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As the Denser and Wackier fourth season of Battle for Dream Island, Battle for BFDI is filled to the brim with humor. See funny moments from the original BFDI here, and funny moments from its sister series, TPOT, here. Some unmarked spoilers ahead!

Battle for BFDI

Getting Teardrop to Talk

• The entire theory of care spirit flying out of people's hands.
  Pillow "A true indicator that a person doesn't give a fluff!"
• Four bringing Balloony, Pillow, and Pin back with them flying out of his hand.
  • This would be funny enough by itself. But the overenthusiastic drumming makes it even better.
• It happens again in Episode 2.
• Every time Four screeches.
  • Even funnier when he does it to X.
  • Heck, Four as a whole is funny. He sounds and looks like he was animated by Sr. Pelo.
  • The way he just interrupts Taco with "Let's play a game!"
• X has his moments too. One in particular includes getting knocked off his tower, but falls on the exact same one.
• Bubble being demoted to Bember.
• “Uh oh! Look! X is about to lose grip of his beloved baskets!” This causes the challenge for the episode to get X his baskets back. What makes it even funnier is that Four says it right in the middle of him screeching when confronted about the contest not starting, and X's "Oh no..." that follows after.
• This moment during the contest.
  Match: "Snowball, is your name Snowball?"
  Beat
  Match: "Well, stop it! All those Ls are gonna weigh, like, a flake-ton and that's why you jump so low!"
• There's also this exchange when *unintelligible* is swimming through molten lava.
  Gaty: "Guys, Book just exploded into flames!"
  Taco: "Got it."

Lick Your Way to Freedom

• When X throws the cake to Fanny, it splatters all over Flower's face.
• At the end of the competition, before a member of Beep is to be eliminated:
  Four: The Losers are safe. You know who's not safe? Voters aren't safe.
  • This causes Nickel to make Woody dab in celebration, but then Four and X admit they played a joke on them.

Why Would You Do This on a Swingset

• Taco being stuck in a jawbreaker is either this, And I Must Scream, or both.
• This exchange:
  Bottle: "I’m so excited to start preventing death!"
  * A fork hits Pie, causing her to explode and die*
  Bottle: (Happily) "And Pie is dead!"
• It happens again just a few minutes later, but with Pen.

Today's Very Special Episode

• Liy climbing Bell's string. Her happy “I found my next adventure!” sells it.
• Then, in the same episode...
  Foldy: “Oh no!”
  Stapy: “Don’t tell me!”
  Foldy: “Marker! You played...”
  Stapy: “DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME!”
  Foldy: ”YOU PLAYED FOUR!” (Scare Chord, followed by Four being summoned out of Marker’s hand)
  Marker: "OH MY ARTIST—" (Four appears with a popping sound effect. Short Beat.)
  Four "Let’s do Break at Flake!"
  • Earlier than that, Stapy and Foldy are playing "Rock-Paper-Scissors", but... the rules are a little different. You shoot out a hand with either rock, paper, or scissors... and whoever farts silently the most wins.
• Four admires Team Beep's cake and wonders how they made it. Cue flashback to someone making a sick noise as frosting shoots out to make the cake, implying that someone is vomiting out the cake. It then turns out that it is actually is frosting as David is making the sick noise due to not approving the frosting in the squirter... then it turns out it actually is vomit as Rocky vomited frosting into the squirter bags.
  • Nickel mentions that is so gross..., because there are no sprinkles.
    • Four eats the cake and remarks it is very good... Bell then scares him, causing him to defecate everywhere! The cherry on top? Eraser accidentally steps in it!

Fortunate Ben

• This:
  Four: Team Death P.A.C.T.! Assemble or you will tremble!
  Pie: Hmm... I think I'd rather tremble.
  Four: Then assemble or you will... (mutters angrily)
  X: Be dismembled?
  Four: Yeah! You'll be dismembled!
  Black Hole: Oh. Well, I don't have any limbs, so I wouldn't mind dismemberment.
  Four: RRRRRRH! ASSEMBLE!
  (Beat)
  Tree: Assemble, or...
• X patting the ground, and congratulating it on "saving" Team Beep from hitting the ground, can be seen as both this and Heartwarming.
  X: Thank you for catching them, ground! They could've hit the ground.
• This exchange:
  Balloony: I don't think our dabbing is enough!
• After Team Beep begins to fall, Stapy and his team watch as Stapy mocks them for not having weight distribution..., while everyone is sitting on the nose of their paper airplane- causing it to tip over.

