Classy up a meme

The name of the blue-and-green planet in the Solar System, on which humanity lives on, spoken in stilted English.

HEY YOU! YOU DARE MAKE ME HOLD A BUTCHERED F-WORD? WHY DON'T YOU HOLD A BUTCHERED F-WORD!???

My identity is that of high velocity.

The act of illegally downloading and creating copies of software is in no way comparable to a joyous social event.

I am speed

My fair gentleman, who I call a deliberate misspelling of a name that is derived from the Latin word for "to conquer", pardon me. But I must question your choice in a form of electronic entertainment that is characterized by the participant or participants playing an active role in it through the usage of an input device or user interface that you have decided to demonstrate to an audience. You see, I find your selection to be quite infantile, and so I disapprove of it. My preferences lean more towards the usage of firearms and heavy artillery, so I find it quite peculiar that your selection does not include any of those elements.

And for this very reason that is why me, a home cook, applies flavourings and herbs upon the platform where the meat of cow is cut, instead of applying those aforementioned ingredients upon the cut of cow meat itself.

Why I season my cutting board, not my steak.

In the event you are incapable of producing your own, procuring it from the local grocer may suffice.

Edited by FirstSnow on Feb 5th 2021 at 5:47:54 PM

The blue spiny mammal of the subfamily Erinaceinae whose name is an adjective meaning "related to sound" is capable of transporting those who oppose him into the world of the popular virtual pasttime Minecraft by striking them with one hand clenched into a fist.

Sonic can punch people into Minecraft.

No! I beg of you, Service Games, if you have any kindness in your heart, refrain from transforming me into yet another arbitrary item!

At a certain point, the low temperature beverage you just drunk makes you feel very fine.

I recommend you to abdicate your lifestyle as a civilized Homo sapiens and instead embrace the way of nonhuman primates.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

Southern European nougat confection, typically made of honey, sugar, and egg white, with toasted almonds or other nuts, and usually shaped into either a rectangular tablet or a round cake, said with an exclammatory manner.

Turron!

Also I took it from a comment on this video

For your inappropriately lustful behaviour, I shall hit you in the head with a stick making a comical sound effect, and declare that you should be incarcerated for your indecency in a special penal institute specifically for lustful people.

No time could be worse than this to be in possession of ocular organs.

Optimus Prime is supposed to be a majestic semi-tractor-trailer truck, not some foolish, flea-ridden primate!

TRUKK NOT MUNKY

That joyous elation when the one among our number who is an impersonator has garnered well-deserved suspicion of such!

This is an area dedicated to raising bovines. For this reason, you will assuredly locate bovines in the space not within our abode.

It's a cow farm. Yer gonna find cows outside!

You were expecting a classied-up popular piece of internet culture? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but it's not here. Instead, it is time you got brought the classic Bait-and-Switch courtesy of a tall, thin plumber who mainly dresses in purple and black plumbing attire.

Expecting a classy meme? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!!

Edited by SmilyTrope112 on Mar 17th 2021 at 1:08:23 PM

"Oh golly!"

"The young girl used such an offensive language!"

"And I do not regret that! The pure, naive period between childhood and adulthood of mine has been vandalised by close proximity to wrongdoers!"

"EGADS!" "She swore!" "And I don't feel bad about it! My innocent youth have been corrupted by bad guy proximity!"

Dear me, fellow human, is that a law enforcement? I am shocked, and assuredly I shall call upon the marijuana forthwith to deal with you!

(dials number on my home cooking appliance, which is not used for making calls)

"Hello! You have made a call unto the number twenty-one score. What form of recreational drug be you burning in your mouth to produce pleasing psychoactive effects?"

I HAVE COME INTO THE POSSESSION OF THE IDENTITY OF AN ATTRACTIVE DEITY OF WARTIMES NOT CLAD IN FOOTWEAR!

Misspelled, a share which entitles the holder to a fixed dividend, whose payment takes priority over that of common-stock dividends.

Greetings, my fellow humans. I would like to participate in accustomed human activities, like the consumption of bread and conversing about war.

re: A Pod of Seals

Finally! Someone who remembers "Mary, is that a police?! I'm calling the weed!"