its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
The They who said it
Florien and Florian invite Bee onto a spaceship, and then as soon as they're in orbit, throw Bee out the airlock. They have the Pizza, and begin flying off rapidly towards the main base of the Alliance, only for it to abruptly disappear from all scanners.
Florien and Florian instead land on a small asteroid base and hide out there with the Pizza.
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Mad is mysteriously missing, but not to worry! His trusty doppelganger, madface8, somehow turns the entire asteroid into pizza, and turns the pizza into a tiny asteroid. He then steals both the asteroid and the pizza... somehow.
Edited by madface7 on Nov 21st 2020 at 3:14:21 AM
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Electro Archon
MP: Take this, you fourth-Reich wannabe!
MP blasts Mad with a Beam Spam from his starship battalion, vaporizing Mad. The capital ship grabs the pizza asteroid into the deck and mines it.
MP: Course is set to the last known locations of the Supreme Toppings
The Supreme Toppings include, but are not limited to, Pepperoni, Sausage, Bell Peppers, Onions, Olives, and Mushrooms.
MP encounters an unknown human body that washes up on the deck.
MP: ...Guma?
MP enters hyper speed to the Pepperoni Supreme Topping, when suddenly...
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 21st 2020 at 4:30:39 AM
Mp's ship is rammed, destroyed, and easily ran over by vjoi joy riding his Galaxy sized space warship.
Vjoi noticing this, grabs the pizza and uses his wind screen wipes to get the Chunky Salsa stains off the window as he speeds off.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Tales reappears with a vengeance, riding a flying motorcycle. He swoops down and steals the pizza from the car, when..)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
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madface8 chases after Tales in his trusty Orangecycle.
Comrade, you will not escape madface8's wrath.
He swipes the pizza.
Together, Mother Russia have orange on pizza. On all pizza. Will happen one day. Is good.
He travels away on his Orangecopter.
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some guy
madface8 then finds an old man who is sitting on the Orangecopter.
The old man gives madface8 an orange which madface8 accepts.
SIKE! THE ORANGE IS A BOMB AND THE OLD MAN WAS I, TZAORAY!
I jump off the helicopter and activate my parachute as the Orangecopter explodes and grabbed the pizza as it was falling, i then gently fall to the ground and took off my parachute.
I pull out and computer and looked up "How to keep an good and healthy Cargo Ship".
Edited by tzaoray on Nov 23rd 2020 at 5:11:23 AM
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
Electro Archon
PM, who had undergone 20XX years of training, now goes by the moniker Project M.
Project M teleports to Vyoj's cockpit and promptly zero-to-death comboes him into non-existence.
PM: I'm the captain now!
Project M opens the warship's airlocks and ejects Tzaoray. The pizza is teleported to Project M, unscathed. Project M also makes some modifications to make Vyoj's warship a Transforming Mecha.
PM: Entering plaid speed... NOW!
Using plaid speed, Project M teleports to The Meat Dimension, the known location of the Pepperoni, Sausage, and Bacon Supreme Toppings, when suddenly...
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 22nd 2020 at 11:13:49 AM
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madface8 is in the Meat Dimension, hanging out with the Meat there. Using the power of Meat, he summons a Meat worm to eat PM and grab the pizza.
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uwu'd too hard
R3Ked is back from... many pages ago, uses a bunch of speed (again) to go to the Meat dimension, and chokes the meat worm as it barfs out the pizza. He is then very grossed out, throws up, and gets out.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 23rd 2020 at 6:57:31 AM
Guma awakens and coughs up some luminiferous aether. How did he get here? Doesn’t matter. He Leias over to R and places them in a chokehold, allowing him to take the pizza.
Vjoi takes the Boring Yet Practical option and orders THE PIZZA™ on the Door Dash app, Vjoi quietly waits as the driver steals it from Guma and delivers it to him.
