Invent a story premise based around the above poster

Polymphus was just your average person: working in a dead-end job in a coffee shop with seemingly no prospect of advancement.

Until, that is, they found out they were the offspring of a god.

Now Polymphus tries to use their powers for good while trying to avoid getting fired!

Flanker 66 is a fighter pilot determined to fight for his country. Can he beat the enemy and win the day, or will this flying ace be killed in action?

Android #X1 is on a mission... but can androids feel love?

I Love Dogs meets there match in I Love Cats. Will these two learn to get along, or will their school go to the dogs... and cats!

edited 1st Jun '10 5:50:47 PM by Nonsensical Lyric

will nonsenical lyric find her misplaced stash of drugs?

Meet ryal - no capital letter required - a mercenary for hire in a twisted city of flesh machines and unstable people. A Croenenberg-esque film full of raw snark and plenty of meat.

...hot damn, I want to see this movie now.

edited 1st Jun '10 10:06:20 PM by Pirka

pinka can be my partner!

In a time of ancient gods, warriors and kings, when a man in turmoil cried out for a hero... He was Ryal. A mighty troper, forged in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The danger. His courage will change the world.

She swore she had never. She swore she would never. She swore she would chop off your hand with a light saber if you ever bothered her about it again. But, this summer, wellinever... WILL.

edited 2nd Jun '10 7:22:26 PM by Nonsensical Lyric

Nonsensical Lyric is a struggling pop star, fuelled by drugs and nonsensical music. But can she quit the drugs, write a song, and propel herself to stardom?

x1 kuriai has to save his brother john kuriaki from the ZOMBIE GOASTS

Ryal's avatar: What does it mean? Where did it come from? Why does everyone want to know what it is? Find out on... Ryal: The Avatar Story.

Chabal the 2nd - a demon lord - is free! Free at long last - except that he ended up in a Dwarf Fortress, and the dwarves that survived the initial attack by the infernal hordes now worship him as a god. Join him on his wacky misadventures as he attempts to keep his minions - both dwarven and demonic - from dying horribly.

Flanker66 was an ordinary soldier fighting the war in Iraq until an encounter with the Mysterious Man led him to find that he is the 66th attempt at creating a super soldier,where did the others go?Why was he the last one?Why can't he punt a car?Join Flanker66 on a wild journey to uncover an Ancient Conspiracy handed down through generations.

-Sexy spy music-

Who's the guy with the .44 and a license to kill?

SLENDAAAAAAAH!

Who's got a blonde on one arm and a diet soda in the other?

SLENDAAAAAAAH!

Pirka, a mad scientist who conducts experiments with the help of her Cute Shotaro Boy assistant.

Zyxzy mindfucks people with Rei daily!

The title she'd been looking for was a harmless doggy picture book to share with her new baby brother. Now a mysterious tome with the power to bring literary characters to life has turned her quiet suburban life upside down!

The Mysterious Troper lurks in the shadows, helping Tropes that need more wiki love. However, an influx of vandals means they have their work cut out. Can they do it?

When a new intergalactic space war emerges, Flanker 66 is drafted into the American Space Force. Can he defeat Space Hitler and save the galaxy?

Daionusthe23rd is an Ordinary High-School Student who gets trapped in the world of his favorite show. Will he ever get back home? Is any of this even real? Does that fox have two tails and a surprisingly humanoid body? Do I smell cookies? Find out this and more by watching 23rd!

edited 14th Jun '10 12:52:03 PM by Katrika

Katrika: Girl Scientist.

I Love Dogs is a rather ordinary boy, except for the minor complication of having been as the Champion of the Magnificent Court against the intrusions of the Iron Centurions, which necessitates the putting of one's life on the line on a daily basis. At least, it ones one popular with all sorts of extraordinary females...shame about the whole "Turn into woman" part of being a championship. Can I Love Dogs survive both the his/her duty and navigate the minefield that is his/her harem?

edited 16th Jun '10 9:40:46 PM by Zyxzy

Zyxzy is the guardian of the Reispin Museum. One day, all of those are stolen! Join him as he retrieves those memetic artifacts!

Kinkajou is a prince of thieves. But what happens when he meets not only a thief that can match his own skill but an attractive detective capable of finding out his secret identity... if she plays her cards right? Find out every Wednesday at 10