Professional Professionalist
ok
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Not ok
screw you both, I'm gonna marinate the toaster and feed it to the machine god
my current job
Don't do the marination in the sink. People have died that way.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
What do you propose?
The nacho cheese is getting away, Wallaces!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Just a Mettaur
sfdvtgrtdfbtgvscsrgdsfgcsdgcsdrcgsdgfrcdsf
A great Mascot Mook.
Part-Time Omen of Death
there is something in my apartment
it is gray and furry
and it makes funny noises like meows and purring
Stupid doomed timeline...
Disasturbator
Part-Time Omen of Death
well it DOES purr...
hmm...
Stupid doomed timeline...tell the thing that it is very good
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Part-Time Omen of Death
The thing has also been petted.
There is now a very happy gray fuzzy thing in my apartment.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Just as long as it's not "the thing." ;)
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Disasturbator
please dont pet Ben Grimm
New theme music also a boxTell that to Alicia Masters. 
And he's a better thing to pet than the alien with Nausea Fuel-causing Lovecraftian Superpowers.
Part-Time Omen of Death
it is a Dusty thing
which is...
Cute.
The other things are thingish, though!
Stupid doomed timeline...
Part-Time Omen of Death
None of them are the thing that must not be done.
...the Eldritch one comes close.
Doing the thing sometimes leads to Eldritch-y stuff. And doomed timelines. Or something.
(and no it isn't that thing either but you should probably avoid doing that one too.)
Stupid doomed timeline...
Part-Time Omen of Death
...oof I think I just got existential turquoise in my purple argyle.
that's not good
then again this timeline was doomed anyway.
Stupid doomed timeline...Why do I feel so tired all of a sudden? :S x_x
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
im an adult now ig
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterHappy Birthday! :) ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
Disasturbator
your a man now dog
New theme music also a box
happy birthday White Wolf. Now stop being a dingus and help me smuggle refrigerators.
Heya there! I'm West.
dhir no
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
-turns into a ket and lunges at West-
meow
ok then
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character