Funny / Luz Clawthorne

Despite its heavily dark theme and plotlines, the Luz Clawthorne Saga does have its share of comedic moments.

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In General

Title Sequence

Intro Sequence Contest

Book 1: Hexside's Number One Delinquent Witch

Prologue

• How does Eda react to Principal Bump telling her Luz tricked a student into pepper-spraying herself? By calmly saying "That's a new one."

Chapters 1- 10

Chapter 1: The Owl Lady's Daughter

• Once everyone stops laughing at Boscha (who got tricked into pepper-spraying herself), Luz asks them why before realizing that Principal Bump is standing behind her. "Oh, owl pellets", indeed.

Chapter 2: Won't Get Away

• Principal Bump knows that he allows Boscha to get away with her bullying and admits that it sounds messed up after saying it out loud.
• During a flashback, Eda's taken by surprise when baby Luz seems to bite her (actually she was hungry and trying to breastfeed herself, hence the tugging on her dress.) King cracks up and says the infant thinks Eda's a cow, causing the witch to zap him with lightning.
  King: (after being shocked) Can't you take a joke, woman!?

Chapter 3: Here Comes the Tutor

• Luz explaining Jiminy Cricket to Willow, only to get a cartoon and a movie mixed up.

Chapter 4: Incidents and Family Secrets

• Hooty is somehow able to hear the narration, then proceeds to ask if he's gonna get his own chapter as he's the "best character in the story".

Chapter 5: King and Lil Luz's Day Out

• Baby Luz likes heavy metal music. That probably factors in to how she acts as a teenager.

Chapter 6: Emotional Guilt

• After Eda finishes her flashback, Luz asks how she knew about the parts she wasn't there for.

Chapter 7: Double Double Tutor and Trouble

• Once Amity sees Luz's writing in her writing session, she becomes baffled by her poor handwriting.
  Amity: So much grammar errors, misspellings, y-y-you can't tell the difference between "there" and "their"... how in Titan are you still able to read!? (turns to Eda) And you! You're supposed to have homeschooled her magic and all but have you in anyway taught her how to write?!

Chapter 8: Witch's Duel or Don't

• Amity holds back her laughter upon hearing from Eda that Lilith peed herself seeing the Emperor's Coven for the first time in her youth.

Chapter 9: I Ain't Troubled Yet!

• Anu Bist startles the troublemakers by appearing in a book as an image of himself coming out once they drop it.

Chapter 10: The Conjuring Conflict

• Before becoming Hexside's groundskeeper, Eda quit 9 jobs in the past. At least three times, she announced her quittings to Luz and King upon coming home.
  • After she quit her job helping kids cross the street, King asks if she was helping kids when she did. Eda then starts repeatedly saying "crap" and running out of the house.

Chapters 11- 20

Chapter 11: Coming to Terms

• Luz describes herself as a kid as how she sees Amity: a "wide-eyed, naive, spunky little dreamer." The pouting witch is not amused.

Chapter 12: Heart to Heart

• Luz has three Imagine Spots on how Amity would react to her confessing she caused the ghost infestation:
  • First, Amity declares Luz dead and summons an Abomination to smash Luz with its fist.
  • Next, she had Luz tied to a rocket and launches it, which Luz declares far-fetched since the witch woudn't know what a rocket is.
  • And finally, she calmly and sweetly says she's glad Luz told her, only to pull out a knife and say the only way to make up for it is for Luz to pay with her life.
  Luz: GAAAH! Why does it always end with me dying!?
• Luz being annoyed that everyone in the Owl House knows that she caused the ghost infestation, including all their animated belongings.
  Luz: Does everyone in this house know about the abomination track?
  Demon objects in her room: Do you want us to answer?
  Luz: (mutters) Why do I keep forgetting that the walls here literally have eyes and ears?
  • This also gives us this conversation:
  Luz: A Clawthorne never backs down from anything they put their mind to!
  Mini-Fridge: Except if it costs them a friendship, just like what caused the fallout between you and your best friend Willow.
  King: See, I couldn't have said it better myself.
  Luz: (pinching her nose) Okay, maybe the talking mini-fridge does have a point.
  • Soon after, Eda comes into the room to hide from Yi Yi after he spawned two more siblings, only for them to burst into the room and one of them burps fire everywhere causing everyone to scream.
• Spellpool. 'Nuff said.

Chapter 13: The Talk

• Luz feeling tortured by Eda explaining sex to her.
  • When she tries to leave, Hooty tells her he's enchanted to put the house on lockdown once he hears the "S" word.
  • During her explanation, Eda reveals she went through Luz's maginet history and knows she's been visiting mature sites. Eda proceeds to show her a few pictures from the sites she printed out, and Luz mentally begs to be killed from the embarrassment.
  • Eda gives off Too Much Information about her first time doing it, and Luz (who just finished throwing up) demands this to end. Eda shushes her saying she hasn't gotten to her honeymoon in "Las Vee-gas" with her ex-husband. Luz screams at the top of her lungs, but Eda ignores her and continues.
  • Eventually, things move on to what to expect from arguments and confessions; by then, Luz has calmed down and become more invested in the talk.

Chapter 14: Swap or Not

• Viney hijacking the confession to Principal Bump:
  Viney:'WE DID IT! WE'RE THE ONES THAT CAUSED THE ABOMINATION TRACK GHOST INFESTATION! We threw a ghost ball into one of the cauldrons and I think the ball may have been expired or something because WE DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO GET OUT OF HAND! WE'RE GOOD WITCHES, SIR. PLEASE DON'T SEND US TO BE EATEN BY THE SCHOOL MASCOT!
• Professor Blanc has taken to panhandling students outside the school. Principal Bump tells him he can just teach another track, but Blanc runs off saying he doesn't get paid enough to teach the urchins he's pestering for spare change.
  • Annoyed by this, Principal Bump mutters that he remembers when using cannibalism to discipline teachers was still socially acceptable. Luz and Viney simply look at each other and blink in response to this.

Chapter 15: Friendship Dynamics

Chapter 16: Mischief Gathering

Chapter 17: Raising Human

Chapter 18: Reunion

• The first time we see Wendy and Soos, the latter is asking her about the possibility that they have counterparts in parallel universes.
  Soos: Say Wendy, do you ever get the feeling that we exist simultaneously in multiple parallel universes, completely unaware of the others' existence?
  Wendy: Have you been licking yourself again, Soos?
• Gus mistaking Wendy for the owner of a restaurant.

Chapter 19: Summerween Fright

Chapter 20: Blighted by the Light

• While Mabel, Candy, and Grenda are searching for Luz, they ask Blubs and Durland for help. Their response to finding out that Luz is in the mall and upset? Tell all the customers that Luz Clawthorne is "loose", causing them to panic.
  Candy: Luz is even more feared than we realized.
• While giving Mabel a "Reason You Suck" Speech, Luz points out that summer is too hot to wear sweaters and asks how she isn't swimming in her own sweat.

Chapters 21- 30

Chapter 21: Exams to Survive

Chapter 22: Changes

Chapter 23: Doctor's Visits and Party Incidents

• Luz practices asking Amity out with Hooty sporting a green wig. He gets too into it and rejects her, leading to Brucy hitting him in Luz's defense for not rejecting her properly.
  Luz: (pulls Brucy away) Okay, okay, enough Brucy! As for you, Hooty, you're no help at all.
  Hooty: I'm just saying as it is, girlfriend!
  Luz: (monotone) ...Please don't do that again or I'll commit arson.
  Hooty: Geez, so overdramatic.
  • What's more, this scene may have been a reference to Despicable Me 2, but the concept may have taken inspiration from this comic that was also based off of it.
• Luz heads straight for her room when she sees a scale popping out of her arm before Eda walks in from the Human Realm. Hearing Luz slam her door, Eda checks on her and when Luz says nothing's wrong, Eda questions what she's doing. Whatever she was about to guess may have been cut off by Luz running out, but the implications are there.
• Cat makes it very clear she can't forget her time in the Shadow Realm and is trying really hard to.
• Apparently, Edric and Emira tricked Cat into thinking she got turned into a mouse once. They may have enjoyed that prank, but it's probably why she didn't invite them.

Chapter 24: Human Date

Chapter 25: Good from the Bad

Chapter 26: Back to Hexside

Chapter 27: Maternal Aspiration

• The second Luz and Amity officially hook up, everyone in the living room shouts "Finally!", as King and Willow tell them they weren't hiding it well, causing the two to blush in embarrassment.

Chapter 28 Regretful Decisions

• Knowing their baby sister hooked up with Luz, Edric and Emira tease the girls by hinting at something that happened between them that they saw the previous night. King declares he doesn't wanna know what it is, and the girls simultaneously say it's not whatever he's thinking.
• Luz refuses to risk the possibility of Gus and Cat becoming a thing, so she cooks up a plan to set Cat up with Hunter. It fails since Hunter claims to be seeing someone and Cat's not into gapped teeth.

Chapter 29: I'm Fine Memories

• Before Hunter goes home, he wishes Luz good luck with her "mint-haired girlfriend". Luz goes wide-eyed and questions how he figured it out, and he simply says she was too obvious.
  • Even better, Skara (who just learned Luz and Amity are an item in the last chapter) is standing close by and Luz doesn't even comment on her having heard that.

