Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
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Actually all your Podium Finishers this cycle are qualified for the season.
Also, Libre will host (again)!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 18th 2021 at 5:14:28 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
An eagle
- (Player1) makes a footrest out of the severed feet of (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5), but they somehow survive the amputation.
- (Player1) struggles to pull up a carrot, unaware that it's a massive one underground.
- (Player1) tries to help (Player2) and (Player3) with their problems, but (he/she1) storms out when they refuse to listen to (him/her1).
- (Player1) catches an eagle, which is defecating across the Arena, with (his/her1) bare hands. (The Aurora Project)
- (Player1) fights (Player2), but gets defeated and genetically engineered into a living, sentient flesh brick. (Nonfatal)
- (Player1) uploads (his/her1) mind into a robotic body, allowing (him/her1) to manipulate gravity.
- A jetpack-wearing (Player1) tries to land, but the jetpack malfunctions, so (Player1) falls into a bottomless hole.
- A jetpack-wearing (Player1) tries to land, but the jetpack malfunctions, so (Player1) falls into a garbage heap underneath a hole, saving (him/her1).
- (Player1) tries to apply as a Peacekeeper, but gets rejected.
- (Player1) calculates (his/her1) chance of survival before fighting (Player2). It's so low that (Player1) resigns (himself/herself1) to (his/her1) fate (P2 is implied to kill P1)
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Event suggestions have been closed.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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Sorry for the double post, but Matt updated the Regular Save while I'm adding this season's events for Map (though Libre added the Home Alone 3 Arena Event ahead of me). However, it's getting late, so I'd like someone else to input the rest (I've added Jake's so far). Also, that blessed fanart event was completely missing for Regular, so it was re-added.
EDIT: Matt finished setting it up while Map found the save, and the former made the screens and sent them to Libre!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 21st 2021 at 1:19:00 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
The 15th Battle Royale! Lets see what champions of the past 12 seasons shall truly make it this season!
Funkin Battle Music: Sonic.EXE - Chaos
The
Bloodbath:
- FIRST BLOOD RIGHT OFF THE BAT, NOT TO MENTION THE LAYERS OF CRUELTY DIO IS DOING HERE! IMPATIENT, HE IS!
- Ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy, and right afterwards the Fighting Alloy Team try to fuck the Forcefield up, but alas, that goes nowhere!
- ...funky words from the orz guy.note
- ...such "Tribute must win" messages always end disastrously. I shall see to the end of this season if this one is true of that.
- when you hunt down the dealmaker just to make devilish deals of just bread
- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT, DEMENCIA WENT FOR BIG JUICY TARGETS THERE! WE GOT 32 BOMBING CASUALTIES, MATE!
- DJ Kleb, you better learn your lesson after the tempting of fate.
- ...dunno what you'd expect with the bleach, Oliver.
- ...oh god a fucking, preowned pizza summoning tributes to hear Katniss's speech...
- ...well here's another silly bread chase.
- when. when you find out A FUCKING LOGO is here this season.
- OH GOD REMMY'S STRONK
- Time to BAN-BASH people! This tiny powerhouse gonna kick ass!
- BOOTLEG PINAPPLEBOB DOWN!
- ...oh no damn fucking ship blew the sim's FUSES
- Okay, don't accuse the time-traveling Cookie of something you did, pls
- Regina, you don't have time powers.
- ...daria y
- Kyubey's probably refusing under the assumption that it's all just bread.
- When you piss the AGOTI, the AGOTI stabs u. Fuck that banhammering tiny powerhouse.
- orz guy is being rude, doing the orz on his food.
- OH, GOD! WHOEVER GAVE BOB'S RECONTAINMENT GANG THE FUCKING GUNS, GET EXPELLED!
- ...guys what if the Preowned Pizza isn't boneless?
- We beanin' people back to life with Pepsi, yo.
- TOTAL TRASH SQUIRREL!note
- ...lets ignore two humans seeking the destruction of humanity.
- ...sebastian WAT. how did you spike yourself and end up boosted?
- ...oh god is Gene gonna get in trouble for this
- ...wait, HARDEE'S STAR CRIME SYNDICATE!? What is this, Los Pollos Hermanos!?
Fallen Tributes: Featherweight, Fighting Alloy Team, Fire Emblem Gaiden Cast, Mayami Extra Sued, Apocalypseburg Benny, League of Magical Girls, The Gromble, Ashnard, DIO
Remaining tributes: 27
- Bob's Recontainment Gang: 4
- DIO: 1
- Demencia: 1note
- DJ Kleb: 1
- AGOTI: 1
She/Her | inactive for now
Yeahhhhhh it's a bit much to expect Kyubey to actually help any magical girls.
Daria chasing him over bread tho. XD
An eagle
For that Day 1 event Passenger got in Cassie/Libre, I was thinking of The Raid when suggesting the event itself.
Edit: Also for the kill tally, don't forget that Bob's Recontainment Gang also have technical kills due the Ultimate League of Magical Girls
Edited by Billy5545 on Dec 22nd 2021 at 3:15:07 AM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
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Oof, two of my PFs down already. I swear, I changed out of my Featherweight avvie so I wouldn't curse him like this.
Also... is this Night 0, because the sun still hasn't risen yet?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Just Linie
Nah. I don't think Wendy will win in this Battle Royale. But I hope she would get some kills at least.
At least Dio didn't die in the Bloodbath, so I guess there's that. Pity he won't be getting a rematch with Ashnard.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Dec 21st 2021 at 12:53:49 PM
24 times around the sun.
I resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to have terrible luck with all-star seasons.
Also, District 4 all died in the same event, and I think that's hilarious.
Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.
Light and Hope
Four Is Death indeed ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Princess and Silver Knight
The Gaiden cast and Ashnard went out the door faster than I can say "Fire Emblem" lol
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Funkin Battle Music: Arizona - Diva Remix
- ...the hell's wrong with you, Passenger. Can't get a grasp on what a green bean casserole's talking about?
- BEWARE THE PREOWNED PIZZA, BOYS
- The Hardee's Star proceeds to question one of Daria's more batshit stuff she did last time she showed up in the Games.
- ...someone punish the Torus for drinking shampoo.
- Hey who callin' over 4-ass tribs for this we could've had the presentation with just the last two tribs!
- ...oh god the sardines screamed at Remmy. Given that he was tired of the beans, the beans probably intoxicated him, hence the sardines screaming.
- ...SAUOGDGASDGASGDUIASGDAS OMFG OLIVER MADE KYUBEY THAT SICK, HUH!?
- ON[sic] NOOOOOOOOOOOO DE MIRROR CHANGES
- ...what the fuck is the nightmare fuel for, you three...
- AGOTI NOGOTI RIPOGOTI
- F for Wendy, got fucking interrupted just like Burgerpants.
- ...Gene.
- ...who the fuck thought Timekeeper Cookie was any of those. Lemme punt them in the ass for this.
- BLEH! DEMON JUICE! AGH!
- Remmy's probably thinking that Sebastian is giving him another can of screaming sardines.
- ...Kyubey's not gonna enjoy the ensuing toilet humor from this antic.
- "OTZ" ...yeah, that's his scary face.
- FLUUUUUUUUUUUURGH DARIA HOLY SHIT
- ...we're seeing it right? A fucking ship sends a building a singular, regular-sized can?
- Good job getting that batshit insane Preowned Pizza off your back.
- Darn sea tigers!
- ...we're gonna have one bizzare literal air force here.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR GENE HE DROWNED
Fallen Tributes: AGOTI, Regina, Yew Geneologia, Gene Belcher
Remaining tributes: 23
- Bob's Recontainment Gang: 4note
- DIO: 1
- Demencia: 1note
- DJ Kleb: 1
- AGOTI: 1
- Antiquarian: 1
- Daria: 1
Edited by SomeLibre on Dec 21st 2021 at 9:08:14 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
She/Her | inactive for now
Well, that must've been a very Kyubey-looking toilet.
And geez, Daria, calm down.
Always open to sharing avatars.
Oh, Yew's out.
You can do this Oliver.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
lmao
Ah damn, RIP for the screen demon, interesting that both he and DJ Kleb got a kill on the same day.
Krel: (after tempting fate) "Ah kleb, This Is Gonna Suck."
Apparently Hard Light is an element. Maybe he considered teaming up with Hardee's Star worthwhile because stars come from space. 
Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 21st 2021 at 8:59:42 PM
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For those wondering about that Burgerpants joke like me, that didn't happen in canon, only in a Murdergame. (shot)
Anyway, will beans/sardines be Remmy's Trademark Favorite Food?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 21st 2021 at 11:25:03 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Funkin Battle Music: Dave and Bambi: Golden Apple - Sugar Rush
- I...GEEZBALLS THE orz guy JUST COMMITTED QUAD MURDER, ONE OF THEM IS THE BONY PREOWNED PIZZA AND ANOTHER HAPPENED TO COMMIT ANOTHER QUAD MURDER BEFORE!
- No...NO! Anything but Daria being a top sniper!
- Of course, he'd prefer making Faustian deals over golf any day.
- [earrape lion roar]
- ...will pumpkin? Does Hardee's even serve anything pumpkin-based?
- LOOK AT THE OLIVER IN A BOAT!
- ...ay holy shit, Wendy.
- ...someone drag the entire ship out of this locker.
- Oh god, Timekeeper Cookie's bored again.
- How is a building that tall neutral?
- pieces of shit why did Demencia kill a fan of her?
- orz guy is now eternally banned from all pet stores, bitch
-
Lemme guess, Remmy's gonna kill Demencia now - I-...what Spanish words drained the Arena's colors?
- AHAHAHAHAHAH RIP THE POOR TOTEMS KNOCKED OVER TO THE POTTY
- AAAAAAAAAAAA SEBASTIAN DIDN'T DIE
- FUCK YOU KYUBEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
- The building's scared that the ship would like MOAR LEMON
Fallen Tributes: Bob's Recontainment Gang, Green Bean Casserole, People Looking For BEANS, Preowned Pizza, Passenger, The E.M.M.I
Remaining tributes: 17
- the dogeza olympian: 4note
- Bob's Recontainment Gang: 4note
- Demencia: 2note
- DIO: 1
- DJ Kleb: 1
- AGOTI: 1
- Antiquarian: 1
- Daria: 1
- Kyubey: 1
She/Her | inactive for now
bean explosion
b e a n e x p l o s i o n
The Boys have found their beans. But they had to die for it. Literally.
Just a Mettaur
Uh, if that trial event from day 3 is meant to be fatal, I think it should be made clearer in the future. I wouldn't have assumed at first glance that it was.
A great Mascot Mook.
What, me worry?
Also the pronoun in the tornado trailer park event could use a capitalization fix.
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That's because it was meant to be a Judge, Jury, and Executioner event.
Anyway, RIP food tributes.
two for two
nominating the dogeza olympian
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just to flex because i can
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nominating reserve me and the boys at 2am looking for BEANS
do me proud