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johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 9th 2019 at 9:20:54 AM

You break the world record for biking speed right before hitting a rock, both of you fly several meters into the air and you land face-first on the pavement, the bike lands handle-first between your legs. Also you didn't wear a helmet

I try to get in better shape

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
QuantumMelody29 Mae the mage. from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Mae the mage.
Feb 10th 2019 at 2:36:16 AM

Said better shape is a menger sponge and you die of having too many holes in you.

I'm ordering a bubble tea.

Or should I say... Maege?
medievalParadox Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see
Feb 11th 2019 at 3:24:40 PM

You accidentally ordered Fizzy Coffee

I take a single step.

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
Feb 11th 2019 at 3:49:28 PM

You slip on ice, your shoes go flying and you slide down the hill.

I try to light a fire.

casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:21:41 AM

Your matches instead act in a way similar to party snaps when you try to light them. One match catches itself on fire, without your assistance, and lights the entire box of matches on fire, causing the box to explode in your hand.

I try to pick a lock.

Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Feb 18th 2019 at 8:06:30 AM

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
medievalParadox Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see from any device that can get onto the internet Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Narrator of KTGTT 2: Electric Boogaloo. Let's see
Feb 15th 2019 at 9:00:14 PM

You end up reinforcing it.

I try to preform a FALCON PUNCH!

Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 15th 2019 at 9:54:07 PM "I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
YooberBop Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo from the Italian restaurant Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo
Feb 15th 2019 at 11:09:34 PM

Your paintbrush moves in such a way that you create the symbol used in summoning Kythaltrynoggus, god of bad art. He gags at what youíve created and banishes all humankind to the Shadow Realm.

I attempt to make a sandwich.

You fools! Youíve awakened my stand,『DONíT STOP ME NOW』! Prepare to be 『MEMED』!
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Feb 18th 2019 at 11:33:25 AM

You made a knuckle sandwich, it punches you in the gut and runs off with your wallet.

I attempt to corrupt a wish.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Feb 18th 2019 at 12:30:54 PM

You enhance the wish so it becomes beneficial to everyone, except you

I try to do a back flip

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 6th 2019 at 7:53:42 PM

You try to do a backflip, but you break your back. In front of a car. At a NASCAR race. While the cars are racing. You get rushed to the hospital, but the ambulance crashes into a tree, and, 1 year later, get found in the wilderness somehow alive. You do a backflip again, but before you finish, you get eaten by a bear.

I make a post supporting PETA on Tv Tropes.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
WhiteCheddaPikachu FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T from America, where it isn't Ar-Kansas Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T
Mar 6th 2019 at 7:58:17 PM

They somehow get upset about you doing that just because TV Tropes has a page about shooting dogs, despite it not literally being about shooting dogs (sometimes).

I remember the weather report said heavy rain so I remember to wear boots.

Edited by WhiteCheddaPikachu on Mar 6th 2019 at 10:58:56 AM

Banned for being garbage at video games 》8(~ My website
Mar 6th 2019 at 8:51:18 PM

You wore your boots, but you forgot to wear everything else.

I try to seduce a mermaid.

RaisusTheFlammie The Gaming Geek from Somewhere, Beyond the Sea... Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
The Gaming Geek
Mar 7th 2019 at 4:59:15 AM

Instead you meet up with an Enthralling Siren who seduces you instead... to your doom

I try to increase my wealth

CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Mar 7th 2019 at 6:43:00 AM

You win a ticket for one card of stock that grows into billions of dollars... before you see it on the news as a stock in a shell company for foreign spies. And then you hear the police knocking at your door...

I try to grow an orchard in my yard.

Edited by CenturyEye on Mar 7th 2019 at 9:43:23 AM

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Mar 7th 2019 at 6:47:20 AM

you accidently grow a bunch of human-eating fly traps that take over the world.

I try to finish a presentation for school.

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME
WhiteCheddaPikachu FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T from America, where it isn't Ar-Kansas Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T
Mar 7th 2019 at 9:14:58 AM

Turns out it was due a week ago.

I try to buy some fancy clothes for a formal event.

Banned for being garbage at video games 》8(~ My website
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 8th 2019 at 11:13:16 PM

You end up buying a certain Rick Owens shirt for $7392.

I attempt to eat spaghetti.

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Mar 8th 2019 at 11:17:24 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Mar 9th 2019 at 2:42:54 AM

You eat worms instead

I try to got to work on time

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
WhiteCheddaPikachu FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T from America, where it isn't Ar-Kansas Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
FEH, Please let me have my fluffy men T^T
Mar 9th 2019 at 7:24:29 AM

You actually get to work on time!...and are then promptly fired for all the times you were late.

I open up my own restaurant, serving waffles.

Banned for being garbage at video games 》8(~ My website
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 9th 2019 at 3:12:39 PM

You run out of waffle batter. You run home to get waffle batter, but you have no waffle batter. You go to every store within a 51 km. radius. No waffle batter. Frustrated, you look online for a waffle batter recipe. Then, you see a website saying yummywafflbattlerecipiesplzusewonwenumaikwafflebatter.com. Turns out that it's a scam site, and you lose all your money. You lose a lot of money and you're forced to file for bankruptcy. Every waffle house you own gets destroyed and turned into your rival's business. Also, every store now has a surplus of waffle batter.

I make a long post.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 11th 2019 at 7:57:09 AM

k They only respond with "k", Boy isn't that frustrating?

I try to make a Tumblr

Edited by Jaxfirebus on Mar 11th 2019 at 7:57:35 AM

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
shackwave space raccoon
space raccoon
Mar 11th 2019 at 5:25:08 PM

You somehow post porn and get banned.

I try to relax.

freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime
Mar 11th 2019 at 5:49:56 PM

You fall asleep and immediately have a Catapult Nightmare.

I try to solve a Rubik's Cube.

Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 11th 2019 at 5:50:21 AM

Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Mar 11th 2019 at 8:54:55 PM

You get it logged in your nose.

I try to pet my cat.

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME

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