Funny / Becky Prim

• Jesse's Establishing Character Moment:
  (talking to her friends) "...And she wouldn't give me a stick of gum, so I tore out her eyelashes."
• "Unless you make like a tree, and get the fuck off my bench!"
• Becky finding out she's now dead:
  (feels for her pulse, only to find nothing) "...Shit."
• Becky hanging out with Lizzie Borden in the afterlife:
  Becky: So, Lizzie Borden. 40 whacks to the head, was it? Seems a tad excessive.
  Lizzie: One for each day of Christ's final temptation.
  Becky: ...alright, whatever fruit loop.
• Becky finally having enough of Purg and stomping down every ghost that comes near her.
  Becky: I've had it up to here with this Wackyland bullshit! It smells like a library and no one blinks! How'd I even get here, Lizzie B.?
  Lizzie Borden: (shrugs)
  • Becky remembering what killed her is proceeded by the ghost of the bee that stung her floating around.
    Becky: That crummy little skeez and his stupid murder bee! I'm gonna haunt his ass.
• After Becky appears in Norville's room:
  Norville: Becky! Is that you?
  Becky: No, it's the goddamn Tooth Fairy.
• Soon after possessing Norville's body, Becky accidentally discovers his Stalker Shrine.
  Becky: WHAT THE FU- (school bell ringing)
• The lady on the school intercom gives an important reminder:
  Intercom: A reminder to students that prayer before test taking is still considered cheating.
• Another gem from Jesse:
  "So much jabber. Sometimes you just want to lollipop their throat with a gel pen!"
• After Jesse spots Becky (in Norville's body) sitting on her bench:
  Jesse: Hey, loser. I think you might be in our seat. Pick up your caboose and vamoose!
  Becky: Why don't you friggin' make me, Starbucks?
• After Becky's ghost emerges out of Norville's mouth, Jesse refers to her as "Bessandra". Which causes Becky to momentarily stop and ask what Jesse's even talking about at this point.
• The aftermath of Becky using her powers on Jesse and her posse:
  Jesse: Fine! We'll like, go sit somewhere else or whatever. (drags her friends' corpses with her) Cheese and rice, Becky.
  • Note this is the only time Jesse ever calls Becky by her actual name.

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