Film: Adventures in Babysitting
Albert Collins: Some guys are out to getíem, and the girlís probably dead. She ainít got a nickel.It was just a simple babysitting job, Gone Horribly Wrong.Chris Parker's boyfriend can't make it to their date that night, so with nothing else to do, she babysits the Anderson's children Sara and Brad.Then Chris' friend, Brenda, calls in a panic about running away from home but then changing her mind and asking Chris to pick her up. Chris can't leave her charges behind, so she takes them and Brad's friend Daryl along with her. She gets a flat on the highway, then realizes she forgot her purse. Things just get more crazy from there.Chris Columbus' directing debut, this film was the first PG-13 film released by Disney (albeit under the Touchstone Pictures studio name, to avoid the association with strictly family content).
Kids: And we should be in bed!
Albert Collins: And you outa luck.
Kids: And we should be in bed!
Albert Collins: And you outa luck.
This Film Provides Examples Of:
- Avoid the Dreaded G Rating: A MacGuffin being a Playboy, where Chris is the spitting image of the centerfold, some borderline offensive jokes and a Wild Teen Party would be enough, but a couple quick exchanges of the F word were enough to get that PG-13. Though they did have to cut out another scene to keep the rating (see below).
- Badass Longcoat: Chris rocks one throughout the whole movie.
- Bastard Boyfriend: Mike. Not abusive, but cold and unfaithful toward a girl who was willing to dance and lip-sync her way through an entire doo-wop song at the prospect of their anniversary date (and who evidently resembled a Playboy centerfold).
- Blind Mistake: Brenda, stranded in a bus station without her glasses, pets a huge rat thinking it's a lost cat.
- Blind Without 'Em: Brenda. Oh, Brenda.
- Book Ends: "Then He Kissed Me" is featured at the beginning and end.
- Bratty Half-Pint: Sara has her moments.
- Broken Pedestal:
- Sara is heartbroken when Mr. Dawson (who looks exactly like Thor, her hero) turns out to be a Jerk Ass and won't let them have the car because they're $5 short. Good thing he turns out be a Jerk with a Heart of Gold instead.
- This is Chris's reaction when she discovers that her boyfriend is a total sleaze.
- Butt Monkey: Brenda.
- The Cameo: Albert Collins.
- Catch Phrase: "Ya think?"
- Chekhov's Gag: "Stray Dog." Also, Daryl loses the Playboy he presumably stole from his dad. Also "Nobody leaves this place without singin' the Blues." Also... actually, it would probably be quicker to list the gags that aren't Chekhov's Gags.
- The City Narrows: The bus station, where Brenda saw three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants, a homeless man who lives in the telephone booth she's trying to use, and a guy who keeps showing her his gun.
- Country Mouse: Just suburban, but otherwise the same.
- Covers Sort Of Lie:
- They don't scale a skyscraper, as the poster shows, but Sara finds herself stuck outside of one in the climax.
- Also, Chris doesn't wear the skirt (or shoes) seen in the poster, either.
- The international version◊ of the poster removes Maia Brewton completely and replaces her with George Newbern (who is also scaling the building, for some reason) to focus on the romantic element of the story...which is only a small part of the movie.
- Easter Egg: According to an interview with actor Keith Coogan, Elizabeth Shue is actually in the frat party scene as two simultaneous people—both as Chris and as a random girl wearing a black cap and sunglasses. This was so that she could dance as an extra while other angles were being filmed.
- Evil Overlooker: On the Japanese poster.
- Fangirl: Sara is a big...nay, HUGE fan of Thor.
- Good Samaritan: "Handsome" John Pruitt; while his Simple Plan to tow Chris' car to his garage and even pay to replace the tire does go awry, he makes partial amends for it later, even with the police after him.
- He Didn't Make It: Subversion:Brad, thanks to Mistaken Identity.
- Heel-Face Turn: Joe Gipp.
- He Knows Too Much: That Playboy issue had a bunch of notes the gangsters scribbled down...so much, in fact, that it would send them to jail.
