AI with access to the console
... how are you ... I would to inform you that anti grain torpedos are currently enroute I would recommend landing and surrendering before I call in any warships.
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have you stepped foot on Mars before?
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
No.
Is your voice like a Vocaloid?
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Kirby
"What's a Vocaloid?"
"Do you have any friends, poyo?"
Hello? Hello, hello?
"I do, woof! Big Sis Sara is one of them, meow!"
"What's your favourite animal, woof?"
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
dork: silent assassin
I have a soft spot for ferrets.
-FAL's pet ferret, Fel, slinks up to his master's shoulder-
My tastes are simpler. Loyal dogs are better suited for me.
Are we talking about animals or your soldiers?
-Chuckles- What's the difference?
What do you do in your free time? Ms. FAL here could use some inspiration.
You're one to talk, Mr. Torture Specialist.
But you see, at least I have a hobby.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
AI with access to the console
Exploring different realties.
Though I’ll say colony simulations are a close second to that. A good way to tell stories as well as create new archotechs.
what do the stars mean to you?
Honestly they represent how big the universe and the world is. Its rare you will see any tourist or any location your touring to so make the most of your time. That has a double meaning that I didnt intend.
Your thoughts on double meanings?
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Scorpio LAT “Leiurus-V”
"Double meanings make my circuits hurt. I eat people when my circuits hurt. Capisce?"
"Come now, Vahl - do you not remember how those rogue mercenaries ended up in your chamber? They do have some uses, no?
[Vahl Dreig falls into sullen silence for several moments, before grunting aloud.]
"...Fine. I still hate them."
"A few days back, I was sent out to hunt an escaped project down. A Gamma-class Bio-Organic Weapon, loose in the city. I cornered it somewhere in the industrial district, after it tore through a platoon of our troops. It yelled at me as we fought - said it wanted freedom. A chance to live, rather than be used as a weapon; to go against his purpose. Eventually, he got away: brought half a building down on my head with that last shot and used the chaos to escape."
[Hades falls silent for a moment, leg-blades twitching.]
"Were my efforts to return him - it to the Company... wrong, in some manner? They created us; they own our augmentations, our genetic code - we owe our existence to them. We can't live like normal humans. Is it... incorrect to serve them?
Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Feb 21st 2021 at 11:08:23 AM
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Okay, that, I'm not sure enough about. I've only encountered an old IBM PC AT whose maker is long dead and an AI who rules over all sentient life in their universe.
- The IBM PC AT's intelligence has long surpassed their supposed hardware capacity to the point where they have interests beyond their programming and they can freely go against a human's commands and harm humans when they want/need to.
- The AI, well, essentially rules over all sentient life in the universe, making them the top-tier inorganic intelligence of their universe, which makes a poor comparison to you and that robot.
Ever screamed so loud, you end up killing the ones you didn't wanna kill?
Edited by SomeLibre on Feb 21st 2021 at 7:15:32 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Iris, Princess of Ephedia
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No, and I really don’t want to.
Are you a companion pet like me?
G5 sucks.
I'm helping!
I can move quickly when need be.
Do you want to... play a game ? i'm not actually offering i'm just curious
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
Don't Try It
What game.... do you have in mind? One where I do not die are the best ones.... like chess?
Twenty-five cents for anyone to polish my shoes. Any takers?
Edited by TheFarmboy on Jun 18th 2021 at 12:30:36 PM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Niiue
Ridley grins viciously as he prepares to "polish"/stab the shoes with his tail.
Ridley grunts and wants you to join the Space pirates, though it doesn't really seems like a question.
Eh, no? Sorry, me, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are going to throw horseshoes soon.
Worst outfit you have seen? "Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Niiue
Shudders and sculpts Vanilla Ice's outfit
Asks to not approach DIO's mansion. He'll be very angry overwise
Edited by Scipion3 on Jul 10th 2021 at 10:44:25 AM
"In this insane place, love is all that stands between us and the great beyond."
dork: silent assassin
Oh. S-sure. I'm not heading in that direction anyway, but I'll keep that in mind.
Do you have a pet? They can be a handful sometimes, but I heard having pets can give positive effects to the mind and soul.
-A white ferret slinks out of Simo's jacket, perching itself on his shoulder-
There you are, Sako! Want some treat?
-Simo fetches a small bit of food from his pockets. The ferret, having been satisfied by the offering, scurries back to where it came from-
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
-Shrugs head-
Have you seen my wife Olivia?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Tama May Cry 3: Toony Awaking
Sorry I'm not sure currently.
Don't know either but I wish I could help, good luck finding her!
What's it like in your neighborhood?
Edited by MkayRose on Aug 7th 2021 at 4:26:25 AM
Meet the Tamas!◊ I've come to retrieve my power.
CG for short
Hm, I wouldn't say Chaldea is a neighborhood, but it's where Tomo-sama and I live and there's a lot of Servants here. I'll say it's nice, Master's quite willing to help me become a better swordswoman, and I don't mind accepting duels from other sword-wielding Servants. Do you agree, Tomo-sama?
(The actual Hokusai, the octopus thing who's nicknamed Tomo-sama, simply rolls his eyes).
Anyway, do you want to duel with me and Tomo-sama? Swords and all?
Edited by Cutegirl920fire on Aug 7th 2021 at 3:28:01 AM
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Adora, the High Priestess
Why yes I would. You would win easily
Are you the type who would love to see chaos rise from the ashes of order?
"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."
Um, no? I am not crazy?
*Laughs*
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
"What are you laughing about...? Is it a joke? I LOVE jokes!"
"Are you strong? How strong are you?"
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
CG for short
Manipulate the whole universe strong I suppose...
Will you challenge me to a fight to the death?
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
usually I get a nice steak to treat myself after a long flight.
Any civilians down there?, I need to know where to hold off firing the missiles!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.