Funny / Infinity Crisis

Infinity Crisis

• The initial meeting between Team Arrow and the Avengers.
  • Tony and Ray talking about their respective tech and scientific achievements.
  • Mick sees Rocket for the first time and wonders if he's drunk and hallucinating this talking raccoon.
  • The conversation then derails into a talk on just how many people Sara Lance has slept with.
    Black Siren: I'm in Hell. I was killed by that Thanos guy after all and this is Hell.
• Tony picks up Stormbreaker and boasts he is now the Lord of Asgard. Thor dryly states A)that weapon doesn't have the enchantment of worthiness and B) Asgard is now a pile of rubble. Tony just shrugs and tosses the weapon back to him.
• Cisco loves taking shots at the various codenames of the Marvel characters and organizations. Notable is when he hears what SHIELD stands for.
  Cisco: So... they just chose the name SHIELD and then figured out what kind of words to use to spell it out?
  Coulson: Pretty much.
• Black Widow, Sara, Alex, Nyssa and Black Siren are engaging in a harsh sparring session. Cut to Mick and Rocket in the bleachers watching, complete with popcorn.
• Thor talks to Kara and Barry.
  Thor: In my youth, I was a brash figure. I was bold, I was arrogant, I was boastful...
  Valkyrie: This was in your youth?
• Thor is overjoyed to see Loki, but considering that he is a ghost, Thor just goes right through him... again.
  Loki: I'm not even trying and you still fall for that.
  • What makes Jessica Jones take part in fighting back against the forces invading New York? They're interrupting her drinking.
  • When Wonder Woman shows up, nearly every male present naturally gawks. Caitlin is ready to chide them only for Siren to note how Sara and Alex are also gaping at Diana like the rest.
  • The Hulk and Groot have a "conversation" that amounts to simply saying "I am Hulk" and "I am Groot" at each other... and somehow that makes them friends.
  • Kara and Sara are thrown (and Siren moved to hysterical laughter) to find Alex and Nyssa in bed together. Seconds later, the door on the other half of the hall breaks open as a half-naked Mick and Jessica Jones fall into the room with Alex and Nyssa, causing a bit of a fuss.

Gamma Relations

• When Jennifer Walters' transformation into She-Hulk is completed (and after she kicked the Leader' ass a bit), Natasha assumes that she has to talk to her the same way she talks to Hulk. Jen tells her to not speak to her like a 3-year old if she wants her to be calm. Natasha' only reaction is a blink of surprise.
• Shortly after the end of the battle, when Tony & Carol show up, the former immediately tries to hit on Jen. Bruce yells a Big "NO!" before Stark can try anything.

Taking Flight (And Fights)

• Deadpool is in wonderful, fourth-wall breaking form.
  Deadpool: Have you seen the rating on this thing? T? I don't do T ratings, it's M all the way, baby!
• Let's be honest, the mental image of Beast & Sasquatch respectfully talking about their respective research and complimenting each other on their papers while fighting is just way too funny.
• When She-Hulk points out to the Division Alpha that their attempt at "reclaiming" Wolverine is basically illegal and can very easily create an international incident, we have this little gem:
  Box: What are you, a lawyer?
  She-Hulk: As a matter of fact, I am.

Powers and Marvels

• The first victim of the "Snap Wave" on the Rangers' Earth is the monster they were just fighting.
  Kimberly: It finally happened. Finster made a monster that destroyed itself.
• Powers and Marvels has this gem as She-Hulk faces Adam's Frog Zord.
  She-Hulk: And in this week's entry in "sentences I never thought I'd hear myself say..." please step out of the giant robot frog with your hands up.
• Dr. Strange shows up to have some banter with Tony. After Strange leaves, Tony asks "is that what it's like to deal with me?" Nearly every person in unison responds "Yes".
• It takes Tony just two minutes to drive Lord Zedd up the wall by constantly calling him "Ed."
  Zedd: It's Zedd! Zedd, you arrogant boozing bucket head, Lord Zedd!
• The Avengers meet Alpha 5
  Carol: So this is what happens when you combine R2-D2 and C-3PO into one being.
• When The Iron Zord forms, Zedd keeps moaning "This can't be happening" while Rita is slamming her head into a wall.
• It takes one shopping trip with Kimberly to push the Black Widow and Captain Marvel to their physical limits.

In Hand and Foot

• Pretty much any reaction of the Defenders to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and their origin.
  Splinter: Krang, an interdimensional alien who has attempted to conquer our world.
  Jessica Jones: It says something that's the first thing about this story that makes sense to me.
  Donatello: He's basically a talking brain who goes around the stomach of a giant robot body.
  Jessica: And there goes the sense.
• Jessica Jones meets Squirrel Girl. Hilarity Ensues.
  Squirrel Girl: How did you discover my secret identity?
  Jessica: You. Have. A. Tail!
• On the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Earth, The Cape ran "six seasons and a movie!"
• The reason the Gargoyles don't go to the Avengers for help? Because Tony Stark reminds them way too much of "frenemy" David Xanatos, "right down to the goatee."
• When Claire shows up and first sees the Turtles and Gargoyles, Jessica flatly tells her to run away and save herself from the insanity.
• During the initial stages of the final fight with the Foot, Squirrel Girl summons an army of squirrels as "back-up" to fight the Rat King's rats.
• The idea Heat Wave just took a trip to an alternate Earth for A)the beer, B) see better sports teams and C)a hook-up with Jessica.

