Hunger Games Simulator

Renominating Poland◊ and nominating Serbia◊.

Looks like we have the 48.

I'd be willing to host. I'll give this until I think midnight PST in case of new nominees. Anyone to send screens? And I'd prefer postimage, and direct image links please.

Oh, okay, nvm

edited 3rd Nov '16 1:29:40 PM by GrafVonTirol

9001 is already hosting.

Team Best Detectives/Geniuses: Jake Peralta◊ and Ray Holt◊. Or just Jake and Holt.

Mains: Mio Akiyama◊ and Chiho Sasaki◊

Reserves: Touko Fukawa◊ and Genocider Sho◊

The Trope Games, Season 83! Let us begin, shall we?

• Bloodbath
  • Roman, for some reason, remembers that time when he killed Starlight Glimmer in the pilot season, and does just that immediately.
  • The Dwarf Princessess fight different opponents for bags. Oddly enough, the bearded one chickens out.
  • Ultra Toad realizes the true meaning behind "PINK GUY LOVES ANIMALS" and hops away.
  • The blade of grass... gets blown away to another part of the arena, I think? I don't know...
  • It's just the bloodbath, and Incineroar's already coughing up hairballs.
  • Why would anyone with Genocider in their name save someone else from suicide?!
  • Speaking of villains performing suicide prevention, Adam mistakes Primarina for a seal Faunus and does the same to her.
  • New Weapons Soldier's happy that he got to try out that brand new weapon.
  • Papyrus wouldn't kill a human, but makes an exception here as he defends a bat from one.
  • Ahsoka surrenders her bag of lightsabers to an entire European country. Does dis mean Polan can into space now?
  • Stalkeyes, you may now play Losing Horns.
  • Kitten plans to go fishing at the beach.
  • And with that, both of my tributes are dead. This is a brand new low for them.
• Day 1
  • A BBQ party... with an Eldritch Abomination?!
  • Fred Bonaparte doesn't wanna be a Stand User.
  • Detective Peralta gathers some evidence... but not in a righteous way.
  • Lime Baby kicks down some coconuts, and so does Mio.
  • A Rebel and a lord duke it out musically.
  • Probably the weirdest dance craze we've ever seen.
  • The bearded Dwarf Princess doesn't want a beach vacation.
  • Hitomi makes an offensive joke about Gloria's mental illness. The latter doesn't take this lightly and retaliates by poking fun at how the Jurals disguise themselves as attractive people.
  • Well, Incineroar is part Fire-type...
  • Hoshi gets his shoes muddy and steps on a blade of grass.
  • An archaeologist/puzzle solver, a countryball, a troper, a skeleton, and a GMod TF2 soldier go hunting...
  • Kitten wants out, but the other Dwarf Princess says no.
  • Karmic retribution comes immediately for Roman. He lied, he stole, he cheated, but he had a 50% chance of survival there...
  • Deaths: Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Bennett, Edgar Teglee, and Roman Torchwick. But guys, prepare to finish your bottles and throw them at the wall in the next update...

edited 5th Nov '16 12:13:29 AM by TroperNo9001

I'm sure New Weapons Soldier is happy that the trident is not a reskin.

I don't know if I want Henderson or the grass to win the season and score the most kills.

If we get "Old Man Henderson sets an explosive off, killing Hastur" I will be quite happy, though, even though it's my own tribute.

edited 3rd Nov '16 10:28:28 PM by Anomalocaris20

Oh boy... -braces self for the next update-

I swear, there's a "put the lime in the coconut" joke to be made in regards to Lime Baby knocking coconuts down from a tree... Just dunno what it is.

Assuming he eats them, "put the coconut in the lime"?

I missed the opportunity to make that joke, but here it is, for your listening pleasure. Fun fact: There's only one chord throughout the entire song.

• A Cat-5 hurricane makes landfall!
  • Sully gets caught in a storm surge.
  • Oh Cirno, you Cute and Psycho Touhou tribute, you...
  • That's mighty impressive for someone without arms to push— I mean kick a creepy toad mascot into the gale.
  • Papyrus attempts a Heroic Sacrifice. Attempts.
  • RIP, Infinity. Not in real life, of course.
  • Poland also doesn't wanna be a Stand User.
  • And a lot of tributes either find shelter or are blown away/crushed.
  • Deaths: We've set a new record. 21 remain.
• Night 1
  • Primarina catches her fellow Alola starter evolution having Smoking Hot... oh dear...
  • Isn't Belisarius a nocturnal animal?
  • Poland gets a group hug. Lime Baby, how do you do that?
  • Kitten rescues Old Man Henderson from quicksand.
  • The beardless Dwarf Princess, a detective, whatever Guy is, and a stickman have a BBQ party in a grassy part of the arena.
• Day 2
  • Poland thanks Lime Baby for the improbable hug and tends to his wounds.
  • Dwarf Princess doesn't wanna mess with Mr. Henderson.
  • I guess that three-way had bad influence on Primarina...
  • How does a blade of grass dig for minerals?!
  • I guess Belisarius heard me and now does what a nocturnal animal's supposed to do.
  • Kitten is defeated by a stickman, guys. A stickman.
  • Touko channels her inner Sho to give Jak and Daxter a Looney Tunes-worthy death.
  • Det. Peralta has tea with the captain along with Chiho and Hitomi. Well, this is gonna be awkward for Capt. Holt...
  • Why, Incineroar, why?!
  • Serbia dies anticlimactically.
  • Deaths: Jak and Daxter (as one tribute) and Serbia. 19 remain.

edited 19th May '18 11:16:15 PM by TroperNo9001

Aww, Infinity wanted to save Mio... I take it he's a K On fan? :P

Meanwhile, Touko and Chiho are both still alive for now... and I suppose that means Sho is still alive too, just not in body.

