Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Braids From S286 Not Included
Map and Matt have set up the save for the latter.
EDIT: KB's schedule has been cleared, so he can host again, and Matt has sent the pics and save to him.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 27th 2022 at 1:17:57 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Here we are again at the Arena for a special themed season! Most of today's participants come from many different kinds of mythology, from Greek mythology to mythology within their own universes! Who will win in this crazy crossover? There's only one way to find out! May the odds be ever in your favor!
- Our lineup!◊
- Battle Music: Spirit Chaser - Treasure of the Rudras (GaMetal)
- The Bloodbath◊
- Just as poison did Hercules in in Greek mythology, it does him in here, as well, thanks to Serena.
- Bhunivelze finds a mace and uses it to smash Sting Chameleon's head to bits.
- Monkey see, monkey do? The karakasa does pretty much the same to to M-Frame.
- Naga enters the Arena in style!
- Hades!Thanatos forgets his license to kill and pays dearly for it by Eris' hand.
- Raja evidently has his work cut out for him this season.
- Kefka's already trying to kick names and take ass, starting with Grima. Grima escapes, however.
- Meanwhile, Gnash apologizes in advance for any kills she makes this season, while Oktavia leaves with a huge hammer.
- Given the different mythology and non-mythology characters here, I can't really argue with that.
- Disney!Hades lets the other Thanatos know that he's not afraid to take him down if he fails him.
- Sillydillo doesn't seem confident in his run this season.
- King Triton puts a powder in his ball puts a powder in his ball puts a powder in his ball-WHAT?
- Evidently the Salty Spittoon already thinks the Cockatrice is bad enough to join their rankings. But is it really, though? We'll just have to wait and see.
- Seth and Gallus apparently plan to go fishing.
- Now that's a Yo-Kai Watch spin-off I wasn't expecting.
- Watch Jerico swooce right into the Arena! swooce swooce
- Cala and Morpho Knight get into a similar fight to Kefka and Grima's earlier and Cala escapes.
- Drosak leaves with a bag of ninja stars.
- As all this chaos is going on, Lenneth is simply making a carving of everything that's going on.
- Well, I guess electrified harpoons are more dangerous than normal harpoons.
- These folks skipped out on the Bloodbath: Ishtar, Horus, Ifrit, Susano, Misumaru, the Tri-Star logo (via time-travel), Centaur Man, Odin, the glass of wine, Bastet, the other Hades, Hera, Praetor, Zagreus, Gabby, Reimu (while Deep Agent X asks where she's going), and Cupid Kirby.
- Day 1!◊
- Someone want to tell her that's not physically possible?
- It's going to join the Salty Spittoon, durr. Don't you remember that membership you got in the Bloodbath?
- Talk about Beware the Silly Ones. Rip Cala.
- I mean, I imagine a Greek god carrying around a harpoon gun is not a common sight.
- Sillydillo gives Algol a bucket that pulverizes the latter's head with drills! You sure you're not going to do well this season, Sillydillo?
- ...Well, she's probably not wrong.
- Meanwhile, Bastet is just eating lunch.
- The Tristar logo and the glass of wine toss a bomb around in a game of hot potato. Nothing happens. The bomb's a dud.
- Hera tries to be helpful for once, but King Triton doesn't listen and ends up losing out.
- Morpho Knight decides to make his camp an IKEA house. Looks like he's going to be busy for a while.
- Kirby befriends a panda and goes riding around on its back all day.
- Odin makes a bet with Ichi over whether Odin will win or not. Let's see how this goes...
- Gallus decides to blindfold himself and stick his head in the mouth of a crocodile.
- Today is Waka's birthday, apparently, and Drosak gives him a karakasa plush.
- Meanwhile, Gabby grants Zagreus a power boost.
- Serena and Seth get surrounded by zombies and Serena asks Seth if he would marry her before Jerico ends up saving them. Seth obviously says no to Serena.
- Meanwhile, Reimu loses her job and has her pink slip delivered to her.
- Naga goes on a coffee break with her inner demons.
- Deep Agent X breaks Noko's nose and steals the yo-kai's bread. With nobody around to help, Noko bleeds out.
- Centaur Man is feeling extra chatty today, and Raja is evidently feeling extra patient today in turn.
- Yikes, someone get that thing away from him. Kekfa doesn't need stuff like that.
- Ifrit has gained the powers of everyone who has been KO'd up to this point and becomes super powerful! Everyone had better watch out!
- KI!Thanatos has some weird dreams.
- Meanwhile, Eris and Ishtar go out for sushi after Ishtar bests her in a fight.
- Horus is sponsored by one of Scipion's previous tributes. Who knew?
- Grima deals with Lenneth in a very painful and brutal way. Guess Grima didn't appreciate Lenneth doing nothing but make carvings during the Bloodbath.
- Finally, we discover that Oktavia is not a fan of Susano's source matieral.