Of Kryptonians and Queens

• Kara is surprised to find Cat Grant has known for years she's Supergirl.
  Cat: I'm an award-winning journalist, your disguise is atrocious, and I've known nuns who are better liars than you!
• Cat claims she has a reinforced panic room not because of alien attacks but because she's the "sworn enemy of Lois Lane" and can use a place to hide if Lois comes after her. Cat doesn't seem to hear Kara's assertion that Lois barely even thinks of Cat.

Counterpart Conferences

• Even the Snapping can't dull Lucifer's dark humor.
  Lucifer: What, I should strip off my clothes and run down the street screaming? I've done that a thousand times on a good night.
• Chapter 5:
  • The Huntress keeps noting how she has nightmares of "that world with the talking flying ponies."
  • Huntress' reaction to Roadblock's constant rhyming.
    Huntress: Wonderful, I'm going to die with the black commando Dr. Seuss.
  • When the Joes mentioning bringing in Sgt. Slaughter, Helena scoffs at getting help from a professional wrestler. The Joes laugh at the idea of one of the most revered soldiers in the U.S. military being a wrestler with Helena realizing My God, You Are Serious!.
• Chapter 7:
  • The fact that the Earth-1992 Joker thinks Earth-51 Harley Quinn is too insane for him.
  • There is a certain dark humor when the Batman of the DC Animated Universe defeats the Batman of Earth-99 by using one of the Joker’s acid lapels- taken from Wayne’s trophy cases- to damage his other self’s armor.
  • Just before leaving his Earth-2005 counterpart, the Earth-1992 Batman notes how the other man's raspy voice was "a bit much".
• Chapter 8: Pat's "shoot me now" reaction to three versions of Courtney becoming friends.
• Chapter 9:
  • Why is Alice part of the "Harley Quinn intervention?" Because Harleen and Quinn saw a blonde-haired psychopath running around Gotham City and assumed she was the Earth-1 version of them.
    • Alice is surprised to find herself the sanest person in the room for once.
  • When Poison Ivy of Earth-89 notes how she was once a "glasses-wearing nerd transformed by accident into a murderous psychopath," Pepper dryly notes "that happens a lot on other Earths, you notice?"
• Chapter 10:
  • When the Lucifer of Earth-2022 drops by Lux, the banter makes Chloe realize she and Lucifer hooked up and then muses, "oh, what am I saying, of course, you'd sleep with yourself".
  • Luci is outraged at the idea she can take a "vacation" and let someone else run Hell.
  Luci: The place would become a nightmare.
  Lucifer: Yes, so terrible if Hell became a difficult place to be.
• Chapter 11
  • The revelation there's only one Mr. Mxyzptlk and he's been going around in different forms in every version of Superman media.
  Mxyzptlk: Why bug one Superman when I can bug an entire multiverse of them?
  • Felicity noting how uncomfortable it is that, thanks to Lyja, Oliver knows exactly what she looks like naked, down to an embarrassing mole.
  • The "WTF" reactions of Team Arrow when what looks like Malcolm Merlyn plants a kiss on Oliver.
• Chapter 12:
  • It turns out Sea Hawk has known all along Adora was She-Ra and figured everyone else did and just didn't talk about it.