Chapter 30: Understanding Amity

• Once Luz and Willow figure out how to fix Amity's memories, Luz declares nothing will stop them from repairing them all. She proceeds to open another one, immediately closes it sporting a furious blush, and decides the "Inner Amity" should handle the more personal memories.
• After stealing the bell, Inner Amity shushes Luz while placing her finger over her lips, which Luz finds sinister yet attractive.
  Willow: You have issues, Luz.

Chapters 31- 40

Chapter 31: Have A Little Hex With My Friends

• Luz mistakes a spider for party food, which Willow corrects her on; Luz still finds the spider delicious.
• Among the people the MFC have unmasked is Shmebulock, much to Luz's confusion as she wonders how he even got to the Boiling Isles.
• After watching Skara ask Willow to Grom, Bo (sporting a smirk) asks Amelia and Cat if they picked up on what she did and they agree that the bard's crushing hard. Skara's response? To bury her reddened face into her hands and tell them to shut up.

Chapter 32: Grom: The Musical (Part 1)

• After learning about Grometheus, Luz becomes overconfident that she'll beat him no problem despite Amity's warnings.

Chapter 33: Grom: The Musical (Part 2)

• King being annoyed by Luz and Amity flirting with each other.
• The reveal that Hunter is Edric's boyfriend means that Luz's plan to set Cat up with him never would've worked due to Incompatible Orientation.
• To pay Nicole back for nominating Luz for Grom Queen, Eda and King graffiti the words "The Heiny House" on the Hieron residence.

Chapter 34: Domino Effect

Chapter 35: To Serve

• Nicole pitching a plan that involves using a potion to turn Luz into a bug, then put her in a box, and put that box inside a another box, ship it across the Isles for days until it arrives at her doorstep, and smash it with a hammer. Athena calls it overly complicated.

Chapter 36: Everything's Gone Wrong

• Luz texts Willow asking if she can spend the night at her house and if she can enter through her bedroom window (on the second floor). Willow asks her father, Sully, if it's okay and he tells her to just leave a sleeping bag out. Then we get this small scene with her fathers.
  Gilbert: Why doesn't Luz ever use the door like other kids?
  Sully: She's Eda's kid, that's why.
• After finding out that King knew Eda's curse is getting worse, Luz asks if everyone knew, which her mom replies just King. Luz then wonders if Hooty knew, who absentmindedly proclaims that he has a short attention span.
• The fact that Professor Snope slept through the whole morning and thus, not even noticing neither of his two students aren't even in school.

Chapter 37: The Forest of Fear

• Before the Amity illusion, Luz just shrugs off every illusion she comes across, even walking through them like they were nothing.
• Luz calls the titular forest an asshole. The Inner Demon then tells her that's a different part of the Boiling Isles and that she doesn't want to know what the Titan's asshole looks like.

Chapter 38: The Reveal

• Belos' reaction to finding out that Luz threw the portal key into a lake in the Forest of Fear.

Chapter 39: Understanding Lilith

Chapter 40: The Rescue

• As the Clawthornes and Amity escape, King pukes on Nicole, which is recorded by the crowd.

One-shots

Krampmus Shenanigans

Somhaim Tales of the Boiling Isles

Book 2: Two Worlds, One Family

Prologue

Chapters 41- 50

Chapter 41: Recovering

• The camera demon calls Nicole "the barf lady from Penstagram" while Felicity Fox interviews her.

Chapter 42: Family Group Therapy

• Gus mentions that he was going to learn how to survive a deranged rich tycoon who hunts people for sport in gym class. Mattholomule admits he still doesn't think that's a realistic scenario.
• Before the group therapy session begins, King snarks that he thought it was an intervention for Eda's apple blood problem receiving a glare from the witch in question.

Chapter 43 Unemployment Filing

• Hades paying Luz one coin for catching Spot and her calling him a cheapskate when she complains that he didn't even give her a snail but a token.

Chapter 44: Blindsided

• Due to her resurrection, Lilith now gets electrocuted whenever she uses electrical appliances as seen when she tries to use a pencil sharpener.
• While making their "welcome back" sign for Luz and Amity, Jerbo mentions he and Viney had to keep stopping Barcus from eating their paint because it "smelled delicious" to him.
• When Eda arrives at the Park's and enters through the kitchen window, Luz tells her There Was a Door, to which Willow mentally snarks that Luz never uses the door, either.

Chapter 45: Stranger Danger

Chapter 46: Escape

• The potion Scabrina gave to Skara to fake being sick with was supposed to get her out of swimming lessons. The potion somehow makes a person very cold and their head hot enough that their hair's on fire.
• Luz is shocked by the statues talking, yet she has enchanted objects all over her house.
• The prize Luz, Amity, Cat, and Ameila were after turns out to be chocolate. Luz does complain a bit, but otherwise accepts it.
• As Luz explains to Cat why she never cuts her hair, an eyeball-spider crawls out of it.
• The reason Skara realizes she's talking to an impostor is because it doesn't smell like alcohol.
• The chapter ends with Luz confused that there are little people controlling the mini golf course in Gravity Falls.

Chapter 47: The Book of King

• To keep King preoccupied so she can keep teaching Eda and Lilith, Luz gives him to Amity, telling her to "take care of the baby" to King's indignation. Amity agrees to it, calling King a kid, to which he remarks that he's older than her before she takes him away suggesting he take a nap.
• After the song, Lilith says King's going to be the reason everyone going to his original home dies and Hooty says he'll make sure King isn't invited to her funeral if they do. She attempts to question this since they'd both be dead but since it's Hooty, she drops it.

Chapter 48: I Was a Teenage Adult Witch

• In her only scene in the chapter, Dolly is shown shaking her doll asking her master to respond seemingly unaware he's doing his own thing. It's not much but it's refreshing to see her not being a Smug Snake for once.
• Teen Eda using baby King as an Improvised Weapon, and Adult Luz briefly getting distracted by how adorable he looks.
  A. Luz: Aw, so that's what he looks like- I mean, calm down!
• Hooty calling it "business as usual" when he sees Luz and Amity as adults and King as a baby.

Chapter 49: Grandmother Knows Best

• The fact that Luz had a Goth phase when she was 12. Admit it, the mere thought of this is enough to get a few chuckles out of you.

Chapter 50: Breaking Ties

• Lilith plays into the usual "older sibling teases younger sibling about their crush" routine by letting everyone know Eda's meeting with Raine, embarrassing her.
  • Even better, Gwendolyn (who supports them) believes Eda's gonna propose to Raine, causing the already flustered Eda to correct her.
• King becoming increasingly annoyed with the abomi-goblins.
• With how aggressive the argument between Amity and Odalia got and what happens afterwards, it's easy to miss that one afterthought that came because of it: Odalia was so busy trying to convince Amity to forget about the Clawthornes, she never once made a comment or even noticed Amity re-dyed her hair to a different color!

Chapters 51- 60

Chapter 51: A Surprising Visitor

• When Camila learns that Luz and Amity are sleeping in the same bed, she proceeds to give the former The Talk, only to be stopped as she doesn't want to go through it again.

Chapter 52: No Dancing Around

• When Amity tells Lilith she wants to become a wild witch, she lets out a Big "WHAT?!" that causes them to nearly crash.
• During Luz and Gus' argument, Mattholomule becomes amazed by Luz's strength in her cambion state... after watching her repeatedly punch a tree hard enough that it eventually falls down.
• As Amity talks about getting to see all of Earth and travel between realms with Luz, Eda point blank says Amity's pretty much looking forward to marrying Luz one day, leaving the poor girl a blushing mess.
• The Keeper of the Looking Glass Ruins (who went to take a nap for a few hours) finds the aforementioned ruins in shambles, and begins ranting about it. Luz, Amity and Gus only watch him having a scene confused.

Chapter 53: Whatever Happened to Anu Bist?

• How does Luz get back at Felicia for outing Amity as a nameless witch? By taping her to the ceiling.

Chapter 54: Socket to Me

• Apparently, one of Luz and Amity's pre-breakup dates led to them escaping a demon cyclops that can create blood rain. Seriously, how did that even happen?!
• Since the performance at the Socket has a dress code, Luz and Amity are given formal outfits. It isn't until they arrive and Luz gets a good look at them that she realizes Amber gave them a black suit and a white dress, so they look like newlyweds. Amity doesn't catch on (despite noticing Luz's flustered blush) and Luz leads her to their private box so they don't attract any unwanted attention. Raine later brings it up while Amity's off getting drinks.
  Raine: You two look cute together. Like a married-
  Luz: (interrupting) Hey, it was Amber's idea to give us these outfits!
• Luz and Amity decide to go on the Trauma Train, and they end up regretting it.