Four Goes Too Far

• Basically ANY time Golf Ball and Tennis Ball wiggle their eyebrows.
  Tennis Ball: Well, Four became a FACTOR of zero... If you know what I mean... [commence eyebrow wiggling]
  Donut: (appearing out of nowhere) STOP THAT! THERE ISN’T EVEN A SECOND MEANING THERE!
• Gelatin is apparently six years old^note  Well, he’s not lying. His debut was six years before the video was made.
• Gelatin calls the Twinkle of Contagion the "Tinkle of Contagion".
  • The contestants faces and reactions when Donut injects the Twinkle of Contagion into himself.
• Golf Ball manages to bring her team all the way to the Moon as to avoid the Twinkle of Contagion. As she walks out of her rocket, expressing her relief, Dora falls in front of her, seemingly out of nowhere, Twinkle in tow. She does not take this well.
• Taco leaves her team to get somebody to get the twinkle from Goiky. When she finally arrives at the challenge, she and Bell look like they’re having a heartwarming moment. This is interrupted by Bell catching the twinkle.
  Taco: Isn’t the moon beautiful tonight?
  (Bell looks at the moon and catches the twinkle.)
  Taco: Mission accomplished.

The Liar Ball You Don’t Want

• Loser, his team, and a crowd of recommended characters gasping when they realized the former is being eliminated.
• The return of Tennis Ball and Golf Ball's eyebrows, this time in dramatic slow motion.
  Basketball: Are you done?
  Tennis Ball: I'm sorry!
• Basketball tells everyone her plan to send messages through the communicator dish. Upon hearing this, we get this gem from Book:
  Book: Oh...
  Takes a chip, dips it in the dish, which is now filled with melted cheese, eats the chip, Beat
  Book: THAT'S what it is?
• The process of controlling Remote.
  Tennis Ball taps one of Robot Flower's petals with his foot.
  Remote takes a step
  Tennis Ball: This doesn't seem very ethical.
  Blocky: Hey, hey! The ball's headed for (gibberish)'s goal!
  Cut to Tennis Ball tapping Robot Flower's petals like a DanceDanceRevolution madman
  Tennis Ball: Remote's a person! We used to play tether ball!
• A blink-and-you'll-miss-it: Among the list of predicted casualties from the explosion of Remote's bomb are her team members, the members of (eight names said at once), chip bag, chip dip, chip #1, chip #2...

Questions Answered

• During the elimination, everyone is sitting far away from Donut, which prompts him to tell them that they can sit closer. This is taken to the furthest possible extreme when they all sit in his hole, muffling his speech for the rest of the elimination as he spits them put one by one.
• Bubble wants to prove that she's great at mental contests, and is confident that she can do so. Until Donut's first question turns out to be complete gibberish.
• Donut completely failing at being subtle about doing his best to make his team win.
• Donut attempts to punish wrong answers with a recorded screech. This doesn't do anything. Until he tries listening to it.
• Saw can't stop shouting ”EIGHT!”. This, amazingly wins her a question.
  Donut: What is the past tense of "eat"?
  Saw: EIGHT!
  Donut: WRO- oh, that's actually correct.
• Bubble being demoted yet again, this time below even Bember status.
  Match: You are, like, hereby demoted to merely a BEMB.
  Bubble: NOOOOOO!!!
• Marker's elimination portrait is a marker drawing of himself.

This Episode is about Basketball

• Everything about X being woefully unprepared to host the show.
• X ends up accidentally reading the votes by colored cue cards backwards, prompting Stapy to hear that he was eliminated first, and hop off before X even finishes reading his votes.
• This:
  X: Basketball!
  Basketball: Yeah, X?
  X: Not you.
• Team Beep hyping Woody in an attempt to get him to throw the ball in the basket. Woody succeeds, much to the team's joy, only to realize that they needed to throw more balls to weigh the basket down, which Death PACT has just done.

Enter the Exit

• X is much more confident during this episode's Cake at Stake. Unfortunately, no one shares their enthusiasm.
  X: Beep! Are! You! Seated!?
  (Beat)
  Nickel: Yes.
• The entire sequence of X chasing David. Especially the way David moves.
  X: Got you!
  • X's method of eliminating David. He just sticks him in the hole in his head, and walks around with David's torso sticking out as if it's casual.
• When Match asks Donut, who inherited Four's powers, if he can recover anyone, he replies:
  Donut: I tried recovering Naily, but, well... that happened. *points to a mutilated Naily*
• Eventually, the contestants realize Four needs to be brought back, as he is the only one with the ability to revive objects, as well as the prize. Hilarity ensues.
  • Marker tries to play Four, like he successfully did in BFB Four. This time, however, it doesn't work.
  Marker: I promise it worked last time! Right, guys? *turns towards what was supposed to be Foldy and Stapy, except that Foldy is dead and Stapy is eliminated and having tea with Pillow*
  • Firey Jr.'s reaction.
  Firey Jr.: Marker, you know I'm not too sure about this, but I think, maybe, there's just a chance... that... you're an idiot.
  • This gem:
  Lollipop gets licked by Pillow.
  Lollipop: How's that going to bring Four back?
  Pillow: What? Bring Four back? I was just hungry.
• Four is eventually brought back and starts recovering contestants, 8-Ball (who was both dead and eliminated) flies out of his hand and immediately hovers to the hole to EXIT, with his smile momentarily changing to frown.
• Pencil's reaction to have 5 guys appear in a previously all-female EXIT.
  Pencil: EW! IT'S A BUNCH OF BOYS!
• This:
  Bracelety: Loser got eliminated?!
  8-Ball: Yeah, but he lied, so we all hate him now.
  Bracelety: I don't hate Loser!
  8-Ball: Ice Cube hates Loser.
  Beat.
  Bracelety: Come to think of it, Loser sucks.

