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VengefulBale More Metalucy fluff. from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
More Metalucy fluff.
Dec 5th 2018 at 7:51:35 AM

Tumblr's new policies delete your whole profile.

I order a Boneless Pizza

The edgy borb gets a hug.
shackwave am I just doomed to be the person that I am?
am I just doomed to be the person that I am?
Dec 5th 2018 at 3:33:54 PM

The pizza guy breaks all your bones.

I sneeze really loud at the cinema.

I still don’t know what to put here.
AzurePaladin The Blue Knight from The Feywild Relationship Status: Mu
The Blue Knight
Dec 5th 2018 at 5:10:01 PM

A hurricane sweeps in and wipes out the theater.

I put books in the wrong place in the library.

She/Her Pronouns
VengefulBale More Metalucy fluff. from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
More Metalucy fluff.
Dec 5th 2018 at 5:53:34 PM

The books add too much weight for the shelf to handle and it crushes you underneath it's weight.

I accidentally forget to say "you're welcome" after someone thanks me

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 5th 2018 at 7:53:46 AM

The edgy borb gets a hug.
Dec 5th 2018 at 6:01:53 PM

An eavesdropping vampire who was counting on Exact Words to break into your house decides to burn it down instead out of spite.

I'm at the airport and I use Weasel Words to imply that a pregnant woman is instead smuggling via Fake Pregnancy — the idea is for me to instigate Overreacting Airport Security while maintaining deniability that I framed and slandered her.

Trip hellp from the land of the lost horizon
hellp
Dec 5th 2018 at 8:55:55 PM

Suddenly a plane crashes into you. Not anyone else in the airport, not even the woman. Just you in particular, even the crew on board are fine.

I hastily edit in a misdemeanor before my clan shames me

Edited by Trip on Dec 5th 2018 at 11:56:11 AM

WORLD'S GONE INSANE
Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Dec 6th 2018 at 5:02:10 AM

Your clan knows of your near mistake. Your clan wants vengeance!

I swear in a church.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
VengefulBale More Metalucy fluff. from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
More Metalucy fluff.
Dec 6th 2018 at 7:33:39 AM

God himself strikes you down with divine lightning.

I put a banana peel in the entrance to my school as a prank

The edgy borb gets a hug.
Dec 6th 2018 at 9:42:23 AM

You're forced to march barefoot over a floor strewn with Legos.

I trained a flock of birds to poop on freshly washed cars.

Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Dec 7th 2018 at 8:33:02 PM

The birds become a public nuisance, and as you reputation is already destroyed, you being know as the crazy bird person, you are banished from town. The birds increase their bombing practices in retaliation. A hunter gathers all the birds together and puts your family at gunpoint. You have to shoot all the birds or else your family dies.

I step on someone's toe whilst dancing.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
Lunala The Ace INTP from Bikini Bottom Relationship Status: Chocolate!
The Ace INTP
Dec 8th 2018 at 4:29:40 AM

They step on you with so much force you fall through the Earth and burn up in the Earth's core

I stay up late all night then sleep in the next day.

I watch too many cartoons.
Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Dec 9th 2018 at 8:45:57 AM

That throws your internal cicada rhythm off so badly that you are incapable of properly sleeping throughout the night for the next week, and when you do sleep, you never feel like you slept enough. To make your sleep deprived matter even worse, you seem to be seeing monsters in the closet and under the bed.

I break the reader's Willing Suspension of Disbelief in a story I wrote.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
QuantumMelody29 Fear my SOOPER SHADOW POWAHZ!! from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Fear my SOOPER SHADOW POWAHZ!!
Dec 9th 2018 at 8:48:49 AM

So the readers break you.

I put the Star wars holiday special on the TV.

Idk what to put here right now :/
VengefulBale More Metalucy fluff. from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
More Metalucy fluff.
Dec 9th 2018 at 8:51:21 AM

George Lucas himself comes to your house, destroys it and kills you.

I tell the president's guards that they look like an ape.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 9th 2018 at 10:51:35 AM

The edgy borb gets a hug.
Trip hellp from the land of the lost horizon
hellp
Dec 9th 2018 at 9:11:19 AM

The guards look at each other, whoop and howl and stomp, before beating you to death with improvised rocks.

I exist.

WORLD'S GONE INSANE
VengefulBale More Metalucy fluff. from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
More Metalucy fluff.
Dec 9th 2018 at 9:33:44 AM

Turns out you were born with a curse that makes everything and everyone hate you, you die alone and hated.

I make a TvTropes account

The edgy borb gets a hug.
randomtroper89 I am the Phoenix King from The Fire Nation
I am the Phoenix King
Dec 9th 2018 at 11:52:26 PM

The punishment for creating a sockpuppet is being turned into a sockpuppet.

I overfeed a cartoon bunny until it bursts.

Mhazard Not That Sayaka from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Not That Sayaka
Dec 10th 2018 at 2:12:34 AM

You get forcefed with rabbit guts until you burst and turn into Ludicrous Gibs.

I cited TV Tropes for school projects.

Cute girls are cute.
Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Dec 11th 2018 at 3:55:49 PM

Your teacher does not believe this is a real, informative source, unreliable, similar to Wikipedia because anyone can edit it. So because of that, you get a horrible score which brings down your average and denies you further education.

I attempt to explain the plot of a story to someone, and use tropes in my description of it.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
Benthelame With a side of fries!
With a side of fries!
Dec 11th 2018 at 4:02:30 PM

You are deported to North Korea.

I chew several pieces of gum at once.

Benthelame With a side of fries!
With a side of fries!
Dec 12th 2018 at 4:04:28 PM

Someone dunks you in a pool filled with nothing but urine for the whole week.

I don't say hello to a friend when passing by.

TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Feb 6th 2019 at 3:21:14 PM

Now the only thing you can say is “Hello”.

I murder The Freelance Shame Squad.

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
KeironCioran Surma from Another World, in Another Time Relationship Status: Mu
Surma
Feb 6th 2019 at 3:24:07 PM

I starve you until you emaciated, then throw you outside during the polar vortex.In CHICAGO.

I touched myself in front of a goat.

Edited by KeironCioran on Feb 6th 2019 at 3:24:45 AM

Everything means less than zero
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Feb 6th 2019 at 3:47:56 PM

You get bumrushed off a cliff by a herd of goats. Hope you like your fall with a side of broken ribs!

I didn't get to submit my assignment in time.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...

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