Chapter 55: Deserve Nothing

• The entirety of Luz and Cat's conversation is this the moment Cat receives her mouse palisman.
  Luz: Huh, I would've thought you'd have a cat palisman.
  Cat: Why'd you think that?
  Luz: You know, because your name…?
  Cat: Have you ever heard me actually talking about cats? Like, even once?
  Luz: (realizes she was stereotyping) Uh, no. But wait, then why are you named Cat?"
  Cat: (shrugs) Because my brother was named Dog.
  (Luz is left more confused.)
• Eve asks for a palisman who can help her avoid all the danger she seems to always get in. Whoever bonds with her will have their work cut out for them.
• When Amity arrives in Latissa, she goes to Dr. Bride hoping she'll help her save Luz only to find her clinic closed and a sign that reads "Gone Fishing". When Amity asks why anyone would fish in the middle of the night, we see the doc fighting a flounder demon.
• While heartbreaking, it's still funny that Amity stopped Luz from hurting Hunter...so she can slap and punch him herself.

Chapter 56: Going Through Changes

• King and Lilith can only shrug when Camila asks if any of them told Ms. Traveler about her. Heck, the fact Julia greeted Camila so casually gets points.
• To cheer Luz up and keep Camila busy, Eda invites Camila to help her make pixie pies for Luz. Camila's very disturbed from seeing how the pies are made by pounding begging pixies to death with a mallet.
• Luz questions Shmebulock about how he ended up in the Boiling Isles, but because all he can say is his name, she gets frustrated and scares him off.
• Sprig's reaction to getting stuck on the Boiling Isles with Anne and Marcy after seeing the portal to Amphibia has closed? "Well, that can't be good."

Chapter 57: No Big Deal

• When Anne and Hop Pop first meet, they scream back and forth thinking they're gonna eat each other. When they stop and clear the air, Hop Pop casually waves her off, intent on leaving her alone in the woods in the pouring rain.
• As a Brick Joke, Camila watches as Luz, Amity, Anne and Marcy dig into the pixie pies she and Eda made like "hyenas tearing into zebra flesh."
• Sprig puts a sizeable dent in Eda's pride when he bluntly says he thought she was Lilith's older sister because of her appearance.
• Marcy's natural curiosity results in her being completely unfazed from seeing the strange wildlife of the Boiling Isles. Namely, she's amazed by a flying eyeball being eaten by a cat with a candlestick on its head.
• To the shock of the Mystery Shack group, Old Man McGucket's revealed to be Mildred Featherwhyle, the author of the Good Witch Azura. Soos calls it a heck of a plot twist while Candy notes Luz and Amity would be stunned if they learn this.
  • McGucket confesses the royalty fees are what finance his inventions. Dipper/Mason says it explains a lot.
  • When Pacifica questions why McGucket doesn't sell his inventions instead, he asks if she'd prefer highly dangerous death machines being more accessible to people than young reader fantasy novels. She concedes to his point.
• Like Jack Skellington, Marcy runs into a pole after finishing her song.
• Anne and Sprig get into another argument about the time Anne saw the Moss Man and recruited One-Eyed Wally to help her get proof all because Anne saw a statue of the Moss Man originating from the Boiling Isles.
• Eda's extra trips to the human realm means she's learned possums aren't a myth, and she's been trying to prove their existence to the rest of the Isles with little success.
• Luz is not pleased when she sees the poorly designed, cross-eyed statue of her cambion form in the Museum of Supernatural History's new human exhibit. She swears she'll show the sculptor eternal damnation for this, unaware of Tibbles holding sculpting tools and walking off in the background.
• Amusingly, Emira skips out on the sleepover because she doesn't want Viney to see her zits. Her only scene shows her frantically spreading zit scream on her face.
• The Noodle Incident about Marcy failing to use a hoe properly greatly embarrasses her, to Anne's amusement.
• The pirates take Steve's coven mirror so he can't call for help... and his shirt for some reason.
• Belos expressing confusion about Steve's description of Lilith's human friends with glowing hair.

Chapter 58: The Ballad of Eda (Part 1)

Chapter 59: The Ballad of Eda (Part 2)

Chapter 60: Prelude to War (Part 1)

• A part of Luz's grounding is that she's forbidden from seeing Amity, but when she points out that they live in the same house, Eda decides to have them sleep in separate rooms and continuously thwarts her efforts to talk to Amity.
• Apparently, Luz doesn't remember Horace, much to his shock.
• Witch Rick sent Luz a prerecorded message telling her that Belos is planning to make her into a weapon, and as she processes this, Witch Rick reveals to her that the message is rigged to explode. This results in her crushing the recorder, placing a fire glyph on it, and throwing it into a trash can, where it incinerates.

Chapters 61- 70

Chapter 61: Prelude to War (Part 2)

• When Luz informs Eda that she knows about Belos' plans for her, her adoptive mother reacts with a Spit Take.

Chapter 62: Prelude to War (Part 3)

• Dusty takes Beast Bonding too lightly, as the scene shifts away when he screams while a spider bares its fangs at him.
• The beast Luz has to bond with ends up being the easiest: a flapping red carp fish with horns.
  Luz: I think mine's brain dead.
• Since Camila doesn't know anything about demons, she asks Jane about Prof. Redback's purpose, thinking he's an ordinary gorilla. The professor pouts appalled and Jane explains their relationship: after Camila apologizes, Eda casually says someone had to make that mistake eventually.
• When Skara asks Luz for romantic advice, she tells her that if she and Willow come across the Trauma Train, they should burn it down.

Chapter 63: The Glandus War: The Invasion

• Graye once thought that Luz was a child that Eda and Raine had in secret, despite the fact that Luz is a human.
• The fact that Lilith doesn't remember Craig, much to his annoyance.
• Once again, Professor Snope sleeps through the drama going on around him and he gets captured as a result.

Chapter 64: The Glandus War: Turning Point

• After meeting Asi, Luz at first assumes that he's Ms. Torigore's neighbor.

Chapter 65: The Glandus War: Masks Off

• After all it took to bring Grease down, it takes Kadabe knocking him out with a bowling ball to do the trick.

Chapter 66: The Glandus War: What is it Good For?

• Before being sent to go after Luz and Amity, Meteora was in the middle of teaching a class of Fae, who are still there in the present, not that they mind.
• Luz sticking her tongue out at her is enough to send Emily off the edge and crazily declare vengeance while she's being arrested.
• Stella's been using her middle name instead of her real name, "Glinda"; Word of God says it's because it's sounds old.
• Ms. Traveler requests Kitsuni to ask Mai if she's interested in attending Hexside, which she agrees to, then says "wait, what?".
• When Luz negotiates with Maya about sleeping arrangements, Maya says she won't bug her and Amity, but the fact that she calls them sharing a bed "lustful deeds" leaves the girls feeling embarrassed.

Chapter 67: After the War

• Luz, completely done with conflict after the war, tells Faust of all people to fuck off when he calls them, thinking he's another enemy declaring revenge on her family. Eda and Lilith are understandably terrified by this.
  • After hearing that Faust is now acting principal while Bump recovers, Luz lets Maya take control of her body to freak out over the fact that she may have screwed herself as a result of this.
  Luz: (panicking in her mindscape) FUCK, FUCK, FUUUCK! I am in deep shit right now!
• Luz and friends decide to celebrate the formation of their anti-Belos club by partying at Geist's and putting their orders on Edric an Emira's tab, much to the twins' surprise.
  Ed and Em: Wait, our tab?
• Elliot's first choice that he made on his own without somebody telling him what to do... is to eat death pepper laced griffin wings.
• As Emira and Viney are about to kiss, Hooty devours the latter and leaves. Em opens her eyes and notices that her girlfriend disappeared, not seeing everybody else's shocked expressions.
  • Luz, Willow and Gus see the whole thing, and Luz tells the others to ignore it because it's safer if they don't get involved in that plotline.

Chapter 68: Understanding Odalia

• Willie the Giant sued Scrooge for theft, and won.

Chapter 69: That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles

• After asking Skara for a moment alone, Willow tells Nina as dark and sweetly as she can that she better behave or she'll deal with her over Faust and the Emperor's Coven. Nina, who had been skeptical of Willow because of Emily, is genuinely terrified of her.
• Luz and Nina get in each other's faces when they see each other in Beast Keeping class, only for Jane to stop them. When Nina leaves with everyone for an outdoor period, Luz voices annoyance that Nina's muscling in on her title as Hexside's toughest girl, which causes Skara and Viney to exchange looks.

Chapter 70: Tragedy at Eclipse Lake

• It turns out that Kikimora has been trying to get her old job back, by spying on the Clawthornes, with little success.
  • Kiki tries to plant another rusty smidge, but Hooty gets in the way, thinking that she has a food offering.
  • She pretends to be a house inspector to get inside the Owl House, only to get punched upward by an abomi-fist from Amity.
  • She hides herself in a present, King and Hooty impale it with pins, and then proceed to saw it in half.

Chapters 71- 80

Chapter 71: The Hunting Witch

• When Dell first tries to meet his granddaughter, Eda pretends that there are coven scouts nearby so they can bail, much to 8-year-old Luz's confusion.

