. At the end he accidentally ends up through the portal to Mars, is about to be crowned King... until the Martians place the crown on a baking soda volcano.
  • Not to mention a flashback to Doofenshmirtz's college days where he briefly took up poetry after repeatedly failing at science fairs:
    "The movies are gray
    The TV is black
    The horses are running
    Please bring me some food"
    • Notably, he still lost out to a baking soda volcano, even as a poet.
• Baljeet explaining his project to his teacher:
  Teacher: A portal to Mars. Aaaaand what does it do?
  Baljeet: ...Well, without overcomplicating things, it's a portal to Mars. You step through it and you're on Mars.
• A girl hurries to the fair wearing mechanical arms. She tells the judges that she used them to make a baking soda volcano. She gets first prize for the latter. Cue the portal to Mars reopening just long enough for an indignant "Oh, come on!" from Doofenshmirtz.

Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)

• The ending, where Candace has spent the day thinking her friends are ignoring her:
  Candace: It's funny, I kinda thought you guys were avoiding me.
  Some unknown guy who wasn't there a second ago: Actually, I was trying to avoid you.
  Candace: Do I know you?
  Unknown Guy: No, that's how great it's been working. Unknown Guy is out. Peace!
• Candace's misinterpretation of Stacy's text message (written in chatspeak). CYLBFF -Stacy.
  What she thought it meant: "Candace you loser. Bad friendships fail. -Stacy.
• The scientist losing it over looking at rocks on Mars for years, all while ignoring Candace.
  Scientist: (having enough) AAAAAAHHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE BEEN STARING AT RED ROCKS FOR TWENTY YEARS! (Turns around with back to screen, and Candace comes screaming at the rover calling for help but doesn't get any attention) THAT'S ALL THERE IS ON THAT STUPID PLANET! RED ROCKS! Face it; there's no life on Mars. THAT'S IT! I AM SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN! GAME OVER!"
• Doofenshmirtz and Perry go shopping together and bump into Monogram and Carl. Doofenshmirtz notes that it's "awkward", seeing them there and both he and Perry take on a look that says they will never speak of it again. Carl, in case you're interested, is sat in the baby seat. At least Perry fits.

Out to Launch

• Candace's runaway hypothetical scenario where she asks Jeremy to the dance and he laughs at her, which leads to everyone in the room laughing at her, then everyone in the world laughing at her, and then the planet Earth exploding. Who hasn't had a thought like that?
  • "You do realize that's only a worst case scenario?"
• Phineas altering part of the rocket launch equation from the square root of a bomb to the square root of a smiley face. It works.
• The "deep voice" gag had already been done at this point with both Candace and Isabella, but still: the reveal that Gretchen was the one doing the deep countdown voice.
• After Phineas and Ferb accidentally forget to disengage the engines before jumpstarting their rocket with their mom's station wagon, it accidentally launches (with Perry and Candace onboard and the station wagon in tow).
  • And there's Phineas's reaction as he watches the rocket take off:
    Phineas: ...Oops!
  • After having the jumper cables cut by a passing satellite, the station wagon makes an impressive park job on a space station's landing pad after cutting in front of a space shuttle. The astronauts onboard the shuttle are furious that they have to deal with other people stealing parking spaces, IN SPACE!
    Astronaut: Oh, it's bad enough this happens on Earth. Now space?!
    • Later on, the astronauts get fed up and move the car, only for a flying saucer to land in the same spot seconds later. The male astronaut takes off his helmet and tosses it to the floor in anger, which causes his face to swell up like a balloon. The same thing happens to Doofenshmirtz when he sticks his unsuited head out the window.
• Candace is so deep in Too Dumb to Live territory that Phineas can't help but be a bit dryer and snarky than usual. Like when he tells her that the ship she's stuck on is preprogrammed so long as she doesn't randomly hit any buttons. Cue Candace saying she can't hear him because she's randomly hitting buttons. Phineas just looks over to Ferb with a genuine budge of annoyance.

Got Game?

• Doofenshmirtz's Hilariously Abusive Childhood continues as we learn that his father named the family dog "Only Son".
  • Depending on the time period, this also suggests that Roger wasn't quite as much the favored son Doof thinks he was...
• Let's not forget the game of poke the goozim with a stick!
• The F-Games. All of it. Best summed up in Phineas' play by play after the teams compete in rollerblading horse tennis:
  Phineas: Extra points for recycling! The girls' score is now the square root of pi while the boys still have a crudely drawn picture of a duck. Clearly it's still anyone's game!
• Agent P being forced to take the stairs. Twice. Even his background singer is exhausted by the end.

Comet Kermillian

• Isabella's line:
  Phineas: We're gonna put on a laser light show! And, as a grand finale we're going to laser our faces into the comet! That way, when it comes back in 73½ years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh yeah, my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.
  Isabella: (in a dreamy voice) You had me at "our grandchildren."
  Phineas: What? *needle scratch*
  Isabella: (in a nervous voice) Steaks! You had me at "steaks"!
• The "Squirrels in My Pants" song. Made even better by this exchange:
  First rapper: Wow. She had actual squirrels in her pants.
  Second rapper: We just got served.
• The part when Perry is trying to hack into Doofenshmirtz's computer:
  Doofenshmirtz: Wait. You're not trying to hack into the ray-gun system, are you? Wait, what am I worried about? You'll never guess my super-secret password.
  Computer: Doofalicious. Access granted.
• This:
  Jeremy: What happened to her?
  Suzy: I don't know, but these violent mood swings are probably a sign of deeper emotional imbalance.
  Jeremy: What?
  Suzy: *reverts to cute mode* Heh-heh. Bubbles. Hee-hee.
  • Just before that:
    Suzy: I want you to meet (pulls out a squirrel) Mr. Chippy!
    (Both Candace and the squirrel scream at each other)
    Candace: Get that sick creature away from me!
    Jeremy: Candace, it's okay. It's just a squirrel.
    Candace: That's not the one I'm talking about!
• The entire antidisestablishmentarianism scene deserves a mention too.

