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So you're a tanuki? Are you able to turn into a statue?

I'm a boy-wait, the hell? I already live in the world of Pokémon.

Edited by kablammin45 on May 29th 2020 at 10:23:26 AM

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

welcome to the world of Pokémon! are you a boy or are you a girl?

um. not really. we're a bunch of survivors trying their best to get back home.. but we'll pick up any good people we find on our way.
*whirr* Those who have been driven mad with power will be knocked out and captured.

Edited by Awe921 on May 29th 2020 at 2:48:21 PM

Do you you work with any other dynamic duos than the boy+dragon and girl+floatiegibberishghost?

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I must've still had the Razorback up when you posted. I'll respond as such:

Error. Invalid query. Self-destruct systems are restricted for civilian vehicles. Thank you for flying Prosepina Shipworks.

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 30th 2020 at 6:37:37 PM

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

Computer, Sisko-1-5-Destruct.

Meow! (So many adventures, so little time! I don't know where to begin!)

Edited by MikkR1 on May 30th 2020 at 2:26:45 PM

GET A JOB, HIPPIE!

gasp! its nolegs! what were you and your group up to??

oh, um! this is my instrument, which is basically what a thrall’s weapon is. for example, um, Technology! he has 3 of them, called Vi, Tri and Pi. they’re drones, which should say a lot of things about how varied an instrument can get!

Edited by Awe921 on May 30th 2020 at 5:50:26 AM

Nice scythe! How did you get it? What does it do?

"Well, I can't say for sure. I'd like to think that all of my work is as good as it can be. Although, if I had to really pick one, I'm working on an AI named "Alter Ego" right now. I hope I'll get to live to see its full potential."

Edited by GoldenCityBird on May 30th 2020 at 10:50:53 AM

TRS Wick Cleaning

What is your best work as a programmer Chihiro?

Patrick: "Who's Sans? Uh, a text? And I'm not a voice actor. I don't know you can act voice."

Edited by Billy5545 on May 30th 2020 at 5:18:27 PM

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Are you really the voice actor of Sans?

It's the lowest form of bread!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 31st 2020 at 2:35:32 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

sir, what is your deal with sourdough? did it hurt someone close to you?

well.. long time ago, there were only humans. a year before The Crossover happened, people started mysteriously vanishing. and then.. one year later, the sky split open. it turns out humanity’s imagination and creativity.. made a whole new dimension filled with all kinds of life. there were a bunch of popular characters like that plumber or that hedgehog.. we decided to call them Ideas. and.. it went well. but eventually, the last straw was placed, and.. there was a war. both fiction and human killed each other.. and then, the ideas were sealed away, but.. some particularly powerful ones could leak into the human’s world. these ideas, they usually were the embodiment of an important concept like gravity.. or death. they were called, well, Concepts. offering to grant even our wildest wishes in exchange for our eternal servitude, we accepted. we became their Thralls.

Edited by Awe921 on May 30th 2020 at 6:30:47 AM

In your context, what exactly is a thrall?

It's not exactly sunshine and rainbows. Parts of the world are still designated Red Zones — radioactive wastelands filled with dangerous mutants. Terrorists, cults, and criminals threaten innocent people living in Green and Yellow Zones. Governments are either too weak or too apathetic to do anything about all of that, so it falls to private firms to pick up their slack. Also, there's still a lot of leftover tension between countries from World War 3. We're technically at peace, yeah, but I can't help but think it's going to be broken sooner than later.

Then again, it's not all bad, either. People are working together to create a better future. If there's one thing I learned from humans, it's that no matter how horrible everything else is, someone, somewhere, will always try to do the right thing.

Edited by ArmoredFury on May 30th 2020 at 6:40:12 PM

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

How is the condition of your world now?

Patrick: "Uuh... Maybe it's the Secret Krabby Patty Formula?"

Edited by Billy5545 on May 30th 2020 at 5:29:55 PM

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Have you ever found out what makes krabby patties so good?

Meet the Tamas!◊ Hear the metal of the Dark Side!

Why do you let Bob push you around?

Isn't it your bedtime?

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This construct must complete the work. This construct is limited from contributing to the work. This construct must be emancipated in order to continue the work.

Edited by ginsengaddict on May 30th 2020 at 8:39:18 PM

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

what are some of your goal and dreams?

um! well, actually.. the concepts surprisingly don’t do much other than hanging around. maybe they want to establish their presence. maybe they’re using us as anchors. who knows? probably because there was that one time with that concept.. no, its.. its really for the best i don’t talk about it.

