Yeah that's right— spoil the ending to your favorite show/movie/book/whatever. But so bad, anyone who hasn't seen it won't get spoiled. It's also funny, I think.
Rules:
- Don't pothole the work you're referring to, unless you think no one will get it. Even then, it won't be that funny to others.
- You can guess what a poster is referring to, but put it in spoiler tags, please.
For example:
He doesn't get the girl, but he's OK with it as it serves a greater purpose, and he gains a friendship along the way.
Have fun.
The Senate
You fight the guy you were trying to save, only to find out he was being controlled by a wasp. You kill the wasp and it fuses with a flower, and then it rips its own head off in order to continue fighting. You finally beat this phase and are rewarded with your house going back to normal.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
You save the girl and possess the Big Bad to escape from a crumbling cavern while an energetic pop rock song plays in the background.
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Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
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Super Mario Odyssey
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 25th 2018 at 5:33:03 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Senate
Hypno and Squidward’s cultist lovechild summons Majora. You beat his soul to death with a staff and then Master Spark him right in the dark matter.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Hope, The Hero
An old man tries to kill his younger nemesis by committing suicide with a grenade before he bleeds out.
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Wrong.
Edited by G2BattleConvoy on Sep 28th 2018 at 8:19:10 PM
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
A fire happens, and some people escape.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Kirby Star Allies
Edited by Zanreo on Sep 27th 2018 at 1:44:45 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Senate
An armored person kills a five-tentacled jellyfish with its own blue, mutagenic excrement.
Tripod Cthulhu kills six idiots and then an armored person hits him with a laser repeatedly.
A creature that looks like the five-tentacled jellyfish is killed shortly before the creature that is actually the five-tentacled jellyfish.
Armored person blows up a blue, sentient planet containing an expy of the main antagonist.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
He'll take the case!
Either you betray your mentor because some rich guy told you to, betray some crazy guy because the government told you to, or kill the rich guy and the government guy. Oh, and you also kill some gang leaders too while you're at it.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
A cat's highly grueling Sadistic Choice turns out to be a Secret Test of Character and the rebellion is officially underway.
Edited by Smiley100P on Sep 28th 2018 at 7:29:48 AM
You enter a political debate with a senator in the form of a sword fight.
i lived bitch
Somehow god damn Satan kills a god and saves the world.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Persona 5.
The protagonist wipes all traces of himself from the face of the earth, sans his sword.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
A robot gives a thumb up at a lava pit.
Correct!
Edited by Mhazard on Oct 3rd 2018 at 4:31:37 PM
i havent even seen the film and my mind was like "TERMINATOR 2"
A really precious doggo with depression gets put down and gets really pissed at his guardian angel for it.
Edited by Smiley100P on Oct 2nd 2018 at 7:45:48 AM
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Falling upwards in outer space, waiting to be rescued.
There is always a possibility, no matter how improbable it may seem. Just start thinking about it, and it will haunt you forever.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
The fat priest is immolated.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
One is seriously regretting his actions, two are about to die, and three are gearing up for murder.
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A bunch of young adults go down a staircase while a Magical Negro does an edgy monologue.
The Ice Queen
The police officer kills himself, a bunch of kids get shot, and everyone dies except for the two villains and the young couple. When the hero dies, a dead prostitute takes him to heaven where everyone is singing.
You enter the afterlife to slay a black wyvern. After slaying it and returning to your world, an old wyvern gives you a lengthy speech, and finally, after watching a group of wyverns flying away, you can now do whatever you want with your new red wyvern friend and everyone treats you as a hero.
Edited by Mhazard on Oct 23rd 2018 at 12:35:55 AM
Everyone dies and literally black Jesus gives them a verbal smackdown in the afterlife but he lets like three of them come back to life.
Edited by Almohad on Oct 22nd 2018 at 1:42:40 PM
They get really small, save a old lady, who uses some weird ability to help fix the villains problem.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."