Mweheheh
What do you bring to the airport?
A dead Muppet, an overdue library book and expired potato salad.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
The Vagrant
Where is that smell coming from?
I didn't plan for it to break the building, okay? It was just a nail-sized rock!
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
my current job
Why did you just destroy the building I work at?
I dunno, have you played Canasta before?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I need some advice on running a xenophobic fortified totalitarian city-state for at least my lifetime—it's okay if my heirs get overthrown, I'm not really interested in what happens after my natural death. What would be the best way to go about setting up a sustainable autocratic government?
You should probably undo that edit and then never edit anything on this wiki ever again, you terrible, terrible person.
Hey, look what I wrote on your wall. For real.
Thanks for telling me that before I put my hand in it.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
You do realize that that dip was made with Soul Edge?
Because my eye is ON FIRE!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The King Without a Kingdom
Why do you think a psychopath stole the matches?
Those nudists put me in prison.
It's been 3000 years…
Why do you need a fire extinguisher?
I am NOT coming down from this chandelier until you destroy that zombie animatronic bunny!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Transcender of Gender
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Why do you have an irrational hatred of naked people?
Can you come down and play with Mr. Snuffles already before you bring down the ceiling with you?
All I have to say is that he was asking for it.
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
The King Without a Kingdom
Why did you give him a purple nurple, tie him to a wood chipper, and melt his body hair off with hot wax?
I'm not very popular.
It's been 3000 years…
So after the found out you were the wrong guy, they beat and arrested you anyways?
The answer is not appropriate for impolite discussion.
Tell me something happy
What was the most clean game of Cards Against Humanity you ever played?
Because John was a zombie.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
COME, AND SEE
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Lobsters from space!
edited 28th Apr '15 8:53:17 PM by GhostElm
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Braids From S286 Not Included
What spectacular astronomical light show are we going to see tonight?
Come over to my house. I've got a new "quest" for you.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dipper fan
I rescued you princess peach, what now?
Becuase Senpai noticed me!
Forgiveness is beyond justice, faith is superior than hope, redemption is better than perfection and love is greater than them all.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Why is your nose bleeding?
And that, my kids, is How I Met Your Mother.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
How'd you meet our mom? Tell us in 6 seasons worth of episodes, could you?
Probably the time when I went back in time with Abraham Lincoln and rode space robot bears shooting lazars.
Fly Air Madeline
This comb is really old, dad. When did you get it?
Because Yume Nikki and games like it are awesome.
edited 30th Apr '15 5:30:27 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Because I'm the emperor here, not you.
edited 30th Apr '15 6:29:12 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
At the heart of the world...
Why the hell did you nationalize those copper mines?! And the canal, too!
🎵 Maybe it's time...to say goodbye 🎵
What are the lyrics to that song?
I feel tired.
The Scarlet Witch
Why is your head constantly drooping?
Because it's so good.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Braids From S286 Not Included
Why are you watching that cutesy kiddie TV show?
Because A Wizard Did It.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Should I even ask if anyone has any note-worthy comments about what the heck just happened?
Bags. Bags within bags. Indefinitely.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous