Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

• Night 1 (alt link)◊
  • Doomguy and Captain Ice Cookie reenact the Steamed Hams skit.
  • The pie looks at an inspirational poster.
  • Owen wins a lot of money in a game show against five other tributes.
  • Linda is banned from the season for being a Mary Sue.
  • Gonta and Z-Group Leader team up.
  • Mustard is annoying by Banjo and Kazooie's chipperness.
  • Nazuna has had the ability to fly all along.
  • Corvax is hit so hard that he's sent straight to the afterlife.
  • Noah thinks the cat is a normie.
  • Ridley enjoys a meal at his favorite restaurant, courtesy of a generous sponsor.
  • It seems even a god cat can receive divine retribution.
  • The tributes have a Mario Kart-style race. Colored Pencils gains the advantage by grabbing a lightning bolt.
  • Doge and Geras find some weed.
  • Master Chief joins a mysterious organization from the Halo universe.
  • Rubber Band seems to have enjoyed the kart race and downloads a brand new vehicle to try out in the next one.
  • Tsuyuno seems a bit full of herself.
  • Oscar hires a monkey to write a play for him.
  • Morgan gets greedy and ends up being blown up for it.
  • v i b e c h e c k
  • Dave is injured and decides it's time to get serious.
  • Ambriel pours some water on Kollector.

• Day 2 (alt link)◊
  • Oscar seems thrilled about how the monkey's play turned out.
  • Nooo! Poor cat. :(
  • Is there something special about this shampoo?
  • Doomguy asks Owen on a date, but he would rather just stay friends.
  • Ridley doing a metal scream would probably have a normal man terrified, but Master Chief has seen enough that he's just impressed by it.
  • ...What?
  • Metal Bros and Doge take a break from fighting to eat some dry ramen.
  • Gonta decides that t u r q u o i s e is his color.
  • The Trio have finished perfecting their Slasher Smiles and try to intimidate Rubber Band with them, but it doesn't work.
  • Inspired by Oscar's successful play, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Light Godcat and Dave try writing one of their own. It does terribly.
  • Two tributes try to get in the Salty Spittoon. Only one is allowed in.
  • Game time started
  • The piece of pie overpowers Siegmeyer in a duel.

• Fallen Tributes (alt link)◊: Linda, Corvax, Dark Godcat, Morgan, Cat, Siegmeyer

Tributes remaining: 31

Yes Gonta is Gentleman.

Also Nazuna can already fly in canon so this is funny to me.

I actually think Gonta would look pretty cool with a t u r q u o i s e aesthetic

WOW THE EDGE FIRA

I bet he said that because he's a stoner.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 25th 2020 at 11:23:14 AM

Geras saying "Game time started", tho.

Z-Leader just blocking

Sike, it's not every day your tributes got killed by the same tribute but separately. Welp, looks like RP!Scips will be off the rails.

Well, shit. :V

Wasn’t so lucky on my big comeback.

Divine retribution on Godcat? must be the devourer

Wow. Just wow. I guess Fira really has something against RL!me. I'm not even mad at that

• Night 2 (alt link)◊
  • Ambriel receives a staff decorated in Dave's likeness.
  • It seems that Nazuna is able not only to fly, but to talk to plants and inanimate objects.
  • Owen is blackmailed by a pie.
  • Master Chief pretends to surrender after seeing Ridley's terrifying metal scream earlier. However, Kollector can tell that he's just bluffing.
  • That earlier vibe check seems to have imbued Castlevania!Alucard with great energy.
  • The Trio is still planning something, it seems. They've obtained some kind of mysterious item that will be useful to them.
  • Tsuyuno did something ridiculous, possibly related to the earlier shampoo incident. She gets labeled "Arena Tribute" for it.
  • The poor dog is crushed to death by Hellsing!Alucard. RIP.
  • Z-Group Reader consults some fortune-telling magical objects.
  • Double Trouble almost kills Mustard, but he manages to get away after his blood splashes on her.
  • Doomguy can put up with killing demons from hell just fine, but he draws the line at receiving annoying calls from telemarketers.
  • Captain Ice Cookie kidnaps Banjo and Kazooie and tries to sacrifice them to an ancient demon. However, Noah comes to the rescue of the bear and bird and finishes off their tormentor.
  • Tulio flaunts his newfound powers.
  • Don't let their innocent appearance fool you; the hatred that these two have for humanity is without equal.
  • Fira is scared of cockroaches.
  • Light Godcat pulls a rather juvenile prank.
  • Ice cream time!
  • Rubber Band for Smash?

• Day 3 (alt link)◊
  • Rubber Band takes a break to have lunch.
  • Master Chief, meanwhile, becomes a giant worm's lunch.
  • Tsuyuno and Kollector just have a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors.
  • Tulio is not happy with the way Geras redecorated his camp.
  • Another friendly game, musical chairs this time. Mustard is the winner.
  • Ambriel gives the pie some misleading directions.
  • Colored Pencils somehow disguises himself as Owen to scare two tributes, but that goes south when the real Owen intervenes.
  • Every cat needs a nap sometimes.
  • Castlevania!Alucard finds Master Chief's remains and laughs. A bunch of other tributes join in.
  • Doomguy really misses his hairdresser.
  • Hellsing!Alucard takes up art.
  • Double Trouble consults the Elder Gods.
  • The day ends with another violent death as Nazuna unloads all her bullets and more into Dave.