Chapter 72: Escape from Gatesfield

• Willow is genuinely intimidated by Jacob Hopkins at first until he says he'll stop her "martian plans", which makes her give him a confused look.
• What's Dana and Rudo's plan to get Masha out of jail? Dress up as her parents and bail her out themselves, with Dana being the dad while Rudo's the mom. The following conversation, Rudo just agrees with Dana's logic on why they're doing it that way.
  Rudo: Why do I have to be the mom?
  Dana: Because you have the hair for it.
  Rudo: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
  • When Gus G. questions what the two are doing, Dana says nothing while Rudo performs a Suspiciously Specific Denial which earns him a hit on the arm. Gus continues on his way confused and Rudo believes he doesn't suspect a thing.
  • When the two enact their plan, Officer Barns completely falls for their disguises (Dana's isn't even good, she just has a pipe and fake moustache) while Andrews tears them off just as Masha's parents actually arrive, which gets them put in Masha's cell.
    Masha: Guys, what's with the getup?
    Rudo: Trying to save you from prison food.
    Andrews: (deadpan sigh) They don't pay me enough for this.
• Amity does a Spit Take the moment Luz appears in the reflection of the river she's drinking from.

Chapter 73: Viva Last Vegans!

• The chapter's title starts it off, on account of Gus' continuing mispronunciation of Las Vegas.

Chapter 74: Hexing Out for a Hero

• Skara walks in on Nina taking a tongue bath, getting disgusted as Nina tells her to get out of her room.
• When Nina questions why Luz and Skara met in secret, Luz pulls a Your Mom insult on the werecat, and poor Skara's stuck in the middle as the two glare at each other. Edric and Viney both comment on the inevitable bloodshed that will occur between the two girls.
• Donna has Beocrow put on a hammy presentation with her when recruiting Luz into LOWTH. Luz turns them down both because she isn't interested in being a hero (seeing herself as an Anti-Hero) and she thinks Donna is dressed like a showgirl.
  Donna: (gasps) S-Showgirl? This is a superhero costume! Well okay, it's made from my gymnast leotard, but it's practical!
  Luz: I mean, if you like to go around with no pants on, that's your business.
  Donna: (feeling personally attacked) You... you don't have to say it like that...

Chapter 75: Amity in Echo Creek

• Marco has a lot of Butt-Monkey moments in this chapter.
  • He gets an undignified introduction when Janna pops in on him after showering while he's wearing nothing but a towel.
  • When he vents about Jeremy to Amity and says they're rivals, Amity points out how Jeremy's Just a Kid and that it's sad if Marco's jealous of him and not the other way around. It doesn't help that Janna and Jackie razz him about it to embarrass him further.
  • After Jackie take Amity to meet Brigid, he attempts to strike up a conversation with Janna only for her to immediately knock him out by saying "chicken butt".
  • He also doesn't hear Ghost snark back about his intellect since he can't understand her.
• It's both funny and adorable how Amity's completely drawn in by anything she learns about humans, whether it be Gustav's incorrect facts about Scandanavia or the incredibly boring Mud Pits, coming up with several theories about why they're popular and finding it fascinating even after Janna says it's "just a pit full of mud".
• Gustav is shown being blackmailed by Janna for the Diazes' measurements in exchange for keeping his Fauxreigner secret. When he asks why she wants them, she says not to asks questions he doesn't want answers to, which makes him gulp.
• Brittney tries to take Ghost for herself and since she can't understand her, Ghost insults her. She also fails to pronounce "Ghost" properly, which Marco lampshades.

Chapter 76: A Coven Day Disaster

• When Nina offers Amelia a chance to stab her with a knife, Skara throws it out a window, accidentally killing a squirrel. Nina commends her for her accuracy.
• The "Rabbit Incident". Nobody explains it, but it left all the scouts extremely paranoid of Luz and on high alert for whatever pranks she has in store for this year's Coven Day Parade. Hell, even Eda is unnerved by it, and she was proud of Luz for pulling it off!
• Luz places an ice glyph on the ground within Emily's path before walking away from her, causing Emily to get encased in ice when she steps on it.

Chapter 77: Leaving Echo Creek

• Marco finds it weird that Amity wants to watch an Azura movie since it's for children, only to shut up when Janna nearly outs him as a "Space Unicorn" fan in front of Jackie.
  • Mr. X seems to share his sentiment, as he describes Good Witch Azura III as a re-release for babies.

Chapter 78: Let's Dip Into the Time Pool Again!

• Napoli's Establishing Character Moment is to play a demo of his music.
• Instead of being jealous, Raine finds Eda sleeping with Sandra amusing.

Chapter 79: The Long, the Witch, and the Ninja

• Rudo asks for a Deep Dish pizza to eat despite the fact that the group is in NYC and he could've had New York style. Even after Masha tells him deep dish is basically lasanga, he eats it anyway.
• Nora and the Gatesfield teens are extremely put off by how Giselle randomly starts singing and end up going along with it after seeing Willow join in. Violet sees them passing by and calls Rose to tell her about them.
• To Randy's dismay, the Ninja is only well known in Norrisville, Oklahoma, so the Gatesfield teens never even heard of him.
• Jake tries to destroy the second winged creature the same way he finished off the previous one, only for it to grab Randy's sword and shatter it, Jake's response is to say "Aww, man!"
• Rotwood's cameo, where he tries to get a picture of the dragons, only to miss them while he was getting out his camera.
• In 1986, the Huntmaster interrogate Jonathan about what he knows about the dragons, but he only asks him to tell him everything.
  Jonathan: A-alright, I'll tell you! In the tenth grade, I filled my teacher's trunk with the three-bean salad! In the seventh grade, I drove our lawnmower over my sister's inflatable pool and blamed it on the rats! In sixth grade, I took the money I made for the less fortunate and spent it at the arcade!
• Willow telling Clara about Luz, and when she gets to part about Camila's resurrection.
  Clara: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAMILA WAS BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD?!

Chapter 80: Understanding Hunter

• Lilith comes across a memory Hunter has of when he, Luz, Gus, and Willow tested out a homemade roller coaster that Luz built. Hunter panics while the others happily cheer as they begin, and Lilith winces as an Offscreen Crash takes place.
• The moment Inner Hunter dresses as Captain Coven, the Inner Demon gets annoyed that another inner self has dressed up as their favorite literary character.
• As Hunter notices his new prosthetic arm, he freaks out, Dr. Bride then nonchalantly asks if he likes it, saying that mechanical arms are all the rage these days.

Chapters 81- 90

Chapter 81: Back to the Falls

• When introduced to the real Mildred Featherwhyle, AKA Old Man McGucket, Amity falls silent. Everybody assumes she's horrified that her idol is an old man, but then she suddenly turns full Fangirl, happy to bombard him with questions about the series.
  • Even better, the Pines twins had bet to see how she'd handle the news. Since Mabel won, Dipper has to wear the "loser" shirt and perform the "Dipper was wrong" dance.
• Amity takes learning she can fly so casually. Mabel's response is much more appropriate: "Owhaaat!?"
• Aphrodite goes into Fangirl mode upon meeting Amity, calling her and Luz a cute couple and mentioning how all the gods ship them and that there's several fanfics and AU's about them. Mabel is amazed that the gods can be huge nerds while Dipper's keeping watch for anybody who might see Aphrodite.
  Dipper: I really hope nobody notices any of this...
• Prior to a re-edit when comforting Mabel about her crush on Pacifica, Dipper lists everything he considers weirder than that. He thinks Amity having a Living Shadow is so odd, he lists it twice.

Chapter 82: Shaping Up or Nothing

• How Luz and Mattholomule get out of Detention is something that we do NOT want to know.

Chapter 83: How to Save a Life

• After expelling Horace, Faust wonders why he doesn't have a last name.
• Luz names her and Boscha's Combination Attack on Demon-Puck as "Bursting Fist Inferno", which the triclops then questions.
  Boscha: Is that... what you're calling it?
  Luz: For now.

Chapter 84: Northwest Party Crashers

• Dipper becomes jealous of Marius von Fundshauser over Candy, and doesn't know why.
• Vee repeatedly being seen gorging herself at the buffet. When Archibald Corduroy turns everyone into wood, she's shown carring as much food as she can.
• To save Amity from Duchess Aurore, Mabel knocks her out while she's monologuing. She then sees what she used to do the deed:
  Mabel: When did the Northwests win an Annie?

Chapter 85: Fallen Angel

• The cameos of Randall, Wander, and Sylvia.
  • Randall turned invisible to make it look like he escaped; the agent wasn't fooled.
  • While Sylvia views the captured heroes as new cellmates, Wander sees them as new neighbors.
• When Powers tries to show the human prisoners the footage of Stan stealing government waste, he accidentally pulls up footage of Mabel, Gus and Soos singing along to "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees, making everyone look at the female Pines twin.
  Mabel: What? We were listening to the radio. (laughs nervously)
• Six years later, and Jake still doesn't know the lesson his encounter with Vicki Fickling was supposed to teach him.