Tomorrow's Guardians

• The summary line:
  All that stands between the future and destruction is the Legends, the Guardians and the crew of The Orville. We are so screwed.
• Quill not getting along with the Legends.
  Quill: Crazy bitch...
  Black Siren: Excuse me?
  Quill: Um, crazy woman of questionable morality but whose rights as a person are equal to my own.
  Siren: Much better.
• Seeing Len Snart alive, Mick Rory hugs him. He then pauses to ask "you're not gay, right?" referring to Len's Earth-X counterpart. When a confused Len says he's not, Mick goes right back to hugging him.
• Len does a glorious Spit Take when Black Siren informs him his Earth-2 counterpart is the commissioner of the Central City Police Department.
• What happens when you put the Legends and the Guardians together in a mess hall of an alien ship? Yep, it's an epic Bar Brawl.
  • Ray defends starting it.
    Ray: I didn't know it was going to turn into a brouhaha!
    Mick: You can't say things like that and not expect people not to want to hit you.
• Charlie doesn't get the big appeal of Star Wars.
  Ray: That's because you started with Episode I!
  Charlie: Why wouldn't I start with the first movie?
• Black Siren and Nebula form a bond on their shared suffering of being Surrounded by Idiots.
  Siren: Every now and then I think about getting hit by a truck. Not enough to kill me, just put me in coma for a week or two and let me have some rest.
  Nebula: With me, it's a meteor.
• The groups are forced into the same cell block.
  Ray: If we wanted to attack these guys, they'd be dead by now!
  Charlie: Actually, considering our combined track record, if we'd wanted to attack these guys we'd be dead by now.
• Siren notes how she once had to read No Exit in high school and "I didn't understand it much then but I think I do now."
• After a meeting, the group comes into the conference room to tell Mercer they're going to help. Ed's reply is to say they heard everything and "you'd think the walls would be thicker."
• The crews fall into a discussion of Seinfeld and how it was "about nothing."
  Telya: You are all..idiots!
  Black Siren: (to Nebula) She's one of us.
• Mantis notes the passion between Nate and Zari.
  Mantis: Passion and desire, hand in hand. It is the old hand job.
• The Running Gag of Ray being astounded people in 2420 are easily quoting 20th century movies and TV shows.
  • The gang is stunned to discover that in the 25th century, people love The Rise of Skywalker and the last season of Game of Thrones.
• Mick's reaction when hearing Xelaya makes "the best tequila in the Union":
  Mick: (dead serious) I will lay down my life to save this planet.
• Mercer putting down John LaMarr's request to join in combat.
  Ed: LaMarr, the only time I saw you get into a fight with was with a stuck drawer and despite the fact you had two good arms and a screwdriver and it was an intimate object, you still lost.
• The Guardians all easily identify Gary as an alien the moment they meet him, and when Gary asks if this means Constantine doesn't respect him any more;
  Constantine: Trust me, Gary... I could not respect you any less than I already do.
  Gary: Oh, thank you, that means so much!
• Charly asks Mercer for Permission to Speak Freely, then launches into a tirade on how she, and many on the ship, are not happy with Isaac's actions and would be perfectly fine tearing him apart. It's after she's done that Ed dryly points out he never actually gave Charly permission, causing an Oh, Crap! reaction.
• Siren outraged anyone would be be Tempting Fate around here.
  Alara: At least it can't get worse.
  Siren: Why would you say that...out loud...anywhere?

Sins, Sirens and Strife

• Darcy Lewis is an utter delight.
  • Her reaction upon seeing Wonder Woman: "Shoot, now I'm gay."
  • Sizing up Batman as "the scariest man I have ever been attracted to."
  • Her noting how the Avengers need a butler.
  • Doing a mini-rant on the "physical issues" of a threesome.
    Valkyrie: You sound as if you're speaking from experience.
    Darcy: ...No.
• When Shazam is forced to reveal his true identity of Billy Batson, the Flash notes how "no one is allowed to mock me on my age again."
• Ibac is able to convince the other villains Amora is using them all with the example of... Wild Things.
• Meta humor: The "casting" for the Earth-51 Catwoman is Jennifer Garner. Thus, the DCEU Batman and Catwoman are played by the big screen Daredevil and Elektra.
• Darcy had convinced Valkyrie that Xena: Warrior Princess was a historical docudrama.

Distant Cousins

• Carol Danvers hits the roof when she learns that Cat Grant's name for her is... Power Girl.
  • Kara explains it's because there's already a Captain Marvel on this Earth and "It's a whole legal thing..."
  • Carol still refuses to accept her new nickname and goes to discuss it with Cat. Remember, Carol is a half-alien Super-Soldier and Cat is a middle-aged civilian human. The half-alien Super-Soldier winds up intimidated, outright calling Cat much scarier than her army instructors.
• Kara introduces Carol to Cat as "my distant cousin." Cat dryly points out that Kara "no longer has to waste time or brain cells on these idiotic excuses."
• Cat and Lena are utterly dumbfounded at how Lex knows Kara is Supergirl, knows Supergirl is Superman's cousin, knows Kara is Clark Kent's cousin...and still cannot accept the idea this means Clark Kent and Superman are the same person. Eve just gives a shake of her head to show even she has figured this out and yet Lex refuses to see it.
• Natasha complains about a mission of once being in "a bikini and six-inch stilettos." Lucy has to elbow Alex when the latter actually seems to be imagining it.
• Carol notes that every alien species she's ever met has an equivalent of Swedish meatballs.
• The ladies stand and watch as Eve kicks Lex's ass.
  Pepper: Should we...do something?
  Kara: ...In a minute.
• Yelena bantering with Natasha as they take down Skrulls, including pointing out how Alex's new suit is cooler.
  Natasha: No, it's not.
  Yelena: Do you have ray guns? Then it's cooler.
  Natasha: I don't need ray guns.
  Yelena: Everyone needs ray guns. I had ray guns, I'd be using them.
• Otis Graves thought that all the Skrulls running around were just guys in masks. Alex snarks that they know that he's human because the Skrulls can't replicate that level of stupidity.
• The Doctor is rather put out when Alex doesn't go into the typical Bigger on the Inside awe most people have to seeing the TARDIS. When Alex suggests that she go outside and tries again, the Doctor just says that the moment's gone.
• Alex is grateful that Pepper doesn't want to take back the Sentinel suit as she loves it. Lucy Lane teases Alex about the suit...but the instant Pepper offers a spare, Lucy snatches it out of her hand.
• The Lex Luthor of Earth-51 may be a complete psychopath...but he's also the only one of the Council of Luthors who accepts the possibility that just maybe Cark Kent being Superman isn't only on his Earth.
• Yelena going on about vampires and Dracula, the Ten Rings, and so on... only to slowly realize that Natasha has no idea what she's even talking about.

