Hunger Games Simulator

Here's some Olympic events since we don't have a runner yet.

• (Player1) competes in the Hunger Games Olympics and gets a gold medal.
• (Player1) competes in the Hunger Games Olympics and gets a silver medal.
• (Player1) competes in the Hunger Games Olympics and gets a bronze medal.

Seeing as we have a full roster, I'm willing to start tomorrow morning at the earliest (~10 AM Pacific), depending on when I receive screens/save.

(Player 1) constantly shouts "Get your free T Vs!" while kicking (Player 2) to death. (Fatal to player 2. Player 1 gets a kill.)

(Player1) beats (Player2) to death at a bowling alley after drinking (his/her2) milkshake.

(Player1) nominates the souls of everyone (he/she1) has ever killed as a tribute for the next Hunger Games season.

If this happens, I'd actually use that as a tribute.

I find our lack of a runner disturbing.

You mean "The Souls of All the Dead Tributes"?! Help me...

Actually, I don't just mean the tributes Player 1 has killed, I also mean all the people Player 1 may have killed in the source material.

Ah, fuck it. If by tomorrow we don't have somebody who wants to be the runner, I'll do so again. I'll just hope for one of my tributes to suck and the other to win though lol

edited 21st Feb '18 1:58:34 AM by dave_the_assassin

Okay, I'll do it.

(Player 1) bludgeons (Player 2) to death with a baguette. (Fatal)

(Player 1) drops the F-Bomb, blowing up (Player 2)'s eardrums.

• (Player1) stands tall and mighty on the Big Ben's hands. Then the bell rings, and (he/she1) falls off to (his/her1) doom.
• (Player1) arrogantly says 'No one does everything like (Player1)!
• No one dies in such a way like (Player1)! (Fatal to P1)

Well, then I'll keep it around for the next season.

edited 21st Feb '18 10:33:30 AM by dave_the_assassin

Sorry Dave, but I've already sent the screens and save just when you suggested those.

Also, I've added these chocolate fountain events:

• (Player1) finds a chocolate fountain and drinks straight from it.
• (Player1) finds a chocolate fountain and drinks straight from it, but drinks too much and ends up drowning.

Starting Season 203◊

Blood◊bath◊:

• Most people either just get stuff from the cornucopia or run away from it
• Oh man, I would've liked to imagine Sheogorath in Smash...
• Presumably Rayman was strong enough to be at the Salty Spittoon, recommended it to Globox
• Death Battle result averted for now.
• Two tributes fight over a bag, which turned out to be a black hole which Swinub backed away from
• Fethry learns the hard way that you just cannot fight time itself

Day 1◊

• A sponsor tries to constrain it with a lawsuit given it killed someone already
• E. L. James and a couple underwater tributes sent the Tentacle Commando careening into his death
• Man, that's a lot of hoverboards
• Sheogorath is Jesus
• Seija learns that the barrier highly dislikes being pranked
• Now Raven wants to be Jesus too? She doesn't even need to walk on water
• Another Worfing as Capcom kills Frieza... but what the hell does Lum see in him to make that revival?
• That must've been cold... not to mention within inches of danger.
• NCS is doing an LP of a version of Vice City where Tommy won't shup up

Deaths:◊ Space, Fethry Duck, Tentacle Commando

edited 21st Feb '18 9:47:43 AM by GrafVonTirol

We're gonna need the imgur links. Postimg still isn't working for me.

Not surprised that Sheogorath was able to walk on water.

Wow. As much as I like E.L. James and the Fifty Shades trilogy, I did not expect Nemo and Squag!Squidward of all tributes to assist her. And god, I was a little freaked out that Nemo's doing that (it gives me bad memories of the time that Dean Abigail Hardscrabble and Joey Claire killed him thanks to Kuai Liang (Sub-Zero) putting a "kill me" sign on his back)

And Chester.... why?

edited 21st Feb '18 10:43:35 AM by dave_the_assassin

And of course Postimg goes down right when I was gonna look up the second part of the Bloodbath.

Edit: Nevermind, now it's working.

edited 21st Feb '18 11:26:56 AM by CosmosAndChaos

Still not working for me.

So Namco has a weapon already, meanwhile Capcom already managed to kill Frieza (even though he got revived), and for a petty reason too... well, she does love to fight, but usually not to the death
And I could see Namco photobombing a photo

edited 21st Feb '18 3:25:06 PM by Zanreo

Night 1◊

• NCS drinks straight from the chocolate fondue fountain for quite some time, and afterwards spends quite a bit of time having to get that out of his system. Ya know, IN THE BATHROOM! *ding*
• Lise can now communicate with the eldritch gods better
• Mischief managed! Alyosha has successfully been made a fall guy.
• That's a pretty adorable ship
• A regular to the Games is disturbed by all this shitposting porn
• I guess Twi is showing a bit of her sadistic side in preparation for her DB or something.
• Lum seems to be a rather encouraging character, but doesn't seem to give an impression to the Depressed Ant.
• The Aimless Renegade was too aimless to see that Chaz was about to give him a FATALITY!
• Frost couldn't believe his Scouter's reading. Then again, Sheogorath is a god, but....
• Time brings Thane and Squag together, though the toast-in-mouth trope makes little sense here.
• Yoshi is kind of a powerhouse after all, suplexing that boulder
• Capcom was a little pissed that Frieza's death was undone.

Day 2◊

• E.L. James couldn't write a BDSM-fic about the tributes here, decided "Screw this, I'm outta here!"
• We have our first explosive hot potato. What? Just because it's a spoiler doesn't mean somebody died. It's a dud.
• That's one hell of a game of tetherball being had.
• Sheogorath must've really been that bored.
• The upcoming Death Battle is one of those receiving the Golden Buzzer, will be played live.
• Yoshi suplexes a boulder again, this time on an unwary Swablu
• Poor Lenny would never figure out where his best friend vanished.
• The Black Cube of Darkness did die after being subject to Capcom's rant, but it's not Capcom that killed it
• James Potter disapproves of the "Infamous Theory Shrine", but NCS shoots him. This is kind of the same way that Batman's parents died, so Harry must be Batman. But hey, it's just a theory...
• Another prank was had

Deaths◊: Aimless Renegade, E.L. James, Swablu, Carl, Black Cube of Darkness, James Potter

edited 21st Feb '18 12:26:34 PM by GrafVonTirol

The fact that Frost, an actual Dragon Ball character, got involved in the Over 9,000 event is pretty hilarious IMO.

So, is anyone going to provide alternative picture links or?..

Capcom's pretty angry right now, it seems, and having someone else kill the cube probably won't make things better... I bet that YTP was all about mocking Frieza

edited 21st Feb '18 1:26:04 PM by Zanreo

sigh