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Behold. The Powerless Two.

Even despite is Darker and Edgier tone to the rest of the show, TPOT has had quite a few funny moments.

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You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?

• The contestants are complaining about the fact that they had not started yet. Then Two appears out of nowhere with a "Well why didn't you say so?". Cue the contestants screaming in shock.
• Two's interactions with the recommended characters during Cake at Stake is sure to gain some laughs.
  • Shampoo tries to thank their viewers like Rubber Spatula did, but Two cuts them off before they get that far.
  • Two makes a joke about how it is curtains for Conch Shell, Boom Mic, and Clapboard when it is revealed that they did not make it in, but Clapboard says the joke as well ruining it for Two.
  • Discy gets impatient about how long the debut vote is taking so Two makes them wait a bit... and then reveals that they are the next one out.
  • Income Tax Return Document and PDA plan on making Two pay, and they won't help them figure out how much.
  • Tape tries to stay by sticking themselves so they don't fall through the floor, but an unamused Two removes the tape immediately foiling their plan.
  • In order to build up suspense, Two declares that there are only three debuters left, except one of them is Nonexisty, so Nickel points out that he only sees two debuters, which Two interprets as them being very attention-grabbing. They then have Winner and Price Tag move to make Nonexisty "bigger", much to Price Tag's confusion.
• The scene with Two and the contestants (except maybe Black Hole) in the elevator. Two and Nickel are casually talking about how many teams there should be as 41 of the 42 contestants and the host are all crammed in the relatively small elevator.
• The teams coming up with their names is one long hilarious scene.
  • The mere fact that every name, except for "The S!" and, if you stretch, "Death P.A.C.T. Again", are completely accidental.
  • Golf Ball nearly names her team the same way she named her teams previously. This time she stops before she finishes her sentence in what can only be described as intense horror. Tennis Ball comes and asks her "Are you OK?" which ends up being the team's name. Cue Face Fault (since Golf Ball lacks the necessary limbs to facepalm).
• Winner throws all of their teammates to the top of the building. Snowball tries doing the same, but accidentally leaves Foldy to the mercy of the wind.
• Just Not uses the elevator to get to the top. Snowball's reaction is to pry open the elevator doors, disabling the elevator. After Basketball chews him out for it, Snowball actually manages to fix the elevator by tugging on a random pulley.
• Are You Okay's plan is to use the trebuchet that Tennis Ball built back in BFB 1, (which he had to improvise into a catapult due to the lava damage). They launch themselves, but they overshoot, landing them in a tree, which bends back before slinging them back to Tennis Ball's "trebuchet", which launches them back. The team goes back and forth until Puffball has to use Fries (now emptied of his fries) as a bucket to catch the rest of her team.
• Remote's plan to get to the top? Climb up the stairs and use Black Hole's gravity to propel themselves to the top. This doesn't work out for a number of reasons, and her response clinches it:
  Remote: Maybe we Didn't Think This Through.
• As Remote literally and metaphorically carries most of her team to the roof, she drops Marker, who cheekily presses the "elevator up" button. Sure enough, the elevator stops there later, much to the annoyance of Basketball, who mashes the "door close" button.
  Eggy: You know those buttons don't do anything, right?
• The contestants give Two a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown for failing to ensure that they heard an important part of their instructions for the challenge. Then the scene abruptly cuts to Two cheerily telling the audience to vote as if nothing happened.

The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life

• The opening scene. Death P.A.C.T. Again are trying to order batteries from Robot Flower (Since Remote sacrificed hers at the end of TPOT 1), but she keeps coming back with things that are decidedly NOT batteries. Nearly everyone on the team is doing something silly:
  • Black Hole asks Fanny what's going on in there, only to get her catchphrase as a non-answer.
  • Lightning suggests asking Robot Flower more politely. Later, he suggests asking her more rudely.
  • Pie politely, clearly and eloquently asks Robot Flower for a battery. Robot Flower happily obliges and returns with a laser gun.
  • Tree is getting sick of getting random stuff, and has even counted the number of times they tried asking for a battery with an abacus. That number totals up to two-thousand seven-hundred attempts, though they only got the abacus a good way in.
  • Marker is busy playing with a paperclip.
  • Lightning ends up bargaining with Cloudy for his battery in exchange for the entire pile of items Death P.A.C.T. Again got from Robot Flower, whereas Tree tries to call him out on taking Remote's battery.
    Tree: Oh, come on! We left a battery on the ground, and it went missing! Where else do things go when they're missing?
    Cloudy: Maybe it... umm, uhh... flew away! 'C-Cau-Cause it... doesn't like you.
• During the challenge Marker tells Black Hole that he sucks (as in sucks stuff up) but Black Hole thinks that Marker insulted him until Fanny clarifies that Black Hole can suck stuff up. Black Hole says that he can suck stuff but when he tries to demonstrate, he ends up sucking up all their blocks.
  • Later, Marker kidnaps Rocky since he can barf up blocks for them. As he is running, he runs into (literally) Ice Cube.
    Ice Cube: Stop right there!
  • Only to trip on her, accidentally causing her death.
  • Later still, when they are faced with Teardrop (who has the laser gun from earlier) killing everyone, Marker charges at her with a cry of "Revenge!" as he bites her arm. Teardrop quickly recovers, shoots Marker with an arm laser, and then kills him with the laser gun.
  • When she tries to shoot Black Hole, it's a No-Sell, so she runs after him, shooting at him the entire time.
• When Remote finally awakens from being out due to losing her battery, she asks what had happened, only for Fanny to angrily explain that they lost the previous challenge, lost Pie, and are losing the current challenge. Remote tells Fanny to "cool it". What does Fanny do? She immediately turns on and blows air while wearing a blank expression.
• Bell gets tangled up around the Team8s' block stack. What does she do to get unstuck? Zoom around with the stack still attached while screaming.
  • When Needle and Saw set the stack free, Bell is free. Bell stops abruptly and sees herself unstuck.
    Bell: (stops and looks up to see she has been freed) ...Oh.
  • It's her little smile that sells it.

