Things we would do if we were Reality Warpers

This is something I think about a lot: If I had Reality Warper powers - the ability to control and create pretty much anything I want - what would I do?

Personally, I would start telepathically building my dream house - or dream castle. XD I would put it in a cool location, like floating in the sky, or under the sea. (of course, as a reality warper, I would be immune to things like falling, drowning, or air/water pressure.)

I would do my best to help other people, of course, but if I could do this for me, I definitely would. :P

I would demolish a couple of political statues, teleport like crazy, prank people by sending them through a sink hole, help some protesters (by either making it rain money or send them to space) and have a good laugh.

Nah just kidding. I'll help people a lot.

Edited by Coleman on Sep 1st 2018 at 9:29:23 AM

Could I use my powers to cure all people with mental illnesses, including me...?

On a less serious note, I'd a create a mountain made entirely of chocolate cake.

Does this count? I always wanted to have one of those magic typewriters that makes the things you write about happen in the real world. With that, I could bring forth Princess Lily.

Give my powers to internet people who focus on exposing the corrupt.

I'd make it rain Chocolate

Loose fifteen kilograms... >.<

Step one: Create a Utopia/Heaven/Paradise, or at least the closest possible thing. Every sapient being that has ever lived basically becomes a god of their own little pocket universe, but can invite people over or meet in various hub worlds. The only rule is that you can't harm people or mess up their stuff without permission.

I might keep the old universe around for nostalgia's sake and let people who go there "play by the house rules" so to speak, but they'd be able to leave at any time.

Step two: Retire. Might start by sleeping for a couple thousand years or so.

And there'd probably be at least a few petty, vindictive pranks along the way, but I'd try to keep that in check. "With great power..." and so on.

Hey, I love the idea of the pocket universe! Let everyone create their dream castle!

I wouldn't completely retire, though. I'd want to watch over the people occasionally, just to be totally sure they aren't planning to kill each other. Maybe give out cookies to people who are being really good with their powers.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Sep 2nd 2018 at 5:15:21 AM

I'd make my own pocket universe that functions like the Distortion World from Pokemon Platinum, just for shits and giggles. And then I'd create one that contains a million cats. I'd mess around with changing my own appearance (hey, I could have naturally purple hair or something if I wanted to!)

Then after I'd have my fun I'd do things like... eradicate cancer and other horrible terminal illnesses. Maybe turn the Orange Tyrant into something fitting and put people who are actually competent in power. Fix the economy. I mean I'd have the power to rewrite the entire universe so I could do that kind of shit.

Oh, and all the non-sapient animals would get sent to a set of nice wilderness dimensions, with whatever conditions best suit each species, "fake" prey animals for the predators to hunt, etc. Wouldn't be nice to leave them all behind.

Something evil, probably.

Split myself into seven entities created from human concepts and phenomena

ME with reality warping powers? Funny you asked that, because I'm pretty much an expert daydreamer (and in-training regular dreamer) and many of my fantasies involving me being a Reality Warper. But I would do the following:

Step 1 - Erase myself from the memories of everyone except my closest friends. Step 2 - Create a pocket dimension where only I can enter. I would have a house there, and in its computer, I would backup the original universe, and make many copies of it. In each copy, I would perform different experiments.

U1 - I would let the original universe continue, and I would live on it as an observer. I would live a normal life, but having all the perks a person can have (money, looks, intelligence, artistic skills, etc). Just to enjoy everyday pleasures.

U2 - In this copy, I would rise my own country, built underground with extremely advanced technology. Eventually I would reveal myself to the surface world. I would start a campaign for world domination, and construct an utopia based on respect, compassion and knowledge... enforced by dictatorship.

U3 - In this copy, I would instead become an anti-heroine. I would hunt criminals on the streets, hunt "criminals" within the governments, help people in difficult situations, and

U4 - In this copy, I would genocide all life, destroy the planet, re-form it into a new hospitable world, and let life grow again from the scratch. I would subtly influence the evolution of the world and see what happens.