Get to the Top in 500 Steps

• The Cake at Stake intro (played within EXIT) is played on one of those old TVs on wheely trays that they use in elementary schools. You know the ones.
• When Leafy hears that she rejoined, she starts crying "tears of joy". Meanwhile, Bracelety tries to get Leafy to pass her drawing to Ice Cube... and Leafy uses it as a tissue.
• As Four is about to announce the contestant to rejoin...
  Match: I hope it's Pencil!
  Foldy: I hope it's Stapy!
  Four: deadpan It's Leafy.
  dead silence
  Leafy's entire team simultaneously backs away.
• Another piece of Dark Comedy: when Leafy greets her new teammates, she gives Needle the cake she received for rejoining, and the latter eats it. Cake watches with horror.
• When Flower is failing the competition, Tennis Ball won't let her up the stairs and tells her not to push him because the viewers will vote to eliminate her. She responds "But I'm in last place! Well, except Dora."
• Yellow Face's reaction to Flower using the "Non-Slip Shoes So Ha".
  Lollipop: That is SO 8 years ago!
  Yellow Face: You don't know anything!
• Dora, who has been stuck in a runner's start pose up until this moment, decides the best time to rocket up the stairs in record time is right as Flower's about to push the button.
• Death PACT sends Tree (still stuck inside Bottle) to recover Pie. A little while later, we see that Bottle has just been casually catching up with Four, only for an annoyed Tree to demand Four to recover Pie.
• How Pie wins:
  Flower looks back and notices Pie standing still on the staircase behind her
  Flower: She's not even trying? That's a relief.
  Pie falls off and uses Black Hole's gravitational pull to fly to and press the button
  Cue Oh, Crap! face from Flower
• Needle turning into a photo-realistic needle.

What Do You Think of Roleplay?

• Pen congratulates Eraser for being tolerant towards Foldy, a pentagon. Cue Eraser just realizing that Foldy's a pentagon.
• This interaction:
  Bomby: Black Hole!
  Black Hole: Huh? Oh... thank- uh, I mean welcome. For saving your life twice.
  Bomby: I don't care about that! You owe me a banana!
  Black Hole: I don't owe you anything, I saved your life twice.
  Bomby: Life is cheap! Get me a banana!
• Bubble tries to apologize to everyone on her team to put them in a positive light. When apologizing to Flower, it just boils down to listing the long list of her worst traits. Bubble doesn't even get to apologize to Snowball, since he immediately pops her.
• X and Four doing their best to not give away the fact that they underwent a "Freaky Friday" Flip only to continuously give it away. What finally gives it away is this:
  Fanny: Recover Bubble!
  X (as Four): Oh! Well... I, uh...
  leans over to Four (as X)
  X (as Four): What do I do???
  Four (as X): Whispers
  X (as Four) holds their hand out as Four (as X) goes behind X (as Four) and recovers Bubble
  Cut to Fanny and Lightning with looks that say "Really?"
  Four (as X): *Facepalm*
  X (as Four): I think they figured it out!
• Eggy claims that their team know each other very well. Four immediately proves her wrong when she can't identify which person on their team is still missing.
• Pin (as Taco) decides to lay low. This plan is foiled right away when Lollipop decides to consult her for strategies, the only saving grace being Book's continued paranoid suspicion.
• Eraser decides that the only way to know who's the fake is to do more things. He says this as Puffball floats behind him with Rocky's trademark smile.
• Bubble decides to forgive Snowball for killing her earlier. Snowball does not care, and kills her again.
• Golf Ball interrogates her team members very thoroughly to make sure they're real. She lets "Basketball" (obviously Puffball) off the hook once she labels Golf Ball as leader.
• Rocky (as Puffball)'s rainbow vomit.
• Balloony accidentally gets popped. Cue Basketball (as Rocky) blowing her cover.
  Basketball (as Rocky): Oh my goodness, that was loud!
  stunned silence from the rest of their team, including Woody, who was just screaming.
  Basketball (as Rocky): Uh, I mean, bulleh?
  Nickel, deadpan: It's Rocky.
  • Followed by Basketball complaining that she turned orange after turning back into her regular self... despite being orange already.
• Finally, Pin (as Taco) is forced to provide a strategy. She suggests guessing Teardrop for being quiet. Pin is then found out.
• Lightning (as Pin) asks when Needle became photo-realistic. Needle tells her that Pin witnessed the transformation.
• As Spongy chews out his team for not knowing him. He then lists off his interests:
  Spongy: I like to skydive, and play Ping-Pong, and table tennis, and tightrope walk, and fly balloons, and fly in planes, and sail airplanes an-
  Firey Jr. You can't sail airplanes!

