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Where'd you get that rad jacket?

Ya mean Professor Time? We've heard of him.

Edited by Murataku on Nov 20th 2020 at 5:15:23 AM

Have you guys ever heard of Dr. Who?

Daughter of a pro fighter, mostly. Just trying to follow my path.

Edited by Ore-O on Nov 29th 2020 at 9:53:04 AM

Are you anyone of note?

Ussed to be largely Erchius fuel, (normal ssci-fi sspace magic sstuff). Then we sstarted sstealing from medieval sstasiss and ssteampunk worldss, prime directive be damned. Sso now we run mosstly on raw Contrivium and actual magic, much more exciting and efficient sstuff, really. (We did try rainbowss and happinesss, but turnss out torturing unicornss to fuel your death rayss iss really, really bad for intergalactonational PR, sso we sstopped that before anyone found out.)

Edited by Florien on Nov 19th 2020 at 11:56:03 AM

What is your power generation like?

*looks at our Perpetual motion machines* wow I over estimated you your like a fly.

I’ll pay you a infinite amount of credits if you manage to eradicate religion before I do and I’ve been trying for a couple centuries now.

Edited by Immortalartisan on Nov 20th 2020 at 10:02:15 AM

Hello, future client! What is your pay rate?

We solve problems. Not problems like monster infestations, because then that's an adventurer's specialty. We're more like... uhhh...

??? (Mystery?)

Yeah, we're more like mystery solvers. Things like noises at night, missing letters, ominous stuff like that.

Edited by Awe921 on Nov 20th 2020 at 9:10:16 AM

What do you do for a living, if any?

Why yes. It's a vital part of the ecosystem after all.

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Nov 29th 2020 at 7:43:36 PM

So are you fond of fish and other aquatic life?

"There are these enemies called Jammers that are causing distortions! Whenever we defeat one, it makes things go back to normal, bit by bit!"

"And Aichi is in that castle instead of at home with Mom and me... I want to bring him back, and Shuka said that if we stop the distortions then we'll get Aichi back!"

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Nov 30th 2020 at 7:55:56 AM

So... distortions in time? What's all that about?

Nyaha! I know many, many, MANY fun and intersting facts. For example, did you know that, in the 1960s, a bridge was relocated from London to Arizona to attract tourists?

Edited by TenOfSwords13 on Nov 30th 2020 at 3:01:53 PM

What's another extremely obscure fact that you know?

...When the person I'm assisting abducted me and made me work for him under threat of harm to my hometown. So, no, I can't say that I'm willingly working for him. I'm trying to make the best of this unhappy situation, though. It helps that I've made some new friends since I ended up here.

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 30th 2020 at 10:47:22 AM

How did you first get your job as an assistant?

We met when we were both transported to a magic hotel after we were put into killing games. We first got together when we realized we were romantically depraved.

   That's a horrible reason to get together.   

Doesn't make us any less of a great couple.

Edited by madface7 on Nov 30th 2020 at 9:17:32 AM

How did you meet each other?

I like to hang out with some friend of mine. It's not much, but still better than doing nothing.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Nov 30th 2020 at 10:25:56 PM

How do you like to spend your time off work?

-Emi gets a little sheepish, smiling a little.-

"I was trying to get Aichi to come out of Sanctuary when I met Shuka. To put it simply, we were attacked by a group of Jammers, and we discovered I had the ability to Realize units."

-Shuka then nods.-

"Yeah! Because of Emi Realizing Blaster Blade, we were able to get them to back off, and we started our journey to stop all of the Jammers and fix the distortions!"

"And we're going to get Aichi back!"

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Nov 30th 2020 at 5:37:31 AM

So.. How did you meet each other?

   I think the number is randomised, though I might be wrong. "Walker" is basically an alias for people investigating the World of Walker.   

Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Nov 30th 2020 at 6:31:52 PM

where'd the name "Walker 68616" come from?

"Jackalope? That’s like a rabbit with deer antlers, right? I can’t say I’ve met one, but it would be super cool if I did at some point, bunyip!"

Edited by KungFuCutBug on Dec 1st 2020 at 1:33:45 PM

Do you know the jackalope?

Going fine, thanks.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 1st 2020 at 8:26:47 AM

So... how's it goin' for you two?

You know that "monkeys in typewriters" thingy? It's basically that for big game companies, plus the insanity meter turned Up To Eleven. But for me and other indie developers who are forever alone, I guess you have to make your ideas yourself. Like you took the "Tabula Rasa" philosophy too seriously.

Edited by Seaners on Dec 3rd 2020 at 4:13:36 AM

Hello Mr.Crowshaw. Since you made many games Would like to ask, What is the process of Game Development like?

Yes, Dogmeat and i have been allies sence i bet him at the red rocket truck stop.

Edited by vjoi on Dec 2nd 2020 at 2:56:54 AM

Such a cute doggy! Have you guys been friends long?

-Emi, the orange-ish haired girl, looks downward when asked that question.-

"I'm not entirely sure what happened... One day he left home, and said he'd be back, but then he locked himself away in this big castle that appeared one day. He won't come out..."

-She and their mom have been worried sick...-

-Shuka, the red-haired girl, looks determined, however, despite what's going on.-

"Don't worry though! Once we stop all of the Jammers, he'll be back like he's supposed to be!"

-Emi looks over at Shuka, and nods. Right... Shuka said that defeating the Jammers will fix the distortions in time and bring Aichi back to normal. She trusts Shuka!-

"Yeah! I won't stop until Aichi's back home!"

Basically alterations to the timeline changed Aichi a LOT, although that hasn't been revealed to Emi at the point I'm using them at.

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 1st 2020 at 8:04:23 AM

What happened to Aichi?

It's combat gear.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 2nd 2020 at 12:15:36 AM

What's with the rebreather and bandoliers?

   Response: This Unit is an Anthesis-class Mech, Serial Number 691, Designate: 'Brimstone'.   

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Dec 1st 2020 at 4:11:14 PM

What even are you?

idk

Edited by madface7 on Dec 1st 2020 at 6:26:22 AM

What's with the pattern in your background?

[[green:What? No. Floran jusst likess red, and it'ss cold here. We're actually purely autocratic totalitarian. Not limiting ourselves to one economic system or the other, you know.]]

Edited by Florien on Dec 2nd 2020 at 12:46:41 PM

Are you fellow comrade?

Are... you a pair of scissors or am I looking at you wrong?

"They're people possessed by a unit, causing a distortion! You see, when a Jammer possesses someone, it causes big changes in the world and how things are!"

"They have a mark on them somewhere, that shows they're a Jammer. Like on their forehead, their arm, their leg..."

"Once you reveal their true nature, they attack you! It's only when you stop them that things return to normal!"

"The person they took the form of is returned to their normal self, thankfully... They don't remember anything afterward."

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 1st 2020 at 6:28:31 AM

What is a Jammer, out of curiosity?

   Designate-Manufacturer: Alpha Corporation. Designate-Inventor: Dr Drake Novum, wanted by the Three Alliances for crimes including illegal cloning, slavery, and numerous murders of various degree.   

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Dec 1st 2020 at 2:01:05 PM