Edited by vjoi on Nov 24th 2020 at 8:40:48 AM
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Electro Archon
The driver ends being MP, who gives Vjoi a Crazy Hamburger instead. Vjoi is turned into a maniacal laughing mess from the Joker Venom in the Crazy Hamburger. MP rides off with the pizza and searches for the Mozzarella Cheese Supreme Topping in Italy.
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 24th 2020 at 8:59:23 AM
uwu'd too hard
R3 escapes from the chokehold and goes to Italy with his speed (yet again). He knows where the Mozzarella Supreme Topping is, but not MP. So he waits at where it is, and when MP arrives, he punches MP in the face, knocking them out, and taking the pizza.
MP noticed a copy of Super Mario 64 in his pocket, though...
if you have played warmart rebought then you already know where this is going
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 25th 2020 at 11:27:53 AM
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madface8 has no idea where the hell this is going so he shoots R3K in the butt and steals the pizza, then jumps into the cartridge of Mario 64 to become transported into its universe.
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The They who said it
The Cartridge is picked up by Florien and Florian, who give it as a gift to a certain glow-y boss of theirs. Madface8 is glitched to shreds, and the N64 somehow dispenses the Pizza out of a disk drive it didn't have before. Florien and Florian then escape with the Pizza to the shortest mountain in China.
Edited by Florien on Nov 27th 2020 at 6:55:16 AM
What comes up
Superjohn sicks a pack of Yeti on Florien and Florian, ripping them to shreds. Superjohn picks up the pizza and teleports back to his private island and enters his rebuilt mansion where he finds...
Edited by Superjohn on Nov 27th 2020 at 8:58:06 AM
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Electro Archon
PM, who had escaped from the meat worm and assimilated the entire Meat Dimension, including the Supreme Toppings, into themselves. Superjohn sees a Flechette Storm of Vampire Knives heading straight for them. PM grabs The Pizza and turns it into a Meat Lover's Pizza, proclaiming that:
PM: The Crimson shall rise once again!
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 28th 2020 at 7:19:31 AM
my current job
Wm, now dressed as a prog rocker, stalls this hammy moment by playing some King Crimson songs, having brought a faceless band of extras to help him with it.
After leaving the stage to let his keyboardist go on a twenty-minute mellotron solo, Wm swipes the now meat-lovers-ified pizza, slowly picking off the infinite meat toppings.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
uwu'd too hard
R3 runs to WM at a normal speed for once, taking the pizza while they're distracted with the toppings. Having the copy of Mario 64 being stolen, R3 runs to the nearest GameStop to get a copy of Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
Edited by R3Ked on Nov 28th 2020 at 12:54:14 PM
I'm helping!
Sylvi descends from the sky in a pillar of light to the sound of an angelic choir, carrying with her a hallucinogenic decoy pizza, which she switches out when R3Ked isn't looking, then flees, cackling madly the whole time.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Goose then heads out of the Gamestop that R 3 K was heading to, disguised as a Gamestop employee working there. He notices Sylvi fleeing with the pizza.
Goose: Hey, did you notice the sign posted on the door? It says no pizza allowed within 5 miles of this Gamestop!
Goose then grabs the pizza from Sylvi and flees to his secret workshop underneath the Gamestop.
Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Nov 28th 2020 at 9:07:49 AM
The They who said it
<A Show intro begins to play. Music clearly ripping off the Mission impossible blares.>
Florien and Florian in...
HYPOCRITE HUNTERS!
In the episode, they viciously murder Goose with improvised weaponry for bringing the Pizza into the gamestop where there is no pizza allowed. They then ride off into the sunset in the Hypocrite Buster Mobile.
some guy
I attach an bomb onto an original sonic character and commanded the monstrosity to blow up the Hypocrite Buster Mobile.
Since the original sonic character has no free will, it happily charges into the Hypocrite Buster Mobile and blows it up.
And as always the Pizza flies into my face.
Edited by tzaoray on Nov 29th 2020 at 7:15:57 PM
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The pizza is stolen by a pizza delivery version of Bee, who delivers it to the regular Bee.