Return of the Rocket Ship

• Barf Bag does her best to make Spongy feel included. Spongy doesn't buy it.
• Firey Jr. is eliminated with 10,000 votes. Considering his Jerkass behavior in the last episode, everyone chooses to marvel over how he got exactly 10,000 votes over grieving for his elimination.
  Barf Bag: You weren't much of an asset to us so maybe this is like your first... small victory?
  Donut: Yeah - there's no one quite like you but, you know, maybe that's for the best.
• When Yellow Face's ad gets interrupted again, Marker, Bell and Lollipop praise the ad as if it was some kind of deity.
• Fries can tell that Four and X are about to announce the next contest because of their blank stares. They also know that it also means X will mysteriously float in the air. So they awkwardly wait for it. Until X begins to rise, only to plummet through the earth with alarming speed.
• Pillow calls Four's challenge predictable. Four appears in the horizon, picks her up with his tongue, and unleashes a screech of the legion... and then accidentally swallowing her. Tree's reaction◊ sells it.
• Tennis Ball accidentally calling X stupid while trying to get the location of their treasure.

Don't Dig Straight Down

• Free Food decide to use Yellow Face's fake emeralds to win the contest. When presented with the fakes, Four says he loves a team that commits forgery, and the team screams, but it turns out Four was saying "for Dream Island" and the team wins.
• Gelatin's line after making a Black Comedy joke about Donut falling into lava and Barf Bag calls him out: "Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy."
• Golf Ball takes advantage of iance turning around when they sense her above ground and moves to wherever the grass dies. This goes on for so long that iance somehow manages to create a message telling Golf Ball to stop using the dead grass patches.

The Four is Lava

• Four announces that the challenge is to cross the molten lava, which spans vastly over the competition grounds, and make their way to him. Immediately after starting the challenge, Team Bleh is automatically safe due to already being near Four for the elimination. He even compliments them for being first.
• Gaty's happy thought is Four declaring her to be safe, which repeats infinitely in her mind.
• Lollipop's happy thought consists of Donut saying "Bagel Brain", over and over.
  Thought!Donut: I, Bagel Brain, Bagel Brain, Bagel Brain, Bagel Brain...

The Escape from Four

• Firey Jr. burning Four, causing a psychedelic scene. The fact that Four acts like a child who accidentally touches a hot surface also sells this.

Battle for BFB^note  While BFBFB is the same season as Battle For BFDI, it's put here because of how different in tone it is.

X Marks the Spot

• The cool squeaky noises Gelatin makes when squishing the grass.
• When Gelatin asks Leafy for a plan to retrieve X, she suggested using their imagination, only for Gelatin to cut her off and walk away.
• Two and X playing patty-cake with each other. Doubles as heartwarming.
• Teardrop goes out to grab X, as she does, X lets out a squeaky noise akin to the sound of a dog toy.
• X landing in Loser's saliva spot.
  • Earlier, there was Loser spitting on the ground, making the saliva spot. Needless to say, Flower is grossed out.

Take the Tower

• The fact that Firey has a spiky glove to slap Coiny. Because There Is No Kill Like Overkill.
• Gelatin revealing that he was arrested and put on probation for impersonating Loser.
• This Mood Whiplash:
  Balloony: Oh no, I'm feeling so much pressure again! This is not good!
  Ruby: (Spaced out) Sorry mommy, did I do a no-no again?
• This gem:
  Blocky: Flower, you are not doing any work?
  Flower: Neither is your deodorant!
• While Gelatin is off at the other team's tower, Leafy instantly assumes he's destroying the tower all on his own. Cut to the X-Colored team's tower, with Gelatin playing patty cake with Firey and not doing the challenge at all.
• The teams try to throw rocks at the other teams' towers only for them to fall pitifully straight down.
  • Even funnier? We hear distant squeaks as the rocks land on the ground. Only they are not hitting the ground, turns out the squeaking is because of the rocks are falling on top of X.
• Lollipop's Sanity Slippage in the stinger is either this, Nightmare Fuel, or both.
  • And what causes this slippage? Ruby and Leafy singing terribly about driving with their friends in the Freesmart Van.

How Loe Can You Grow?

