The Best Worst Psychonaut
Ya look real skinny an' fragile, but your sisters can still absorb my DynamicPunches! What gives, ma'am?
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What?! No! Is this that cat guy?! It's him, ain't it?! Why, that little furry, good-for-nothin' pyro! If I find him, I'll show 'im a real drop! That is, an elbow drop from three stories!
edited 1st Dec '16 9:58:45 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
My...teammate claims that your adult forms are "stupid and pro'lly drop their trainers like all the time, I tell ya, drop city." Is this true!?
Guarding my trainer, of course. Battle can be satisfying if it is what I have been ordered to do, but it is nothing compared to sitting with my trainer, knowing that, so long as I am there, she is safe.
edited 1st Dec '16 12:28:08 PM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Which part do you like better, guarding your trainer or battling their enemies? I know which one I'd choose.
The lands of the Nile, Kemet...or, as you would know it, Egypt.
edited 1st Dec '16 8:03:30 AM by TheGreatUnknown
Woah! Where do cats like you come from?
No, this is a strength tester mallet. My friends and I like playing cards, though.
edited 1st Dec '16 8:46:12 AM by DrNoPuma
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Don't step on the flowers.
Do you golf?
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Mila
So, if you had the opportunity, what would you wish for? I'm not saying I can grant that wish, mind, but I like knowing.
Oh, my hair? I was made this way by Theofratus, six years ago. I should probably clarify that I'm not quite human. I'm a Mana, specifically of wishes, though that all went to hell when Vayne decided he didn't want me any more. It's a bit of a long story.
edited 1st Dec '16 12:13:15 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more often
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Soooo, about yer hair... how old are ya, exactly? I mean, I was told you humans get gray hairs when ya get all old. I mean, I was also told that yer dumpsters were real heavy, so...
Don't mock me, pink guy! Just 'cause I'm short, don't mean I can't lay the smack down on your gangly li'l butts! An' if ya think I'm tough now, just wait 'til I've evolved! We'll see who's the cute li'l loser then, ha ha!
edited 2nd Dec '16 3:04:43 PM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
see you, space cowboy.
How's it feel to be stuck in the short club? I've been here for a loooooong time, I feel your pain.
Wha- RABBIT! I HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE A RABBIT! And I was born pink!
edited 2nd Dec '16 7:34:54 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.What sort of creature are you? A rabbit? A squirrel? How did you get pink fur?
Well, wearing clothes is hard to describe for me, because I wear clothes all the time. But these clothes in particular feel terrible. I'm being kept prisoner in my own castle, by my treacherous sister. I can't wait to escape and once again feel the wind on my fur and clothes!
edited 2nd Dec '16 8:28:15 AM by DrNoPuma
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Transcender of Gender
How's them clothes feel on yer fur? Don' wear any meself but I'm a bit, wha's the word, curious.
Well, ah, I think the seaweed's th'actual, yanno, 'mon. Th'anchor's jus' somethin' it picked up, I think? They don' talk much, didn' think they could at first, but they'n be likin' the kid 'n they take hits fer us when need be. 'N they were totally cool wi' me seein' how far I could chuck 'em, so they're 'aight in my book (went 'n nearly broke my back doin' tha', thing's heavy!)
edited 2nd Dec '16 4:16:51 PM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
Braids From S286 Not Included
<<Wait a minute, an anchor is one of your teammates? What are they like?>>
<<Sure. I could always use a pick-me-up.>>
edited 2nd Dec '16 9:30:35 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Um... why don't I sing instead? You must feel awful with all those people complaining about your appearance. Why don't I sing a song to cheer you up?
You're no better and you know it!
edited 2nd Dec '16 4:44:44 PM by DrNoPuma
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see you, space cowboy.
You give us small critters a bad name, you know that?
I'll be honest with you. Sparklecare is illegal. That's why we're hidden.
edited 2nd Dec '16 4:54:50 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Where exactly is your hospital that you're not getting shut down by the government—any government?
Of course I've been in a fight! I'm an assassin/bounty hunter! [[subscript:My lack of success is meaningless.
edited 4th Dec '16 8:08:55 PM by TheGreatUnknown
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Sooo... ya ever been in a fight? I mean, I might be a kid- wait, no I ain't! Who's callin' me that?! Um... right, as I was sayin', I might be... young, but I know a firestarter when I see one, an' you seem like a pretty big one.
I hit real hard, and don't doubt that for a second, fake-achu! I mean- well, it ain't as hard as it could be; I'm only pre-evolved, after all. But that don't mean I can't punch a clean hole through a brick wall! Believe me, I know. Hehe, that shop guy was p-o'd!
edited 3rd Dec '16 2:21:47 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
hOw haRd mAcHOp hiT?
mE pLas. ME miMiKyU. wORk gaNA nO. woRK TRAiNeR! me StroNG!!
edited 3rd Dec '16 11:16:44 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.Who are you, little creature? Are you working for Ganon?
Deformed? I don't know what you're talking about, good sir.
edited 3rd Dec '16 8:50:04 AM by DrNoPuma
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PINNACLE OF MAN
What incident gave such a... deformed look?
There's nothing wrong with my haircut - in fact, it's perfectly right. It is something that completes my charming appearance, and something that signifies who is coming. It's me, Luke Atmey, the Ace Detective!
edited 3rd Dec '16 8:56:07 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Good god what is wrong with your hair?
Can't say what you mean. I'm cool as ice.
edited 5th Dec '16 4:40:29 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Woah, why so tense? Relax, bro.
I dunno, bro. I got a lotta practice using Aerobatics back when I didn't even have wings as a Charjabug, maybe it carried over? Life's too short to worry too hard about things like that.
edited 5th Dec '16 4:17:46 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Braids From S286 Not Included
<<How are you able to get off the ground with pincers that big? My darned beak's weighing me down, and I can't even pull off a proper Supersonic Skystrike!>>
<<NO!>> (uses Beak Blast)
edited 5th Dec '16 5:50:11 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
see you, space cowboy.
YOUR BEAK IS REALLY COOL!... CAN I TOUCH IT?
IT'S PRETTY NICE, THANKS!
edited 5th Dec '16 9:17:46 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
What's it like to be an undead abomination of nature?
No, but I still do not like it.
edited 5th Dec '16 10:00:06 AM by CyberController
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Transcender of Gender
Does water kick your behind as easily as it be doin' to the fiery 'mons I know?
Darn right! Wish'n we'd travel more at night cause th' sun's a pain, but the kid ain't 'avin' it mosta the time.
edited 5th Dec '16 10:37:10 AM by whizzerd
they/them || "Forgive me, regent of queer amphibians" - Lt.BGob
<<Heard that you have a thing for a fish. What is she like?>>
edited 3rd Dec '16 8:31:45 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"