Getting Puffball to Think About Rollercoasters

Gardening Zero

• Lightning and Puffball are fighting over the former's bracelet, with Lightning repeatedly dodging and zapping the latter. Two, who is in the foreground, looks at them, and smiles.

Fishes and Dishes

• Death P.A.C.T Again's strategy is to simply hold their breaths underwater while looking for the plates, while communicating with Yoyle Dance that is translated for us with subtitles.
  • Fanny puts essentially no effort into her dancing compared to Marker and Tree.
  • Tree becomes the Yoyle Dance equivalent of a Motor Mouth at one point,^{what he said}I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay- well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level- luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret i- causing Fanny to point out that she didn't understand a single word of what Tree just said.
  • Yoyle dance is not good at communicating emotions, so Tree's declaration of "No! So much death!" is done with a big grin on his face despite that being the exact opposite of his intended reaction.
• Snowball is not good at driving the fish submarine. While driving it into a wall and then the ocean floor is to be expected, Snowball somehow gets it back onto land and into a drive through where he orders some fries (they don't taste good due to being prepared for a fish).
  • He tries to have Bell take over but she points out that she can't drive due to having no limbs, Snowball assumes that Bell is being dramatic and tries to boost her confidence.

The Great Goikian Bake-Off

• The entirety of "Just Not's Journey." Its about Just Not going on a quest to slay a dragon... but it is sung by a Jerkass Interactive Narrator that aggressively demands that Just Not do various things with the intention of only slowing them down.
• Two eating The S's vomit cereal. It ends as well as you'd expect once they find out it's actual vomit and not vomit flavored.
  Two: *screaming, while Clock, Ice Cube, Yellow Face and Rocky look at Two. Rocky is clearly smiling*
• Two gets eaten by Death P.A.C.T Again's fish, and it takes 9 days for everyone to free them, and then the fish eats them again immediately after.

The Seven Wonders of Goiky

• Are You Okay? urges for Golf Ball and Puffball to take the day off, so they decide to go sabotage some teams.
  Golf Ball: Beware, Team8s! As we have come to sabotage you! Annnd... (notices that they've already broken their mirror)
  Puffball: (beat) Looks like this team is sucking already. This is sad.
  Golf Ball: Yeah. Uh, this team is clearly struggling and in enough trouble as it is. L-Let's go sabotage Just Not!

Balancing P.A.C.T.

• Two accidentally smashing Cake when trying to eliminate him.
  • His teammates react with shocked expressions, except for Bomby, who isn't paying attention, and Pillow, who instead sports an elated expression.
• After gluing Bottle to the balance beam, Yellow Face begins an advertisement stating that his glue sucks and proves it by talking about how he glued participants to the sides of buildings, volcanos, and clouds and all of them fell immediately and died. He then mentions that he held a funeral for the participants and sent their coffins away into the sky with balloons but the balloons unstuck immediately as well because he used his glue brand to stick the balloons.

Outbreak at Stake

• Two seems to take it rather personally whenever the Cake at Stake song gets interrupted, as Tennis Ball finds out when he questions why they seem to care more about still hosting the game rather than trying to stop the undead from breaking in. They ask if the contestants can let them finish, and then the song just picks back up from where it got interrupted.
• Fanny still lacks her mouth from the previous episode, something Marker is quite amused about.
  Marker: Phew! You can't argue now, huh, buddy?
• As Donut finds out the hard way, Four, X, and Clock are off on a "kitchen bonding retreat", which just turns out to be them fishing out at sea. In an attempt to make Clock happy, X clones himself and puts himself on the end of the fishing line so the algebraliens can pretend he caught something, something they're much more pleased about than he is.
  Clock: Yay.
• As The Strongest Team on Earth is being chased by the infected recommended characters, Bell doesn't seem to realize that Snowball is weighing her down due to him being made of metal, instead genuinely wondering if "Undead Nonexisty" is the culprit.
• After Pin uses an undead Coiny to chip her way out of the the cavern, she has an amusing exchange with Black Hole
  Pin: I DID IT! I... did it.
  Black Hole: Oh, hey Pi—uh, wha? Did you KILL COINY?
  Pin: Uh... it's not what it looks like?
• Since all the members of Just Not are deceased by the time the challenge is complete, Eraser fills in for them when Two says they're up for elimination, letting out a very monotone "no" that trails off rather abruptly.

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