• Ruby and Leafy are still singing from the previous episode, which is worse than ever before. Lollipop was all too happy that the radio finally works.
  • Turns out Ruby already reached their destination hours ago but drove around in circles so she could spend more time singing with Leafy. This revelation causes Lollipop to lose what's left of her sanity.
• Bubble rubbing aloe vera cream all over herself. It must be seen to be believed.
• After Firey found the superspeed mode laser on Spongy's ship, he decided to do an overly-long drumroll with Loser instead of just pressing it. This greatly annoyed Flower at first but she later joined them.
  • It gets Hilarious in Hindsight as all three were voiced by Michael Huang so he had to individually voice them drumrolling which sounds ridiculous in its own right.
• Blocky's Funny Doings International returns for the first time since BFDI 24. This time, though, the prank backfires.

A Taste Of Space

• Four and X detract points with "Minus [x] points" so much that it culminates in them only saying "Minus" to the other contestants before they can even finish their sentences.
• Gelatin wanting a taste of space. This culminates in him letting all the oxygen out of his team's aircraft and let's just say Batman Can Breathe in Space does not come into play.
• While the Have Cots were suffocating and visibly struggling in the vacuum of space, Teardrop is chilling with the blankest look on her face. Even after receiving oxygen, she simply sniffed it in contrast to her teammates' gasping.
• Lollipop's pickup line when Bubble is giving Ruby oxygen through a straw. Real smooth but bad timing.
  Lollipop: Care to give me some air? No straw needed...
  Bubble: Lolli! (Understandably slaps Lollipop)
• Lollipop also begins to melt on the surface of the sun. But the puddle of her on the sun has her face on it!
  Lollipop and Puddle!Lollipop: Please don't make a big deal about this.
• The escalating attempts to heat or cool down the sun that outright throws any trace of logic the show has out the window. Highlights include:
  • The Have Nots running on the spot, rotating the earth such that it's nighttime.
  • The Have Cots jumping on the spot so it repositions the sun and for earth to have daytime again.
  • Firey tricking the Have Cots into sinking himself in the sun by calling them "Have Crybabies" which puts put Leafy and Gelatin in the verge of tears. When Firey gets sunk in, This resulted in not only X but also Flower suffering from the sudden 800-degree spike in temperature.
  • Blocky lamely insulting the sun and freezing it into a giant ice-cube.^note Bracelety would have been so happy
  • Leafy putting racing stripes on the ice-cube sun to turn it back to normal.^note Bracelety would have been so angry
  • And let's not forget the absolutely broken points system Four and X used throughout the episode. Somehow, the teams ended up with whopping scores of negative 90 million and negative 100 million points.

Let's Raid The Warehouse

• The song that Four sings to Loser before he's eliminated.
  Four: Despite your popularity, you got....eliminated!
  • Loser's reaction is also priceless, being flabbergasted to the point that he could only say "Hubba Lubba Hubba Lubba Hubba Lubba" over and over again, even when he was in the BRB.
• This gem:
  Firey: So, this is where my sleep paralysis demon takes me in my dreams!

Who Stole Donut's Diary?

• In the episode, we finally discover what the BRB is... a giant (or in this case, big) rotating building that spins the eliminated contestants around repeatedly in cages. Yup, you just read that correctly.
• Four's elimination song returns once again.
  Four: Despite your popularities, you four got in a crazy vote battle, that almost ended in a four-way tie...for last place!
• Before the trial starts, Bubble actually manages to drop a Logic Bomb on Four.
  Bubble: Wait, so all we're doing is exposing which contestant committed the crime? What's stopping us from just sitting in silence?
  Four: Okay, uh, how about this, uh...OH! Today's challenge can be the court case! That's it!
• Blocky's testimony consists of nothing but committing perjury and lying under oath as a prank. Woody later pulls the same "prank", and Blocky is genuinely impressed.
  • This Running Gag culminates in a recommended character Grape, telling his testimony of going to "Grape-flying" class before it turns out to be Blocky in disguise. This and the previous "prank" result in Blocky's Funny Doings International getting shut down.
  "Grape": Hello! Time for my story!
  Four: Are you a grape? Who is this?!
  "Grape": I was on my way to grape-flying class—
  (Four rips the grape costume off to reveal Blocky)
  Four: Nice costume, Blocky! You annoying thing...
  Blocky: Ha-ha! You fell for one of my hilarious pranks!
  Voice: This program, was brought to you, by Blocky's Funny Doings, Internat—
  (Prison bars appear over the logo for Blocky's Funny Doings International)
  Announcer: (speaking very fast and in a deep voice) The Blocky's Funny Doings International Corporation was found guilty for perjury and lying under oath, and all affiliate parties were sentenced to 2,763 years in prison.
• During the trial, Teardrop is made stenographer and given a typewriter. It later turns out she wasn't even typing a running transcript of the trial, but she somehow drew an entire comic about herself as a pirate.
  Gelatin: (reading Teardrop's comic) Oh, you've got radioactive powers, that's cool! (flips page) Oh, you killed me with them. Less cool.
• After Gelatin and Lollipop form a newbie alliance, they did a nonsensical handshake that ironically didn't require their hands.
  [Lollipop and Gelatin play patty-cake with their feet]
  Lollipop: La, la, la! (Tosses Gelatin into the air)
  Gelatin: Fa la la loo loo la! (Lands and dances vigorously on Lollipop's head)
  Lollipop: That was great, but also kind of weird we both knew what to do exactly in unison.
  Four: That was also weird you both thought that was appropriate to do in the courtroom!
• During Firey's testimony, imaginary!Leafy gets very hammy. If Evil Leafy wasn't a silent Eldritch Abomination, she would be like this.
  Imaginary!Firey: Wait a second, who is this?
  [Leafy appears with thunder and lightning in the background]
  Imaginary!Leafy: Mua, ha ha! I am Leafy! And I am going to steal this diary! That's me! Leafy the stealer!
  • Imaginary!Flower also gets a funny moment:
    Imaginary!Flower: Ohh, what's something Flower would say? Uh, I don't know, uh...you suck! And uh, I hate you!
• As Leafy is about to confront Firey, they discover X is also there. He says he had no interest in the trial, and used the two as an excuse to leave.
• While Firey and Leafy are outside, Flower is on the stand in a shouting match with Lollipop, the latter of whom is certain Flower stole the diary.
• In the stinger of the episode, the eliminated contestants are seen spinning in the BRB. Taco announces that Blocky released 58 pages of Donut's diary online to which Balloony exclaims: "time to read up!"