Brothers of Thunder

• The one difference of Earth-8096 that Thor and Jane have the hardest time believing? That in this reality the Guardians of the Galaxy are an elite team of competent and respected heroes.
• Both Thors are surprised that their respective Earths are unaware of the Savage Land, with Thor having assumed "that's where they filmed Jurassic Park".
• Jane taking shots at Earth-8096 Carol Danvers from her comics-accurate costume "riding up on her" to the name of Ms. Marvel.
• Earth-91111's "Toni" Stark shows that, even as a woman, Tony is an arrogant jackass.
• The Earth-12041 Tony banters with her, causing his Hawkeye to note with horror that, for all intents and purposes, Tony is hitting on himself.
• When Lokia (the alternate female Loki of this universe) shows up, Thora charges her... and passes right through her with Thor noting to his male counterparts that even he stopped falling for that trick.
• The fact Lokia wants to help simply because she thinks the idea of "saving Asgard from a male version of myself" is hilarious.
• Tony gets a Death Glare from three versions of Captain America when he makes a Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys comment.
• The Earth-12041 Hawkeye is baffled at his counterpart's unique quiver.
  Barton: Explosive arrow, net arrow, electric arrow...boomerang arrow? How about just one. Pointed. Arrow!
• When the battle is done, the three Hawkeyes do the only natural thing: Have a contest to see who's the best archer.
  • And the Hawkeyes of Earth-12041 and Earth-91111 are both annoyed to have lost to their counterpart.

Infinity Crisis: The Inhumans

• Tana Moon is jarred when she's chosen by a Green Lantern ring.
  Tana: What is an Oa?
  Louise: It's a Netflix show. It's really weird.
• During the brawl between the Inhuman Royal Family and the Kree, Crystal sees a bunch of Kree soldiers running away in fright, they're being chased by Lockjaw.
• The brawl between the Boltagon Brothers in the Starvak's engine room is interrupted by a golden blur (later revealed to be Super Sonic) blasting through the ship. Both of the brothers are utterly baffled by it.

Women of Wonder

• When the Wonder Woman of Earth-1992 first shows up in 1943 Earth-76, Steve Trevor and Etta Candy laugh on how ridiculous their suspicions of Diana being Wonder Woman were as "they don't even look alike."
• When the Earth-76 Diana does the classic "spin transformation" to go from mousy Yeoman Diana Prince to Wonder Woman, the Earth-1992 Diana notes that she is "never going to mock Clark for the glasses again."
• The Joker enters a museum with his gang, ready to pull off a crazy robbery. He stops when he sees the Justice League running around with three pigs dressed like Wonder Woman, a dog in a Batman cape and cowl and a flying monkey in a Superman costume. After a pause, the Joker throws up his hands and calls the entire thing off as he can't possibly top that.
  • Even better, the Leaguers are so busy they don't even notice the Joker coming and going.
  • After the League get the transformed heroes back to the manor, Flash explicitly asks Alfred if he can keep a video record of this experience (particularly Batman as a dog) for later viewing.
• This exchange when the League shows up to ask Constantine for help:
  Constantine: And if this is a recruitment pitch...
  Aquaman: We have standards.
  Constantine: I've met the Flash. No you don't.
• When Black Adam denies he would ever "put [himself] above" the people of his city, Adrianna points out he is literally levitating in the air before her.
• Wonder Woman is shown to express relief when Power Girl arrives, as she is no longer the only superheroine that is getting ogled.
• Peacemaker isn't happy about Kite Man added to the Suicide Squad and launches into a list of people who could have been used instead.
  Sin: Is he just going to keep going?
  Harley Quinn: Ah, it's okay. Eventually, he runs out of names.
  Peacemaker: Slab Bulkhead, Blast Hardcheese, Fist Rockbone, Dirk Hardpec...
  Nightshade: Those are all the same guy!

Salvation Run

• When Mia reveals she's Oliver and Laurel's daughter from the future, Diggle can only groan "I swear to God, my life was normal once."
• Mia is tight-lipped about details of the future and refuses to explain how she got to the past.
  Thea: (to Oliver) Definitely your daughter.
• When Talos reveals he infiltrated STAR Labs disguised as Iris, Caitlin notes "we really need a safeword."
• Lucifer is in wonderful form. "Family issues, a platinum artist at that old song."
• Remember how Oliver "trained" Barry by shooting him with arrows? Guess how Mia helped train Nora...
• The SHIELD agents completely lose it in hysterical laughter when Talos reveals that Nick Fury lost his eye to, basically, a cat while Coulson is "the kid who was just told there is no Santa Claus."

