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You break the world record for biking speed right before hitting a rock, both of you fly several meters into the air and you land face-first on the pavement, the bike lands handle-first between your legs.
Also you didn't wear a helmet
I try to get in better shape
Said better shape is a menger sponge and you die of having too many holes in you.
I'm ordering a bubble tea.
You accidentally ordered Fizzy Coffee
I take a single step.
You slip on ice, your shoes go flying and you slide down the hill.
I try to light a fire.
Your matches instead act in a way similar to party snaps when you try to light them. One match catches itself on fire, without your assistance, and lights the entire box of matches of fire, casuing the box to explode in your hand.
I try to pick a lock.
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