Fashion For Your Face!

• In order to get the tools needed for the challenge (which is to free Four from a jail cell), the Have-Cots need to ride the train to Yellow Face's Warehouse. But Firey burnt it down while cleaning the railroad last episode, so they have to take a 200-year-old one instead.
  • The tracks for said train has loop-de-loops which is especially scary since there's no roof or seatbelts on the train as the Have Cots learn first-hand. Whoever was the engineer should have been fired.
• Lollipop, Leafy and Gelatin screaming when Teardrop approaches them with the shears.

The Game Has Changed

• Four "despawning" Purple Face.
• Four getting increasingly fed up with the contestants not following the instructions of the challenge.
  Four: Can you guys stop using your parties as a way to fix your own personal conflicts and just base your lives around me, please!
• Lollipop deliberately throwing a horrible party just to get on Four's nerve by setting up a Halloween-themed party at the wrong time of year, buying Yellow Face's Warehouse spoons to stick haphazardly on the walls as decorations, and having Purple Face sing a god-awful, mildly-insulting song about Four. The cherry on top? Four loves it. Lollipop is obviously confused by this.
• Woody's first prank is pretty weightless, and while his second prank is much more elaborate, it's nothing to write home about. However, it's his third prank that's the real knee-slapper.
  Firey: Wow, Leafy! We've been on this ferris wheel for, like, 8 hours now!
  Leafy: Wow, really?! To be honest, I feel like I could stay up here forever!
  Firey: Me too!
  (Woody runs up with a wrench)
  Leafy: Wait, Woody!?
  (Woody unscrews the support bolt)
  Leafy: Woody! What have you done?!
  (Ferris wheel rolls away)
  Firey & Leafy: HEEEEELLLLLP!!!
  Woody: (mumbling) Hyeh hyeh hyeh hyeh! Pretty funny!
• After Purple Face spits up Teardrop, Firey says hi, only for Teardrop to leave without acknowledging him, causing Firey to say bye.
  • Teardrop later tosses Gelatin at the bush revealing the hidden contestants, causing an airhorn to sound off.

The Tweested Temple

• Purple Face takes great pride in being a tour guide for the titular temple. Unfortunately, he doesn't actually know anything about the temple.
• When Flower's the only contestant left in the temple, we cut to a montage of her dancing to a catchy tune out of the blue. Apparently, this happened while she was looking for a totem over the course of 73 days.
  • She finally comes back... with a rock. Four accepts it because it's not cursed, and likely because he was also sick of waiting.

