You Could Use some Imagination
They emerged with a chain and an obsession with bringing people physically closer to them, often to the detriment of said people's health.
A playlist of sea shanties
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The World's Least Powerful Man
They emerged wearing a pirate costume; loudly and aggressively off-key singing "What do We do with a Drunken Sailor?".
A copy of Wolfenstein: The New Order.
Edited by dvorak on Sep 25th 2022 at 10:03:24 AM
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One is a genius. The other's insane.
They emerged with B.J's weapons and armor.
"Are you're pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but us being referenced on a signature, isn't that too silly to use?"
You Could Use some Imagination
They emerged wearing a cardigan and speaking only in gibberish. On the bright side they did not turn into animals.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The World's Least Powerful Man
Loading all the WH40K games I could find crashed the system. Before it did, the subject exited as an army of tabletop-scaled Space Marines in a mish-mash of colors and chapter badges.
After a reboot, Sonic '06
Edited by dvorak on Oct 1st 2022 at 8:15:09 AM
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You Could Use some Imagination
The subject was, ironically, extremely slow and had a habit of glitching.
An audio book of The Divine Comedy
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 26th 2022 at 1:33:05 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Subject collapsed and began to weep, saying visions of the afterlife were flashing before their eyes. Efforts to alleviate the emotional distress proved insufficient, requiring the administration of amnestics.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Subject was revived with anime hair, a muscular (but not overly so) body, an orange sweatsuit, and a complexion that can only be described as "pastel." Subject exhibited the ability to perform magical Karaté moves and a tendancy to eat far more than their otherwise trim body type would suggest. They've also lost their "inside voice."
A 4-hour long Zero Punctuation playlist.
Edited by dvorak on Sep 28th 2022 at 9:24:37 AM
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You Could Use some Imagination
The subject exited with an extremely negative view on Video Games and a refusal to acknowledge that positive things existed. they showed extreme disdain for Tropes that weren't even a little bit problematic. In short, I want to punch them in the face.
The first season of the Pokémon anime.
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 28th 2022 at 12:28:00 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The World's Least Powerful Man
Subject revived with an obsession to "be the very best" pokémon trainer "like no-one ever was." They also revived with 20% of their body mass transmuted into a Pikachu.
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MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
They become extremely hated, even if they themselves havent done anything wrong, because anytime someone looks at they they think of Duke Nukem 3D and its controversy
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
You Could Use some Imagination
We tried it with all four routes. The first subject exited with a spear, an eyepatch, and bloodlust. The second one became a half-dragon misanthrope with an Oedipus complex. The third one was about a foot shorter than before, had a massive axe, and immediately started fighting the half-dragon. The fourth had a bow and showed interest in advocacy groups despite previously having no interest in such organizations before.
Edited by BackSet1 on Sep 30th 2022 at 2:38:20 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
Subject died minutes after being rezzed. Turns out human hardware can't run Crysis.
A photo of Boy George Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The World's Least Powerful Man
The subject exited looking like Boy George, loudly and aggressively off-key singing Culture Club songs.
A copy of StarCraft
Edited by dvorak on Sep 30th 2022 at 11:37:11 AM
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You Could Use some Imagination
Millions of tiny versions of the subject emerged and began Zerg Rushing the nearest researcher.
An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising Part 1
and Part 2
Edited by BackSet1 on Oct 3rd 2022 at 2:50:35 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Subject gained a sword and showed extreme proficiency in cutting objects.
How about we throw Trevor in, with Brantsteele’s Survivor Simulator loaded up.
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
Nothing noteworthy happened. Upon running the simulation after testing concluded, I now believe the machine tried to infuse him with the essence of the simulation's first boot. Would like to try this test again.
Castle Cats Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
You Could Use some Imagination
Subject emerged with a cat head and a hatred of pugs.
The digital version of Sentinels of the Multiverse.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
Bump.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
You Could Use some Imagination
The subject emerged with a new appreciation of co-op tabletop and an unusual craving for podcasts.
Every version of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at once.
Edited by BackSet1 on Oct 14th 2022 at 10:37:36 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Subject seemed normal until they opened their mouth, at which point it was revealed they could no longer speak at normal volume, their voice instead being so loud as to cause structural damage to the test lab.
Edited by ChloeJessica on Oct 6th 2022 at 12:29:55 PM
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
Subject became an amazing lawyer, but tried to defend Bob, even after it was clear he stole Archsage's stuff.
Your Turn to Die Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
The subject was completely normal, they seemed to gain memories of partaking in the death game’s first trial though, memories afterward are fuzzy.
Edit: Two days later a regular checkup revealed the subject had actually failed their first trial and the person was not actually revived and was instead replaced by a doll.
Hey, lets try BrantSteele Again, but make sure the first boot isn't human.
Edited by JKBenbot on Oct 7th 2022 at 4:34:54 AM
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
I put an image of the Make-Up Spider as one of the contestants and rigged it against her. As expected, she got out first. I then rezzed the subject but it appears he wasn't infused with the essence of Make-Up Spider, but of someone else, specifically the runner-up, whom I gave a high strategic ability and great social skills. The subject exhibited both these qualities. In conclusion, the machine picks a contestant at random to infuse the subject with.
The cast teaser for the new season of Total Drama Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.
Welcome new employees to the TropeCo Reviver Machine Test Facility! Thanks to a few crossed wires, the TropeCo Reviver Machine will infuse a cadaver with the qualities of whatever ROM file is loaded into its memory as it works its magic to bring back the poor, unfortunate test subject back to the Land of the Living! In an effort to reduce clutter in our main office
, we've decided to launch an open beta to determine the best pack-in game, soundtrack, and/or (after working out a few bugs) film to be included with the device's full launch.
The rules are simple. The first poster names a movie, video game, or band, and the next poster tells us how the test subject was "improved," then proposes another experiment.
To demonstrate: A) Doom Eternal
B) They revived with green power armor, a Crucible sword, and a head-full of mad!
Star Wars
Etc.
These ARE experiments after all, so feel free to add characters directly to the machine as well!
And to start... Mortal Kombat
Edited by dvorak on Sep 25th 2022 at 10:04:07 AM
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