"Sir, we're going twice the speed limit!"
"Then we need to go ... Faster."
"If I don't Free Willy, who will?"
Edited by Kinola on Jan 29th 2020 at 10:01:29 AM
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Tell me something happy
If Romantic Comedies were Realistic.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
my current job
DATE 2:
"Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work out. All you've done is give me fucking flowers and take me to the park."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Heya there! I'm West.
“Harry Potter night?”
“Sure, why not.”
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Tell me something happy
What the mods are thinking right now.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"That Scenes From a Hat thread hasn't had any activity in a while. We hope some moron doesn't bump it now."
New category:
Things that would be easier or better if everything was made of LEGOs (SFW, of course)
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
"Alright, time to see how well this LEGO car holds up on the road!"
"You ever noticed how quickly things are built here?"
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
I'm helping!
"I think this house needs another floor. I've got an hour free this Tuesday afternoon, I'll build it then."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Not Sherlock Holmes
“You have been accused of treason and have been sentenced to hang. Any last words?”
“It wasn’t me!”
“Okay.”
(lever is pulled, but the noose snaps)
“Oh yeah, right. I can’t be hanged because the nooses are as thin as thread.”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
my current job
"We need to amputate."
"Can I make my own prosthetic once we're done?"
"Sure, we'll bring some LEGOs in now."
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Apr 12th 2020 at 7:29:25 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Not Sherlock Holmes
The worst things to find in your closet.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!"
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
I'm helping!
"Dad?!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Braids From S286 Not Included
"I was expecting Sans or Papyrus in here, and I'm so disappoint!"
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
"So, 911. You know that burglar who escaped a few days ago?"
Edited by Routeferret on Apr 20th 2020 at 11:26:23 AM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
♪ Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine... ♫
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"Oh man! My closet is fireproof!"
Cut to white powder falling out of the closet.
The man behind the slaughter
AHHH!FIRE! FIRE IS BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
"So that's where I left my motion sensing nuclear bombs after I turned them on!"
"Well, you were right, Junior. There really is a monster in here."
(beat)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Rejected Simpsons Couch Gags
Not Sherlock Holmes
The one where they didn’t show up because they thought the show was cancelled.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"I want to see Jennifer's Body."
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"