Chapter 86: Closing the Gates

• The Gremlins movie was so offensive, that actual gremlins get angry at the mere mention of it.
• Fu Dog once dated Darlene, the man-eating spider who works at Mystery Mountain. They met on a dating app and Fu admits things could've gone worse after they stopped seeing each other.
• When Fu states Gravity Falls is in its own weirdness bubble, Gus G. quips that it's like Los Angeles, only for Fu to say he has no idea who or what really runs that place, baffling everybody.
  Nora: Do we even want to know? (Fu just shrugs.)
• After Willow, Jake, Randy, and Fu Dog get caught by Fazio, the animal guardian comments about Jake getting rusty about keeping his identity a secret, before realizing he just talked in front of the magician.
  Fu Dog: Uh I mean, woof.
• Lilith meets Ford for the first time in 20 years. Since he knocked her out with a sleep potion before leaving the Demon Realm, her response is appropriate: punching him dead center in the face.
  Lilith: (sporting an ice-cold Death Glare) I've been waiting for years to do that!
  Eda: (as shocked as everyone else) Dang, I've never seen your aunt this angry.
• The very second Clara gets confirmation that her mother's not a witch hunter, she breaks out of Abigail's embrace just to rub it in Gus G's face by shouting "I told you so!". Abigail clearing her throat as a light way to scold her daughter before introducing her to Camila tops it off.
• Once everyone is home with Acorn and Star in tow, Hooty mistakes the pixie for a bug, and tries to eat her.

Chapter 87: A Tale of Two Palismen

• Continuing from the previous chapter, Hooty regurgitates Acorn in an owl pellet after successfully eating her.
• After Lilith brings Hunter and Flapjack to the Owl House, everyone becomes on edge at seeing their untrustworthy ex-friend. King suggests they tie him up and beat him with clubs, and Hunter panics before Lilith defuses the situation.
• When Philip meets Eclipsa, Star interrupts the Whole Episode Flashback with a Big "WHAT?!"

Chapter 88: The Return of the Witches

• As part of the Frame-Up plan, Amity, Willow, Gus, and Eve agree to let Hooty barf a mountain of dirt on them to give them disheveled appearances. Acorn watches and questions why she came outside to see that.
• Star finds Eda's weapon stash, resulting in the cursed witch trying to keep the weapons away from her.

Chapter 89: An Obligatory Beach Day!

• Luz warns Amity about Kay biting through the spoon when the latter's feeding her but to Luz's complete shock, Kay gently eats her food without doing the aforementioned act.
• King sung his new demon squirrel friend Maurice to sleep the previous night. When Eda wishes she could've seen that, Luz gives her her scroll which has a video of the moment mentioned, much to King's shock.
• After what Amity told her about Marco, Luz refers to him as "the boy who picks on little kids" when they meet, much to his annoyance.

Chapter 90: The Steve Chapter

• Steve isn't sure if he should be flattered or insulted when Sunny says she requested him as an escort because he's the least intimidating scout she knew.
• Seeing Ghost return to the Owl House causes Acorn to realize she's at risk of becoming a snack for her again.

Chapters 91- 100

Chapter 91: Fairly God-Witches

• Star explains Stump Day to the Owl family. Cue awkward silence broken by Camila asking if there's a dress code for Titan service.
• Luz makes her grand entrance to the Gatesfieldians at the Gravity Malls by sliding down the escalator in a punk outfit as "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC plays on the mall's music system. When Rudo asks if she planned that, Luz confesses that it was just good timing.
• Luz begins calling Gus Gordon "Double G" to avoid future confusion with witch Gus and proceeds to explain how she came up with it until he stops her.
• Edric says that Ghost looks like Amity when he meets her. The narrative proceeds to say Amity does indeed look cat-like as she questions what her brother means by that.
• Blazer and Ghost act aggressive towards each other, like dogs and cats (which they are). While Amity, Edric, and Emira question what got into Blazer, Ghost wonders why she acted that way.
• Luz explains how infamous she is in Gravity Falls to the Gatesfield group as they pass the barrel factory, which has a "No Luz Allowed" sign.
  Masha: I kinda see that.
• During the FCLORP session, Blubs delivers this gem after Star gets too aggressive with the adults.
  Blubs: You play a little rough, kid. I think you mangled Toby's face.
  Toby: [glares] ...This is how I look, Blubs.
• While Amity talks with Nina, Skara takes Ghost so she can have a photo session with her. A bit later, Skara asks Amity for assistance as Ghost got spooked and was clawing into her back.

Chapter 92: The Gold Hexperience

• Adrian Graye uses a Stealth Insult to compliment Emily for "being able to do exactly as she's told". While Cross sees through it, it goes right over Emily's head and she stares at Graye with a blank expression.
• In Raine and Star's only scene, Raine is shown teaching Star the geography of the Boiling Isles. Then Star just had to ask one question: "Is there anything between the Titan's legs?"
• Acorn expresses bewilderment that the lockers, school bells, and water fountains at Hexside are alive.
• Danny praises the Golden Guard (Emily) for saving his classmates at Tibilas Bay, even reminding everyone in the auditorium. While several people share that praise, somebody shouts "You weren't there, Dilburn!"
• Beocrow completely turns Emily off of recruiting him for the Emperor's Coven by giving her his full name.
• Even though Hunter uses a concealment stone at Hexside, all of his former friends know who he is because Flapjack keeps perching on his head.

Chapter 93: Nina on the Couch

• Among the tests Sonya put Nina through, it was swimming, something that the werecat struggled with.
• Nina catches Luz and Amity making out twice during school, much to her annoyance.

Chapter 94: A Very Special Donna

• Donna asks Beocrow for advice on how to handle Nina's crush on her, he suggests making out with her, causing Donna to say that he's no help.
• Donna gets annoyed when Luz keeps bringing up her using a leotard for her superhero costume, and it turns out that many fans of LOWTH have the same idea given the use of the Fan Nickname "Burlesque Savior". When Donna expresses this annoyance during her interview with Felicia, the fox questions if she ever thought of wearing a skirt: Donna deflates and says "no comment".
  • What makes this more ironic is that Donna's costume doesn't even show any skin outside of the lower half of her face, the main problem people have is with her lower half (her legs are covered by tights, by the way.) This is compared to Veronica, who as Florella has a Garden Garment for a uniform, and Tyrone who goes shirtless as Minos.

Chapter 95: The Grim Goblin Strikes

• The reason Riley and Danny were absent during the Grim Goblin attacks was because the latter has stomach problems. During the Coven Day attack, the outhouse Danny was using got knocked over, so Riley had to keep him invisible to spare him the shame.
• After Lumity returns home from their bout with the Grim Goblin severely injured, Hooty announces that Luz's reckless nature has finally rubbed off on Amity.

Chapter 96: Blight vs Blight

• After Amity catches Mel taking off Edric's shirt, she asks for a bleach potion. It later turns out Mel just wanted to see a birthmark Ed claimed he had that was shaped like a cat.
  • Nina expresses relief that Amity caught her older sibling having sex (though believes it was Emira and Viney she walked in on) and reveals that she, Skara, and Barcus knew about the girls. Amity is shocked, then becomes horrified when Nina clarifies who she was talking about.
  • Soon after, Viney walks into the bar and when Amity shoots her an intense look, Geist tells the entering Emira to talk to her. Edric and Mel soon come down and Amity leaves to hurl in the back with Luz following. Nina soon connects the dots, bursts out howling in laughter (which leads to her collar shocking her) and says that she actually feels sorry for Amity.
• As it turns out, Amity got The Talk from Emira because their parents were too busy to do so, and Em just handed her adult magazines.
  Emira: (as Amity sourly looks at her) Well, at least you know your preferences...
• Even though everyone in the Owl House is saddened by the outcome of the trial, Hooty's loud, exaggerated crying lightens the mood.

Chapter 97: Those Gravity Falls Kids

• Right after Wendy steals the museum's diamond, her moment of success is ruined when she's tased by Toby Determined who's volunteering as security.
• Dipper tries to act cool around Candy and Grenda (mostly Candy) and pass off designing a dungeon for his and Ford's next DD&MD campaign as an engineering project for "cool science stuff", which he considers worse.
  • When Grenda makes a Ducktales reference, Dipper shouts "Woo-hoo!" only to cringe and whisper his regrets over saying it while next to Candy.
• Clara expresses concern over how many places Luz has been banned from when the Gatesfieldians see the banned poster at the Gravity Falls pool, while Abigail wonders if she should blame Eda for it.
• Gus G. catches Clara looking jealous over Masha complimenting Vee and when he lampshades it, Clara seethingly tells him to shut up, causing him to back away.
• Vee gives us this moment where she takes the wind out of everyone's sails:
  Vee: Let's go in [the pool] and have some fun!
  Gatesfieldians: Yeah!
  Vee: After we go over the pool rules! (Everyone groans.)
• Everyone finds the kid in solitary during a game of Marco Polo, and a shocked Nora asks if his parents know he's there.

Chapter 98: Rings of Fire

• When Emira points out that one of Mel's friends is a pirate, Eustace tells her not to judge anyone by appearance, then D-Josh mutters that he kinda is a pirate.

Chapter 99: Brawl Night Part 1

• How does Luz punish Felicia? She simply ties her upside down on a tree, and swings her around.

Chapter 100: Brawl Night Part 2

• Everything that Driva Nago says is "I must break/will crush you", so he needs a subtitle spell to communicate.

