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I heard a rumor that the original host broken her leg. Maybe it's cursed.
...and that's why I'll never climb into a fire truck full of sushi again.
Sushi is rice and fish, that wasn't sushi.
...Then why did the boss need 50 pounds of seaweed?
The horse insisted on it. And we can't disobey the horse's orders because that will make Batman really mad at us.
I think Batman's really mad at us anyway because we took the Justice League ship for a joyride and crashed into the Hall of Justice.
oh come on, we were blackmailed by angel bunny, a bunny of all things!
Look, I'm sorry man but those Carrot Shanks hurt. And I don't even want to imagine what that Carrot Gun could have done.
Not as bad as the litter gun from the Killer Cats.
Oh god. Remember that time we used it on Streaky?
Oh, don't remind me of that. We had to scrape off so much carrot. Wait, was it carrot or litter, I can't remember...
Ot was litter but someone had also mixed acid in with it. How that hadn't melted the box is beyond me.
The box was lead, which is why most of us are going through chemo now. Not sure I trust the doctor.
I told you, the doctor is fine. Just don't mention the C-A-N-A-D-A word and he'll be fine. He still gets flashbacks, is all...
You mean Candle Jack? I mean, it got really annoying having to blank his full name out all the time for the sake of a dumb joke, so maybe we're safe from him now?
Edited by WillyFourEyes on Oct 1st 2019 at 7:30:29 AM
Speaking of doctors, wouldn't it have been better to go to an actual hospital instead of a back alley place. Last place like this I went to I ended up barfing up slugs for an entire week.
You got off lucky. Jack here spewed eels for a week.
And that is why eating waffles everyday is good. Did I tell you of the time I battled a giant scorpion?
Only because you wouldn't stop yelling "GET OVER HERE!" while I was sitting in Johnny's cage freezing my ass off in sub-zero temperatures.
You throw a house into the sun one time and they never let you forget it.
Oh, don't get me started about that. L is still not letting me live it down...Come on, it's not my fault that it was the wrong Hyperdrive edition! How was I supposed to know that we needed V4e.II?! It's not like anyone showed me the instructions or anything!
Edited by BOOM-Fanfic-a-latta on Oct 12th 2019 at 12:14:15 PM
You couldn't have gotten them anyway. He burned it.
Well.... there was a spare set... but it was in the frikken house.
Not just in the house, the dog frikken ate it.
Whose dog was it, anyway?
I don't even want to imagine the implications of a dog owning another dog.
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