Write a Wham Line/Shot/Episode for the above avatar.

What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration: I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely fought it at first, you would have been so proud to see him so strong. But all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll, and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy, I know everything! And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit... It's sadly anti-climactic: behind all the storm and Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic... Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway!

The camera pans over to a broken minifigure, as the Joker rips off of an amazing speech from his other self.

edited 10th Mar '17 10:03:42 AM by RandomWriter413

Hahahahaha! I, the Great Zim, win! I am the new Tallest now!

...And I will change everything their ruinous reign has created! I will create prosperity for all!

My friends, I have signed a contract with a big record label! My yodeling will be heard by all!

Cucumber, you idiot! I didn't summon the Nightmare Knight For the Evulz! Your king's even worse! Isn't that right, Cabbage?

"I recognize this planet and its ruins. It was once called Mars."

Basic reminder that my avatar is Mort from The Penguins of Madagascar.

edited 3rd May '17 8:45:31 AM by arcada188

"Do you see me? I caused the Great Disaster! I AM THE TRUE LEADER OF THE JURALS! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

(Shows a picture of the above avatar being a hollow)

"And this is my favorite flower, the [protagonist's wife's name]."

The interference in the video feed suddenly resolves into a face. A normal-looking face. A face that the protagonists thought belonged to one of their own, now laughing maniacally at their failure.

You idiot! You just gave him th-

Thanks for your help, ' pal '.

Is it normal for me to kill? I was intended to, after all. It is the only thing I was ever intended for. And this is why, you pitiful worms, I hate.

"Oh, uh, pay no attention to the cat behind... me."

"Attention heroes! You have failed. I am the one in charge of things from now on!"

Actually, this isn't a suit. It's my real body

"Daddy, I'm going out with Crash. You can't stop me."

The only reason someone’d steal time pieces is to change the past or cause as much damage as possible. My guess is, whomever did this is the person who kidnapped the princess...

But who-

   Blehheheheheheh....   

-The camera pans over to a dapperly dressed individual. A count.-

   BLECK!   

"We are so dead if they find out we own this."

"Yeah. We'd be so dead."

"You are SO dead. "

"SHIT, THERE WAS A MICROPHONE IN THE GUN!"

edited 3rd Mar '18 3:44:22 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

"   Even if I was created by humans, I still would have been superior to you.   "

This Infernal Serpent, kid, is not your father. He's my servant now!

"Yeah; you know those pyramids? We're the spacefaring aliens who made them."

"Lelouch vi Britannia, words cannot express how grateful I am. As I thought, you've been putting that Geass of yours to good use. Looks like our game has been going well, wouldn't you say, C.C?"

"Hey, I'm Ace-vee!"

"Oh no, I'm turning into a CGI character!"

“Well, Arthur, it’s time you met an old friend of mine. He’s the doctor.”

“Doctor? Doctor Who?”

"I am not a badger."