Chapters 101- 110

Chapter 101: Helluva Dad

• Before Cruella could skin Loona, Blitzo makes his entrance by literally crashing into Cruella's place.
• Zee's introduction to Lindsay. She gives Cross props for bringing a girl over, casually calls her cute, and slyly pushes her to ask him out, invoking a Crush Blush from the cyclops and her brother's anger.
  • After Cross asks Lindsay if they could talk in his room, Zee teases them by saying he's going a bit fast much to his exasperation. After Damien scolds her, he gives Cross one warning: "don't do anything Zee would". Really makes you think, huh?

Chapter 102: Witches in Wonderland

• Just as everyone considers floating down the rabbit hole, Nina just jumped down, with everyone following suit. When they get to the bottom, the werecat asks them why they didn't use their palismen.

Chapter 103: Friends in Lower Places

• Blitzo causing chaos and mayhem just to give Luz's group a hiding spot for them to put on disguises.
• Upon being given a glamour disguise that makes him look like a Hellhound, Hunter believes he's a wolf rather than a golden retriever. Loona half-heartedly goes along with it.
• Boscha doesn't even put much effort into her demon disguise since her Third Eye makes her look like one.
• When laying down the third rule for traveling through Hell (Don't fuck anyone!), Blitzo singles out Hunter, Cross, and Lindsay specifically since they're the oldest of the kids and accuses them of being hormonal teenagers. When Lindsay denies having such thoughts, Blitzo says the shy ones are the ones that people least suspect, which earns him a Dope Slap from Eda.

Chapter 104: The Girl Who Never Grew Up

• As Mel tries to get the Sword of Adam to work, the eye just blinks at her.

Chapter 105: Way Down to Mel's Town

• Once Cross, Lindsay, and Emily exit the latter's personal Hell, they spot Pain and Panic crying and applauding.
  Pain: By the gods, this is beautiful! Bravo! Bravo!
  Panic: Now this is cinema!
• Hunter asks Edric why he didn't just use his illusion magic to create clothing for himself, causing him to realize he didn't think of that.

Chapter 106: Highway to Mel

• Pain and Panic as cheerleaders.
  Pain and Panic: Yeah! Go Madstream! Go Madstream, Go!
  Mel: YOU TWO STAY OUT OF THIS!
  Pain and Panic: (unenthusiastically) Mel, Mel, she's our gal, if she can't do it- GREAT!
• As Luz's group beat Mel, the Holder Brothers have their turn by slamming pies into her face. After Mel is restrained, Eda questions where the brothers got the pies from, to which they shrug.
• The lesson Edric learns from all the shit Mel put him through? Never speed date.

Chapter 107: Resolutions

• When everyone returns, they all fall out of Jack's portal... except for Kitsuni, who simply steps out.
  • As this happens, Camila watches in completely shock as opposed to Ms. Traveler being completely unfazed.
• Hooty keeps the scouts outside the Owl House distracted by telling them stories, so they don't notice anybody sneaking away. When Clé hears Lilith and Hunter leaving, Hooty just deflects and continues on, earning a unified groan.
• After Cross leaves the Shystream residence, Uncle George and Jojo comment on finally getting to see the boy Lindsay's been talking about, much to her embarrassment.
• Edric finally notices that Hunter has a robot arm, causing Willow to note that he needs new prescriptions.
• When Cross explains himself to his family about where he's been for the last day, Zee flat-out says that she believed he just went to make out with Lindsay somewhere. His deadpan response says it all.

Chapter 108: The Errands in the Willows

• Arthur and Destiny, in the middle of blaming Odalia for Amity becoming part-Fae, are completely thrown for a loop after they hear Cluckington was just exposed as a cannibal, responding with "Wait, what!?"
• Acorn, acting paranoid and looking out the window regularly, ends up in a one-sided argument with Ghost (who doesn't say anything at all) about her worrying before flying off. Ghost shrugs it off and goes to take a nap.
• While remembering each Gatesfield teen, Amity calls Gus G. "Second Gus" and when she meets Rose soon after, they both stare at each other after seeing Willow was right about their voices being eerily similar like with Tinker Bell.
• The former Gatesfieldians shoot down the idea of one of them being pure of heart fast.
  Nora: My sorority years are not something that I'm proud of.
• Amity brings up having recently gone through Hell so casually, Clara responds with a Flat "What".
• Amity and Clara's conversation about sexual orientation gets some laughs for the Lame Pun Reaction that results from it.
  Clara: Um... do you like girls, Amity? Y'know, since you're dating Luz.
  Amity: Yeah, I have a preference for girls. I am what you would call, a "Luzbian". (Clara blinks). You know, like a play on words to Luz and my sexuality as a lesbian…
  Clara: I get it.
• As Lilith and Odalia talk and the fact that Odalia is homeless now comes up, Gwendolyn and Dell suggest she stay with them since they were eavesdropping on them, to Lilith's embarrassment.
• The fairy dust sequence is made even better since Vee takes Grenda's place in the exchange and the whole thing with the gnome cops is actually brought into question.
  Amity: What was that about?
  Vee: You Don't Want to Know.
• Staggertarious was amazed by all of things Ford showed him about the Human Realm, his favorite being humanity's finest and most brilliant music: country. Luz clearly begs to differ.
• Batters started a cult dedicated to Mel called the "Melvins", and Tinella joins it. Willow is worried about it, but the rest of the girls she's with don't think much about it because of their name.
• After learning that Acorn ran away with Amity, Queen Juniper yells it's "the worst f#¢king thing she's ever done to her". She immediately scolds herself, and Amity doesn't need to translate what the pixie said to her friends.
  Gus G: Even though we can't understand her, I can tell she swore. (Dana and Masha snicker.)
  • Amity, who realizes Acorn gets her sailor mouth from her mother, later has to deal with them repeatedly cursing as they argue upon reuniting. She declares that Luz had been a saint compared to them.
• When Luz asks Amity if she wants to get married, Abigail (who is within earshot) does a Spit Take and lets out a Big "WHAT?!"

Chapter 109: It's a Nice Day For a Witch Wedding

• Amelia, Cat, and the former troublemakers had their own bets between each other on if either Luz or Amity would propose to the other. Boscha openly questions the former two as Cat and Barcus are paid while a shocked Skara and Bo look on.
• Rose mentions that when Jake tried to propose to her, it resulted in the restaurant they were having dinner at being set on fire. Eda states that he's taken after Jonathan, which she and Rose have a laugh about.

Chapter 110: For the HECK of It

• In one of King's interviews, he questions the boss if there are employee benefits and if not, he should get some. The boss turns out to be Gibson.
  Gibson: Don't call us.
• Terra is just about to announce that nobody wins any ribbons, then Orange suddenly digs out of the ground, shouting that he lives.

Chapters 111- 120

Chapter 111: So IFWOT?

• Fan makes Danny mad by pointing out every one of his character flaws, and Luz proclaims to Willow that she's glad to be participating in the IFWOT now.
• Everyone is stunned after hearing what Luz did to Larry Coppers just for flirting with her and bragging about his "Chosen One" status at the same time.
  Willow: Luz, what did you do to that guy?
  Luz: Nothing much...well, he was trying to flirt through his bragging, and I wasn't having any of that. So I hit him, then I hit him using his glasses, ruffed him up a little, and tied him to a rocket that sent him all the way to Palm Stings. [sees everyone's shocked reactions] That was during my aggressive times...
  Nina: Geez, Luz, and I thought I was too extreme.
  Cross: ...How are you not checked in^*committed?
• As everyone watches Cross and Zee argue about the latter forcing her brother to get a girlfriend, Willow declares she's glad to be an only child, and Lambi agrees with her. Donna, not sharing the sentiment, wishes she had some siblings; Nina recommends she get a single younger sibling as they're easier to handle...unless they run off.
• Dusty and Kevin's rivalry is more played for laughs than anything. They argue so aggressively over the skeleton display either being a hippogriff or a cockatrice, they end up fighting in a Big Ball of Violence and Nina has to separate them.
  Nina: It's like dealing with my siblings.
• While performing in the Bard challenge, Luz slams a fire glyph onto her guitar for her finishing move and becomes so distracted that Willow has to warn her she set the stage on fire. As she puts it out, Grip decides to call for a break.
• During the final challenge, everyone has to partner up and one competitor has to trust their partner to knock an apple off their head. Dusty is paired with Kevin, who declares he's doomed. Cross, who's working with Willow, asks if her aim's good: Willow declares she's 90% certain she won't hit him with an arrow, which doesn't do much to put him at ease.
• Zee offers her services in helping the Hexsquad, Eda, Nina, Donna, and Cross defeat the Ex-Siders, declaring she can't let her brother have all the fun. Cross merely says "Of course..." as deadpannedly as he can.
• Once Danny gets to work on evacuating the students before the battle against the Ex-Siders begins, Fan asks "what Character Development for her brother did she miss."
• Cross, known as a serious character up until now, Screams Like a Little Girl when Professor Rashwood's dragon palisman decides to nuzzle him.
  Rashwood: (amused) Looks like Sparky's taken a liking to you.
  Cross: (nervous) You don't say. Is there any way to get Sparky off?