Test Tube Troubles

• Torunn's started swearing to Odin's beard, causing Tony to regret mentioning that Thor did that. He also notes that Thor's beard was a lot sexier than Odin's.
• Tony describes Sidney as "Neve Campbell as a teenage boy".

Of Mice and Mojo

• Mojo's Mushroom Samba after drinking some spiked horchata.
• Mojo and Dexter's confused reactions to Pinky.
• Dee Dee saving the day by mistaking Pinky and the Brain's ship for a toy.
• Princess still retains a small mouse tail after turning human again.

An Adventure of a Multiversal Crisis

• James Bond and James Trotter from James and the Giant Peach end up in the same room.
• Sherlock trying to rationalize the multiversal going-ons, which he gets called on since he's been through an alien invasion. He also insists that Dracula just has a disease... that lets him turn into bats, among other things.

Glimpses

• Doctor Strange is less concerned about his finding a way to contact other realities than Wong using an artichoke-scented candle.
• When Walter and Lance arrive on a supervillain's island lair, Walter pretends to be Australian, with a terrible accent. And the thing that gives him away? Claiming to like Outback Steakhouse, which apparently no real Australian likes.
  • The Big Bad later reveals that the whole thing was a trap... that his men weren't in on, so yes, his acting was that bad. Lance even says that he almost wishes that he was dusted again rather than have to deal with it, and asks why he didn't do a British accent or something.
• Haim named his saber-toothed tiger that he abducted from a parallel Earth... Denis Leary.
• Haim gets beat up by his men for what he did to the ones who failed to stop Sterling, and while Walter and Lance convince them to let him be arrested, another mook takes the opportunity for a Groin Attack.
• Eddie tries asking Carole the oracle where Ms. Jeepers is... ignoring her warnings that she's literally right outside. The rest of the kids facepalm when they realize how he messed up.
• Enoch wears white boxers with red cartoon hearts.
• When Flash tries to insult Ned by telling him to slap Peter's ass, he and Betty just laugh at how absurd it was.
• Dipper is confused when he learns that Mabel and Mermando have been keeping in touch by letters, and even more so when he's told that they're being sent via bottles.
  • Upon learning that Mermando is being hunted, Mabel suggests hiding him in the Pines' bathtub like in Splash. Dipper and Mermando just stare at her quietly for a moment.
  • Mermando has never heard of Tom Hanks, but has heard of Colin Hanks.
  Mermando: We only interact with humans so much, Dipper. That I know about any of your film actors to begin with is a small miracle.

All Kinds of Legends

• Mick claims he stopped on Earth-19999 "for a beer run"...and then Jessica Jones wanders onto the Waverider's bridge clad in nothing but a sheet.
  Sara: You brought her on board?!
  Mick: In my defense, I was drunk-
  Sara: You're always drunk, Mick, that's not a defense!
• The team relates how they really feel about Sara's "funny" mission announcements.
  Sara: Get your Edwardian vibes on because we're going Victorian!
  Jessica: She always do that?
  Ray: She thinks it's funny and we don't have the heart-
  Nate: Or the suicidal courage.
  Ray: To say otherwise.
• Jessica's wonderful Surrounded by Idiots reaction being with the team.
  Jessica: It's just them being idiots. Might be simpler if they were nuts but they're just dumb.
  Mina: And yet you are here with them?
  Jessica: Difference is I know I'm nuts.

Generational Gaps

• The annoyance of the Thunderbolts at the recent foes they had faced, and it turns out the Serpent Society wasn't another ruse engineered by Osborn and Mysterio.
  • The other Thunderbolts are shocked to learn Zemo is rich.
  Torch: Then why the hell did you make me pay for the last food run?!
  Zemo: Because I don't like you.
• Cassie Lang mentions that the Microverse also has its own equivalent of swedish meatballs.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: Batman Family

• Terry notes that a new Poison Ivy claimed credit for the Dusting. This causes Helena to roll her eyes.
• When some old interdimensional Justice League/Justice Society teamups that happened back in Batman's League days are brought up, Bruce notes that Ted Grant still owes him fifty bucks. Terry also brings up that Ted's protégé Yolanda called him a dork, and shrugged off the patented Bat-Death Glare with an eye roll, prompting Bruce to roll his own eyes and note that "young punks got no respect for their elders these days".

Undead & Unburied: An Infinity Crisis Halloween Story

• Govert and Lotte's disbelief at the kind of stuff Mystery Inc. tends to run into.
• When Scooby is trying to tell the pizza place he and Shaggy are trying to order from to "hold the green peppers", the person on the phone can't understand him. He's sulking as he hands Shaggy the phone back.
• Mystery Inc. wasn't remotely fooled by Wendell and Trudy's scheme. What happens when they stop pretending is hilarious.

His Hazelnut Heart

• When an alien says that he thinks that "Amity" (as in Amity Park) is a stupid name, Amity Blight suddenly gets the feeling that someone is saying something bad about her.

