Hunger Games Simulator

Honestly I've just been on the verge of completely forgetting about this thread for the past month lmao

Sent the save, and just the save for now in case I have technical issues with the screens. I didn't go crazy with the death pics this time due to all the issues I was having.

That may be so, but unlike us that "joking mode" you did wasn't very tactful.

edited 30th Apr '18 1:00:04 PM by TheGamechanger

I came back from being sick, and it looks like we still haven't started yet...

My computer's acting a bit slow at the moment, so it's probably best to let someone else do screens. At least I got the save out.

I assume that's just technical issues rather than computer having "eh" specs. I live with 4GB RAM, end me

Also since I nominated Mr. Weasel "Stalks Teenage Girls To Make Contracts" and the other weasel... happy to announce it's officially May 1 here, so have a "happy" Walpurgis Nacht.

edited 30th Apr '18 4:13:09 PM by PinkCelebi

oof

Save received. I'm at work right now, so I'll make a first update in a few hours when I'm on break.

EDIT: Oh right, pics... I'll start either then or 1:30ish AM Pacific depending on when I receive 'em... Speaking of, any volunteers to make screens?

edited 30th Apr '18 5:21:37 PM by GrafVonTirol

Definitely not me. I'm a bit over-stressed right now, with end-of-year exams coming on Saturday, and its not helping my psyche (no pun intended, sorry Psychedelicate) at all. Besides, I don't have my laptop anyway.

edited 30th Apr '18 5:35:10 PM by dave_the_assassin

I was gonna make the obligatory "it's the first day of the month; where da new season at?" post, but then I remembered I'm still on Eastern Time.

edited 30th Apr '18 7:12:05 PM by TroperNo9001

Don't think too much lol.

I can't do screens, im a noob lol

edited 30th Apr '18 8:23:40 PM by FryBandit

I can't do screens, it's late and I have like three other things I still need to do.

Now you can say that it's been (roughly) a week since the last season. Dayum.... most of the longest Development Hell in recent memory turns out to not be under my command, even though I'm the master of slacking off.

And alas, sunset's shimmering (yes, pun intended on Sunset Shimmer) here in my country, but no progress on screens at all. "I'm gonna ask you to type into the computer very clearly...."

edited 1st May '18 3:25:59 AM by dave_the_assassin

Guess I could screen again... just send me the save

edited 1st May '18 3:56:49 AM by Zanreo

And screens sent

Splendid! Now let the games begin!◊

Bloodbath◊

• The Reaper has already claimed a soul. And it's The Reaper. Kitaeri saw to it.
• A couple tributes already invited to Smash.
• Apparently there's some sort of Ju-On/Minecraft crossover
• I'm sure extracting Heat Man's central nervous system would make for an excellent lighter and allow Snoop to smoke weed everyday.
• Para already got on someone's nerves and paid for it dearly
• A couple tributes have been told "there will be blood"... after some blood was spilled already.
• Of course Starscream is incompetent enough to be spirited away by an old creepypasta character.
• A Jaeger with a chainsaw? Now we're talkin'!
• Mortal Kombat is now sponsored by McDonalds
• Well, the Bandit at least can act like his canonical self I suppose.
• S E V E N D A Y S !
• A Jaeger gets brainfreeze... somehow

Day 1◊:

• Cars are such sore losers, aren't they?
• Snoop and Akinator play hot potato with a live grenade. Turns out that it's a dud.
• Whoever was controlling that Jaeger did such a poor job. I mean really? Undone by its own scissors?
• Which work is better? Super Troopers or S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?
• Apparently Rod was the son of an Orca.
• Alexius08 is going to be a tribute for the next game.
• Is Souko really in on that tape?
• A demonstration of a new Xbox feature goes wrong.
• Boris tries preparing squid the way Slavs do it, but the Blooper repelled him

Deaths:◊ The Reaper, Heat Man, Para, Starscream, Cherno Alpha

edited 1st May '18 7:33:57 AM by GrafVonTirol

I thought management was Starscream's field of incompetence. Alas, it seems I've just been opened to new areas...

And my guys didn't die in the bloodbath, so that's good, I guess.

How did that humpback whale manage to fit inside that Kyubey cosplay?!

And geez, I wonder how it must've felt for the tributes to wait that long...

I can't hear that bubble wrap pop over the engine's roar and tire burnout.

Lord English chasing Kyubey? I'd expect Doc Scratch to do this. Since you know, their goals conflict.

Oh god, the mental image of Cell doing a slow motion run to Chariots of Fire...

Dang I high hopes for the Reaper, what a shame.

edited 1st May '18 2:35:25 PM by FryBandit

Battle Music

• Donkey Kong Country 1-3 King K. Rool Smashified Medley

Funny that this was my current extension request and that it got uploaded on the same day as the first update.

edited 1st May '18 3:09:31 PM by TheGamechanger

Ah good, it’s finally begun.

Megatron be like this.◊ (Okay, that's Beast Wars!Megatron, but you get my point.)

Seriously, Prime!Starscream is one of the best Decepticons in the Aligned universe! I mean, he goddamn tricked and caused Optimus Prime to flip off. He definitely got hit by Badass Decay and Adaptational Wimp hard.

edited 1st May '18 3:46:06 PM by dave_the_assassin

Sorry I'm late. I was just incredibly tired and slept a fair bit lately. Anyways...

Night 1◊:

• I wonder if the cult is around Kyubey or Kayako
• Darrius somehow beats a logo at a staring contest
• Mereum was on his way to destruction?
• Apparently the Akinator correctly guessed, based on Zer0's questions, that he'll be shipped with Microsoft.
• Juubey and Cell argue over which meat is superior. I'd guess Cell is would be on the "ribs" side since he can have it with cornbread.
• A radioactive orca? This can't be good...
• I never knew that Jaegers can get cancer. Nonetheless Thorny is that good a doctor.
• Kitaeri's rock climbing attempt goes awry when her grapping hook caught into Nebulasray's headlights, sending the car crashing down when she tried to tug it loose

Day 2◊

• Apparently the pilot of the Crimson Typhoon is so bad at asking questions that it got Akinator in such a pissy mood.
• Thorny, fresh off his successful surgery, decides to sell some Girl Scout cookies.
• "Wait, so Vadim is my sponsor? Blin..."
• Apparently this Cell is far less evil than his source.
• Since Sony is essentially the producer of Breaking Bad, he tried to emulate Walter White, but to no avail.
• Bubble Man also has hairy palms now.
• TIL Orcas calm down when given a Snickers
• Not even seven days has passed, and Salazzle is already a goner.
• Darrius is now subject of a PSA to watch where you're going
• A mail bomb does in one Japanese horror character
• Trying to find a topic for a new game (for a change), Microsoft enters a haunted house, but had second thoughts after a while.

Deaths◊: Mereum, RT Nebulasray, Salazzle, Darrius, Kayako Saeki

edited 1st May '18 4:13:58 PM by GrafVonTirol