Chapter 112: Road to Redwood Highway

• After everyone leaves for the road trip, Soos questions Sly about the official name of his occupation; a magic musician, magician musician, or "musigician".
• How does Granny Sweetkin get paid out in the LCU? By complete accident! As she threatens Nora at needlepoint for standing up to her over insulting Dipper, Ghost pops out of the giant yarn ball and causes it to come loose and roll away. While Sweetkin chases it, everyone takes the opportunity to bail.
• Candy confesses her crush on Dipper to the girls while Dipper admits to the guys that he likes her, too. Meanwhile in Piedmont, California, Mabel jumps out of bed, sensing a disturbance.

Chapter 113: A Long Overdue Reunion

• King constantly denies that his meet-up with Laura is a date, but nobody's fooled especially since he made a reservation at a fancy restaurant he's going to take her to for dinner.
• After Rose turns her family's house into a defense fortress, her dad asks her and Violet why there's lasers in the bathroom.
• Luz and Jake go to Randy and ask about his investigation on the Exbots, the Ninja claims that his investigation hit a snag. Howard reveals he hung out with him and Randy went on a date with Theresa. Randy admits that he got distracted, and had to learn how to play accordion for Theresa after getting back from Gravity Falls.

Chapter 114: Brooken House

• The Title Sequence has its moments;
  • When Skara appears and looks at the camera, she gets knocked out by the ball she was about to catch.
  • During Andrea's intro, Nina and the Brookes are trying to keep her out of their house. Not to mention in Nina's credit shot, Andrea scares her and making her collar shock her.
  • Shenanigans include:
    • Calypso catching Nina with Donna and Lambi in a certain position and Andrea watching them.
    • Willow and Skara spending time together when Nina crashes through the ceiling holding Scabrina, leading to wide-eyed shock between all four of them.
    • Nina chasing a griffin that flew off with Skara.
    • Calypso staring down Skara and Nina after they burn down the kitchen. Skara points at Nina, who just shrugs.
    • Slasher panicking after getting stuck in a tree.
    • Scabrina apparently turning Skara into a robot.
• Tyler's Laser-Guided Amnesia labels him as a Cloudcuckoolander since he can't focus on the subjects Nina, Andrea, and Tamme talk about and asks random questions.
  Tyler: What do you guys think plastic spoons are made of?
• Just as Serpentina and Eustace are about to fight Nina, they suddenly pass out, due to Boils slipping something into their drinks.

Chapter 115: Thank Titan It's Frieday

• Just as King is about to say Emily's name in front of Donna and Nina, Cross covers his mouth and says that the Shystreams and Drakescales dealt with an embezzler recently. His behavior gets him confused looks from the girls.

Chapter 116: Brooken Home

• Eustace suggests to Casey that he could become a pirate, he refuses, finding the life of a pirate to be lame, causing Eustace to fall to his knees in depression.

Chapter 117: Starcrossed

• As punishment for not telling her about the new rebellion, Eda decides that Raine will be modelling cute costumes for her after Belos is defeated. When Raine mentions Lilith's right next to them, Eda says Lilith's punishment will be the mental images, to her and Vina's horror.
• While arguing with Vina at Newt Burger, a random passerby questions Lilith on who's she's talking to like she's crazy: she simply says a ghost.
• After Donna dons her Wonder Witch costume, Cross sweat-drops from how good she looks in a leotard.
  Cross: [thinking] I'm starting to see why Zee was trying to set us up now.
• Coils keeps wanting to eat Cross and Donna, getting shut down by his group each time. Later, when they escape from the island, he complains that they didn't listen to him and Silas tells him to shut up.

Chapter 118: See the Blight

• After Emira spends the night at Viney's house, it doesn't take long for them to go from cuddling to making out and fondling each other, Viney saying not to worry about her mother for the moment. Seconds later Betty is about to enter the room, the girls fall out of bed and when they get up, Emira's hanging off of Viney's shoulder and they pass it off as Viney getting Em out of bed because she's a heavy sleeper.
• Vee congratulates King over his new job and relationship with Laura. An immediate Double Take has him glaring at Luz, who's whistling mischievously.
• When Gus reunites with Amity, he spots Ghost continuing to try and eat Acorn. Amity merely replies that she's accepted being unable to stop her palisman from acting on her instincts.
• It's kind of a relief that Arthur and Destiny don't hate Geist as much as they do Odalia, but that's just because they have no idea he even existed.
• Geist mistakes Alador's rat palisman for his brother-in-law, until Odalia points it out to him.

Chapter 119: The Alchemist's Mutant Mayhem

• During "Warring Warrior Scientist", Aoi and Aka pause so the Alchemist can join in the singing and he does, despite Cross protesting against it.
  • After the Alchemist, Aoi, and Aka finish their song, the Ninja Supreme expresses annoyance and says it was unnecessary, but the tanuki justify it by claiming that everyone loves a good Villain Song.
• While going through her memories, Donna comes across the time she had Tina and Veronica tie her up as practice for escaping capture from their enemies. She waves off Veronica's discomfort and then tells them to grab a ball gag, at which point Donna skips to the next memory.
• While fighting the Alchemist's mutant experiments, Willow fights a mutant piece of broccoli. To defeat it, she uses her magic to make it sprout roots to bind it to the ground. She then says she didn't expect that to work.
• As everyone relaxes after the Fangs tribe goes home, Luz comes to the conclusion that she and Cross have been teaming up and working together a lot recently, to the point that it's becoming a regular thing. Cross isn't happy with this news and Willow tells him he'll get used to it.

Chapter 120: Meanwhile in the Emperors' Coven

• As Hunter and Leonte hold auditions for Skrap's replacement, Grip performs a song. Apparently he thought he was auditioning for a talent show.

Chapters 121- 142

Chapter 121: Coming a Little Shystream

• Emily hasn't had good food in a while, so the moment she tastes some of Aunt Dorothy's panflakes, she starts scarfing them down as the Shystreams watch her in amusement.
• Colt apparently knocked Bloom up with their eldest son Hendrick before they got married. How did Aunt Dorothy respond? By shooting Colt in the foot!
  Bloom: Hopefully Hendrick doesn't make the same mistake. [crosses fingers and whispers] Please, Titan.
• As heartbreaking as Emily realizing that a baby got caught in the crossfire of her revenge is, the narration admitting that her brain is not helping her by reminding her of the closest thing she has in experience to caring for kids is...the time she threw Gus off Glandus High's roof.

Chapter 122: Looking Through My Three Eyes

• As Tom's group arrive at the temple, the narration refers them as Team-Without-A-Name, followed by Tom workshopping a name.

Chapter 123: Caught Up

• Even the reporters have no idea who Horace is.

Chapter 124: Expect the Unexpected

• As Korn and the Cerberus Sisters get chased by an octopus monster, they dress up as a librarian scolding it for having overdue books, and make it write an essay to make up for them. They escape not long after, much to the monster's anger.

Chapter 125: The Last Stand

• As a bit of Black Comedy, Patrick lamphshades how his head has a few seconds left to live upon decapitation.
  Patrick: Say, the brain does actually stay alive for a few seconds after your head's chopped off.

Chapter 126: Heartless Whisper

• Upon Emily, Cross, and Lindsay's arrival at the Plant Coven, Adrian tells the latter two to stay put, referring to Lindsay as Cross' masked wrestler friend. It turns out Lindsay changed into her hero costume without anyone noticing.
  • Emily still gets flustered from seeing Lindsay in her costume, so much so that she has to look away from her.

Chapter 127: The Roots of Evil

• Witch Rick comes back as a ghost in chains, because he was intending to do a Christmas Carol parody, but the fic already did one in October, then asks about the current month.

Chapter 128: What Now?

• While a captured Venoma is being escorted by the coven scouts, they get stopped by Ms. Jitters, who has found out that Venoma is the library book thief. The traitorous member of BIG knows that she's screwed.

Chapter 129: The Clawthorne Family Reunion

• At the end of the chapter, Luz declares that she and King are taking Cross beyond the Boiling Isles, much to his shock and confusion.
  Luz: Oh, I just had another idea; we'll be taking Cross with us on our adventure!
  Cross: [confused/surprised] Wait, what!?