Celestial Navigation

• Deadpool is completely dumbstruck to realize She-Hulk also does Breaking the Fourth Wall.
  • When he complains "this is my trademarked schtick!" She-Hulk points out that, technically, she was doing it in the comics a year and a half before Deadpool's first appearance.
  Deadpool: But nope, we can't both be doing this! We keep this up and it causes a fracture in reality to the point of madness! Like casting Tom Holland in an Uncharted (2022) movie when we all know the only choice for a live-action Nate Drake is Nathan Fillion!
• A blatant Actor Allusion:
  Dane: I know the legends, I know the stories...
  Merlin: You know nothing, Dane Whitman.
• Carol's absolutely baffled reactions to Kamala completely fangirling over her.
  Kamala: You took down Thanos!
  Carol: It was more a team effort.
  Kamala: And so humble too.
  Carol: That...is easily the first time in my life anyone has accused me of that.
• The fact that even Merlin is dumbfounded when Moon Knight shows up to help.

Family Reunion

• Selena is so excited to meet another superhero that she has to be reminded to not accidentally out Lyle as Judo Beetle while they're in public.
• Maddie snuck whiskey in through airport security just in case anyone needed a drink while discussing multiverse related threats.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: The Last Archer

• The two Skrulls watching over the captured Clint Barton briefly discuss wanting to try boba tea and riding rollercoasters for the first time before Jubilee busts in.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: Double Dragon

• The titular heroes' minds are blown when one of the Fifth Doctor's companions, William "Triumph" MacIntyre, gives a brief recap of his history in the DC Universe. He admits he finds it weird, too.

The Girl From TORONTO

• Nick Fury makes a point of saying that SHIELD isn't anything like WOOHP while giving a group of tweens he's employed as colorful jumpsuit-clad spies an arsenal of fun, non-lethal gadgets and inconveniencing them to go on a mission.
• Speaking of gadgets, Abby is so aggressively enthusiastic about the mini missile launcher pen that that an off-put Nick immediately warns everyone to not let her use it.
• In contrast to his counterpart seen in Counterpart Conferences, Earth-103117 Cobra Commander is a buffoonish failure whom Destro and the Baroness openly despise.

Road Trip: Storybrooke

• Yelena and Kate meet Bo and Kenzi along with Wynonna, Waverly and Nicole. The Snark-to-Snark Combat is terrific.
  Bo: I don't suck souls, it's chi.
  Wynonna: Well, your chi-eating isn't going anywhere near my ta-tas!
  • Also, when Bo's group comes back, Kate provides an abridged version of what happened with the Blip. Cue the group giving her and Yelena blank stares before Wyonna pulls out a revolver, points it at Kate and says "You got five seconds to come up with a better story than that."
• When Emma grabs at Kate, her clothing tears away, revealing she's wearing her purple costume underneath it. An incredulous Yelena asks if Kate has been wearing that under a tearaway outfit for their entire car trip and Kate responds with "No!...Maybe."
  • Yelena then realizes that that's why she always took so long in the bathroom.
• Checking into the local motel, Kenzi makes reference to Bo and "the Ritz incident" and adds she'd explain, "but under the terms of the settlement agreement, I am legally forbidden from discussing it."
• The gang getting used to Yelena.
  Wynonna: You strike me as very pushy.
  Yelena: I am also very punchy, kicky and neck snappy.
• Evie's attempts at "secret codes."
  Evie: The crow has fled the nest and the sparrows are taking flight.
  Mal: And the cobra sails at midnight, what the hell are you talking about?!
• How is Agatha Harkness's role in causing the events of Once Upon a Time to occur revealed? Why, via "Agatha All Along", of course!
• As if the snark factor couldn't get bigger, Wednesday Addams drops in.
  Wednesday: I was taken into the dark oblivion and entered the cold embrace of death. It wasn't as comforting as I thought it would be.
• Evie managed to concoct an anti-mind control potion that would release most of the protagonists from the purple ray. But she mentions after the fact there was also a chance it would just turn everyone into frogs.
  Mal: And you didn't think to mention this before?

Distant Cousins Aftermath

• After listing all of Wanda's combat-related powers and skills, the narration then mentions that she can play guitar.
• Thanks to losing a bet, Pietro has to dress in a chicken costume, complete with dancing and signing. Wanda can only ask Friday to make sure it's all on camera.
• When a bunch of bank robbers in Los Angeles encounter The Rocketeer, they fire guns at her, but they harmlessly bounce off her costume. She just looks down as if she is utterly confused by it.