Out of Toon

• Doofenshmirtz builds a device that makes people dance uncontrollably. Both he and Perry are hit by the ray, and as they dance together, Doof looks at the audience and says, "To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading."
• Candace gets tomatoes thrown at her by the audience since she's the Big Bad of Team Improbable, Control Freak.
  Phineas: Isn't the show great?
  Candace: Are you joking? How could you make me the evil villain? Now everybody hates me!
  Phineas: Au contraire, big sister. You're the star of the show.
  Candace: I am?
  Phineas: The crowd loves you.
  Candace: But they're booing and hissing!
  Phineas: Of course they're booing and hissing. You're the villain. Right, Ferb?
  Ferb: A hero is a hero, but everybody loves a great villain.
  [booing continues]
  Candace: Really? Well, maybe I should go feel the love. [puts head out of curtains, tomatoes splatting] Love feels a lot like tomatoes.
  • Near the end, this happens again as the cast of "Team Improbable", Candace included, all step out on the stage and bow to the audience:
    Candace: They love me! They really love me! [gets hit with another tomato] Feeling the love again.
• Linda's answering message on her phone when Candace tries to call her:
  Linda: Hi! This is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys when you hear the beep. (phone beeps)
  Candace: Mom, come home quick! There's a giant mob, I'm a super fiend, I'm roasting them with laser vision, and— Hey! What do you mean, "psychotic rant"?!
• The Biblical Shout-Out.
• The look of Candace's face when she sees the animation studio dance away along with everyone else. Candace's explanation to Linda and her mom's reaction are priceless.
  Candace: It got up and it danced away.
  Linda: It... what?
  Candace: It got up and it danced away.
  Linda: It got up and danced away?
  Candace: See? It even sounds crazy when you say it!

Hail Doofania!

• In a Tri-State Area run by a fraud who spends all day sitting on his ass in office, one man will take a stand, and make his own utopia, free from the tyranny of this so-called mayor. All glory...TO DOOFANIA!
  • Doofania's triumphant anthem proves just how truly unstoppable this new nation is. It inspires joy in its people and fear in its enemies.
    Away from city life
    My stupid brother, and ex-wife!
  • When the city's support (As in a giant inner tube) gives in, the city goes out the way it lived, awesomely. To prove how unflappable Doofania is, even in the face of oblivion, it gives one last middle finger to the laws of physics, turning on its side for no reason and sinking in a mere second. Rest in peace, Doofania.
• The epic-level role-reversal, from "Norm, I know what we're going to do today!" to "Bless you, Perry the Platypus!"
  Norm: Aren't you a little old to be building a fort?
  Doofenshmirtz: No, no I'm not. Shut up.
  • "Behold- The Rainbow-inator! [...] Soon there will be a GIANT rainbow that will spread across THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!... or at least, that's the plan anyway". Said by Phineas, complete with the appropriate hand movements.
  • Not to mention the whole subplot with Vanessa & Candace switching clothes ("I look like a candy cane!" and "I look like a total freak, like I'm all outsider-y!").
  • More role-reversal:
    Norm: Whatcha doooin'?
    Doof: Whatcha doin'- What does it look like I'm doing?
  • How does the boys' Big Idea get destroyed? Perry pushes its self-destruct button.
    Ferb: You know in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.
• Candace tries to explain to Jeremy that the clothes she's wearing don't belong to her. She starts off saying "I'm not wearing these clothes," then has to clarify that sentence, then has to clarify the clarification, and so forth. The whole monologue spirals out of control, sounding increasingly insane as she gets increasingly agitated. All the while, Jeremy just stares.
  • Then Candace gives up, poses, and asks seductively "Do you like it?" Followed by funky runway music.
• Major Monogram singing "Gitchee Gitchee Goo".
  Monogram: I work alone, Carl.
  Carl: Sorry, sir.
  Monogram: It's a solo.
• Just the way Norm announces "I'm drilling!"
  • And also "Don't forget, Friday is cake day!"
• What about when Perry kept trying all day to get into his lair but couldn't because of the cone on his head?
  • At the end, he's just sitting there banging his head on the door.
• Charlene, who's getting a message, tells Vanessa that she will meet her at "Feh". When Charlene shows up at the docks, Vanessa asked her where she was:
  Charlene: I told you on the phone I was gonna meet you at F.E.H. The Freight Emergency Harbor.
• The scene where Doof and Norm play hide and seek.
  Doof: Eight, nine, ten! Ready or not, here I come! [sees Norm standing behind a very thin pole] No, no, no, it's called hide and seek! You hide and I seek. I can not seek if you don't hide. Now go hide yourself! [Norm walks off while Doof covers his eyes Go, go, go. Let's try this again. One, two, three, TEN! Now where are you?
  Norm: [waves behind his hiding spot] I'm right here sir!
  Doof: [face palms]
• The end where Vanessa and Candace finally see who got their clothes: each other.
  Vanessa and Candace: (pointing at each other) Hey!
• Doof's "supportive" reaction to seeing Vanessa in Candace's clothes.
  Doof: Oh, Vanessa! You're looking... (camera pans down her body while the score makes a disappointed noise) ...uhh...oh, no matter. Where we're going, you can dress up like a clown every day, if you want!

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