Chapter 130: Everything Changes After This

• Poor Cross can't get a break concerning his new open relationship, and it's all because of Luz, which can be as funny as it is touching. Donna and Lindsay do still get their own moments, though.
  • Luz invited him and Donna on the expedition to Titan Trapper Island while inviting Lindsay behind their backs to clear up their romantic issues. When he realizes her plan, she smugly says he can thank her later and boards Salty's ship not caring about the deadpan glare he's giving her. Cross soon realizes that he's stuck with a younger version of Zee now.
  • Their following argument, which leans into Both Sides Have a Point and fully unlocks Cross' Deadpan Snarker side.
    Luz: What's an adventure without resolving things with your crush and the girl you're apparently dating?
    Cross: Why can't it be done without it being an adventure?
    Luz: Oh, come on. [hangs her arm around her unenthusiastic cousin] What's one adventure gonna hurt?
    Cross: With you, a lot.
    • The whole time, Amity and King spectate before siding with Luz and telling Cross to give up and accept what's happening, as it was inevitable.
  • After he does clear things up with the girls, Luz happily brags about being a love coach as he shoots her another look.
  • After landing once through the teleporter portal, Cross scrambles to get off of Lindsay when he sees he landed on top of her. He soon finds they both landed on top of Donna.
    Lindsay: Thanks for breaking my fall, Donna.
    Donna: [groaning] No problem.
  • When King introduces Donna and Lindsay to Tarak, he calls them Cross' lovers shocking all three of them as Luz hides a snicker. 20 snails says she supplied King with that line.
  • Before going with Amity and Lilith to meet the Trappers' leader, Luz asks Cross if he and his girls can watch over King in the meantime. Cross agrees but tells her not to say "my girls"; Lindsay points out it's correct since they are his girlfriends in a confused tone while Donna resists laughing.
  • When Crasha asks Donna about the relationship, she brings up what the "mating ritual" is like, causing Donna to blush from the thought.
  • After returning home and Cross thanks her for her help, Luz gets in one last jab by saying he better not knock the girls up. He groans and voices his fear of the damage Luz will cause if she ever teams up with Zee.
• Drayden turns out to be not very good at keeping his Dragon Ancestry a secret, instantly telling Clair about it when he first met her. Before Damien can explain things to her, Drayden turns his hand into a claw, and Clair faints from shock.
  Eda: [snickering] Oh my Titan, that's hilarious!
• When Conner's introduced, he was sleeping like the other Strays, so he presents himself to the BI witches wearing bunny slippers and holding a stuffed animal. He hides the latter behind his back and sheepishly tells them they saw nothing.
• Upon hearing Nate speak, the Epidermites can't help feeling his voice sounds...familiar.
  Donna: Is it just me, or does he sound like Kyle?
  Cross: No, I hear it too.
  Lindsay: Same.
  • This one was intentionally meta, as Word of God says Antony Del Rio voices both characters.
• Luz, after learning the Trappers' elder is named "Bill", she remembers Bill Cipher, freaks, and declares that Trapper Bill will now be called "Liam". Tarak doesn't understand, but goes with it at Amity's urging. However, he doesn't keep it up when he brings them to the elder's room.
  Tarak: Tell Bill I said hi.
  Luz: Still not calling him that!
• As he's telling the Strays about his adventures, King brings up when he faced the most terrifying creature in all of existence: penguins. He hasn't forgotten what happened in the Central Park Zoo.
• Donna and Conner tell each other about how they lost their parents and their twin sibling as babies, not seeing they're the other's long-lost twin. When they wish each other luck in finding them, Gallantor face-paws in annoyance.
• As revenge for insulting Zee, Eda and Eartha prank Scelma and Marrow by giving them bathrobes laced with joke itching powder which alters their appearances. Eda tells the two that she's extending their stay at the family reunion and that her daughter's like her but worse. The very next scene shows them having packed their bags and hastily escaping.
• As it turns out, Crasha had already gotten a hint that King wasn't wearing a Titan costume since she saw his tail moving. She soon sees the other Trappers looking at her and questions if she should've mentioned it earlier.
• As Luz calls out the Trappers for wearing baby Titan skulls, she tells them how messed up it is before asking how they'd feel if they encountered people wearing baby witch skulls.
  Cross: [disturbed] That got dark real quick...
• Donna shows she didn't really know about Madstream as she reacts in shock at seeing Lindsay transform. Cross, having seen it twice, just casually points the different identity out.

Chapter 131: Hollow Mind At Last

• Just as Amity and Boscha are about to enter Luz's mind, Hooty launches himself from behind Hunter, causing him to fall towards the spell circle, push Amity off, and causing Hunter to join Boscha instead.
  Hooty: Oh come on! I'm always missing out on all of your adventures and now I get to miss out on this one too!
• Boscha's reaction to learning about Luz being the graffiti artist who tagged the ruins.

Chapter 132: Hey! Scouts! Leave Those Kids Alone Part One

• Joana admires an illusion of herself that Emily conjures up, and vice versa.
• Anyone fighting a hood-wearing Eberwolf keeps referring to them as a small child.
• After learning that Cross has two girlfriends now, Emily asks in an amused tone if Zee knows. When he says he's dreading his sister's reaction, Emily silently laughs and wishes him luck.
• After meeting Drayden, Emily calls him Mr. Drakescale like she did with Damien, but Drayden tells her to call him by either his name or "Elder Drake". This gets him a look of disbelief from his son.
  Drayden: What? I like to sound wise.
  Emily: [smiling] I think I can see where Zee gets her sense of humor from.

Chapter 133: Hey! Scouts! Leave Those Kids Alone Part Two

• Adrian asks the scouts if any of them have killed Hexside's counselor, one of them says "what's a counselor".

Chapter 134: The Burning of Torsa Villa

• Only two Clawthornes are found and arrested, and they're Scelma and Marrow.

Chapter 135: Kneecapped

• Upon being brought to Belos, Jacob Hopkins tells him that he won't take his teeth for his time machine, leading the emperor to let out a Flat "What".

Chapter 136: It's Gonna Get Weird

• Heartless are supposed to be emotionless beings, yet they get scared away by Grenda's impersonation of a wolf howl.

Chapter 137: Bubble Trouble

• There's the fact that Abigail once dated Drew Lipsky, AKA Dr. Drakken.
• Steam Punk fanboying when McGucket recognizes him from the convention.

Chapter 138: Closing the Rift

• When everybody prematurely celebrates Dipper and Mabel's birthday, Soos says he thought that it really was their birthday. Dipper then reminds him that he and Luz always get the dates mixed up.

Chapter 139: Get Ready

Chapter 140: Change of Plans

• Weaselton/Weaseltaur declaring himself, Goregon, Ruth, Zephyr, and Brian as the League of Chimeras That Harms, much to Goregon's annoyance.
  Goregon: We didn't agree to that name, Weaselton.

Chapter 141: Storming the Castle

• Eda being jealous that Lilith's harpy form has extra powers, the elder sibling tells her that it's not the time.

Chapter 142: The Day of Unity

• Sunny learns a few tricks from Eberwolf, and she turns into a white rabbit, resulting in Hettie bursting into laughter.

Interludes and Sidetracks

Interlude: What If... Lilith raised Luz?

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: The Pride Special! A Skarlow Date To Remember!

• Gus losing a game of Hexes Hold'em to his palisman.

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: Party at the Bones Yard

• Luz and King debating over which Tim Burton film is the worst.
• Luz ends up being a Casanova Wannabe due to repeatedly striking out with several guys...and one girl, who doesn't recognize Luz is flirting with her and happily says she has a boyfriend.

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: How Calypso Saved Krampmus

• When Nina refuses to hear the story about the Krinch, Skara asks if she'd rather talk about Donna. Nina changes her mind instantly.
• Nina keeps complaining about the song that comes up throughout the story, which gets Skara to shush her once.

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: The Book of Marcy Wu

• Between Liza and Scooty, we get a Call-Back to "The Reunion", and we get this exchange.
  Liza: Have you been eating from my mushroom stash again, Scooty?
  Scooty: I can still see the colors…

Interlude: What If... Abigail raised Luz?

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: Cat's Jubilee

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: Grim Grinning Ghosts

Luz Clawthorne's Sidetrack: It's a Waybright Life

• Sasha beating Ernst to death, disturbing. Shouting "muda-muda" while doing so? Hard to take seriously.

Interlude: What if... Eda found Emily?

• Before the Guardian sets for the Reverse Falls AU, they go through other AUs like TV channels. They find timelines where Sasha was raised by the Plantars, Luz ended up on Mewni, where Willow doesn't exist, and where Molly is a ghost hunter and Ollie Chen is forever friends with a ghost. The guardian finds the world without Willow too contrived.

LC Presents: Helluva Dad

Chapters 1-?

Chapter 1: First Day on the Job

• Moxxie's house hunt with the realtor ends with them balancing on a tightrope in an evil circus.

Chapter 2: Fly Young

Chapter 3: Commercial Shoot

• What did Loona do with Ryan to keep him safe? She put him in a storage closet, gave him headphones to listen to music, and lent him her phone to play a game.

Chapter 4: Adventures in Goetia-Sitting

• Moxxie's reasons for finding a home? Blitz staring at him writing a food journal. Blitz disturbing his bath by holding candles above him. Loona ranting about a bad day at work. And Blitz keeping Moxxie awake by reading a pony fiction to him.

Chapter 5: Demon Girls Night Out

• Bella has been tasked by an elderly Ars Goetia woman to carry heavy luggage to a room in the 10th floor, by stairs (since the elevator is out of order). When Bella succeeds, the Ars Goetia woman tells her that she's finished with her stay in the Triton Resort, and tasks her to carry all the way back down. Bella snaps, and throws the luggage out the window.
• At an arcade, Bltiz complains how the gun controllers don't look like real guns.

Chapter 6: A Lovely Night For an Auction

• Margaret is fully expecting Moxxie to not get a bid so she could revel in his humiliation, only to scream in shock when Pen Z. Skirtz does bid on him.
• As Adam spies on Queen Lilith and Charlie, Male Lute comes in asking if he's spying on his ex again. Adam then turns off the monitor, claiming that he was watching a movie, Male Lute does not seem to buy it.

Chapter 7: History Repeats

• Upon meeting Sonya, Blitz, being the horse fetishist, expresses an interest in fucking her skull.