And we start off Mythology Season having lost
◊ Poptropica!Hercules, Sting Chameleon, M-Frame, Hades!Thanatos, Cala, Algol, King Triton, Noko, and Lenneth
39 Tributes Remain
- KO Count:
- Serena, Bhunivelze, Karakasa, Eris, Disney!Hades, Sillydillo, Deep Agent X, and Grima: 1
Just a Mettaur
lmao what is my luck, this is the second time in a row that my reserve gets in just to die immediately (Also, sorry that you lost yours too, KB.)
At least Sillydillo is still alive.
A great Mascot Mook.
janet likes her new icon.
Just like in Season 87, Zeus grabs a rifle for himself. Dunno why anyone would wanna propose to the Egyptian god of evil, though.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Seth: Mortal, you can't marry someone you've just met, let alone a millennia-year-old Egyptian god!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
SEGA!Rockruff
M-Frame died right off the bat... (Sigh)
Also, Ifrit is in a certain way, the Mega Man of this season.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
Light and Hope
"Kekfa" is legit one of the funniest typos I've ever seen tbh lol
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
damn Serena savage also an evil god is the last person you should marry
Ture Rider
Dagded Dujardin
Morpho decided that taking souls to the afterlife wasn't good enough and now they have a stable home. Soon they'll be a family butterfly
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
"Can you see what I see?"
Three deaths in the first four events? That didn't take long, did it? So much for that Centaur Man/Sting Chameleon interaction we were hoping for...
Ah yes, Oktavia's signature weapon, the sledgehammer.
Raja did not have to wait long.
Oktavia just really hates Okami, I guess. If I knew the game's plot better, I could probably make a joke about this.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
(Updoot 2!)
- Battle Music: Grima's Theme - Fire Emblem Awakening
- Night 1!◊
- Apparently even Egyptian gods can feel like cotton-headed ninnymuggins sometimes. Jerico reassures Bastet that she isn't.
- Disney!Hades decides to incinerate the Arena's power solely so Bhunivelze will miss a televised concert.
- Get that spoon away from the viewers, Kirby.
- Morpho attributes winning his fight with Cala earlier to being drunk.
- And that's what happens when you don't want to see the strongman.
- Well, you know what they say...
- Gallus finds out that co-tribute Gabby is at Kefka's camp and swings by to visit her.
- Waka and Deep Agent X start gossiping about Drosak.
- In other news, "Super Strong Tribute Yells At Cloud".
- Apparently Ishtar has been trying to make candy but has been getting less than stellar results.
- Wouldn't that be a rabid pegasus in this case?
- Memes in the wrong hands: A dangerous weapon.
- That's kind of a strange question to ask, not to mention dangerous (this is the Arena, after all).
- Reimu dupes the karakasa into taking her into its camp and steals a bunch of its stuff. Whoops.
- Apparently, blowing up the moon is part of Praetor's plan to make Hera look bad (which, if I'm remembering Greek mythology correctly, Hera does just fine all by herself).
- Well, that's a very, very strange sight.
- Well...uh...I guess an armadillo's guts are...quite hate-worthy? Yeah, I don't get it.
- Eris's car vanishes into thin air for no reason, much to her chagrin.
- Yeah, there are just 9 so far, big whoop.
- Baby Grima??
- Gnash sics a flailigator on Zeus, and the electrified harpoons do not help.
- KI!Thanatos attempts to get spoilers. Don't give them to him, runners!
- Day 2!◊
- Luckily for Bastet, Kirby just wants real steak.
- Meanwhile, Oktavia's Pong skills are unnmatched.
- Disney!Hades sets off to find his missing heart, which is apparently guarded by a dragon.
- Gallus gives a griffon compliment to Jericho, which is lost on him but he appreciates it anyway.
- Eris thinks she's being dramatic by speaking Japanese like that.
- Gnash and Seth have two separate stories about what Sillydillo did with the Tristar logo earlier. I hear neither of them are true, though.
- Strangest, Projekt Revolution tour. Ever.
- Well, there goes Bhunivelze's imagination, I guess.
- Now when did Ifrit get the ability to do that? Whatever the case, doesn't look like the Cockatrice is going to be making it to the Salty Spitoon (or Drosak either for that matter).
- ...Are you sure you want to be doing that given just who this is, Noko? Well, maybe I'll give the fallen tribute in question the benefit of the doubt and suggest that maybe he wants to get Kefka so accustomed to the good luck that Kefka will turn into another Noko.
- Not even a yummy sandwich?
- Talk about your Hypocritical Humor.
- I'm surprised the disguises themselves weren't a dead giveaway. I don't think there are many Fell Dragons out there.
- Meanwhile, Misumaru decides to become a Thomas the Tank Engine character.
- ...Uh, which genre?
- Serena suddenly gets extremely noodly legs, but Susano was apparently expecting actual noodles.
- That must have been one magnetic glass of wine.
- Think lots of people feel the same way, X.
Bowing out here are
◊ Zeus, Cockatrice, Drosak, and the glass of wine.
35 tributes remain
- KO Count:
- Ifrit: 2
- Serena, Bhunivelze, Karakasa, Eris, Disney!Hades, Sillydillo, Deep Agent X, Grima, and Gnash: 1
Dagded Dujardin
Morpho ruining plans for others is their hobby it seems
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Just Linie
Nice to see Ifrit's fallen tributes skill and her double kills. But wait. Ifrit. That Cockatrice is also my tribute!
Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 27th 2022 at 9:07:07 PM
And just like in S87, Zeus dies via major worfing despite his rifle (not to mention his status as a seemingly perpetual Butt-Monkey in general continues to persist).
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 27th 2022 at 7:07:29 AM
"Can you see what I see?"
The tributes I threw in have been doing some pretty mundane stuff so far.
Admittedly, the idea of Oktavia pushing Seth on the swing is kind of wholesome in a weird way.
Maybe the wineglass hates Sillydillo's guts because she has seen what they look like on the inside. How else do you explain that face?
Hey, Thanatos, did you find the part of the script where one of my tributes wins?
Ah yes, Morpho Knight is the one who blew their covers. Absolutely.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
(Updoot 3!)
- Battle Music: Go! - Tones on Tail
- Night 2!◊
- Even the old computer thinks that search was weird.
- Raja is sick, but Gabby destroys the cure for...some reason. Dunno when she started not liking Raja.
- Chill, it's just a pigeon.
- Meanwhile, Disney!Hades is just teaching the Tristar logo how to make a duck out of aluminum foil. ...That was a sentence I never thought I'd say..
- Serena inexplicably downgrades to a lower trainer class after going too long without eating something.
- I guess it's not surprising KI!Hades survived the earthquake, but the stuff he found afterward is surprising.
- You heard it here first, folks. Reimu is Reimu years old.
- The karakasa somehow shapeshifts into a pumpkin creature, and Jericho think her altered form could be turned into a marketable plushie. (I mean, apparently there were already plushies of the karakasa in its actual form, so I guess it makes sense.)
- Well, I guess there aren't Rubiks Cubes in the Hades universe anyway.
- Kirby gets snarky about Ishtar's zany schemes.
- Is she looking in a mirror...?
- Guess I can't argue with that.
- I guess using less mundane abilities would have been too noticeable.
- Tonya would like a word with you, Waka.
- Susano suspects some monkey business with Horus and Odin.
- Kefka ends up dying in a hilariously anti-climactic way after running a stop sign that was obviously vandalized to say "Go" by Gnash.
- Sillydillo fortifies his camp with a literal wall of text.
- Bhunivelze, Eris, and Bastet re-enact the opening of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, and get the approval of Misumaru, Centaur Man, and Morpho Knight.
- Well, that wasn't very nice. Poor Katniss.
- Looks like gaining the powers of every fallen tribute up to that point ended up paying off.
- Day 3!◊
- What's he got to worry about? Doesn't he have all those weapons to take all that weaponry down?
- Disney!Hades gets a Pet the Dog moment by cheering up the karakasa.
- I'm surprised Gnash is still standing after that.
- With what nostrils??
- I guess Susano's concerned that one of the more god-like tributes involved in the season will end the world with all the chaos going on in the Arena.
- That's not surprising, I guess.
- KI!Thanatos seems to have some odd pastimes.
- Is she regretting destroying Raja's medicine earlier?
- Grima, Misumaru, and Naga are going to be on the cover of a magazine, it seems!
- KI!Hades must have broken the news to Morpho Knight that the latter is supposed to be taking the souls of warriors to the afterlife.
- Meanwhile, the Tristar logo isn't a fan of Mega Man, apparently.
- Serena decides she's just done with Oktavia.
- Well, that's certainly going to be inconvenient for Raja.
- X and Eris begin fighting each other with lasers fired from their middle fingers. What
- Reimu's smaller arms are probably going to look ridiculous on Ishtar, and vice versa.
- Bastet, Praetor, and Sillydillo aren't fans of clowns, evidently.
- I mean, Jericho's been making a pretty good effort so far already.
The one unlucky schmuck who got killed this update was Kefka.
34 tributes remain
- KO Count:
- Ifrit and Gnash: 2
- Serena, Bhunivelze, Karakasa, Eris, Disney!Hades, Sillydillo, Deep Agent X, and Grima: 1
Edited by kablammin45 on Mar 27th 2022 at 10:17:18 AM
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Odin saying "Square up, thot.", tho.
Light and Hope
Kefka, I am disappoint
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
...That was fast. F for you Lenneth.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
"Can you see what I see?"
Oh, I see how it is. Centaur Man has no choice but to like everyone else's source material, but when he tries to show it to anyone else, they hate it. What a load.
I mean, Oktavia wants everyone to look at her, so I guess that includes herself.
Does this mean that Oktavia is a frog who is also Serena's wife?
Sillydillo has no room to be complaining about clowns.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Dagded Dujardin
Correction for KB that might include spoilers for recent games:
Morpho Knight is NOT Galacta Knight nor was, he's actually a butterfly from the Underworld that takes the soul of warriors that should have died a long time ago like Galacta Knight and takes those souls to the afterlife. It even reappears in Forgotten Land where it is shown that its Kirby-like form was not based on Galacta's
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Whoops! Fixed that little goof.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
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Gabby, why did you deliver that cure to Raja only to intentionally destroy it? At least you regret it.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Oh, cool. Sting Chameleon made it. Hope he interacts with Centaur Man.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.