Glimpses - Season 2

• In Chapter 4, while Fuchsia confronts Twisted Joy & Dr Animo, she asks the former why she's helping the latter, calling him a "gross, ugly and egotistical old man". The two immediately stop fighting and Animo actually is genuinely offended by the comment.
  Dr. Animo: ...Ouch. That's just plain mean.
• All of Birdmaster' attempts, in Chapter 5, at acting like he's coming from the ghetto when he's obviously, transparently not, which leads to extremely ridiculous sentences. At points, he even forgets the persona he's emulating, which leads him to start speaking like a more traditional, eloquent villain.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: History Lesson- 199999

• This story introduces Kang wearing pajamas and a robe that matches the colors of his armor. He is also shown enjoying some coffee in a mug that has "Multiverse's Best Conqueror" printed on it. The story reveals that it was a gag gift that amused him greatly.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: Local Heroes

• At the very end of the one-shot, we have a brief scene set on Earth-103117, the setting of Movie-Brat's Girl from TORONTO. It shows the the SHIELD Tricarrier having to undergo repairs after a sugar-hyped Abby Park got her hands on a bazooka and nearly caused it to crash.
  • Abby is then revealed to have woken up (Melinda May stated that they needed a gallon of elephant tranquilizers to knock her out) and found the old HYDRA Stomper suit. She uses it to wreak more havoc while channeling her inner John McClane.
  Abby Park: "YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFU-" BOOM!
  Nick Fury: Coulson, get the Jack Daniel's. I'm gonna need it.
• Some of the Avengers of that Earth report in, revealing that while Abby was on her rampage, the Avengers have had to deal with...rogue cyborg beavers.
  Captain Carter: I cannot believe I am saying that. And I saw some strange things back in my Invaders days...
• It was revealed that when ideas were pitched for a proper codename for Captain Carter, one agent suggested "Captain Allies". The idea was so disliked the agent got a lot of slaps upside the head for it.

Infinity Crisis Aftermath: Kim vs Kim

• During a fight with Duff Killigan, he throws razor-sharp golf scorecards at Kim. Somehow, they manage to perfectly cut all the way through her pants at the knee without injuring her legs in the process. Neither Kim nor Ron can figure out how that happened.
• Randall Weems is shown to have grown up to become a male stripper. Despite being described as being as pale and weasel-like as he was as a kid, the women in the club other than Spinelli go absolutely wild for him and even chase him begging to stay when he runs away after spotting Spinelli. T.J. and Vince are very disturbed by Randall's performance and by the fact that there are women who think he's sexy.
• The failing themed combo of Mexican and British food for Bueno Nacho to the point of Ned being so desperate he quoted Planet of the Apes whilst crying.

Not So Super Strides

• Kara is flummoxed to find Alex and Astra are sleeping together ... then learns not only has J'onn known of them for weeks, but there's been a betting pool in the DEO on how long the two would get together. Kara remarks she finally knows how it feels when she reveals her identity to someone and they wonder how they couldn't see it before.

Cleaning Duties

• Nate Drake complains on the bad idea of letting his life story be turned into a movie.
  Nate: Did you see who they had playing me? The guy barely looked like he was out of high school!
  Sully: What are you complaining about? They had me played by a former rapper who didn't even wear a mustache until the end and it looked horrible!

Infinity Crisis: BAD Girls

• When Hank and Steve are researching the titular group, Steve remarks that due to his enhanced metabolism, coffee has little effect on him. He then adds that it annoys Tony Stark as Stark wants to see what a drunk Cap is like.
• The Falcon is shocked that the Beast lands a date with Asp and Black Mamba together.

Infinity Crisis: Christmas Cookies

• The Watcher's reaction to the brief bit of Jonathan Caesar and his talking anteater accomplice stuck in an elevator together.
  The Watcher: ....I have nothing. I have absolutely nothing.
• Shang-Chi being knocked into a display of dolls of Inma from Gigantic.
• Earth-6106's Scorpion being outraged his toys have been replaced by the aforementioned dolls.
  "'Michelle''': But the reason they pulled your Funko Pop or whatever is because you're a murderer!
• Shang-Chi managing to defeat Scorpion off screen with figging pudding.

Infinity Crisis Addendum: The Trickster

• When discussing Earth-2000, the Watcher admits that even he doesn't know Uncle's real name, and is very confused by that fact.

Counterpart Conferences: Daughters of the Morningstars

• When the Hazbin Gang tries to find a solution on how to send Aurora back to her home dimension, Lucifer casually mentions that he might have met one of her parents at the last orgy. Both Morningstars end up very disgusted while Angel Dust, true to himself, smiles appreciatively.