The Hidden Contestant

• In a case of Remember the New Guy??, a character that was seemingly on the show since the beginning, Profily, suddenly appears and states that they are a contestant. Four is annoyed by them and makes the contest go through impossible tasks to get rid of them, only to find them winning at everything.
  • To parody this, we are then treated to flashbacks where Profily is in previous episodes of the series which includes...
    • The origins of the "tie-breaker" gag back in BFDI
    • How Profily was part of W.O.A.H bunch in BFDIA but was ignored by the rest of the members when they suggested how they name their team something about how they're "a ray of sunshine and [they] all love hanging out with them".
    • Showing off their flamethrower to Puffball Speaker Box
    • And just recently, them being responsible for why Flower took so long to find the last totem in "Tweested Temple" since it was found by them.
    • They also deliberately trigger the intro to prove that they are there. Sure enough, they can be seen rapidly waving to the viewer to be as attention-grabbing as possible.
• Lollipop and Flower riding in the cardboard spaceship in order to bring it back to earth for the challenge... and how disastrous it turned out.
  Flower: But hey, what's the worst that could happen?
  Lollipop: We crash?
  Flower: Eh, don't be ridiculous.
  [The spaceship suddenly slams into the side of the BRB directly afterwards.]
• Several recommended characters from the last few episodes appear in The Stinger. At this point, Four has had enough and moves the show to a new location.

Uprooting Everything

• The very first scene.
  Four: We've been driving for five weeks, now, without a single thing smashing into the window!
  Purple Face smashes into the window
• Lollipop and Gelatin devise a plan when one of them is about to be eliminated:
  Gelatin: Whoever's eliminated should use the syringe to transfer their coloring into the other person!
  Lollipop: Ah! Great idea! That means, no matter what, the spirit of our alliance lives on!
  Gelatin: I just thought it would look cool, but okay.
• Despite Four driving for five weeks to avoid seeing any more recommended characters, that doesn't stop CRT from tagging along for most of the episode.
  CRT: I agree with Gelatin!
  Gelatin: Who are you?
• Teardrop lets Leafy join her and Gelatin's alliance so that they can all team up against Flower... until Leafy lets Flower join the Alliance, rendering the alliance pointless.
• When Leafy, Gelatin, CRT and Purple Face wander into a room, Purple Face expresses the importance of getting out of there as soon as possible. Of course, he's the one to close the locked door, trapping them all in there.
  • Also, during Leafy and Gelatin's talk in the room Gelatin lampshades his voice change.
  Gelatin: Lollipop being gone is like suddenly, one day, your voice sounded different! Wouldn't that be weird?
  Leafy (in an entirely different voice than normal): Yeah!
• When Flower finds a Mega Mall, she drags TD along to have a "becoming best friends montage", complete with Flower bursting into song. Highlights include...
  • Flower ragequits their game of chess after Teardrop's first move.
  • Flower tries to invoke a Costume-Test Montage by making Teardrop try on a bunch of her sweaters. Teardrop leaves the sweaters completely untouched and just stands there getting more and more annoyed, which doesn't stop Flower from drawing back the curtain with an amazed expression every single time.
  • Taking pictures in the photo booth and while Flower is striking various poses, Teardrop upholds the same blank expression in every photo.
  • Afterwards, Flower finds Teardrop in the second-hand utility store after checking every other store first. You decide which is funnier: Flower's sheer tenacity, or Teardrop's passive-aggressive attempts to get away from her.
• To pass the time, Purple Face tells a story of how he hopes to get out of a box someday. That's it. Being stuck in a box for eight years wasn't the best for his imagination.
• CRT reminisces on all of her moments with everyone else, complete with dramatic music and a black-and-white filter. Of course, this would be a bit more dramatic if these moments weren't all from this episode, and consisted solely of everyone being confused from their presence.
• Four actually tries hosting a stand-up show in The Stinger.

