A car runs you over.
I drove half a mile while drunk.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.You get to experience Police Brutality at its finest when they catch you.
I sneaked up on a sleeping chihuahua and yelled "Boo!"
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.A pack of large dogs attack you.
I use a dead meme.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.They turn you into a meme and then kill you by giving you to facebook moms.
I said a thing that offended someone.
Your tongue is torn out.
I was offended by something.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!You are sentenced to the corniest of Sensitivity Training seminars for ten million years.
I put a Thumbtack on the Chair of my Sitcom Arch-Nemesis.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.You have to sit on a chair made out of thumbtacks
I force someone to watch The English Patient
somethingYour face is smashed into the screen.
I pour the milk first.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.It spills.
I don't pass the salt when someone asks for it right away.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.They get salty and beat you to a pulp.
I cuddled Ribeyrolles.
Ribby Rolles shoots you for that.
I spoil the anime.
ps: please stop just using ribbyrolles in all of your posts.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.Hirohiko Araki arrives to your house and fills you with bullets.
I drink an entire 2 liter Coca-Cola drink straight from the bottle
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"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."You choke on it and have to go to the hospital.
I hug Bellatrix Lestrange, ruffle her hair, and call her 'shorty'.
Bellatrix turns you to dust with her wand.
I download jazz music illegally
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Jazz musicians come to your house and beat you to death.
I flick someones ear.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.They cut your ear off.
I ship Firestar with Spottedleaf, instead of Sandstorm.
You are transformed into a kittypet and taken to the Cutter.
I went to the library and deliberately shelved their books in the wrong places.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Your eyes are stabbed out with a pen.
I ask my friend to spell ICUP.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.Your friend spells it out while carving the letters in your face with a knife.
I step on a dog's tail.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."The dog maims you.
I stepped on a spider.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.The spider kills you.
I dab.
I personally kill you for it with a chainsaw
I decided to switch the salt and sugar of a random person in a restaurant so that they'll put the salt in their coffee
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."They're so salty that they insult you and pour salted coffee at you to make you salty.
I killed Sigma with Hadouken.
Does that merit a punishment? Fine, here's your- NOT TELLING YOU!
I fold a corner of my book instead of using the bookmark right beside me.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
You get an explosive pie to the face as payment.
I jaywalk.
It's been 3000 years…