Infinity Crisis: The Tugboat Tapestries Part 3

• The story begins and ends by two quotes falsely attributed to Winston Churchill & Charles de Gaulle. As you're about to see, the fact that they're the least insane parts of the entire story tells you a lot on what's about to happen here.
• The entire wedding scene on Earth-8096. There's almost too much things to say about it:
  • The fact that the two people who are about to get married are the Asthma Monster & Count Plaqula, two green-skinned, ugly monster men. Wearing pink tuxedos, no less.
  • The Mandarin (revealed in a later story to be a version of Joji impersonating him) singing a wedding march song full of absolutely awful rhymes and with lyrics about the fact that, unlike a lot of foreign dishes, brooms can't be eaten and you shouldn't try it. While using a My Little Pony karaoke mic toy to sing and dressed in an outfit described as all kinds of historically inaccurate.
  • The minister for the wedding and Office Max's manager is, of all people, Kid Cudi. And then, it escalates when a second Cudi barges in and announces that he's the real one and the first one, a clone. Then, when asked as to who would do this, the real Cudi points to Mister Sinister, who barely has time to invent an excuse before he gets kicked out by Lady Stilt-Man and a cashier.
  • Also, why was there no hero in NYC busy trying to arrest the villains? Because they were busy stopping the shitton of bunnies that villainess Funny Bunny unleashed on the city from having sex and multiplying even further.
• Earth-197 Severus Snape (who is described as a "pale, gaunt man who smelled of snake urine") becoming so aroused by the aroma of the spices in the new salsa his wife (who is Laa-Laa, yes, the Teletubby) is making that he starts using Hulk Speak, among other things.
  • Ebony (sorry, "Enoby") D'arkness Dementia Raven Way uses magic to become a Giant Woman and to attack music venues simply because they don't play gothic (sorry, "goffik") bands. Then, she vomits grape jelly & mustard all over a country estate during her rampage and passes out, with the owner of said estate blaming the transgender community on Twitter for the attack (and even the narration states that it's "nonsensical" of her to do this).
• The entire script style scene showing Alphonse Elric in the memetic "Dunkaccino" commercial sequence, taking the place of Al Pacino simply because they share a first name. This results in the "Dunkaccino" being renamed the "Dunkelric", which isn't even a play on a real coffee beverage and makes the rhymes not flow as well (since the lyrics are only changed minimally to include references to Fullmetal Alchemist). Then, it's revealed as being a weird dream that Candace Flynn was having because she was drinking a lot of coffee while she was watching a DVD of the anime. Then, the Talking Zebra crawls out of a TV screen like Sadako Yamamura and drinks a "Dunkelric", revealing that she's still dreaming. And then, she wakes up for real...in outer space, as she's onboard a spaceship made by her brothers.
  • Phineas' has a mind-shattering revelation while looking at outer space:
  Phineas: Chocolate chips and raisins are not enemies, as both can be baked into the same batch of cookies.
  • The narration's comparison of the Talking Zebra to Sadako is literally the only thing linking the story to Ring despite it being listed on FanFiction.net as a fanfic based on that franchise.
  • By the same token, Phineas and Ferb's newest spaceship being made out of a repurposed tugboat is the only mention of tugboats in the entire story, despite being called "The Tugboat Tapestries".
• Bill Dautrieve tries and pathetically fails to convert his neighbor Hank Hill to the Cult of Cipher (leading Hank to believe he just became a nutjob). The dude is so pitiful at that that even Bill Cipher himself laughs at him!
• The Earth-51 Lex Luthor having managed to become the first pregnant cisgender man and loudly barging in the Legion of Doom' HQ (who is located in Missouri, of all places) to announce his triumph. It's already outrageous, but the cherry on top is that he's speaking in French for no reason (thus muddying up the humor in him declaring them to now be the "Legion of Womb" since it doesn't rhyme when translated into French) during the entire scene and that the other members of the Legion can understand him perfectly.
  • Before Luthor came in, the Legion was playing "Spin the Bottle" (with Black Manta & Lion-Mane who were close to do making out). Just imagine Captain Cold, Manta and fucking Sinestro doing it.
  • Then, Lex orders the Legion to steal forty cakes for him, which leads to a reference to the Trope Namer and Trope Codifier for And That's Terrible... then, Cold mentions he's trying to lay off the sweets and everyone shares a group laugh.
• Cookie Magneto. He's Magneto... but if his control over magnetism was replaced by control over cookies. And he's apparently from a universe where there's at least one team of food-themed superheroes who he battles with the cookies he controls.
  • Even better? When we meet him, he's in Earth-91316 and just had sex with Angel Dust. When Cookie tries to get him to read more about his secret origin in a comic book about himself that he has on hand, Angel declines and shows his lack of interest in doing that, to the despair of the goofy villain, who simulates crying with a teardrop shaped cookie.
  • The reason of why Cookie Magneto was even at the Hotel in the first place? The Pighead brought him here. And, according to what Angel says, it's not even the first time she's doing it. Looks like when Vaggie asked her to take this job seriously, she took this instruction a bit too close to heart...
  • It's also rather amusing that he's the first Rick and Morty to physically appear in Infinity Crisis, despite being a brief gag character who was killed by Rick less than a minute in his one and only scene in the canon show.
• Richard Cheese's song about how much he loves boobs. It's so horny that it gets him recruited for the horniness powered Beige Lantern Corps via a beige glowing ring which gives him a super suit that makes him look nude due it matching his skintone. Meanwhile, Morgan Freemond, the talking crab, looks at it and laments that Barb and Star didn't get to see it, since this is set after their eventful vacation.

Not What She Seems

• Constantine's utter bafflement at the Earth-1 Zatanna aka Alex Russo negating his magic with Lego pieces.

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