- Hook Hand
- I Can Explain: Yup, Chris's boyfriend was NOT doing what he claimed he was. He was with another girl. Although, he doesn't even try to explain. He just doesn't care. Chris dumps him, and ends up with a different guy by the end.
- Identical Stranger: "Shaylene" the (fictitious) Playboy centerfold that supposedly looks like Chris. (Of course, seeing as the viewers only see it briefly, we can only Take Their Word For It.
- If You Taunt Him, You Will Be Just Like Him: Double subversionBrad: <<grabs Mike by the collar>> Iíd love to hit you. Iíd love to pound your face.
Mike: Yeah, go ahead.
Brad: <<lets Mike go>> But I wonít. Youíre so slimy, I wonít sink to your level.
Daryl: I will. <<kicks Mike in the back>>
- Jerk Ass: See above descriptions of Mike.
- Little Miss Snarker: Sara.
- Mama Bear: Chris, especially on the train, dealing with the gang members.Gang leader: Don't fuck with the Lords Of Hell! (After he throws his switchblade down into Brad's foot.)Chris (yanks the knife out of Brad's foot and points it at the leader): Don't fuck with the BABYSITTER!
- Market-Based Title: This was released in Britain as A Night On The Town.
- Monochrome Casting: Obviously intentional in the case of the jazz bar.
- Offscreen Inertia: Although it can be presumed the police eventually brought him back in and arrested him along with his boss, at the end of the movie the gangster who climbed out on the side of the Smurfit-Stone building to get Sara and the Playboy is shown still out there, clinging to the glass in terror...
- Precision F-Strike: Two in two successive lines, resulting in the movie's PG-13 rating. See above.
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy: The suburban white kids wow the cynical inner-city black audience with their improvised blues song. Though maybe they're just getting props for working under duress (what, exactly, happens to those who refuse to comply with the order to sing the blues?).
- Pretty in Mink: A teenage runaway in a white fur jacket, Mrs. Anderson has a black mink coat, and Chris uses a full-length coat with a huge collar to sneak into the office party the Andersons are attending.
- Random Events Plot: Chris' friend Brenda runs away, has to have Chris pick her up, the car gets a flat, they get picked up by a truck driver with a Hook Hand, who is pretty nice until he finds out his wife is cheating on him, they end up getting in a car while it's getting stolen... It just goes on and on. See A Simple Plan below.
- Running Gag: The Playboy centerfold.
- Shout-Out:"All right, it's quittin' time at Tara!"
- A Simple Plan: All Chris is trying to do is drive herself and the kids into the city, pick Brenda up, and drive back.
- The Stinger: See Offscreen Inertia above.
- Terrifying Rescuer: Chris's car gets a flat, leaving her stranded on the side of the expressway. She is understandably frightened when a huge truck pulls up behind her and a hulking figure with a Hook Hand gets out. But this turns out to be tow-truck driver "Handsome" John Pruitt, who offers her a free tow to Dawson's Garage.
- Trailers Always Spoil: The trailer pretty much walked the viewer through the film's main events, including the climax at the Smurfit-Stone building, then actually showed the parents returning home and Chris sitting on the couch, safe and sound. "Any problems?" they ask, to which she casually responds, "No, not really.". Kinda destroys the tension.
- Urban Legend: Chris is telling one to the kids while heading to the bus station. About the guy with the hook. Guess what the helpful tow truck driver who rescues them a few minutes later is sporting.
- Wicked Stepmother: Brenda says her father's new wife is this, although the credibility is questionable. Either way, the tumultuous relationship with her stepmom is why Brenda tries running away from home.
- Worst Aid: CHRIS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT OF BRAD'S FOOT! (Okay, it was a toe, the wound only required a single stitch, and she pulled the knife out not in an effort at first aid but in order to defend him and herself from a gang. But the scare where the ER doc confused them for asking about a different patient and told him "their friend" was dead, when Brad was actually just fine, may have been a bit karmic).
- Wrong Guy First: Mike
- Younger Than They Look: The prostitute. Or so she claims.