U5 - In this copy, I would turn the universe into my own sandbox. Everyone would be my toys and I would be able to do anything I want.

After thousands of years pass and I experienced everything, I would back up my memories, reset my mind to what I currently am, and do it all again.

If a multiverse existed, I'd use em to check out how different my friends and I are in each reality.

1: Build a sun launcher.

2: Why should I do anything else? All I need is a sun launcher.

3: Scratch that last one. I guess I can help people out during the times when I’m not launching rocks into the sun. So... sort out some political issues (like wars and Flame Wars), cure all known diseases, maybe fix that whole global warming thing, and then throw rocks into the sun.

4: Summon Ran, then hug her. Fluff is necessary. Perhaps we could go a little further if she’s okay with that.

5: Make a good Unholy Insurgency remix. The internet needs one.

6: Put a metal Destroyer figure on my desk. I’ve been looking for one of those things.

7: Get rid of white image backgrounds easily. They are the single most annoying thing about making photo edits and I hate it.

8: While I’m at it, get rid of troll transparent backgrounds too (they look transparent, but are actually the white/gray squares as the background).

9: Think of more stuff to put on this list.

Get a girlfriend & create a giant indoor theme park in Toronto that operates year-round (but mostly get a girlfriend).

Edited by Spinosegnosaurus77 on Jan 7th 2019 at 10:11:11 AM

I would be living in a world of my imagination, probably before realising what I was doing...

I don't know if I, or anyone around me, would notice much difference.

• 1. Unfuck all of my mistakes.
• 2. Eradicate all sentient suffering.
• 3. Create every game, console, and animation that I desire without effort.
• 4. Remove all of my flaws and achieve Marty-Studom because human flaws are overrated.

Edited by KJsixteen on Apr 28th 2019 at 7:55:43 AM

1. First, I'd make my own dimension. Nothing special, just a plane of infinite blank white nothingness that I can summon stuff in and hang out in when I'm not messing around with the real world.
2. Secondly I'd create an exact copy of the world/universe, pause time completely on it, and send it into a different dimension so I have a backup I can copy from later.
3. Then I would go back to the current world and just start wrecking shit everywhere. Like setting everything on fire and making stuff explode randomly for the fun of it until the world is so mutilated there's literally nothing left but space.
4. Then I'd do it again. Again and again and again until I get bored of destroying the world in different ways.
5. After that I would just create more copies of the world to experiment on for the rest of eternity. I'd experiment with putting dinosaurs and dragons in the current world, or maybe warping the world so it'd look more similar to the moon, or making everyone on earth kill each other at the same time and see what happens.

In between experiments though, I'd just chill and be a NEET in my own dimension. Oh, and if I'm not already I'd also make myself immortal so I can continue my experiments for as long as I want to. But yeah. Basically if I were a Reality Warper I'd want to use the universe as my sandbox.

Create BOOM! Studios. And become my Author Avatar. 'Nuff said. (Tell me if you want more detail.)

(Sorry for the double post)

So, I asked my classmates in my gifted class this question:

• Lily (Me): So, guys, what would you do if you were reality warpers?
• Makayla: I wouldn't want to do it. I might change some little things, but I'd be too afraid.
• Emily: Fix global warming.
• Nicholas: Make the reality stone. Also make an episode of iCarly where Freddy gets something called Pear Pods.
• Ean: End the word. Also make the other 5 infinity stones.
• Ethan: I dunno.
• Jacob: Give myself infinite time to think about what I want to do.
• Mr Brauin: World peace.

• Allow myself to explore fictional worlds from any work I choose
• Make all animals capable of talking to humans
• Teleport so I can travel the world
• Get rid of my anxiety disorder completely

Aww, poor Makayla. XD I would use my power to protecc her. :p

I agree with all of those. I'm not officially diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, but it would be nice to avoid getting anxious at times.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 4th 2019 at 9:32:25 AM

I second these.