• Fallen Tributes (alt link)◊: Doge, Captain Ice Cookie, Master Chief, Dave the Assassin

Tributes remaining: 27

Mustard's just out here living his best life.

rip Captain Ice Cookie, but that's what she gets for kidnapping Banjo and Kazooie

Welp, Fira outlasts her boyfriend, as it turns out.

Just like in almost all the gag saves, right? (shot for Discord in-joke)

Guess Owen really is that scary... or is it just the pencils' costume?

• Night 3 (alt link)◊
  • Light Godcat is worried about the upcoming picture day.
  • Tulio falls for a trap and is eaten by Scipion.
  • Gonta was in the mood for some pie.
  • Colored Pencils becomes a Jackass Genie.
  • President Snow is kidnapped by Sorbet Shark Cookie, who releases his hostage after his demands are met.
  • The Metal Bros come across a strange fruit and make the mistake of eating it, turning them into trees.
  • Banjo and Kazooie defeat Oscar in a quick-time event.
  • Finding Rubber Band's camp empty, Ambriel, Nazuna, Owen, and Hellsing!Alucard decide to raid it. Rubber Band catches them in the act and detonates the camp, blowing up the raiders.
  • He does have the look and personality of one...
  • Doomguy and Geras develop an interest in nanomachines.
  • Ouch again.
  • Azama is now a teacher at some troper's real life school.
  • Mustard has a new hobby.
  • Noah receives a very rare badge as a gift.
  • Castlevania!Alucard finds a waterfall and judges it to be a good spot for meditation.

• Day 4 (alt link)◊
  • A bow fight between Sorbet Shark Cookie and Double Trouble results in the former being fatally shot with an arrow.
  • I wouldn't believe that either.
  • Banjo and Kazooie find a banana phone and call Geras with it.
  • Double Trouble must have warned Fira about how dangerous Ridley is. Fira manages to subdue the Space Pirate leader and forces him to wear a power-restraining belt.
  • Noah really likes cereal.
  • It seems Colored Pencils is afraid of dogs.
  • Kollector just explores around.
  • Light Godcat gets ripped off.
  • After Rubber Band dies, Doomguy is visited by him in a dream. Or something.
  • THIS. IS. SPARTA! Gonta shouted as he kicked Tsuyuno down a bottomless pit to her death.

• Fallen Tributes (alt link)◊: Tulio, Banoffee Pie, Metal Bros, Oscar, Ambriel, Nazuna, Owen, Hellsing!Alucard, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Rubber Band, Tsuyuno

Tributes remaining: 16

The Feast is coming in the next update!

Gonta's been getting those kills lately...

Wait this isn’t Chapter 3.

Fira, what did you dooooooooooo?!?!

Also, Gonta ain't no ordinary person, he's the Ultimate MOOD, remember?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 26th 2020 at 5:51:54 AM

Damn, girl

• Night 4 (alt link)◊
  • Kollector makes the same mistake as the Metal Bros by eating some suspicious fruit. He also turns into a tree.
  • Doomguy shows a bit of disregard for Double Trouble's expensive jacket.
  • Live long and prosper!
  • Z-Group Leader plays a dating sim and gets dumped.
  • Chaos, chaos!
  • Meanwhile, Ridley plays Undertale.
  • Colored Pencils tries to strike up a conversation with Fira. They don't seem to share the same tastes in music, sadly.
  • Five Funny Animals try to ressurect a fallen tribute, but it doesn't work very well...

• The Feast (alt link)◊
  • Double Trouble literally backstabs Gonta.
  • Noah aims a poisoned dart at Banjo and Kazooie and fires. But his aim is off, and Colored Pencils ends up becoming the unintended victim.
  • Light Godcat briefly turns into a mutant.
  • Azama dies from food poisoning.
  • The time has finally come for the Trio to put their cunning plan into motion. They kill Fira by poisoning her food.
  • Castlevania!Alucard drinks something suspicious, causing him to shrink out of existence.
  • Ridley decides not to take the same risk.
  • After working with nanomachines, Doomguy and Geras team up again. This time, they work together to murder Z-Group Leader.

• Day 5 (alt link)◊
  • Banjo and Kazooie start a turf war against Double Trouble.
  • After drowning another tributes, Doomguy suffers a water-related death himself.
  • Aww. :(
  • Light Godcat chooses a future in which she will fight the Trio. It proves to be a fatal mistake for her.
  • Pfft.

• Fallen Tributes (alt link)◊: Kollector, Gonta, Colored Pencils, Azama, Fira, Castlevania!Alucard, Z-Group Leader, Doomguy, Light Godcat

Tributes remaining: 7

Welp, that puts me out of commission. Rat poison? Eugh.

Oof, getting drowned by the one who dumped you in a dating sim?

Also looks like the Ultimate Mood could do anything... before he died

Edited by Zanreo on Jul 26th 2020 at 6:59:39 AM

That's one bloodbath of a Feast. RIP Ultimate MOOD, y'ain't the Ultimate EVERYTHING.