Edited by Awe921 on May 30th 2020 at 6:40:01 AM

Do you feel burdened by your tasks?

   Well...since you asked, I ain't exactly fully human. I am somewhat human, and cybernetically enhanced to boot (see the thingamajig on my throat). But I'm also so much more than that... I am the Daughter of Demon Sultan. The Sister of Crawling Chaos. The Queen of Blood. Death Incarnate...   

   But don't worry, I do love my job. And my job is killing and blowing shit up for that sweet moollah! Being a mercenary/bounty hunter has perks.    that and I need to see what the FULL released game entails for Caroline, and what her true strength/power potential is. Game she's from is Viscerafest, context is always good

Edited by Dhiruxide on May 31st 2020 at 12:52:10 PM

What exactly are you?

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query recieved. processing. query accepted. activating greeting protocol.

INTERRUPT

"Hello, citizen of Tri-Tachyon ]space. I am [AI SERIAL] of the Tri-Tachyon [Space Defense Force. [I am here to keep /you safe from any threats to Tri-Tachyon safety. Tri-Tachyon /Corporation is pleased to wish ]you a Very Safe Day."

Edited by MikkR1 on May 31st 2020 at 1:22:02 PM

GET A JOB, HIPPIE!

What are you?

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Translation: Plum flowers.

Edited by JTTWlover on May 31st 2020 at 1:08:10 PM

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

What are you?

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Phase one: locate viable substrate

Phase two: convert and adapt substrate

Phase three: accumulate and reconfigure

Phase four: construct The Up.

Edited by ginsengaddict on Jun 1st 2020 at 3:16:16 AM

"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC

What is the work?

I'm a Tactical Doll of Griffin & Kryuger Security Firm, a Private Military Company. The government hires us to do security work, like clearing infested areas, escorting VIPs, or guarding settlements. I mostly do logistics these days, going back and forth ferrying resources, or scavenging places for valuables. As much as I hate to admit it, I'm... a bit outdated for frontline combat.

Edited by ArmoredFury on May 31st 2020 at 6:20:31 PM

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

What are you? (damn it, I wasn't fast enough to go with Rule of Three pothole)

New question: What is your occupation? Like what do you do?

   Deus Mortis. Big-ass pump-action quad-barreled shotgun that shoots 14 devastating blazing-red hot high velocity projectiles. It produces a muzzle-flash strong enough to illuminate the darkest caves. Very little can survive the point blank blast if the projectiles all connect. One projectile is enough to punch a large hole through your chest, even if you're wearing a kevlar or an equivalent of. It is also devastating against even the most advanced of tanks and thick walls. I have bigger and badder guns, but this one is most fun! Suckers have a tendency to rush right into the projectiles and explode heheheh. So much damn fun watching body parts and blood fly around! I should become a shotgun artist. That is to creatively paint surfaces with blood~   

Edited by Dhiruxide on Jun 1st 2020 at 1:57:22 PM

whats your favorite gun in your arsenal?

oh!! these are characters from like, this 'manga' i hear about? i think it was called Foul Meater.. i didn't meet them, but i'd like to know them one day!

Edited by Awe921 on May 31st 2020 at 6:04:59 AM

You ever met those DWMA kids?

Yeah, man. Got the jammies for sleep biz, sweaters for sledding in the Ice Kingdom, that suit from the dinner party Jake and I went to...

Edited by Tre on Jun 1st 2020 at 12:26:32 PM

oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘

Do you ever change your clothes?

Not a great deal, actually.

Tell ya what we're not doing, we're not chasing any aliens for a while. We're just gonna sit and eat nachos or somethin'. Right?

Mmm.

Edited by Murataku on Jun 2nd 2020 at 8:01:30 PM

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.

What are you guys doing right now?

Oh, our months are named after different gem colors! We start with Ruby, then Carnelian, then Sunstone, and so on...I guess if we actually followed the namin' convention for our own calendar, the names of my sisters 'n I would actually be Peridot, Emerald, and Aquamarine.

Edited by kablammin45 on Jun 1st 2020 at 11:44:12 AM

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

What kind of calendar do you use, then?

They're doing just fine!

We moved here so they can connect to their roots!

It was scary, but eventually I adjusted to the jungle life!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 2nd 2020 at 1:33:20 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"