Oh, goddammit, Arena event... Why is the RNG suddenly determined to not let me have any tributes for the upcoming Battle Royale? Oh, if only my reserves had made it in...

Well, at least I have a healthy amount of tributes waiting in the wings for the Murderers' Battle.

I'm just hoping that either Chiho or Touko will be a podium finisher, for I don't have any Battle Royale tributes yet either...

...Heh heh heh. New Weapons Soldier got cow-mangled.

Glad to see my tributes survived, though. And Hastur got a boyfriend.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

• Night 2
  • Apparently, Poland didn't like the hug from Hitomi or Ray, so he orders Wibbles to kill one of them. The stickman decides to take out the Jural in disguise.
  • Chiho bakes some Poke Puffs, or whatever those Alolan treats will be, for the two Pokemon. Guy probably dropped in to have some MgRonald's.
  • What did the blue-haired Moe do to deserve getting Aanged?! I know she snapped at the arena event, but she calmed down right after.
  • ...one bottle of Brain Bleach for Jake and me, please.
  • Huh, I didn't know Hastur was kind to animals...
• Day 3
  • Silly countryball, there are no coconuts in Poland.
  • Mr. Henderson gets consoled by a stickman, of all people.
  • Our NOTP of the season goes hunting.
  • Dwarf Princess gets repaid for refusing to give Kitten a Mercy Kill.
  • Wow, Ray. Way to Break the Cutie like that.
  • Hastur, I don't think it's possible for a human to learn otherworldly attacks.
  • Touko wrestles with a not-Fighting type Pokemon, but loses an eye in the brawl.
  • Belisarius has a picnic in a grassy field alone.
  • Deaths: DJ Hitomi and 9-Ball Cirno. 17 remain.
• Night 3
  • Touko, what are you doing?!
  • Ray decides to destroy some Eldritch evidence.
  • Wibbles is jealous of Jake's full head of hair.
  • Kitten apologizes to Dwarf Princess for scaring her off and invites her to a groupie.
  • Mr. Henderson, you Dirty Old Man.
  • Does Guy even have any friends?
• Day 4
  • After that huddle session last night, Old Man Henderson gets some medical supplies. That looks suspicious...
  • Jake becomes a bully to Touko.
  • It's a miracle that Incineroar didn't die immediately after swimming.
  • Ray catches Dwarf Princess drinking and sets her on fire with it.
  • Lime Baby continues doing stuff that requires arms.
  • Primarina used Groin Attack! It's Super Effective!
  • I take back what I said earlier. This is the weirdest dance craze we've ever had.
  • Deaths: Dwarf Princess I. 16 remain.

edited 5th Sep '17 12:18:56 AM by TroperNo9001

Touko, no! That's not how you... pleasure yourself!

Also, poor Chiho.

My reaction to both of my tributes dying

Cirno could have drunk more Chirumiru to prepare for these hunger games...

edited 4th Nov '16 1:40:37 AM by GrafVonTirol

And not kill Hoshi!

I go to sleep before the game starts and wake up with all my tributes gone.

• Night 4
  • Poor Primarina misses her Trainer.
  • Ray's weirded out that he's the only human in this jazz ensemble.
  • Incineroar didn't like Chiho's cooking, it seems.
  • Kitten declares war on Polan— nah, they just call it a truce.
  • Still reeling from that Groin Attack, Gloria does the same to her boyfriend.
  • I didn't know Jake knew veterinary medicine.
  • The blade of grass has nightmares about being stepped on again.
• Feast
  • Touko attempts suicide, but is saved by the one who begged for a Mercy Kill.
  • Incineroar gets the short end of the stick. Literally.
  • An Eldritch Abomination and a blade of grass haggle. It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context.
• Day 5
  • Wow, Ray's been such a jerk this season.
  • Just how sharp is that blade of grass?!
  • A seal/selkie Pokemon and a Great Old One race to the tallest tree.
  • Gloria and Lime Baby's relationship starts to fall apart.
  • Mr. Henderson loses it again. This time, Belisarius consoles him.
  • Huhuhu, Polan cannot into space... uh, dzieki?
• Deaths: Chiho Sasaki, Incineroar, and Jake Peralta. 13 remain.

edited 4th Nov '16 4:00:03 AM by TroperNo9001

-sighs-

Also, I don't think any of my reserves have made it in recently. And that kinda makes me salty.