B.F.B. = Back From Beginning

• X's failed attempted at reviving Purple Face. Purple Face doesn't even seem to notice that he's a warbled mess.
• Flower's reaction to The Announcer's return.
• The Announcer's badly drawn "arm" making its return from a brief scene in BFDI.
• X asks The Announcer to tell them one thing that he and Four did wrong. The Announcer's response is a full-blown "Reason You Suck" Speech. X is satisfied anyways since The Announcer said more than one thing.
• When the Announcer takes control back from Four and X, Four responds by throwing him. He then comes right back thanks to Slingshot.
• X sends Purple Face to get rid of The Announcer. By rapping. The Announcer just immediately flings him away.
  • Gelatin asks the Announcer where Purple Face went. His answer is IDK. Gelatin thinks that it's another box somewhere that he named after an acronym, but he just doesn't know where Purple Face actually went this time.
  • He later makes his own rap to spite Purple Face, complete with breakdancing.
• After the horrific scene of Four merging with the Earth, Teardrop is indifferent while Gelatin doesn't even notice it, and then decides to eat the suddenly blue dirt before choking.
  Gelatin: Guys... don't eat the dirt! It's not worth it...
• Gelatin somehow dying by ramming his head into the Jawbreaker.
• The mini-challenge for episode 8 (answer quiz questions) is done by the Announcer. There are many mishaps that happen here:
  • When he asks Teardrop what his favorite way to enjoy nature is, she immediately starts to worry since she can't speak. The Announcer interprets their silence as an answer, and lets them pass.
  • When he asks what his favorite number is, Flower immediately answers 5, as a call-back to an early episode of BFDI, where he noted that he liked several contestants for their five-letter names. When Gelatin follows suit, The Announcer denies Gelatin's answer, since the Announcer's mind is "always changing".
    • As the call-back proves, this is either a lie, or Flower got extremely lucky.
  • The Announcer tells Gelatin that he currently has a fascination with the number 362. Gelatin guesses it, but it is still not The Announcer's favorite.
  • Gelatin gets all the way to 2356. Flower comes up and randomly guesses 2357. Flower is correct. Of course, The Announcer's mind changes again before Gelatin can guess it, too.
  • Finally, Gelatin gets fed up with the question and asks him for a new one. The Announcer asks Gelatin if he is grey. Gelatin easily gets the question, and is simultaneously annoyed with The Announcer for stalling him with the number question, and relieved to finally receive a free pass.
• The mini-challenge for episode 12 (find the impostor) is to guess which one is Balloony: Balloony, or Blocky in a terrible balloon costume. Gelatin picks the latter.
  Balloony: Gelatin, I'd like to sit down with you for a good lunch, and ask you how you could POSSIBLY THINK THAT WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER!
• When Flower gets to the mini-challenge for episode 17 (bring X back), she just drags him over from where he was standing for mini-* challenge 16 (don't quit BFB).
• Challenge 20 has X set himself on fire. When Flower extinguishes him, her reaction to X setting himself on fire again is hilarious.
  X: Yay, I'm saved! Okay, now I need to get back on fire for the others again! (Snaps fingers to ignite himself again) Ah! I'm back on fire again! Why'd I do this, it's very painful!
• For mini-challenge 26 (eliminate Profily), Flower just awkwardly tells them that they're eliminated. When Teardrop gets there, she viciously flings them away before Loser can even finish explaining the challenge.

SOS (Save Our Show)

• Taco thinks her hiding place is good, but unfortunately, everyone can see her.
• Gelatin succeeds in exciting the crowd by saying his name in different ways. When Flower tries it, they boo her off the stage.
  • And it doesn't stop there: a Carrot Cake from "The Hidden Contestant" nearly drops a piano on her, a meteor strikes her, and tons of bugs come down from the ceiling.
• Firey's attempt to raise money ends up backfiring, and the contestants end up receiving negative dollars. Leafy likes it though.
• Gelatin comes up with the idea that BFB never split in the first place. It then transitions to BFB 16 (still in MS Paint) where Four gives up on chasing Spongy and Loser and just lets them rejoin the game. Fanny's reaction pretty much mirrored the fan reaction when the split originally happened.
  Fanny: What?! Are you serious? We've been battling for so long, and you're just going to change the game rules MID-SEASON?!
  Fries: Fanny is right! That's it! Four's not good at hosting, guys! I say this exact group of 40 of us should leave this show, and that exact group of 14 can continue battling!
  Bell: Sounds good to me!

Chapter Complete

• The Announcer mentions a large crowd is watching the finale. However, only an enthusiastic Birthday Cake is there, and it turns out the Announcer forgot to send the other invitations.
  • Birthday Cake later tries to do a drumroll, but the Announcer flings them away.
• This exchange between Blocky and the Announcer, when the latter asks the former who out of the remaining contestants should win BFB:
  Blocky: Me! My opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB.
  Announcer: But Blocky, you aren't one of the possible contenders.
  Blocky: Pssh! Yeah, I know that.
  Announcer: So, why did you think that would?
  Blocky: But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion, so I thought I could fudge the rules and-
  Announcer: Blocky.
  Blocky: What?
  Announcer: Stop talking.
  (Blocky frowns)
• When Blocky tells Announcer to keep the secret that he's voting for Flower, the speaker box complies, but not before he shouts out the secret with a megaphone.
• Ruby is more concerned that Four pulling Balloony's fingers in "X Marks the Spot" lacked a punchline rather than him being hurt.
• When questioned on why he wants to steal the BFDI, Purple Face uses the same excuse that the Announcer did by saying he was in the final 14 scene, complete with him flying above the characters with wings. None of the contestants buy it.
• Four easily overhears Lollipop saying that the express train will help them outrun him, leading him to possess the vehicle and speed away. Lollipop says that the group shouldn't have announced their plans, and Balloony feels that Four's "Choo choo!" as he fled was silly and non-threatening, but Ruby proves him wrong by saying the phrase and punching him.
• This exchange, when some of the contestants return to Profily:
  Leafy: So, what happened?
  Profily: Well, you guys all left, but then you came back.
  Flower: Did you somehow think we were asking you what happened to us?
• The Stinger of the episode: Leafy and Firey try to make the last word of the season the same as the first ("hey"). They attempt to do so, but keep responding to each other or saying stuff afterward, until X takes their boat's propeller, causing them to shout "Hey!" in unison.

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